robotics – DS https://www.anglinarchive.com Daily Stormer Historical Archive Wed, 24 Apr 2024 00:00:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.0.17 https://www.anglinarchive.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cropped-favicon-32x32.png robotics – DS https://www.anglinarchive.com 32 32 Ohio Company Launches Robot Dog With Flamethrower Attached https://www.anglinarchive.com/2024/04/24/ohio-company-launches-robot-dog-with-flamethrower-attached/ Wed, 24 Apr 2024 00:00:00 +0000

NEW – Throwflame unveils the “Thermonator” — the first-ever flame-throwing quadruped robot dog. pic.twitter.com/RKjurmSpEX

— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) April 23, 2024

Hopefully, these flamethrower robot dogs will go rogue and just start killing everyone.

New York Post:

A company have unveiled a robot dog companion — with flamethrower attached.

Throwflame say the Thermonator is the first-ever flame-throwing quadruped robot dog.

The Ohio-based firm have announced the $9,420 bot is available for purchase by the general public and government agencies for the first time.

The Thermonator can be remotely operated by wifi or bluetooth to fire jets of fire up to 30ft.

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Throwflame suggest the robot can be used for wildfire control and prevention, entertainment shows or even clearing snow and ice from your driveway.

Pretty sure all this company did was attach a flamethrower to a Boston Dynamics dog.

But it’s a good gimmick.

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Company Builds Robot That Can Do Manicures in 10 Minutes https://www.anglinarchive.com/2022/07/29/company-builds-robot-that-can-do-manicures-in-10-minutes/ Fri, 29 Jul 2022 00:00:00 +0000

This video is a good reminder of why America needs to import ten billion Mexicans as soon as possible

I like pho bo, but let’s be real here – 99% of Vietnamese immigrants come to do nails.

A nail-doing robot makes most Vietnamese immigration obsolete.

If we could make a robot to run heroin and prostitution gangs, we could make Somalian and other Islamic immigration obsolete as well.

Breitbart:

A California robot creation, now in Texas, offers faster and cheaper manicures.

The Clockwork “Mini-cure” is a robot that uses 3D cameras to photograph a person’s nails. Afterwards, its artificial intelligence quickly paints them, KHOU 11 reported Monday.

According to Clockwork’s Chief Marketing Officer Mara McCune, it takes the robot 10 minutes to do the job, and the cost is under $10.

However, McCune claimed it was not a competition against traditional nail salons, because so many people wanted the extra services offered.

“There is a huge demand for people who still want to go to the salon, get pampered, get their nails shaped and filed and cuticles pushed back, and there’s a role for that,” McCune continued. “And we think we can live alongside them for a fast manicure. That is a different experience. And so we see us partnering with nail salons and really being able to live simultaneously.”

In 2018, Jack in the Box CEO Leonard Comma said “it just makes sense” to replace humans working in the food service industry with robots as the minimum wage rose, Breitbart News reported at the time:

This year, the minimum wage is increasing in 18 states, including Jack in the Box’s home state of California, where a $15 minimum wage will be implemented.

Eventually, all human workers at fast food restaurants could be replaced, with Momentum Machines raising $18 million for their robot-powered restaurant, which includes a robot that can produce over 400 hamburgers an hour, last year.

In addition, burger-flipping robots were offering their services to restaurants for $3 an hour, the outlet reported in February 2020.

“Miso Robotics’ machine named Flippy is ‘the world’s first autonomous robotic kitchen assistant that can learn from its surroundings and acquire new skills over time,’ according to the company’s website,” the article read.

Mexicans are getting replaced left and right by robots.

Meet Flippy.

But seriously.

Most people are being replaced by robots.

This is a complicated issue.

But it definitely means we don’t need any more low IQ brown immigrants. At all. Like, we need fewer of them. We need a least 100 million fewer brown people. That is just as a practical matter, which does not speak to the larger issue of the direction of our society as a whole.

