Remember the 2016 reboot of Ghostbusters, which is best known for (a) having an all-female lead cast, and (b) losing $75 million at the box office because of it?

Yeah, me neither.

Anyway, the real spook in that film was Leslie Jones, a 400-pound Negress who makes the average Australian Aborigine look like a High Elf.

Think I’m exaggerating?

I am not exaggerating.

Like most Black actresses, Leslie Jones is a bit of a drama queen and has made international news several times for trivial reasons. In July 2016, for example, she chimped out when Internet Nazis sent her “racist” and “sexist” Tweets regarding her Ghostbusters role. She chimped out again at the beginning of 2017 when the subversive Jewish faggot, Milo Yiannopoulos, received a book deal with Simon & Schuster.

Then it was all quiet for while, giving us time to forget about the face that sank a thousand ships.

Suddenly, Leslie Jones is back in the headlines again. And it’s for an even more ridiculous reason than before!

Los Angeles Times:

Leslie Jones’ successful night hosting the BET Awards on Sunday took an inhospitable turn when her stay at a Los Angeles hotel was allegedly marred by racism.

The “Saturday Night Live” star tweeted to her more than 694,000 followers on Monday about having the “worst stay” at the Ritz-Carlton in downtown Los Angeles, near where the show took place, asserting that “they don’t like black people.”

The 49-year-old comic did not elaborate on her experience, and her reps did not immediately respond to The Times’ request for comment.

In an attempt to alleviate the situation, reps for the luxury hotel responded to the “Ghostbusters” actress’ accusatory tweet with a tweet of their own, saying they pride themselves on “providing excellent service to all” and were “very sorry to hear this.” The tweet also said they would look into the incident right away.

Wow was such a great night at the BET awards. But then had THE WORST STAY @RitzCarlton DO NOT STAY THERE!! THEY DONT LIKE BLACK PEOPLE!!

— Leslie Jones (@Lesdoggg) June 26, 2017

The funniest part about this story is that Jones didn’t state why the Ritz-Carlton “doesn’t like Blacks,” which has invited speculation as to what she did to incur their wrath. Personally, I like to think it was something classically niggerish, such as loudly quaffing malt liquor with friends until 5am or putting firecrackers down the toilet to see what happens.

Either way, it was probably something significant. Upmarket hotels like the Ritz-Carlton tend to walk on eggshells with Blacks at the best of times, so if Jones dindu nuffin, that nuffin must be somthin. And that’s assuming she didn’t make this whole thing up in the first place, which is possible.

These Blacks are just ridiculous. They should all be shipped back to Israel.

Receiving migrating Africans is a very competitive business, as every country in Europe wants way more of them.

“Asylum seekers” are unsatisfied with Sweden’s treatment of them, and are now looking to Germany to serve their delicate needs.

The Local:

Fewer asylum seekers are expected to arrive in Sweden in 2015. One of the reasons is that the Nordic country is no longer seen as a good place to seek refuge, the Swedish Migration Board said on Thursday.

A news prognosis by Sweden’s Migration Board (Migrationsverket) brings the number of predicted asylum seekers down from the figure of 90,000 suggested in February to 74,000.

With around 80,000 people applying for asylum in Sweden in the past year, the Scandinavian country still welcomes more migrants per capita than any other EU nation.

But as news spreads about long waiting times and cumbersome bureaucracy, more and more migrants are avoiding travelling so far north, said the board on Thursday.

As The Local reported earlier this year, asylum seekers arriving in Sweden are likely to face a wait of up to six months before they can have their case heard, as migration officers struggle to cope with the workload.

“The processing times are pretty long compared to Germany, which has a fast-track lane, and integration in Sweden. It is difficult to get housing and jobs; this affects people’s choice of destination country,” Anders Danielsson, head of the Swedish Migration Board, told the TT newswire on Thursday.

In other news, African boat people have complained about the quality of the beluga caviar at the seafood buffet, as well as the jets in the jacuzzi at the Ritz-Carlton, and are now shunning it in favor of the Shangri-La.

American and European investors are throwing a fit over losing this key market share to a Hong Kong-based company, and Park Hyatt is actively courting boat people business, touting a new form of jacuzzi engineered by NASA scientists.