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WATCH: Britain’s Prince Harry visited Japan for the first time in four years to attend a sports summit in Tokyo, where he expressed his love of Japanese culture and said he ‘would happily live here’ pic.twitter.com/ZDHJR6YLfR

— Reuters Asia (@ReutersAsia) August 10, 2023

What even is this?

Now he’s fleeing California?

How many places is this dude going to flee?

Did that negress put some kind of mind parasite in his brain?

He could have picked from basically any young, hot white girl, who would do whatever she was supposed to do and be the perfect princess. Instead, he picked a used-up, old, divorced African bitch from a crappy TV show no one watched.

New York Post:

Prince Harry said he would be happy to leave California behind — and even revealed the place he’d “happily live” in.

The Duke of Sussex, 38, spoke Wednesday at the International Sports Promotion Society (ISPS) Sports Values – Summer Edition summit in Tokyo, Japan, where he expressed his love for the country and its culture.

“I’ve been involved in many charities for most of my life and I get a huge amount of fulfillment giving back to as many people as possible,” he told the crowd. “My life is charity, always has been, always will be.”

“Your warmth, your compassion, your generosity, every single element of the Japanese culture is really unique and very, very special,” the exiled royal added.

“I noticed it my first visit four years ago when I came for the Rugby World Cup. And I would happily live here if you’d have me.”

During his short trip to Japan’s capital city of Tokyo, the duke managed to squeeze in some shopping with polo champ and longtime pal Ignacio “Nacho” Figueras, whom he’s known since 2007.

“Shopping for our wives.  ,” Figueras, 46, captioned an Instagram post later that day, which featured the pair wearing sunglasses and striking a “Blue Steel” pose.

Prince Harry with Nacho Figueras

The pair were specifically talking about Harry’s wife, Meghan Markle, and Figueras’ spouse, Delfina Blaquier.

“A big thank you to Tokyo for your generous hospitality and kindness towards us. And of course, for your continued support of @sentebale!”

We are witnessing an ongoing mental meltdown incident with this poor man.

It’s a shame that he is rejecting all aid from his family.

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Norway: Princess Announces Engagement to Black Witch Doctor from California https://www.anglinarchive.com/2022/06/09/norway-princess-announces-engagement-to-black-witch-doctor-from-california/ Thu, 09 Jun 2022 00:00:00 +0000

I can see why her last husband killed himself

Normal, normal, normal.

Everything is all totally normal.

Just take your pills, play with your toys, and relax.

Breitbart:

Princess Martha Louise, the daughter of Norway´s King Harald, is engaged to her American boyfriend Durek Verrett, the palace said Tuesday.

The 50-year-old princess who is fourth in line to the Norwegian throne, has been together with Verrett, 47, who describes himself as a shaman and a healer on his website, since May 2019, according to Norwegian media.

Does this look like a faggot to anyone else?

In a statement issued by the royal household, Harald and his wife Queen Sonja announced the engagement and said they “wish them all the best for the future.”

Martha Louise has three daughters from her first marriage, which ended in 2016. According to Norwegian media, she plans to relocate to California with the girls.

Alongside her royal duties, the princess has written books in which she claimed having contacts with angels.

So it’s not just royal race-mixing – this is also tied into some kind of satanism.

Color me shocked.

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Japanese Princess to Live in One-Bedroom Apartment in NYC After Throwing Away Royalty for Sex https://www.anglinarchive.com/2021/10/28/japanese-princess-to-live-in-one-bedroom-apartment-in-nyc-after-throwing-away-royalty-for-sex/ Thu, 28 Oct 2021 00:00:00 +0000

Women will always turn their back on their responsibilities and frame it as virtue.

Women truly are useless, and the only solution anyone has thought of so far is that they should be beaten and raped.

New York Post:

Japan’s Princess Mako and her new husband are preparing to move into a rented one-bedroom apartment in New York City after she was forced to give up her royal title in order to marry her commoner college sweetheart.

The 30-year-old, the eldest daughter of Crown Prince Fumihito and niece of Emperor Naruhito, quietly tied the knot with Kei Komuro, 30, on Tuesday after their wedding was delayed several years following intense scrutiny.

Following their nuptials, the couple moved into a condo in Tokyo but are planning to permanently relocate to the Big Apple, according to Japanese media outlets.

It is unclear exactly where in Gotham the couple plan to rent.

Mako’s husband has a job at a law firm after sitting the New York bar exam back in July.

The former princess is in the process of securing a visa so she can also work in the US, NHK reports.

The newlyweds will be financially independent after Mako turned down a $1.23 million payment that she was entitled to upon leaving the royal family.

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The princess developed post-traumatic stress disorder over the negative media attention surrounding her relationship, palace doctors said.