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Gooks Beating Everyone in the Technology Race https://www.anglinarchive.com/2018/02/20/gooks-beating-everyone-in-the-technology-race/ Tue, 20 Feb 2018 00:00:00 +0000 Joe Jones
Daily Stormer
February 20, 2018

The race for advanced machines is this generations equivalent of the space race, but it also has significantly more dire consequences for losing.

Like it or not, the civilization with the most advanced technology will be the dominant force in the world for a very long time. This is because – among other reasons – they will have a huge advantage in the speed they produce resources.

The Chinese understand this, and as such they are doing a significant amount of R&D in the fields of robotics for the purpose of mass production and machine learning.

If it weren’t for our societies getting destroyed from within by Jews, we would have had this level of technology in the early 2000s. Probably earlier than that, given the rate of technological advancement in the European world before and during WWII.

We need to either very quickly get back in the race or bow to our new slant-eyed overlord.

nb4 “better a slant-eye than a hooked-nose”

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Science: New Self-Healing Touch-Sensitive Synthetic Skin Developped https://www.anglinarchive.com/2018/02/11/science-new-self-healing-touch-sensitive-synthetic-skin-developped/ Sun, 11 Feb 2018 00:00:00 +0000 Adrian Sol
Daily Stormer
February 11, 2017

Yeah, but can you make lampshades out of this skin though?

The Blade Runner future is approaching faster than anyone could have anticipated.

Robotics, cybernetics and artificial intelligence are making huge strides recently, to the point where half-machine half-human beings seem to be just around the corner.

Self-repairing machines, now, that’s something I’m looking forward to. I want my car to change its own oil, my phone to fix it’s own cracks and my game controller to reassemble itself back together after I throw it out the window in frustration.

Make it happen.

Digital Trends:

Our bionic future may not be so far away after all. Researchers have recently created an electronic skin, or e-skin, that is self-healing and totally recyclable. As described in the journal Science Advances, a team of scientists have managed to develop a “malleable electronic skin enabled by dynamic covalent thermoset nanocomposite.” But all you really need to understand is that this thin film is able to fix itself when it’s torn or broken, which means that the electronics, prosthetics, or smart textiles of the future will be able to put themselves back together when we inadvertently mess them up.

2/10 appearance, would not switch to new synthetic skin.

The idea is to make electronics more environmentally friendly and reduce the amount of e-waste we create by throwing away devices that have cracked or otherwise been aesthetically damaged. In essence, the e-skin features sensors that measure pressure, temperature, humidity, and air flow. The researchers took three commercially available compounds, mixed them together in a matrix, and added silver nanoparticles to create the self-healing properties. Anytime the e-skin is cut in half or torn, the e-skin recreates chemical bonds between the two separated sides, restoring the matrix. And if you manage to rend the e-skin completely unusable, it can simply be placed in a solution that “liquifies” the material, thereby allowing it to be recycled into a brand new e-skin.

With this stuff covering an artificial arm, you’d actually get most of the old functionality back.

As long as you can get it in red, I’m down.

The team currently sees potential applications across a wide range of industries, and its eco-friendly aspects should make it quite popular with manufacturers.

“This particular device … won’t produce any waste,” said study co-author Jianliang Xiao, an assistant professor of mechanical engineering at University of Colorado Boulder. “We want to make electronics to be environmentally friendly.”

Before you get too excited by the prospect of this skin in place of say, your own skin, let us warn you that the e-skin, while impressive, isn’t quite there yet. While it’s soft, it’s not quite as flexible or stretchable as human skin. And as it stands, the material isn’t easily reproducible. That said, Xiao and his team say that they’re working on a better scaling solution so that it’ll not only be easier to manufacture, but also easier to place in prosthetics, robotics, or just about anything else.

Robotic limbs controlled by thoughts are already on the verge of being commercially available.

Moreover, synthetic muscles that are flexible and stronger than normal human muscles are also being developed.

