A federal judge ordered Texas Governor Greg Abbott to move the floating barrier from the center of the Rio Grande to the riverbank by September 15. Texas plans to appeal the ruling. pic.twitter.com/3Bto9dcAhR

— CBS Evening News (@CBSEveningNews) September 6, 2023

This fight ain’t over.

It’s only just begun.https://t.co/uGVcn5QSJ4 via @nypost

— Greg Abbott (@GregAbbott_TX) September 7, 2023

Nah, bro – leave them toys there. Shit is hilarious. I don’t think the Mexicans mind.

New York Post:

Texas must remove the floating barrier buoys the state placed in the Rio Grande River to deter illegal immigrant crossings, a federal judge ruled Wednesday — but Gov. Greg Abbott wasted no time in announcing he’d appeal.

District Court Judge David Ezra ordered the wrecking ball-sized buoys be taken away by next Friday and banned the Lone Star State from adding any other structures in the Rio Grande — the international boundary between the US and Mexico in Texas — without prior approval from the feds.

Soon after Ezra’s ruling Abbott released a statement, vowing that “Texas will appeal.”

“This ruling is incorrect and will be overturned on appeal. We will continue to utilize every strategy to secure the border, including deploying Texas National Guard soldiers and Department of Public Safety troopers and installing strategic barriers,” the governor said.

Removal of the 1,000-foot marine barrier is part of a preliminary injunction, not a final ruling in the federal lawsuit.

In July, the Justice Department sued Abbott, arguing he did not have the authority to order the placement of the river buoys.

The Republican governor never sought necessary permission from the International Boundary and Water Commission to install the barrier, the federal agency in charge of the river told The Post in July.

The crippled cocksucker Abbott has the absolute ability to declare martial law over this invasion.

But he can’t even walk, let alone use his penis.

He’s a broken man. A sham of a shadow of humanity.

He’s just going to follow the rules.

Despite the fact that he is under no obligation to do so, legally.

Texas will appeal. pic.twitter.com/jgeZ3Gt3OV

— Greg Abbott (@GregAbbott_TX) September 6, 2023

A body has been found trapped in the floating barrier in the Rio Grande, installed by the state of Texas in an effort to keep migrants from crossing into the U.S.

The Dept. of Justice is suing Texas over the barrier, saying the state didn’t get a required authorization. pic.twitter.com/zlxtkf4UWF

— CBS Mornings (@CBSMornings) August 3, 2023

Nigger, don’t float my ass.

If you gonna float my ass, you ass better be ready to boat my ass.

Gnomesane?

CNN:

Mexico’s President Andres Manuel López Obrador has condemned Texas’s anti-migrant buoys, calling the border enforcement tactic on the Rio Grande river “inhumane” after bodies were found in the waters that flow along the US-Mexico border.

“No one should be treated like this. That kind of treatment does not come from a good person; only by being good can we be happy,” Lopez Obrador said at his daily press briefing on Thursday.

“Abbott shouldn’t act like that; it’s inhumane,” he also said, directly attacking Texas Gov. Greg Abbott, who has touted the new barrier as a protective measure for his state and previously refused to remove it.

Two bodies were found in separate incidents by United States and Mexican officials in the Rio Grande river, according to Mexico’s foreign ministry on Wednesday.

One body was found stuck in the southern section of the buoys, and another body was found five miles upstream. Both were recovered by a rescue group from Mexico’s National Institute of Migration.

It is unclear what caused their deaths, though Texas officials have said that they suspect that the person found caught in the floating barrier had died upstream.

The floating barrier, which is intended to block migrants crossing from Mexico, was installed last month without federal authorization, according to the US Justice Department, which is suing the state of Texas over its use of the buoys.

…

An internal email written by a Texas trooper-medic and shared with CNN last month said medics in Eagle Pass were ordered to push people back into the water, and described seeing a boy struggle “while he tried to cross a more dangerous part of the river away from the buoys,” as well as a mother and two children who drowned while trying to cross the river in an area without wire.

