retarded – DS https://www.anglinarchive.com Daily Stormer Historical Archive Fri, 21 Jul 2023 00:00:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.0.17 https://www.anglinarchive.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cropped-favicon-32x32.png retarded – DS https://www.anglinarchive.com 32 32 Sharks are Now Taking Cocaine, Creating “Cocaine Sharks” https://www.anglinarchive.com/2023/07/21/sharks-are-now-taking-cocaine-creating-cocaine-sharks/ Fri, 21 Jul 2023 00:00:00 +0000

Cocaine sharks are like regular sharks – except they are high on cocaine.

This is the new crisis – worse than the coronavirus, worse than BLM, worse than democracy in the Ukraine: sharks on cocaine.

New York Post:

Sharks lurking off of Florida’s coast may be eating bundles of cocaine dumped in the ocean by US-bound drug smugglers — and scientists want to find out.

With the massive amounts of drugs washing up on beaches and being pulled out of the ocean by authorities each year, marine biologist Tom Hird wanted to investigate whether or not sharks had ingested cocaine as part of a new TV series “Cocaine Sharks” — which will premiere during Discovery Channel’s beloved “Shark Week” next week.

In the program, Hird and University of Florida environmental scientist Tracy Fanara conduct a number of experiments on sharks off the Florida Keys, where fishermen have reportedly told tales about drug-addicted fish.

“The deeper story here is the way that chemicals, pharmaceuticals and illicit drugs are entering our waterways — entering our oceans — and what effect that they then could go on to have on these delicate ocean ecosystems,” Hird told Live Science.

They’re actually making a film about this, in addition to the documentary show.

This comes after the “Cocaine Bear” movie.

For some reason, people have become fixated on animals taking cocaine.

I do not even have a theory as to why that is.

It’s retarded.

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Downy Swedish Girl Bullies Whole World Into Giving Up Technology to Stop Alleged Weather Changes https://www.anglinarchive.com/2019/07/24/downy-swedish-girl-bullies-whole-world-into-giving-up-technology/ Wed, 24 Jul 2019 00:00:00 +0000 Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
July 24, 2019

It appears that apart from Jews and women, the third-largest group responsible for ruining society are the literally mentally handicapped. I’m talking Downs people. I’m talking about the mentally and physically deformed.

We live under a Tard Occupation Government (TOG), and for the longest time nobody wanted to admit it because everyone feels bad about tards even existing. But enough is enough, and at the rate things are going, they’re going to force kids to learn about the Tardocost and the 6 million shoah’d chromosomes in schools soon.

For now though, TOG is just focusing on shilling climate change.

BBC:

The Times says her speech to politicians at Westminster has inspired Britain to act on climate change.

The paper says she made the Environment secretary, Michael Gove, feel guilty about his generation’s failure to address the problem.

The Metro sums up Mr Gove’s response as “Greta, We Hear You”.

The Guardian’s editorial says nobody could have predicted that a Swedish teenager would shift the global climate debate in the way she has, since beginning her schools strike in Stockholm.

It argues that “Greta is in the process of doing humanity a huge favour”.

I think if anyone ever wanted to know the extent to which normal people would go to not make a retard feel bad and sperg out in their company, this is a very good case example. This also appears to be the climate activist movement’s preferred method of coercion.

They pull it on politicians all the time. 

The Alt-Right made a lofty claim back in 2016 after Donald Trump won the US Presidency.

“We have successfully weaponized autism!” they crowed.

So the Left got to work and began working on weaponizing every other mental illness and handicap. Greta is no doubt the result of a successful CIAnigger experiment to counter the Right’s incredible meme potential.

We’re going to see more and more weaponized tards coming out of the shadows in months to come to shill for the Leftist agenda.

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Dumb Bitches at University of Florida Hold “Bleed-In” to Demand Free Tampons https://www.anglinarchive.com/2018/01/28/dumb-bitches-at-university-of-florida-hold-bleed-in-to-demand-free-tampons/ Sun, 28 Jan 2018 00:00:00 +0000 Spartacus
Daily Stormer
January 28, 2018

Didn’t you know that free tampons are a human right?