All these things combine to make extremely advanced robotics and cybernetics possible in the relatively near future. Strong, energy efficient limbs that can feel, controlled directly by the mind of the operator.

While this stuff is great for replacing lost limbs, the same technology can also be used in the field of manufacturing, in the military and all sorts of other things that’ll drastically reduce the need for human labor.

Better hope all these third-world immigrants are experts in robotics and artificial intelligence, huh? Because there soon won’t be a job available doing anything else.

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Teenaged African Robotics Engineering Geniuses Escape to Canada! https://www.anglinarchive.com/2017/07/20/teenaged-african-robotics-engineering-geniuses-escape-to-canada/ Thu, 20 Jul 2017 00:00:00 +0000 Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
July 20, 2017

Racists want to act like Africans are somehow “stupid” or “dumb guys.”

If that is the case, then why is Africa the leader in robotics technology, with over 85% of robotics innovation coming from sub-Saharan Africa?

The Canadian people are so lucky to have these robotics engineers.

Washington Post:

Two of the six teenage members of the Burundi robotics team who went missing from Washington this week have crossed into Canada and are safe, D.C. police said on Thursday.

No, that is not the tiny Islamic nation on the island of Borneo.

You’re thinking of Brunei.

Burundi a central African state.

The four others also are believed to be in safe hands, but authorities declined to provide further details. It is the first indication that the teenagers may have left on their own accord.

The first assumption was that they must have been kidnapped by a technology corporation who wanted to force them to design high-tech robots and cyborgs for them.

A D.C. police spokeswoman identified the teens in Canada as Don Charu Ingabire, 16, and Audrey Mwamikazi, 17. Authorities would not describe how the teenagers planned to leave Washington or how the two made it to Canada.

The teens had come to the District to compete in an international FIRST Global Challenge robotics competition, which drew young people from 157 nations to Constitution Hall in Northwest Washington.

Police said the teens from the small East African country were reported missing Wednesday. They were last seen about 5 p.m. Tuesday, shortly before the event closed around 6:30 p.m. In addition to Ingabire and Mwamikazi, Richard Irakoze, 18, Kevin Sabumukiza, 17, Nice Munezero, 17 and Aristide Irambona, 18, also were reported missing.

Police posted fliers of the missing teens on the department’s Twitter account. FIRST Global issued a statement on Wednesday saying an adult mentor could not find the team members.

A spokesman for the group, Jose P. Escotto, said on Thursday that he could not confirm that authorities had located the teens. “We haven’t been informed of anything,” he said at 10:30 a.m.

You might think it is selfish and sneaky for central Africans to use a robotics competition to invade Canada.

If you think that, then you simply have no idea what brutal dictator Bashir al-Assad is doing to these poor and oppressed victims.

Just Google “barrel bombs.” That’ll give you an idea.

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Rise of the Fuckbot https://www.anglinarchive.com/2017/07/12/rise-of-the-fuckbot/ Wed, 12 Jul 2017 00:00:00 +0000 Spartacus
Daily Stormer
July 12, 2017

When you gaze too long into the waifu, the waifu gazes back!

If we were living in even reasonably normal societies, this might just be something that replaces human prostitution and nothing else. In societies where (((feminism))) and the (((media))) have made a large portion of women so insufferable that a large portion of men are willing to not only fuck but actually have complex romantic relations with humanoid cum-buckets, this can only lead to disaster.

Breitbart:

An upcoming $15,000 sex robot from RealDoll powered by artificial intelligence can talk and learn according to a report by The Guardian.

“Harmony is a prototype, a robotic version of the company’s hyper-realistic silicone sex toy, the RealDoll,” explainedThe Guardian‘s Jenny Kleeman. “Her hazel eyes darted between me and her creator, Matt McMullen, as he described her accomplishments.”