Personally, I think Mexicans crossing into America should be shot.

Then, I think their bodies should be recovered, and DNA tests should be done on them, and we should figure out who their families and extended families are, and we should bomb their houses.

I think we should totally exterminate the genetic line of any single spic who tries to enter our country.

Frankly, I think once we identify their genetic line, we should identify the graves of their ancestors, and bomb them.

We should eliminate all trace of the bloodline of any single fucking bean nigger who tries to enter this country.

But hey – that’s an opinion.

That’s just my view.

At the very least, we should make them swim under toy balloons.

You know?

A UN agency named the U.S.-Mexico border the deadliest land crossing in the world — long before Texas deployed razor wire or marine barriers.

Biden’s open border policies encourage migrants to risk their lives.

This crisis is on his watch.

Full letter: https://t.co/msNkCEGMqc

— Greg Abbott (@GregAbbott_TX) July 24, 2023

If President Biden truly cared about human life, he would enforce federal immigration laws.

In the meantime, Texas will fully utilize its sovereign authority to respond to the border crisis Biden created. #OperationLoneStar will continue to hold the line. pic.twitter.com/VXYITimBiY

— Greg Abbott (@GregAbbott_TX) July 24, 2023

Texas will see the Biden Administration in court to aggressively defend our sovereign authority to secure the border.

Biden’s open border policies created this humanitarian disaster.

Texas will continue to exercise our constitutional right to respond. pic.twitter.com/699k8xR7vn

— Greg Abbott (@GregAbbott_TX) July 24, 2023

This cripple doesn’t have anything better to do than play with toys. He can’t go for a jog, or do rock-climbing.

These nasty ass bitches in Washington should just leave him and his toys alone.

New York Post:

The Department of Justice slapped Texas with a lawsuit Monday over the floating border barrier that the state erected on the Rio Grande — ratcheting up the White House’s war with Gov. Greg Abbott.

Federal prosecutors said Abbott must remove the 1,000-foot-long barrier of buoys that was strung across the river earlier this month to thwart illegal immigrants, saying it was constructed without federal authorization, according to a civil complaint filed in Austin federal court.

“We allege that Texas has flouted federal law by installing a barrier in the Rio Grande without obtaining the required federal authorization,” Associate Attorney General Vanita Gupta said in a statement. “This floating barrier poses threats to navigation and public safety and presents humanitarian concerns.  Additionally, the presence of the floating barrier has prompted diplomatic protests by Mexico and risks damaging U.S. foreign policy.”

Vanita Gupta is as American as apple pie – even if her face looks like a smashed-up muffin

Todd Kim, assistant attorney general of the department’s Environment and Natural Resources Division, which filed the complaint, added, “The Rivers and Harbors Act is clear in prohibiting the placement of any unauthorized barriers or obstructions in the Rio Grande and other navigable waters of the United States.

How are they allowed to argue that it should be as easy as possible for illegal immigrants to invade America?

What kind of country is this?

Who even are these people?

Why are they coming into my country?

“We intend to seek the appropriate legal remedies, including the removal of such obstructions in the Rio Grande,” Kim said.

The lawsuit also states Abbott did not request authority from the Army Corps of Engineers before beginning construction, violating the Rivers and Harbors Act.

Texas authorities began stringing the buoys along the Rio Grande two miles south of the Camino Real International Bridge in Eagle Pass, Texas, on July 7, according to the complaint in US District Court for the Western District of Texas.

The 4-foot-wide spherical buoys spin when they are grabbed, making them difficult to climb over midwater, and the structure can be moved to other sections of the river when necessary. It cost the state $1 million to design.

The Rio Grande is roughly 328 feet wide and also home to alligators.

I’ll tell you: I hate these toys a lot more than the Mexicans do.

The Mexicans are probably having a lot of fun playing with them.

The Rio Grande is now like a waterpark.

Stop right there!

Put down the blow-up toy – by order of Mehico!

New York Post:

Mexican officials lodged a complaint with the United States government over the floating barriers Texas installed in the Rio Grande River to deter migrants from crossing into the state illegally.

