US Now Saying They’re Just Going to Seize Russia’s $300 Billion
The world is your burger A dear friend requested that I do a summary of the stories we missed in the missing week during the donation drive. Fortunately, there really…
The Ukraine “Scaling Back” Operations After Running Out of Ammo, Looking to Increase Conscription
Ukraine cannot exist The former adviser to President Zelensky answered a question about the existence of Ukraine. Ukraine cannot exist in this form. All 31 years (of the existence of…
Putin Says Russia Not Planning to Attack NATO, Calls Biden’s Claims “Nonsense”
So will Russia “attack NATO,” as Biden fears? Putin’s answer: “This is complete nonsense. I think that President Biden understands this. He says this in order to justify his erroneous…
Macron Says He Will Take Putin’s Call (Sort of Big News, Actually)
Macron probably would prefer to just be a normal president, I think. He seems sometimes frustrated by the fact that everything has to be gay and retarded. RT: French President…
Russia Bank Chief Says Definitely No Recession in 2024
I had some jokes about a female bank chief, such as: “I’d like to hike her interest rates.” I won’t be making those jokes, however. Here’s an interesting little factoid:…
The Ukraine Issues Arrest Warrant for Head of Russian Orthodox Church
Democracy, by the way. RT: Patriarch Kirill, the head of the Russian Orthodox Church, has been put on a criminal wanted list by Ukraine’s Interior Ministry. The document identified the…
Creepy Jewish White House Official Demands More “Russian Suffering”
I see this face, speaking for the American government, with the flag behind it there, and I just… I want to get drunk and go to sleep. I’m just so…
Almost All of Russia’s Richest Billionaires Have Gotten Richer This Year
Vladimir Potanin is the richest man in Russia, for now The Russian economy is doing great by any measure, and if you compare it to what is happening in the…
Russian Police Raiding Gay Bars and Clubs!
Russia’s Supreme Court has ruled to designate LGBTQ+ activists as “extremists,” banning their activities on Russian soil. pic.twitter.com/NKkcrlXqbD — DW News (@dwnews) December 3, 2023 Previously: Russia: Supreme Court Labels…
US-Centric System is Ending
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