Jokes on you, Jews.

No one wanted to watch this shit anyway.

It looks horrible.

Why is Batman bulletproof? Even if he has bulletproof armor, it doesn’t make sense he can just keep walking forward after taking hits from high-powered rounds. He’s not Superman.

So gay.

Breitbart:

Russians anticipating Director Matt Reeves’ upcoming feature length rendition of The Batman will be disappointed to learn that Warner Bros. has canceled the film’s release in their country in response to Vladimir Putin’s invasion of Ukraine.

In a statement on Monday, a WarnerMedia spokesperson said the company will continue to monitor the situation in Ukraine as it hopes for a peaceful resolution.

“In light of the humanitarian crisis in Ukraine, WarnerMedia is pausing the release of its feature film The Batman in Russia,” the statement said. “We will continue to monitor the situation as it evolves. We hope for a swift and peaceful resolution to this tragedy.”

The film stars Zoë Kravitz, Robert Pattinson, Colin Farrell, Peter Sarsgaard, Andy Serkis, and, Jeffrey Wright. They have yet to respond to the Warner Bros. decision.

Warner Bros. has pulled #TheBatman from the Russian release calendar. The decision comes amid Russia's continued invasion of Ukraine: https://t.co/at7oWBqJtt pic.twitter.com/CvzWrSBanS

— The Hollywood Reporter (@THR) March 1, 2022

The Batman was set for an international release on March 3. Warner Bros. did not specify if it will halt the release of its future titles in the country. Disney, which earned $44.5 million in Russia with the release of Spider-Man: No Way Home, also announced on Monday it will be halting releases in Russia.

“Given the unprovoked invasion of Ukraine and the tragic humanitarian crisis, we are pausing the release of theatrical films in Russia, including the upcoming ‘Turning Red’ from Pixar,” a Disney spokesperson said in a statement on Monday night. “We will make future business decisions based on the evolving situation.”

The entire problem in Russia is due to American propaganda influence.

I’ve been calling for banning Western cultural rot material in Russia for a decade now.

Then all of the sudden the Jews decide to do it themselves?

Remember when Catwoman was white?

Science and technology have proven what countless pubescent girls instinctively knew after watching those Harry Potter movies back then: that white supremacy is real and that Robert Pattinson is the most handsome man on the entire planet.

Daily Mail:

Robert Pattinson has been declared the most handsome man in the world following science research into what constitutes the ‘perfect face’.

The British Batman actor, 33, was found to be 92.15 per cent ‘accurate’ to the Golden Ratio of Beauty Phi, which is said to measure physical perfection.

His eyes, eyebrows, nose, lips, chin, jaw and facial shape were measured against other celebrities and came closest to the ancient Greeks’ idea of perfection.

The list was compiled using the latest computerised mapping techniques by Harley Street facial cosmetic surgeon Dr Julian De Silva, who utilises the technology in his work.

Dr De Silva, who runs the Centre For Advanced Facial Cosmetic And Plastic Surgery, in London, said: ‘Robert Pattinson was the clear winner when all elements of the face were measured for physical perfection.

‘These brand new computer mapping techniques allow us to solve some of the mysteries of what it is that makes someone physically beautiful and the technology is useful when planning patients’ surgery.’

Careful there, doctor.

This research may result in people getting uncomfortable.

Dr Julian De Silva explained that Robert Pattinson was the clear winner when all elements of his face were measured for physical perfection.

He said: ‘He was in the top five for nearly all the categories because he has such classically shaped features and a wonderful chiselled jaw.’

‘His only score below average was for his lips which are a little thin and flat.’

Dr Julian De Silva said: ‘Henry Cavill was a close second.

‘He had the highest overall score for his lips and forehead and also scored very highly for the matching ratio of nose and lips and his eye position.’

However it appeared the Witcher star was let down by the position of his eyes, with Dr Julian explaining: ‘He scored poorly for his eye spacing.’

The full list is:

1. Robert Pattinson
2. Henry Cavill
3. Bradley Cooper
4. Brad Pitt
5. George Clooney
6. Hugh Jackman
7. David Beckham
8. Idris Elba
9. Kanye West
10. Ryan Gosling

As always, it is white men who are at the top. Blacks could’t even break into the top five.

This is the reality of our world.

White women are the most beautiful women, and white men are the most beautiful men.

The deformed creatures walking among us resent us for our beauty, but at the same time, they are drawn to it. If we don’t protect our own, this beauty of ours will be lost.

She’ll domestic violence hoax you and destroy your life, but hey – her math checks out.

In a repugnant display of white supremacy, Hollywood has cast someone neither black nor Latino to take over the role of Batman in the upcoming films.

Just look at this man.

Look at his eyes.

Look at his skin.

Look at his hair.

Look at his beard.

Variety:

Robert Pattinson is officially the new Batman.

Warner Bros. has closed a deal for the “Twilight” actor to play the Caped Crusader in “The Batman.”