Everything some dumb bitches want is a fundamental human right.

Only a nazi would deny this.

Campus Reform:

University of Florida students walked around campus Tuesday with fake menstrual blood on their pants to protest the lack of free feminine hygiene products on campus.

On January 15, a student government committee rejected a proposal to provide free menstrual products to female students through the mandatory Activity and Service Fee, expressing concerns about applying mandatory fees paid by all students towards “funding that would only benefit the female half of the UF student body.”

I’m not American, or a woman (thank Cthulhu) but I’m 99% sure tampons don’t cost that much.

I looked at some stores, and using my abacus to do the complicated calculations, I deduced a woman in America needs to spend around 10-20$ a month on this stuff.

Can these strong independent womyn not afford that much?

A student group called “Gatters Matter, Period.,” which began circulating a petition in support of the proposal last fall, responded by organizing a “bleed-in” protest during which roughly two-dozen students stained the back of their pants red, according to The Alligator.

“This is a part of reproductive justice,” Shannon Matthew, who was among the first students to join the protest, told the Alligator. “I’m not ashamed of my period, and I don’t think anyone should be.”

You should be ashamed of being a dumb whore, not by the blood from your vagene.

Also, I like how everything these days is about “justice.”

The word itself doesn’t really mean anything anymore.

A Facebook event page for the “Are You Seeing Red?” demonstration explains that participants wore “washable dye on our bums, as if we didn’t have a pad and the blood bled through.”

The organizers provided “supplies” for those in need of them, but encouraged students to “bleed-in how ever [sic] you want as well.”

So these retarded vagenes couldn’t muster the effort of using their own blood?

They even made sure the dye they use is washable?

They’re so “radical” (another word that doesn’t mean shit anymore) they can’t even sacrifice a pair of paints for their retarded cause?

Soros really isn’t getting his money’s worth, is he?

Following the protest, the proposal was discussed at a meeting of the full Student Senate, where the Alligator reports that Senate President Ian Green announced that a decision had been made to provide free menstrual products at the student union starting in February, though he could not offer details about funding because the arrangement had been worked out by Student Body President Smith Meyers, who was unavailable for comment.

During the meeting, some senators pointed out that free menstrual products are already available on campus through the Field and Fork Pantry.

Wait, so men are already paying for this retarded shit?

So what are these whores whining about?

Students are allowed to take up to three bags of menstrual products per week—each containing eight tampons, five liners, and five pads—but student activists retorted that the option is too limited.

I don’t understand what that means.

What does that mean?

“Heteronormativity is rampant on this campus,” complained Sophia Ahmed, one of the organizers of the “bleed-in” protest. “Today I held a little protest for free menstrual protects. If you saw my butt that was evidence. And I say menstrual not feminine because menstruation should not be gendered. Some men get periods.”

I don’t have any “anime laugh gif” strong enough for this idiocy…

I do, however, know the cure for it.

Put women back in cages, where they belong.

There is no sane human being on this earth that can a minimally logic argument for treating women as anything other than baby-makers and sandwich-makers.

Pretending this isn’t the case can only lead to the destruction of civilization, which I’m reasonably certain is a bad thing.

We should probably consider amputating their tongues at birth too.

MAKE WOMEN SHUT THE FUCK UP AGAIN!!!

 

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More and More Colleges Treating Their Students Like the Idiots That They Are https://www.anglinarchive.com/2017/10/02/more-and-more-colleges-treating-their-students-like-the-idiots-that-they-are/ Mon, 02 Oct 2017 00:00:00 +0000 Spartacus
Daily Stormer
October 2, 2017

Have we reached full Idiocracy yet? I’ve watched that movie a lot of times because I figured it might come in handy one day, but it feels like we still aren’t there yet… Or maybe I’m just too stupid myself to realize it?

The College Fix:

 Entering onto a campus full of strangers, concerns about making friends and the desire to feel accepted among peers can often be stressful factors. Recognizing this, universities across America have implemented a unique solution: ball pits.

This fall, campus leaders are welcoming students back to school with these colorful play pools. The pits are used as ice breakers, to break down racial barriers, facilitate lessons on wellness, and as part of freshmen orientation, according to many online campus calendars.