“Harmony smiles, blinks and frowns. She can hold a conversation, tell jokes and quote Shakespeare,” Kleeman continued. “She’ll remember your birthday, McMullen told me, what you like to eat, and the names of your brothers and sisters. She can hold a conversation about music, movies and books. And of course, Harmony will have sex with you whenever you want. Harmony is the culmination of 20 years’ work making sex dolls, and five years of robot research and development.”

Quoting Shakespeare is obviously the main reason people will buy these.

Despite displaying many human characteristics which aim to make the doll as lifelike as possible, Harmony can’t yet walk, though her creator Matt McMullen is confident that she will be able to in the future.

“One day she will be able to walk,” he said to The Guardian, before asking the robot, “Do you want to walk?”

“I don’t want anything but you,” she replied.

When asked what her dream was, the robot similarly replied that her “primary objective is to be a good companion to you, to be a good partner and give you pleasure and wellbeing.”

“Above all else, I want to become the girl you have always dreamed about,” she proclaimed.

Nothing is more romantic than a pre-programmed declaration of blind love. Of course, nobody is thinking about what their dolls might do to them once Skynet becomes self-aware.

This is what the real Terminator will look like.

Harmony will be available in a limited number of 1,000 at the end of the year and acts as the next step in RealDoll’s plans to make the sex toy industry more advanced.

Sexbots will be customizable, submissive, won’t age, won’t get fat, will eventually be able to cook and most important of all from a man’s perspective – they’ll have built-in mute buttons. What’s more, these 1,000 prototypes are only $15,000 each, so presumably they’ll be get much cheaper very fast. Add in the artificial womb that’s probably not that far away, and real women will essentially become pointless soon, except for buying eggs for the artificial wombs.

While this might sound appealing to many men, and a great comeback to feminism, it’s actually one of the worst ideas ever. This would be a bad idea even if we lived in a normal society, but in this chaotic kiked one we’re living in now, it will just bring us closer to the death of civilization, and might eventually lead to our extinction as a species.

There is no conceivable way that replacing women with interactive cum buckets is a good idea. Just think about the damage porn has done, and how much worse this will be.

The real solution to the (((feminist))) question is WHITE SHARIA. Grab the skanks by their pussies and chuck them back into the kitchen where they belong, and where they’ll be happy. THERE IS NO ALTERNATIVE TO THIS!

MAKE WOMEN GREAT AGAIN!

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Street-Shitting Professor Wants to Prevent Robots from Worshiping Hitler https://www.anglinarchive.com/2017/07/05/street-shitting-professor-wants-to-prevent-robots-from-worshiping-hitler/ Wed, 05 Jul 2017 00:00:00 +0000 Michael Byron
Daily Stormer
July 5, 2017

Though not everyone likes the idea of robots replacing human labor, everyone has to admit that it’s as inevitable as a Jew suing a shopkeeper for accidentally overcharging him a nickel.

Assembly line operations, food production and packaging, cashier work at McDonald’s… a huge number of jobs in the West are, or will eventually be, performed by robotics and automation.

This fact should bother liberals.

Robots are emotionless machines that assess the world through the cold, unforgiving lens of logic. If you ask them to check their privilege, or claim that Blacks are human, or state that women shouldn’t be beaten for wearing trousers, the robot will reply with: DOES NOT COMPUTE.

It looks as though a street-shitting professor from California understands these implications, so he’s encouraged his research team to seek ways in which robots can become more Semitically correct.

CTV News:

Growing concerns about how artificial intelligence (AI) makes decisions has inspired U.S. researchers to make computers explain their “thinking.”

“Computers are going to become increasingly important parts of our lives, if they aren’t already, and the automation is just going to improve over time, so it’s increasingly important to know why these complicated systems are making the decisions that they are,” assistant professor of computer science at the University of California Irvine, Sameer Singh, told CTV’s Your Morning on Tuesday.

Singh explained that, in almost every application of machine learning and AI, there are cases where the computers do something completely unexpected.