If the orange buoys impede the flow of the river, they could be in violation of 1944 and 1970 treaties between Mexico and the US that govern the boundaries and water that separate the two nations, Mexico’s Foreign Relations Secretary Alicia Bárcena wrote in a diplomatic note.

“We are sending a mission, a territorial inspection to see where the buoys are located … to carry out this topographical survey to verify that they do not cross into Mexican territory,” she added.

Her letter also complained about barbed wire fencing being placed along a low-lying island in the river near Eagle Pass, Texas.

It’s still unclear how much of it actually has barbed wire.

But it doesn’t really matter, because you can just duck your head and swim under. You can easily toss children over it.

This is a ridiculous thing.

Greg Abbott is thinking like a cripple – “I can’t swim so I guess other people can’t either!”

I’m so sick of Republican cripples.

We should tell Mike Pence to go put these blow up toys outside of Kharkov. The Russians will never figure out how to get past them!

So I guess some of these floaty toys do have barbed wire on them? It looks like that in some of the newer photos?

Apparently, they added that after they were mocked.

But of course, if these are effective at all, some spic is going to hurt himself, and that cripple governor will apologize and remove them.

New York Post:

Texas’ latest measures to keep illegal immigrants from crossing into the state between official points of entry was rolled out Wednesday with a 1,000ft floating barrier strung across the river separating the US from Mexico.

Workers have arranged large orange buoys across the middle of the Rio Grande, which doubles as the international boundary, near Eagle Pass, Texas — which is an an illegal crossing hot spot.

“The buoys go down a foot below the water line, so anyone wanting to get past them would have to swim at least that far down,” Texas Department of Public Safety Spokesman Lt. Chris Olivarez told The Post.

A foot is not very far down though. I mean, I know my distances pretty good, and that is not a very great distance.

So far, migrants trying to make their way into the US have not attempted to go over them or under them, Olivarez said, adding gaps in certain areas are still being closed.

Well, that’s because they can just walk past them right now.

It will take another week or so before they can be anchored to the river bed and the work is completed.

“Most [migrants], they don’t want to go under water, they’re trying to scale over, like a wall,” Olivarez explained.

“Especially with children, I think it’s going to be most effective with families who are trying to come across. Across the board, we want to prevent people from crossing the river in the first place.”

I would just pick my kids up and throw them over. Kids don’t weigh a lot. People might not know this, but you can just pick them up and throw them.

Migrants who cross into the US through Texas have no other option than to wade through the waters of the Rio Grande, as it stretches the entire length of the state from El Paso, in the western corner of the state, all the way to the Gulf of Mexico, some 1,885 miles east.

I don’t even think they do all have barbed wire.

This has got to be the goofiest thing I’ve seen in days.

The State of #Texas is taking historic action under Gov. @GregAbbott_TX’s Operation Lone Star to secure the border. Installation of the marine barrier began today in #EaglePass. The marine barrier will deter unlawful crossings & human smuggling, & prevent the loss of life due to… pic.twitter.com/4PYy25RDFr

— Chris Olivarez (@LtChrisOlivarez) July 10, 2023

A real country would just shoot these people.

Or, you know – you could just arrest them once they are here. You could ban them from work and from renting housing.

We’ve had a border with Mexico for a really long time, and for most of that time, these people were not crossing because they couldn’t work or collect welfare. So they could cross over and then there was nothing to do so they just went back.

A wall was never really necessary, even. It’s very easy to just make it unattractive to come.

Their own countries are not that bad. Obviously, most of them are not coming from Mexico, originally. Mexico is a great country, and much better than the US, but these people are not allowed to work there, and can’t collect welfare, and get beaten up on the streets if they try to squat.

But even their own countries, in central America – I’ve been there. They’re not really that bad.

This is such a stupid, manufactured problem.

So I guess some of these floaty toys do have barbed wire on them? It looks like that in some of the newer photos.

Apparently, they added that after they were mocked.

