NEW – World's largest particle accelerator, the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) at CERN, will start up with twice the power in March after a three-year break. pic.twitter.com/tzlXxxmVPF

— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) January 2, 2022

“Let’s go ahead and open a portal to Hell itself” is in fact one of the more reasonable and responsible suggestions I’ve heard from The Science in the last two years.

For the record, I’m not really a totally strong believer in the “portal to Hell” collider theory. It’s a pretty weird thing that’s going on with that, apparently, but I’m not really qualified to comment, and most of the people I see commenting on it all do not appear qualified. In fact, none of them do – including the people who work at CERN and do interviews.

However, I am strongly a believe that a portal to hell has already been opened, and is widening, and this is one of the biggest reasons I support the complete annihilation of all Western cities with more than 500,000 people with nuclear weapons.

I guess it is time to summon the “interdimensional” beings they have been so desperately trying to contact.

— Michael D’Erasmo (@AChemistforYah) January 2, 2022

They’re gonna open portals to another realm

— Hermavelli • Philosophy (@hermavelli) January 2, 2022

This is the machine which ruined our dimension

— Mary Robi Joseph (@maryrobicodes) January 2, 2022

It last ran 3 years ago. Timeline adds up.

— Recce Shoe (@ShoeMeh) January 2, 2022

Will open hells gate or what?

— Streazy (@Rocadimeu) January 2, 2022

Maybe they can sacrifice to Moloch instead of Kali this time.

— HaEMHuKa (@HaEMHuKa1) January 2, 2022