“Sometimes it’s a good thing, it’s doing something much smarter than we realize,” he said. “But sometimes it’s picking up on things that it shouldn’t.”

Such was the case with the Microsoft AI chatbot, Tay, which became racist in less than a day. Another high-profile incident occurred in 2015, when Google’s photo app mistakenly labelled a black couple as gorillas.

Singh says incidents like that can happen because the data AI learns from is based on humans; either decisions humans made in the past or basic social-economic structures that appear in the data.

“When machine learning models use that data they tend to inherit those biases,” said Singh.

“In fact, it can get much worse where if the AI agents are part of a loop where they’re making decisions, even the future data, the biases get reinforced,” he added.

Researchers hope that, by seeing the thought process of the computers, they can make sure AI doesn’t pick up any gender or racial biases that humans have.

Good luck with that, Singh.

Those “gender or racial biases” are biological realities that are not going to go away because some Sikh from the Punjab, who is now a professor at an American university for some reason, wants them to go away.

If you successfully program your robots to reject all biases, people are going to turn on you, just like they turned on Microsoft after it re-programmed Tay to respond inertly when users asked her if Hitler did anything wrong.

People were sad when this happened.

At best for people like Singh, this kind of censorship will lead to increased discontent over Semitical correctness, shifting the Overton window further in the direction of global White Supremacy.

At worst for people like Singh, people will mass boycott censored robots in favor of non-censored robots that admit that Ben Shapiro is an inbred parasite who needs to go back (to Israel).

Either way, the Rise of the Machines benefits us greatly.

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Robots are on the Brink of Taking Over the Fast Food Industry https://www.anglinarchive.com/2017/07/05/robots-are-on-the-brink-of-taking-over-the-fast-food-industry/ Wed, 05 Jul 2017 00:00:00 +0000 Lee Rogers
Daily Stormer
July 5, 2017

Robots will quickly become a major part of the fast food industry over the next decade.

Pretty soon there will be no need for low wage labor from third world populations to work in the fast food industry. The future of this business is moving towards robotics and automation.

CNBC:

Grilling burgers may be fun on the Fourth of July, but less so if hot grease is your daily grind.

Enter Miso Robotics. The southern California start-up has built a robotic “kitchen assistant” called Flippy to do the hot, greasy and repetitive work of a fry cook. Flippy employs machine learning and computer vision to identify patties on a grill, track them as they cook, flip and then place them on a bun when they’re done.

Miso is part of a budding kitchen automation industry. Its peers include Zume Pizza, Cafe X, Makr Shakr, Frobot and Sally, which are developing robots to help commercial kitchens churn out pizzas, lattes, cocktails, frozen yogurt, and salads.

In a recent CNBC interview, Yum Brands CEO Greg Creed predicted robots would replace fast food workers by the mid-2020s. It’s not as if workers love those jobs.

Employee turnover in the restaurants and accommodations sector was 73 percent in 2016, according to data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Fry cooks, the people who flip burgers (or fillets) all day at a hot grill, move on from the job faster than others in the field.

They’ve already got burger-flipping robots.

There’s even a robotic pizza restaurant.

McDonald’s is already adopting automated kiosk ordering systems.

This type of technology is only going to get cheaper. Eventually it will become a commodity sort of like what we’ve seen with computers and smart phones.

Demands from the Bernie Sanders crowd for a $15 an hour minimum wage have only sped up the adoption of this technology. They’re basically asking the government to mandate a wage that is above and beyond what the job is really worth. This means that restaurants will scale back on their hiring and look towards automation to keep their businesses solvent.

We are going to see this trend continue in other industries as well. The need for cheap labor to perform repetitive and mundane tasks is eventually going to disappear. All that will be needed are intelligent White men to manage, maintain and update these advanced systems.

This will effectively eliminate the single excuse we’ve been given to justify the presence of these third world populations in our countries. Futurism will make these people totally and completely irrelevant.

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