Yeah well, she wouldn’t have had any disorders if she’d acted normally and fulfilled her responsibilities like a normal person – i.e., a man – would have done.

Women bring problems onto themselves.

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Netherlands Royalty Can Do Gay Marriage Without Giving Up Throne, PM Says https://www.anglinarchive.com/2021/10/14/netherlands-royalty-can-do-gay-marriage-without-giving-up-throne-pm-says/ Thu, 14 Oct 2021 00:00:00 +0000

Princess Amalia pictured with her father, King Willem-Alexander, in July 2021.

It’s time to rock your anus like a global warming caused hurricane.

The Dutch are leading the way into a new era of anal royalty – where royals are judged not by where they ram their penises, but by the content of their blood.

The Guardian:

A Dutch monarch can marry a person of whatever gender they choose without forfeiting their right to the throne, prime minister Mark Rutte has said.

Rutte was responding to questions from parliament that arose from a recent book, Amalia, Duty Calls, which argued that old laws would appear to exclude the possibility of a same-sex couple on the throne, despite same-sex marriage being legal in the Netherlands since 2001.

The book is about Princess Amalia, the 17-year-old heir to King Willem-Alexander.

Amalia has not made any comments on the matter, and little is known of her personal life.

So is she even a dyke, or is this all just theoretical?

The most well known fact about her personal life appears to be that she’s fat.

I thought we were going to see some kind of royal rimjob here.

Instead we’re just theorizing about a possible dyke.

Ah well.

At least we know that if some Dutch royal decides he was to really go balls deep in another man’s asshole, he has a legal right to do so. ‘

But like all anuses, when it’s gaping open, you’ve just gotta shove something in it. So hopefully we get some anal royalty soon in Dutchland.

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Boomers: Don’t Let Your Millions of Dollars Prevent You from Living Like a Peasant https://www.anglinarchive.com/2020/09/19/boomers-dont-let-your-millions-of-dollars-prevent-you-from-living-like-a-peasant/ Sat, 19 Sep 2020 00:00:00 +0000

I do not support John Lennon and I think he was a communist. I like that he said that stuff about the Jews, when he said “show business is an extension of the Jewish religion,” and I agree with it.

However, the commie gets the thumbs down. He contributed to extending the Jewish religion, especially with his song “Imagine,” which is a vicious attack on Christianity.

I also agree with his preference for gook women – but he took it way too far.

But I will say this: whenever I see the boomers, I think of the song “Working Class Hero.”

In particular, the line where he says: “and you’re still fucking peasants, as far as I can see.”

I want you to look at this:

This man is a boomer millionaire, who made millions in the most boomer way imaginable, then did the most boomer thing possible and married some stupid brown slut.

But I don’t want to talk about his brown slut. Actually, I probably do want to talk about that – and I will.

But the first thing I want to talk about is this “castle.”

It has literal white walls.

The $8.25 million castle has white walls.

So, you can give a boomer tens of millions of dollars.

And as I will say, to quote Lennon: “you’re still fucking peasants as far as I can see.”

Imagine being a millionaire and saying to yourself: “I want to live in a $500 a month peasant housing apartment – but I want it to be bigger! And shaped like a castle! With a swimming pool! And a young brown bitch, all sexy!”

This is literally the episode of The Simpsons with the hobo who invented Itchy and Scratchy getting the millions in royalties.

Lately, I’ve been trying to explain that actually, millennials are worse than boomers.

However – the boomers keep bringing me back.

Would a millennial with $8.25 million to spend on a house decide he wanted white walls?

Like, literal white walls, like out of a peasant apartment?

What is the point of having the money in the first place, if you’re going to live like a peasant?

(And yes, a peasant can also get some brown slut teenage girlfriend.)

The quality of the environment doesn’t change because it is bigger.

If you live in a blank plastic room with white walls, it doesn’t matter if you’ve got a trillion dollars. You’re still a peasant.

For those of you who are confused – let me show you how actual rich people live.

Royal Palace of Madrid:

Royal Palace, Oslo:

Buckingham Palace:

Royal Palace of Brussels:

Royal Palace, Stockholm:

I can guarantee you as a matter of absolute fact that you can search the entire world over and you will never find that a person who has had money for more than one single generation has white walls in their house like in a shitty cheap apartment.

Also: marrying a young brown slut is like the tackiest possible behavior.

I mean, I’m not saying I wouldn’t hit that if I was drunk. But you know what? I wouldn’t bring her into my home, which would not have white walls. I’d rent a cheap hotel.

No way in hell I’m bringing some brown slut into my house.

Marrying her? Are you insane?

What is the point of this?

When you’re 60 years old, you don’t have the same hormones. You can focus on something other than women. You can focus on building something.