But of course, if these are effective at all, some spic is going to hurt himself, and that cripple governor will apologize and remove them.

New York Post:

Texas’ latest measures to keep illegal immigrants from crossing into the state between official points of entry was rolled out Wednesday with a 1,000ft floating barrier strung across the river separating the US from Mexico.

Workers have arranged large orange buoys across the middle of the Rio Grande, which doubles as the international boundary, near Eagle Pass, Texas — which is an an illegal crossing hot spot.

“The buoys go down a foot below the water line, so anyone wanting to get past them would have to swim at least that far down,” Texas Department of Public Safety Spokesman Lt. Chris Olivarez told The Post.

A foot is not very far down though. I mean, I know my distances pretty well, and that is not a very great distance.

So far, migrants trying to make their way into the US have not attempted to go over them or under them, Olivarez said, adding gaps in certain areas are still being closed.

Well, that’s because they can just walk past them right now.

It will take another week or so before they can be anchored to the river bed and the work is completed.

“Most [migrants], they don’t want to go under water, they’re trying to scale over, like a wall,” Olivarez explained.

“Especially with children, I think it’s going to be most effective with families who are trying to come across. Across the board, we want to prevent people from crossing the river in the first place.”

I would just pick my kids up and throw them over. Kids don’t weigh a lot. People might not know this, but you can just pick them up and throw them.

Migrants who cross into the US through Texas have no other option than to wade through the waters of the Rio Grande, as it stretches the entire length of the state from El Paso, in the western corner of the state, all the way to the Gulf of Mexico, some 1,885 miles east.

I don’t even think they do all have barbed wire.

This has got to be the goofiest thing I’ve seen in days.

The State of #Texas is taking historic action under Gov. @GregAbbott_TX’s Operation Lone Star to secure the border. Installation of the marine barrier began today in #EaglePass. The marine barrier will deter unlawful crossings & human smuggling, & prevent the loss of life due to… pic.twitter.com/4PYy25RDFr

— Chris Olivarez (@LtChrisOlivarez) July 10, 2023

A real country would just shoot these people.

Or, you know – you could just arrest them once they are here. You could ban them from work and from renting housing.

We’ve had a border with Mexico for a really long time, and for most of that time, these people were not crossing because they couldn’t work or collect welfare. So they could cross over and then there was nothing to do so they just went back.

A wall was never really necessary, even. It’s very easy to just make it unattractive to come.

Their own countries are not that bad. Obviously, most of them are not coming from Mexico, originally. Mexico is a great country, and much better than the US, but these people are not allowed to work there, and can’t collect welfare, and get beaten up on the streets if they try to squat.

But even their own countries, in Central America – I’ve been there. They’re not really that bad.

This is such a stupid, manufactured problem.

The buoys have arrived and the installation of the marine barrier on the Rio Grande begins today. #OperationLoneStar pic.twitter.com/43VEM1tfLu

— Texas DPS (@TxDPS) July 7, 2023

New marine barrier installation on the Rio Grande begins today.

Texas DPS is overseeing the project in Eagle Pass.

More to come. pic.twitter.com/nHrTqUG7Fi

— Greg Abbott (@GregAbbott_TX) July 7, 2023

Greg Abbott is a cripple, so he’s obsessed with kids playing in the water – something he can never do.

He just assumes that Mexicans will get distracted playing with this water toy and then drown.

In fact, they will just climb over it and keep moving.

New York Post:

Workers in Texas have begun installing a floating barrier along the Rio Grande in an effort to deter migrants from crossing the dangerous river to enter the US illegally.

“The buoys have arrived and the installation of the marine barrier on the Rio Grande begins today,” read a tweet posted by the Texas Department of Public Safety on Friday.

The first 1,000-foot section of interconnected 4-foot-wide sphere buoys – that spin when grabbed – is being installed near Eagle Pass, Texas, a hot spot for illegal border crossings.

The floating barrier is designed to be moved and extended to cover other parts of the Rio Grande if necessary, according to Republican Texas Gov. Greg Abbott.