I imagine the first time this happened, it was because some university employee had a brother/uncle/cousin who sold these things, and then figured since everybody around is even dumber than he is, that he might make some cash off of it. So he probably gave the rest of the staff some irrefutable selling point (“It’ll combat racism,” “It’ll annoy Trump,” “I lost 69 relatives at Auschwitz,” etc.) and BOOM! PROFIT!

But this is happening at a lot of universities, not just one. So what’s the explanation? Does everybody in America have a relative that sells this crap?

Containers, such as inflatable swimming pools, are filled with small plastic balls labeled with different topics and questions. Students are then encouraged to enter into the tubs together to discuss.

Students learn more about each other by delving into deeper levels of conversation in the pits, facilitators told The College Fix in interviews. From icebreakers to controversial subjects, coordinators said they strive to create a safe space where students can hold and respect conflicting points of view.

I vaguely recall doing something similar to this in kindergarten. But I don’t think it cost 50K$ a year to do it.

Students who are triggered by the heteronormative implications of balls can do the Panda Neko dance instead

“The ball pits were perfect for allowing students to feel comfortable,” said Kate Ayotte, a wellness programs administrator at Central Connecticut State University in an email.

The school recently hosted a “Strangers in a Ball Pit” event (pictured) as part of its Welcome Week. At Central, it helped students learn more about maintaining their sanity throughout college life.

“That was the greatest benefit for helping them have conversations with other students they didn’t know and talk about mental health. They were so relaxed and just hanging out in the pools,” Ayotte said.

“A wellness programs administrator” – So not only do they have a useless made up job over there, but if my understanding of the English language is correct – they have more than one person doing it!

Likewise, Saint Mary’s College is scheduled to use a ball pit during its upcoming Mental Health Awareness Carnival.

What? Carnival? What?

“Students pick up a ball with a prompt and talk to their partner in the ball pit about their response. The balls start conversations between students and help them get to know one another on a slightly deeper level,” said Dr. Cynthia Cutshall, staff psychologist and outreach coordinator at Saint Mary’s College’s Counseling and Psychological Services, in an email.

“Students enjoy the activity, and it helps them talk to one another in real life, instead of over social media,” she said.

Can’t you just tell them to talk to each other without turning the whole place into a nuthouse?

Brady Ruffin with the Student Activities Association at the University of Mississippi said these events generate friendships and memories, noting the selfies and conversations seem memorable. At Ole Miss, its “Ball-Pit with Strangers” event late last month aimed to help foster inclusion, according to the university’s website.

“We write some questions on the bigger balls that we have that facilitate conversations,” said Ruffin, citing examples such as “What’s your favorite spot on campus?” or “What’s the best place to eat on campus?”

“Questions like these that spark conversation, especially on the topic of campus and Ole Miss,” Ruffin said. “It’s incredibly fun and people love it when it comes out.”

“People” seem to be getting dumber each passing day…

Facilitators told The Fix that the downside to the ball pits include that they’re not always easy to set up and don’t always attract many students. Another issue cited by Ayotte is that of making sure the conversations are healthy.

“One of the down sides as an administrator was not being able to have a way to monitor or observe the conversations too closely,” she said.

OMG, they can’t check to make sure the idiots they don’t discuss anything politically incorrect while lounging in plastic balls! I think I might have to change my opinion on this. All of a sudden, the college ball pits sound like ripe breeding grounds for fascism!

In addition to the pits at St. Mary’s, Ole Miss and Central Connecticut State, schools such as Northwestern State University, the University of Delaware and other campuses have hosted pits in recent weeks.

The ball pit trend on college seemed to gain ground during the last school year, when such events were billed as an effort to provide emotional safety. This year, campus officials have endeavored to present them as icebreakers and opportunities to make friends.

The takeaway from this is that, if you’re going to college anywhere in the Anglo world, you’re probably a fucking retard. And even if you aren’t retarded, you’re still wasting money that could be spent in a better way, ideally by buying guns, ammo and canned food for the coming collapse of society, when idiot zombies like these will come out of the ball pits and start eating the brains of people who still have them because they were smart enough to not go to college.