And no, I’m not saying an old man should marry an old woman. Obviously, I’m against that. What I am saying is that an old man shouldn’t be dealing with women at all. What is the point? Because you need a mommy? Are you a peasant?

If you want to have more children, that’s fine and I agree with it. However – you can’t get a white bitch? Why? Any broke nigga can get some young brown slut. A rich nigga should be able to get a young white slut.

Women are morons, they don’t care about your age, they only care about how you make them feel. Being young and handsome is one way to make them feel good. Having money is another way to make them feel good.

If I was 60, and I wanted more kids, I would marry a teenage white slut. I’d find her on TikTok.

No one wants little Mexican brats running around, talking about “ese, papi, ese amigo cabron.”

The Point I’m Trying to Make

These boomers have all of this money, and they spend it on a house with white walls and some brown slut, i.e., they live like an auto mechanic’s assistant who makes $45,000 a year.

Why did they not use that money to save America?

Why do no boomers donate to the Daily Stormer? (A few did – and I thank them – but the fact of reality is that these people have infinity money and spend it on obscenely large plastic houses with white walls, and I’m starving here as I try to save civilization.)

White.

Walls.

Like a hospital.

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Princess Martha Louise of Norway Shacks Up with a Voodoo Shaman N-Word! https://www.anglinarchive.com/2019/05/15/princess-martha-louise-of-norway-shacks-up-with-a-voodoo-shaman-n-word/ Wed, 15 May 2019 00:00:00 +0000 Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
May 15, 2019

Not to be outdone by Prince Harry, some second-rate royal decided to go mud-sharking to prove that not only can royals fuck niggers – they can also get fucked by niggers.

Daily Mail:

Princess Martha Louise of Norway has taken to Instagram to reveal she has found love with a shaman and ‘spiritual hacker’.

Princess Martha Louise, 47, the eldest child of King Harald and Queen Sonja, shared details of her burgeoning romance in a heartfelt post yesterday.

The mother-of-three, who divorced husband Ari Behn in 2017, described her beau, Durek Verrett, as her ‘twin flame’ and vowed to love him from ‘this eternity to the next’.

The royal also hit back critics of the relationship, saying she did not choose her boyfriend to ‘satisfy the norms’.

Durek describes himself as a ‘spiritual guide and gifted healer’ and ‘sixth generation Shaman’ and claims he can reduce ageing by using his power to ‘access the atoms’ inside the human body.

Huh.

Is it considered normal now for decadent aristocrats to marry blacks when they’re useless old hags?

Bruh. Is dis nigga serious like bwahahahaha, just look at this doooooood. Talkin’ bout atoms an’ shiet. 

This is example #6,000,000 demonstrating that the vast majority of women have no souls, or no being, and are simply herd animals that go with whatever is in vogue at the time. In Martha’s case, it’s yet another case of a White woman joining the Eat, Pray, Queef cult.

These women infect society with their toxic femininity and corrupt the soul of the nation with their triteness and pursuit of baubles. Women, it has been said, are fundamentally Jewish in their nature – or rather, the Jews are fundamentally feminine in their nature. Seeing as Judaism seems to be a soft matriarchy, both ideas seem logically sound upon first glance.

That being said, the very idea that I have outlined above is Jewish because it was first outlined by a Jewish man, Otto Weininger, who struggled his whole life to overcome his own Judaism and at last found release at the end of a gun barrel.

It comes off as a bit extreme and a bit Jewy, but seeing as we live in extremely Jewy times, it is little wonder then that this theory begins to make sense the more you think about it and contextualize it by looking at the behavior of modern women.

One could even argue that women are fundamentally incapable of ever loving a man because they can only ever love the image that a man has. This image is shaped by how the man presents himself, yes – but also his status in society, how he is treated by others and whether or not he satisfies the image that the woman in question is pursuing for her own ends.

This voodoo nibba is no exception. He’s just an exotic diversity toy for this white ludder to parade around and titillate high society, as well as to use as a cosh against her ex-hubby.

But there’s more to it than that.

Women will destroy their families, their societies and even themselves eventually to put on a good show.

This wasn’t good enough for Martha.

Nothing is beautiful or sacred to them.

All of it is just a prop in a lifelong melodrama of their own creation. 

And if given the chance, women will always make themselves the stars of their own drama, and they will ensure that it ends as a tragedy.

At any given moment, a woman is poised to throw it all away. To burn down the house her father built, to curse the children her husband sired and to poison the marriage of her son.

All because it would make for a good show.

People would talk about it forever. They’d pity her, hate her and most importantly, never ignore her.