“New marine barrier installation on the Rio Grande begins today. Texas DPS is overseeing the project in Eagle Pass,” Abbott wrote on Twitter Friday.

The governor’s tweet included a video showing dozens of the bright orange buoys being taken off multiple flatbed trucks.

This new barrier is part of Operation Lone Star – a state border security effort launched by the governor in 2021.

The water-based barrier, designed by the company Cochrane USA, will cost the state $1 million, according to Texas Department of Public Safety director Steve McCraw.

In terms of the people, Texas is still the best state in the Union. At least, it is the best big and powerful state (Mississippi or Arkansas people are probably more based, and have a lot less Mexicans, but they are not powerful states).

It’s such a shame that this crippled cuck is in charge of such an important state.

Anyone would be better than this guy. He really rides the line, as close as he can, to keep from getting voted out with “devil you know” rhetoric.

At some point, people are going to need to start electing hardcore fascist governors who scream about “blood in the streets.”

Either that, or we’re just all going to die.

“Abbott sued over plan to deploy buoys in the Rio Grande.”

We will see you in court.

And don’t think the Travis Co. Court will be the end of it.

This is going to the Supreme Court.

Texas has a constitutional right to secure our border. https://t.co/1qg7tsrfI6

— Greg Abbott (@GregAbbott_TX) July 8, 2023

#BREAKING Texas @GovAbbott announces deployment of water barrier made of buoys in the Rio Grande. @TxDPS Dir. McCraw says it’s “another tool” that is being used to secure the border under #OperationLonestar.

1,000 feet of the floating barrier will be deployed in Eagle Pass to… pic.twitter.com/K2SA9deInQ

— Ali Bradley (@AliBradleyTV) June 8, 2023

This is brilliant and will totally work.

As everyone knows: Mexicans are scared to death of floating bulbs.

New York Post:

Texas will install a floating barrier along the Rio Grande to deter migrants from crossing the river into the US illegally, Gov. Greg Abbott announced Thursday.

The first 1,000-foot section will be set up on July 7 near Eagle Pass, a city officials say is a key entry way for illegal border crossings, the third-term Republican said.

The contraption — made up of interconnected 4-foot-wide sphere buoys that spin when grabbed — can be moved and extended to cover “hot spots” where asylum seekers are sneaking into the US, according to Abbott.

The marine partition is just one part of Abbott’s latest efforts to prevent more migrants from coming into the country through the Lone Star State.

The governor signed a package of six new border security bills Thursday to “protect Texans from the record level of illegal immigration, weapons, and deadly drugs pouring into Texas from Mexico caused by President Biden’s refusal to secure the border,” his office said in a news release.

Last month, the Texas state legislature allocated $5.1 billion for border security.

The first 1,000-foot stretch of the floating barrier, created by the company Cochrane USA, will cost the state $1 million, according to Texas Department of Public Safety director Steve McCraw.

McCraw said he believes the barrier would stop migrants from even coming into the water when asked whether it would present a hazard to those trying to cross the river, the New York Times reported.

He should have said “yes, we hope they drown.”

This might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.

IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN!

Goblin squads are attacking!

Fox News:

U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) agents had to use tear gas and pepper spray early Saturday to stop nearly 50 “undocumented individuals” from illegally entering the U.S. after they stormed a port of entry along the U.S.-Mexico border in Texas, officials said.

The incident at the Pharr-Reynosa International Bridge took place at around 4 a.m. The bridge is closed between midnight at 6 a.m., but CBP has had to construct temporary barriers in the middle of the span due to the large influx of migrants using the bridge at night.

A CBP official told Fox News the group attempted to rush across the bridge in three waves.

Foreigners pushing their way into the country and forcing Border Patrol to engage them is somehow not an act of war due to a neat little thing called HUMAN RIGHTS.

Really, how is this not an invasion? Americans should be using bullets for the defense, not tear gas.

“Ignoring commands to stop, the group suddenly rushed the temporary barricades, bent metal poles and disabled the concertina wire affixed to the barrier,” the official said.

