Arizona Doctors Can Take Patients to California to Perform Abortions Under New Law
We told you this overturning of Roe v. Wade didn’t mean shit. You have to establish a society on the Bible. You have to force women. You can’t give women…
The Science Announces AI-Powered Head Transplants, New Bodies Available
BrainBridge This is a presentation video of a potential future medical robot and surgical procedure that will transplant entire heads using AI and robotics. We only need to grow human…
Kentucky: Catholic Monk Reveals “He” is Actually a Woman, Says Church Can’t Kick Trannies Out!
“Brother” “Christian” Matson. Welp. New York Post: A Catholic monk has come out as a transgender man — saying that the church will have “to deal with” trans people in…
48% of Americans Believe They’ll Live to See Cow Farts Burn Entire Planet
I live in constant fear of cow farts destroying the earth. It’s a conundrum for me, because I love the smell of cow farts. New York Post: Half of Americans…
Families Looking for Religious Alternatives to Boy Scouts as Organization Focuses on Anal
Previously: Boy Scouts of America Announces Official New Name: “Scouting America” Maybe dads should just take their sons out in the woods to go hunting and fishing and stuff? Any…
State Department Says People of Anus at Risk of Terrorist Attacks During Anus Month
Non Western Countries are starting to Ban LGBT movements. El Salvador have banned it in schools Peru have categorised is as a mental illness Russia have declared it’s a satanic…
Boy Scouts of America Announces Official New Name: “Scouting America”
The Boys Scouts are changing their name to Scouting America. This is the first name change in 114 years. The organization wants to be more inclusive.pic.twitter.com/tX9myajzLe — Citizen Free Press…
The Science Still Putting Parts of Pigs Into Humans
Surgeons at NYU Langone Health recently completed the first-ever combined heart pump and gene-edited pig kidney transplant in a living patient with heart failure and end-stage kidney disease, who otherwise…
Vatican Releases Anti-Tranny Document to Try to Manage Backlash Against Support for Gay Marriage
There is a huge backlash against the Pope’s anal agenda, which threatens to cause a schism in the Church. Cardinals and others have been calling for the Pope to recant…
In a Utopia, The Government has to Cut Your Balls Off to Prevent You from Doing It Yourself
The Mormons didn’t move fast enough to cut this guy’s balls off, so he had to cut his own balls off. Now, the feds are going to hold the Mormons…