“She’s that royal who threw it all away to roll around in mud in Goa. The one who divorced her husband and father of three children. Then she shacked up with a voodoo shaman who ate da poo poo. Oh, it’s so tragic, isn’t it?” 

As for the shaman, well, it’s a pretty bittersweet deal for him when you think about it.

He gets to be second-rate royalty, sure, but now he’s expected to boff the old hag, which means that one of these days, you just know that he’s going to chimp out in a drug-induced rage and maul her to death.

Won’t that be tragic?

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Sick Homo Kevin Spacey Fondled the Balls of Norwegian Royal! https://www.anglinarchive.com/2017/12/08/sick-homo-kevin-spacey-fondled-the-balls-of-norwegian-royal/ Fri, 08 Dec 2017 00:00:00 +0000 Adrian Sol
Daily Stormer
December 8, 2017

I look at this man, and I see a ball-fondler.

What kind of clown world is this, where Hollywood actors (glorified bards and jesters) go around molesting princes with impunity?

There was a time where this kind of thing would get a jester drawn and quartered.

For the crime of fondling the balls of the Prince of Norway, thou art sentenced…

But now, it seems like what used to be the lowest class of people, entertainers, are raised to the highest levels of society and are made immune to consequences for their actions.

That is, of course, before the advent of MeTooism.

Now these sickening entertainers are getting drawn and quartered in the court of public opinion, and have their entire careers destroyed for their groping antics.

Breitbart:

A Norwegian royal has become the latest individual to accuse embattled actor Kevin Spacey of sexual misconduct, claiming that he touched him “right on the balls” during a party for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Ari Behn, who was married to Princess Märtha Louise of Norway before their divorce last year, told Norwegian radio station P4 that Spacey proposed the pair go outside.

Does grabbing a prince feel better than grabbing a regular guy, Kevin? Was it all worth it?

“We had a nice conversation, he was sat next to me,” Behn said. “After five minutes, he says ‘Hey, let’s go out and have a cigarette,’ and then he touched me right on the balls under the table.”

“I had black hair back then and was 10 years younger so was right up his alley,” he said, adding that “I got more than I bargained for.”

Behn’s former wife, Princess Märtha Louise, remains fourth in line to the Norwegian throne.

Allegations against Spacey began with claims he made an unwanted advance on then 14-year-old actor Anthony Rapp in 1986. Another man also alleged that Spacey attempted to rape him when he was 15 years old, and called the actor a “pedophile.”

Spacey’s career has since imploded, with producers axing his character Frank Underwood from the final season of award-winning Netflix series House of Cards. He has also been edited out of the upcoming Ridley Scott film All the Money in the World and replaced by another actor, Oscar-winner Christopher Plummer.

It’s over, Kevin. You have too much blood on your hands. Well, to much man-flesh, I guess.

The thing about the Spacey thing is, does this mean men can also do the thing where they ruin someone’s career just by making random grope allegations, too? Because that seems like a pretty big deal.

At the rate things are going, it’ll be impossible to have the standard that when a presumed pervert is accused by a woman, no evidence is necessary, but if a man is the accuser, then bullet-proof evidence is required. So I think mankind just gained one awesome superpower.

Unlike women, though, we can use it for good. I’ll leave the rest to your imagination.

Does this guy seem like the type to grab young man-flesh? Because he looks the type. Just sayin’.

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Monaco Royal to Wed Jewish Actor https://www.anglinarchive.com/2013/08/11/monaco-royal-to-wed-jewish-actor/ Sun, 11 Aug 2013 00:00:00 +0000 Times of Israel
August 10, 2013

 

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Princess Caroline of Monaco will soon be able to count a very funny Jew as a member of her family. Her daughter Charlotte Casiraghi, 27, is newly engaged to Gad Elmaleh, a Morrocan-born French actor and stand-up comedian. The two are also expecting their first child.

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Royal Baby: Kate Gives Birth to Boy https://www.anglinarchive.com/2013/07/22/royal-baby-kate-gives-birth-to-boy/ Mon, 22 Jul 2013 00:00:00 +0000 BBC
July 22, 2013

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The Duchess of Cambridge has given birth to a baby boy, Kensington Palace has announced.

The baby was delivered at 16:24 BST at St Mary’s Hospital in Paddington, west London, weighing 8lb 6oz.

The Duke of Cambridge said in a statement the couple “could not be happier”. He and the duchess will remain in the hospital overnight.

The news has been displayed on an easel in the forecourt of Buckingham Palace in line with tradition.

A bulletin – signed by the Queen’s gynaecologist Marcus Setchell, who led the medical team that delivered the baby – was taken by a royal aide from St Mary’s to the palace under police escort.

The document said: “Her Royal Highness, the Duchess of Cambridge was safely delivered of a son at 4.24pm today.

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