…

“Several males in the group disregarded commands to stop and physically pushed through the barriers,” the official said. “When confronted by CBP officers, the combative individuals began assaulting the officers by punching, kicking, and attempting to grab the officers’ protective devices.”

That’s even worse! It’s an invading force literally attacking Americans in an attempt to gain access to their land.

They’re not just attacking a fence — what they did is a direct physical attack on Americans.

If that is not reason enough for the military to retaliate, then what is?

The Mexican government announced plans this week to spend millions of dollars to improve migrant shelters and detention centers that house families, but in southern Mexico, far from the U.S. border.

Despite that being funny due to Mexico’s historical abuse of the United States’ civility, Mexicans should strongly oppose wasting money on these hordes of freeloaders.

With all of Mexico’s problems, that money would be better spent on Mexicans, for starters. The trend of countries having to burn millions of dollars just because foreigners decide to visit has to end — even if the countries affected by it kind of deserve it. We don’t want the standard to be set.

We want these invaders OUT of our lands and FAR AWAY from us.

Letting them accumulate near the border while they wait for their asylum hearings is a mistake. As their numbers increase and their impatience produces episodes like this one, they’ll become more and more dangerous.

What if 2,000 attacked the bridge instead of 50?

What if 5,000 rushed through some part of the border?

What if 10,000 attacked? Considering Border Patrol detains an average of 2,500 goblins every day, they could amass that number in less than a week.

How are dozens of Border Patrol agents supposed to stop such an army?

This is just like Helm’s Deep except there’s no wall, Haldir is not coming with his Elven reinforcements, Eomer and the Rohirrim are doing drills about invading Iran in the other corner of Middle Earth, Gandalf is mumbling incoherently about “the humane thing to do,” and Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas are ready to fight but armed with just pepper spray.

It’s insane.

When you run out of pepper spray but the Uruk-hai are still coming at you.

We have to wake the fuck up and give Aragorn his sword.

Give Legolas his bow.

Give Gimli his ax.

Enough with this pepper spray bullshit.

Ride out with me.

Ride out and meet them.

For Death and Glory.

For America.

For your people.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Fox News:

Word to the wise: don’t flush your meth down the toilet.

That’s the warning coming out of the Loretta Police Department in Tennessee after investigators said they caught someone “attempting to flush methamphetamine along with several items of paraphernalia” on Saturday.

The department advised against disposing of drugs, including pills, via the sewage because “when you send something down the sewer pipe it ends up in our retention ponds for processing before it is sent down stream.”

“Our sewer guys take great pride in releasing water that is cleaner than what is in the creek,” police said, “but they are not really prepared for meth.” 

I don’t think anyone is really prepared for meth. Some people think they are, but they’re in for a rude awakening.

“Not really prepared for meth” is a great tagline by the way. I should add it to my Tinder bio because it’s clever, but also funny and true.

But in addition to birds, officials said if the water headed far enough downstream… “it would create meth-gators in Shoal Creek and the Tennessee River down in North Alabama.” 

Here’s an idea: what if we just took the gators to the Rio Grande, fed them meth and then just sat back and watched the show?

Gators are actually like nature’s Antifa if you think about it. See, they get high on meth, viciously maul people and the police can’t arrest them – because the Reptilian Occupation Government won’t let them. At the worst, they just hold them in a tank for a few days and then release them into the wilds of Florida, where the locals don’t seem to mind.

Besides, gators take to the drug like cats do to cardboard boxes.

Once they’re hooked, they’ll be unstoppable tweaked-out killing machines.

So I say we let the gators do the heavy lifting for us. Though they are reptiles and by default our sworn enemies, they also enjoy tearing up wetbacks while high on meth, so at least we have that in common. To that end, I propose we put aside our mammal in-group preference for the moment and make an alliance with the gators.

If this plan works, we can also try siccing them on pit bulls and pit bull owners next.

Imagine something like this, but with a pit bull instead.

The Gator-Right is going places, fam.

I just wonder if we’ll have enough meth to pull this off…