Russia and Iran Expanding Trade Using National Currencies
Those sanctions really got ’em! The petrodollar is going to end and basically collapse the American empire, but at least we did our values and supported a rules-based order. RT:…
Russian Space Marine Going on Brutal Revenge Mission Against Hohol Pigs Who Killed His Boys
Previously: Alleged “Moon Walker” Buzz Aldrin Marries Disgusting Plastic Surgery Mess on 93rd Birthday While Buzz Aldrin is going full weird freak and marrying a plastic surgery disaster at 93, Russian…
Europe to Buy Refined Russian Oil from India Because of Sanctions
So, uh. We can’t buy oil from Russia because Russians are, uh. They are pure evil. They are murdering everyone and they don’t even do gay sex. So we’re going…
Zelensky Declares War on Bloggers, Artists
Everything is a threat to democracy. For democracy to thrive, you have to destroy freedom and free expression, you have to totally crush the human spirit. RT: Ukrainian President Vladimir…
The Whole World is Joining Sino-Friendship as America Goes Ape for Anal
All of these countries, all over the world, are switching teams. China is offering trade and prosperity, while America demands total control of domestic politics. China is peaceful, whereas America…
Medvedev Calls Nip Statement on Nuclear War “Hideous Cringe”
Lmao Former Russian President Medvedev told PM Kishida to commit seppuku and that “Kishida betrayed the victims of Hiroshima and Nagasaki’ by becoming a vassal to the USA who nuked…
Russia-China Trade Approaches $200 Billion Goal Ahead of Schedule
🇷🇺🇨🇳 The trade turnover between Russia and China broke a new record high of $190.27 billion in 2022, an increase of 29.3% compared to 2021, according to newly published data…
US Intelligence Putting a “Deep Freeze” on Serbia in Response to Pro-Russian Sentiment
The whole world is picking sides. You’re either with the rainbow flag or you’re not. It’s not a hard choice. RT: Washington is unhappy with Belgrade’s new choice of spy…
Russia Sends High-Ranking General and Defense Ministry Officials to Belarus
General Oleg Salyukov arrives in Belarus. It sort of looks like Russia is planning to hit Kiev from Belarus. RT: The Russian Ground Forces commander-in-chief, General Oleg Salyukov, arrived in…
Zelensky Strips Opposition Politicians of Citizenship
Previously: Zelensky Strips Orthodox Christian Priests of Citizenship In the brave human rights democracy called “Ukraine” (we dropped the “the,” okay bud? It’s like when “The Batman” started being just…