Matt Reeves’ superhero tentpole hits theaters on June 25, 2021. Variety first reported on May 16 that Pattinson was in negotiations for the part. The studio confirmed on Friday that he had signed a deal.

Pre-production on the Warner Bros.-DC Comics pic is expected to start this summer. No official start date has been set for filming “The Batman.”

Reeves, the filmmaker behind the last two “Planet of the Apes” sequels, assumed “Batman” directing duties from Ben Affleck in January 2017. Reeves will produce “The Batman” with his “Planet of the Apes” collaborator Dylan Clark.

What is Hollywood really saying here?

That blacks and Latinos can’t inherit a fortune from their parents? That they can’t spend years training to become hand-to-hand combat masters? That if they did, they wouldn’t use the money or the skills to fight crime?

It’s all just too racist. If it were about the backstory, they could have just made Batman a MOSLEM oil prince from the Middle East to explain his fortune. That would have been diverse, and it shows you that there are actually ways for them to make Batman diverse — it’s just that they didn’t even try.

Which is weird, really, after putting so much diversity in characters that are supposed to be white.

They’ve been doing this for a long time.

Will Smith in “I Am Legend,” supposed to be white

Samuel Jackson as Nick Fury, supposed to be white

Idris Elba as Heimdall in Thor movies

Dwayne Johnson as Hercules

Michael B. Jordan as Johnny Storm in that Fantastic Four movie

Halle Berry as Catwoman

Zendaya Coleman as Mary Jane Watson in Spiderman: Homecoming

Will Smith as Agent J in Men in Black

Those are just some examples.

But somehow, it’s okay to have a white Bruce Wayne?

No.

No, Hollywood, this is not okay. This is racism, this is hatred, this is White Supremacy on steroids.

We’ve all had enough of whiteness, and it is time to have a black, Mexican, Islamic or Australian aboriginal Batman. He should also be gay and probably transsexual. After all, the character was lifted directly from furry culture – without giving them any credit – and furry culture is entirely homosexual and nonbinary.

Hopefully, people will protest this movie, in order to show Hollywood that we simply won’t stand for their hetero white supremacist patriarchy any longer.

The slippery slope, yeah, uh… it’s uh… it’s a logical fallacy.

Just not real.

No way in hell embracing homosexuality is going to lead to pedophilia or sex with animals.

We promise.

Daily Star:

Actors are often asked to go above and beyond for a film role.

However, Robert Pattinson got the mother of all requests on his latest film.

The Twilight star, who used to date Kristen Stewart, told US TV host Jimmy Kimmel that he was asked to “pleasure a dog” for his latest film Good Time.

R-Patz, 31, plays a New York criminal fighting to save his little brother in one night of chaos in the highly-anticipated film.

Rob told Jimmy that his character in the film, Corey, has an affinity with dogs as he thinks he was one in a previous life.

He said: “He thinks he has control over animals and stuff.

“There’s this one scene we shot where basically a drug dealer bursts in to the room and I was sleeping with the dog and basically giving the dog a hand job.”

Pattinson said the director told him on set to “just do it for real man, don’t be a p***y.”

However, the star, who is now with singer FKA Twigs, said he refused to perform the sex act in real life.

In the end, a fake dog penis was used instead.

Pattinson is enough of a cuck that even as the idol of the Twilight series, who I guarantee you has a lot of options, is dating a negress.

Not even a sort of human looking one. Like a full-on weird Troma Films-tier mutant.

But jacking off a dog was too much for him even.

So who was the director who asked him to do it?

Well, it was one of the Safdie Brothers.

You can draw your own conclusions about that.

But yeah they’re obviously Jewish though.

Not gonna leave you hanging there.

Here’s the film’s trailer.

They previously made this.

I do not think this material presents a good message for the youth. But they are selling this as the edgy, hipster material. Where it’s at.

I can guarantee you walk out of these movies feeling like complete shit. Like your soul has been drained. You can get that from the trailers. This dirty, grimy feeling. Being able to produce that feeling is considered an artistic achievement.

And I suppose it is. An artistic achievement. I’m not sure we can deny them that.

They are sort of a new version of the Jew Harmony Korine, who ruined my childhood innocence (along with that of most of our millennial readers, I’d wager) with Kids and Gummo.

So it’s fitting they’d be the edgy one’s to introduce the concept of bestiality to the mainstream narrative. Because that is what this does, you know. This news bit gets the idea into people’s heads. That is the point of the whole thing.

The bit on the Jimmy Kimmel show was pre-planned. He said “tell us about this dog.” That was presumably planned with the directors, directly. Or perhaps one of the Jew producers. Whatever.

Jimmy, the Italian shabbos, laughed on cue.

Because this is funny, goyim: sex with animals. It’s edgy and funny. It’s all in good fun.

You can get used to this now.

This is how the Jews do things.

A slow rot, from the inside out.

And the thing rotting is you, your family, your history – everything that makes you who you are.

And the reason?

Well.

I’ll leave that up to you.