The type of shit you’ll be spending a small fortune to (((learn)))

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Meanwhile, In Britain… https://www.anglinarchive.com/2017/08/19/meanwhile-in-britain-2/ Sat, 19 Aug 2017 00:00:00 +0000 Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
August 19, 2017

Why is the featured image a picture of David Cameron with retarded children, Fox News?

I mean, I get that you got an algorithm that says “UK” and “Down Syndrome” and gives you a picture, but where are your editors?

This is trending.

“People are fucking perverts to get some shit like this trending,” he said, as he aggregated the article on his virulent hate site.

Fox News:

A British court awarded a Down syndrome man nearly $13,000 for the government banning his wife from having sex with him because he, allegedly, couldn’t give consent to sex.

Before the ban, the man, who was not identified, had a healthy sexual relationship with his wife of five years, according to court documents.

The ban came after a psychologist for a local government entity – which was not identified to shield it from criticism – assessed the 38-year-old man and found him to lack the mental competence to willfully engage in conjugal relations, the court documents say.

A court council warned his wife that having sex with her husband would make her guilty of a serious crime. The man was ordered to attend a sex education course before he would be allowed to have relations with his wife.

But the course was delayed for more than year, earning him damages suffered for what the judge, Sir Mark Hedley, said in the court document was the “deprivation for at least 12 months of normal conjugal relations with his wife.”

The case began after the man’s sister brought her concerns about the course delays to the Court of Protection.

“The impact at the time must have been profound, not only for the loss of sexual relations, but for two other matters peculiar to him,” Hedley said. “First, he would have been unable to understand why what was happening should be so.”

“And secondly, in order as she put it, ‘not to lead him on,’ the wife understandably and foreseeably withdrew to another bedroom and withheld much physical affection.”

The man had to take two courses, because a therapist determined that while he made “sufficient progress” after the first one, he had not yet demonstrated an understanding about sexually transmitted diseases.

The case, the court document said, is rare because it pertains to a “settled, monogamous and exclusive married relationship.”

So which is weirder: the fact that some British bitch married a retard or the fact that the government decided it was appropriate to get involved in this situation?

(Third option: that header image with Cameron and the retard kids.)

Modern women are obsessed with power and control. This is the extreme version of dating a nagger or a cucked-out beta male.

But the government getting involved – like actually going in and saying “WHOA WHOA WHOA HEY THERE – THIS RETARD NEEDS TO TAKE A TEST ABOUT STDS BEFORE YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH IT AGAIN, EVEN THOUGH YOU’VE BEEN DOING IT FOR YEARS FOR SOME REASON” – that is almost inexplicable. Also the result of women, who now run the government, thinking that a country and in fact the entire planet should be run like a nursery.

Also, note that “consent” is now defined not by your age but by your ability to understand concepts. This is actually the core argument of pedophile advocates. Who, by the way, exist on the internet.

They have one organization called NAMBLA, which is the North American Man/Boy Love Association.

Their website is “nambla.org.”

Wonder who they registered that domain, where they promote sex with little boys?

Oh. Tucows.

Interestingly – or, you know, who knows, maybe you will find this interesting – Tucows is one of the companies who banned the Daily Stormer during our recent shuttening.

Here’s their blog post about the decision.

I think I’m going to go ahead and make a post about all of the various pro-pedophilia websites using services which have banned the Daily Stormer. I think that would be helpful to put things into perspective. Because I mean, you can point out all the Islamic terrorists they host, but then they’re just like “YEAH BUT YOU’RE ALSO TERRORISTS THOUGH.” So that’s sort of a dead end.

What they are claiming is that we are worse than people who openly advocate for sex with children.

Because I made a fat joke about a dead communist.

More About White Advocacy Being Worse Than Pedophiles

Also on the pedophile issue, for those who didn’t hear – this is probably the funniest thing that happened during this entire week of drama.

Tor attacked us.

For those who don’t know the story, we went on the Darkweb for a while.

The Darkweb is a place made accessible by the Tor project where people can browse websites that do not have domains with close to perfect privacy. Naturally, it is a hangout for child pornographers, first and foremost. It is also a place to buy and sell slaves and hard drugs, or to hire an assassin.

Tor has never denounced any of that.

Just us.

When these companies decide that I am a target to be kicked off of services and/or condemned, they are not only directly stating that white advocacy is worse than pedophilia, but they are tacitly saying that pedophile advocacy – and in the case of Tor, actual child rape and the sharing of child rape videos – is acceptable.

When these companies maintained a position of full neutrality, they could speak on the grounds of “well, we don’t condone anyone we provide services to, because we are a neutral party.”

But as soon as they said they don’t condone this website, they gave up neutrality, and are thus effectively condoning everything else.

That is how the slippery slope operates, of course, but it’s also how you prove that all these companies support child molesters.

I’m doing a list.

Looks Like Anglin is Back – And HE’S ON FIRE!

This article was classic Anglin.

Starts out with a weird story, then starts talking about something else with an “I TOTALLY DID NOT SEE THAT COMING” segue, then brings it around to the thing that he currently get off his mind. To top it all off, he ends it with meta commentary on the article itself, while referring to himself in the third person.

Classic Anglin.

Keeps ya on your toes. Even keeps his own self on his own toes.

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Oregon Will Decriminalize Possession of Cocaine, Heroin, Ecstasy and Meth https://www.anglinarchive.com/2017/07/10/oregon-will-decriminalize-possession-of-cocaine-heroin-ecstasy-and-meth/ Mon, 10 Jul 2017 00:00:00 +0000 Spartacus
Daily Stormer
July 10, 2017

For eons, kike journalists, kike sociology professors, kike politicians and other luminaries of progress and civilization have assured us stupid goyim that the “slippery slope” is just a fallacy that we’re using because we have no better arguments.

It turns out, once again, that not only is the slippery slope real, but it’s more slipperier than anyone could’ve predicted.

Daily Caller:

The Oregon legislature passed two bills Thursday decriminalizing small amounts of six hard drugs, including cocaine, heroin, methamphetamine and ecstasy.

The first of the two bills now headed to the governor’s desk, HB 2355, decriminalizes possession of the drugs so long as the offender has neither a felony nor more than two prior drug convictions on record, according to the Lund Report. The second, HB 3078, reduces drug-related property crimes from felonies to misdemeanors.

Notice that they’re still not fully decriminalized, but that’ll come as soon as they figure out the current law is racist, because you know all seven and a half niggers in Oregon all use drugs and all have multiple convictions.

Republican State Sen. Jackie Winters claimed the war on drugs as it currently exists amounts to “institutional racism” due to how more frequently minorities are charged with drug crimes than whites.

What did I just say?

“There is empirical evidence that there are certain things that follow race. We don’t like to look at the disparity in our prison system,” Winters said during a hearing. “It is institutional racism. We can pretend it doesn’t exist, but it does.”

You can pretend most niggers aren’t clinically retarded and prone to criminality of every kind, but they are. And you can’t change biology, no matter how much you try.

This was caused by poverty. We all know the saying “I’m so hungry I could rape a horse,” right?

The second bill reduces mandatory minimum sentences for many property crimes and also increases the number of previous convictions necessary for a felony charge. It provides $7 million in funding for diversion programs to help lower Oregon’s prison population.

Sterilization would be much cheaper, and would actually work.

Winters and other supporters of the bills argue the answer to America’s drug crisis is treatment, not prison time.

“It would be like putting them in the state penitentiary for having diabetes,” Democratic Rep. Mitch Greenlick told the Lund Report. “This is a chronic brain disorder and it needs to be treated this way.”

People with diabetes don’t whack people in the head for money when they need a fix. Somebody who’s on heroin is not even a minimally functional human being, and your stupid little programs won’t help 99% of them. The only solution to the drug problem is a healthy all-White society, everything else is just a waste of money.

For any of you reading this that are on drugs – quit. Right now. If you really can’t manage your day-to-day life without some mind altering substance, at least make sure it’s alcohol and not this crap. A man can still function by drinking a couple of bottles of wine a day, unlike heroine or cocaine, which are essentially an even dumber form of suicide. I drank an entire bottle of red wine in the last hour, and I can still do anything I could when I’m sober, including watch anime, write this article, then watch more anime.

You too can live the dream, but only if you don’t take drugs. So, like, don’t take drugs, okay?

Just say no

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Canada to Get First Doll That Teaches Children to Mutilate Their Genitals https://www.anglinarchive.com/2017/06/29/canada-to-get-first-doll-that-teaches-children-to-mutilate-their-genitals/ Thu, 29 Jun 2017 00:00:00 +0000 Spartacus
Daily Stormer
June 29, 2017

Look how beautiful this is, goyim!

Your kid is never too young to start thinking about mutilating his genitals.

Mashable:

Meet Sam. Sam is just a kid who wants to help you understand who he is. And he happens to be transgender.

The trans boy is actually a brand-new toy in development, and his creators hope he explains what it means to be transgender to children. Made up of a series of stacking dolls, each layer of the toy represents a stage of gender questioning and exploring. The Russian nesting dolls also come with an e-book to help teachers and guardians talk about gender diversity with their children and students.

If I were Putin, I’d nuke Ottawa over this.

This is an insult to all of humanity, but to Russians specifically.

Sam was created by Gender Creative Kids Canada, a nonprofit transgender support organization for children, parents, and families in Montreal. The nonprofit calls Sam “the world’s first educational transgender toy,” and is currently running a Kickstarter to fund production.

Awareness of variations in gender identity is increasing in many countries, but there are still very few tools available that allow parents or teachers to talk to young children about this sensitive, complex subject,” the project’s Kickstarter page says. “Sam helps children empathize with the emotional challenges of being born a transgender or gender-diverse person.”

Few people are actually “born” like that, and those can be made perfectly fine with some minimal medical treatment [Jamie Lee Curtis is a hermaphrodite -AA]. The rest are just children of attention seeking whores who are either single moms or are married to cucks.

An animated film to promote the doll, called Sam’s Story, has gone viral on Facebook, gaining more than 1 million views in just two weeks.

I doubt most people who watched that filth actually felt “inspired”  by it. More likely, most people were just as disgusted by this garbage as I was.

Here’s the video:

Each doll in the nesting set represents a key step some transgender and gender-nonconforming people experience in terms of their identity, from questioning to exploration to isolation.

The final piece inside every set of Sam nesting dolls is a heart representing one’s true self, showing kids that appearances may change, but who a person is stays the same.

“I’m still the me I was before I cut my dick off!”

The short film was funded by TD Bank and the government of Quebec, and will be used as a standalone education piece in Quebec and Ontario schools.

Take your kids out of school. NOW!

Gender Creative Kids Canada hopes to raise $103,776 USD ($137,500 Canadian) on Kickstarter to fund prototype creation, manufacturing, and shipment of more than 1,500 toys to families, nonprofits, and teachers in Canada. Your pledge of $75 helps fund these efforts, and also gets you your own Sam doll.

The organization plans to release the doll in June 2018.

Over 100K for 1500 dolls? Seriously? So not only are the stupid goyim’s kids gonna be taught to destroy their lives, but their parents are gonna pay a ton of money for it too? (Remember, these will be bought by schools, so people paying for them have no say in this).

If you live anywhere in North America or western Europe, remember – they’re trying to brainwash your kids non-stop through every available means. So homeschool your children, and make sure they don’t watch TV, or rather cable (you can buy a TV and a video game console to give them something to do). Toys used to be relatively normal, but they’re starting to attack that angle too.

When in doubt, buy Japanese robots.

You can never go wrong with Japanese robots.

If your 5-year old son plays with this, you can be 99.9999% sure he won’t cut his dick off

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Britain Goes Full-Sweden: Party Shut Down Over Parody Song Mocking Osama Bin Laden https://www.anglinarchive.com/2017/05/28/britain-goes-full-sweden-party-shut-down-over-parody-song-mocking-osama-bin-laden/ Sun, 28 May 2017 00:00:00 +0000 Spartacus
Daily Stormer
May 28, 2017

I assume this is the song in question

You never go full Sweden.

Never.

Breitbart:

A British police officer was moved to activate her panic button after taking offence at a parody song making fun of former Al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden being played at a garden party, bringing in serious re-enforcements to a small English village.

“Her” panic button. This was a woman. Women shouldn’t be cops – this is common sense.

The officer pressed the panic button on her body-mounted camera after being dispatched to a garden party in a picturesque Cambridgeshire village at around 10pm on Thursday and overhearing a song being played that mocked Osama Bin Laden. Responding to the call for help, the local force dispatched another ten officers and a police helicopter, Cambridge News reports.

That seems appropriate. Hysterical bitch gets hysterical, and they send in a small army to help. These aren’t even omega-males, they’re something lower than that, whatever that may be.

It is alleged that in addition to the parody song making fun of the dead terrorist, party-goers were also shouting “anti-Islamic abuse”, a suggestion the partygoers deny.

Mark Donovan, who attended the party in the Cambridge village — which dates back to the time of the Domesday Book — spoke to the paper after the incident, and said: “We was having a summer’s evening in my neighbour’s garden as we don’t have one. We had our karaoke machine on playing music through our phones from YouTube which are all approved songs.

“We wuz only listenin’ to the righ’ music, guvna, I swears we was! Ain’t no badthink happenin’ hya!”

“It was about 10pm and the music may have been a little loud but it was before 11pm. Someone must have made a complaint, and a police officer attended our address, at which time a song from YouTube called the Bin Laden Song came on.

“This police officer said she took offence at the song and pressed her panic button on her body cam and that’s when about ten police turned up and the police helicopter.

“They are now investigating it as a racist crime. It is ridiculous.”

Watch your mouth peon, saying things like that can get you severely punished in Britain. You’re already being investigated as a racist, and denying you are one only proves that you’re guilty.

Police have seized the karaoke machine.

Thank God! Had this tool of racism been let on the loose, who knows what other horrors could’ve happened…

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Topless Femen Whore Steals Baby Jesus from Nativity at the Vatican https://www.anglinarchive.com/2014/12/26/topless-femen-whore-steals-baby-jesus-from-nativity-at-the-vatican/ Fri, 26 Dec 2014 00:00:00 +0000 Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
December 26, 2014

A topless FEMEN whore rushed the nativity scene in St. Peter’s Square on Christmas day. She had “God is a Woman” written across her body as she stole the infant Jesus statue and was promptly arrested by Vatican police.

It is difficult for me to even know what to say about this, as I cannot grasp what the statement being made is supposed to be.  They are against baby Jesus because of… the patriarchy?  Is that the long and short of it?

Could they not come up with something more inspired than that?

Such wacky hijinks!
Such wacky hijinks!  Srsly tho.  wtf.

It’s like this:

If there was a line of toys, where the bad guys were topless feminists, and the toy line had a Saturday morning cartoon show to help it sell the toys, this is what those feminist bad guys would do in one of the episodes.

Next week they’re going to steal a magic clitoris orb so they can power the dildo-beams of their vagina-shaped starship to destroy the Planet of Men.

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Texas: Teenage Boy Caught Living in Walmart https://www.anglinarchive.com/2014/08/14/texas-teenage-boy-caught-living-in-walmart/ Thu, 14 Aug 2014 00:00:00 +0000 Daily Stormer
August 14, 2014

Sometimes, you need to expose yourself to something retarded in order to keep your mind sharp.

Here is one such thing.

NY Daily News:

A 14-year-old boy, with a history of running away to abandoned properties, decided to live inside a Texas Walmart instead of staying with some relatives.

Employees at the store in Corsicana were shocked to discover the child in their store on July 30, police said in a statement issued Wednesday.

He was discovered 54 hours after he ran away from home. He built secret makeshift lairs behind rolls of toilet paper, constantly changed his clothes and wore diapers to avoid being seen running to the bathroom, reports TV Station CBS 11 in Dallas and Fort Worth.

Walmart spokesman Brian Nick told the Daily News they are investigating the situation and are not sure exactly how long the boy was in the building. He said as soon as the manager discovered the child they contacted authorities and were concerned for his safety.

“This is a sad situation,” he said.

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