This flag was flying during President Trump’s Butler rally. You’ll see that it’s not the effort of man, but an effort of nature. The full American flag was twisted by the wind into this angelic shape with stars on one wing and stripes on the other. A truly divine creation. pic.twitter.com/32f2y69vSQ

— Rep. Mike Kelly (@MikeKellyPA) July 15, 2024

Personally, I do not believe the “head turned at the exact moment to save his life” theory. I think the picture showing the bullet is probably fake.

But we now have this narrative that God saved Trump’s life so he could save America.

The Guardian:

Donald Trump, wearing a bandage partially covering his right ear, appeared in public for the first time since surviving an assassination attempt over the weekend.

Trump made a dramatic entrance to loud cheers on Monday during the first night of the Republican national convention in Milwaukee, emerging on the floor of the convention hall at about 9pm CT to cheers of “USA!” and “fight!” Lee Greenwood played “Proud to be an American” as Trump entered the convention hall.

Trump worked his way across the convention floor before making his way to a box, where he joined several notable Republicans, including Tucker Carlson, congressman Byron Donalds, and JD Vance, whom he named his running mate earlier in the day.

“He has proven to be one tough SOB,” Sean O’Brien, the president of the Teamsters union said to thunderous applause after Trump appeared.

His appearance came after a slew of speakers including Marjorie Taylor Greene, the far right congresswoman from Georgia, called Trump a “founding father” of the “America First movement.”

The speakers hailed Trump’s survival as a godly act. They also offered dueling visions of America: a country in decline under Joe Biden, beset by soaring grocery and housing prices while politicians were more concerned with undocumented immigrants and transgender issues. They tried to paint an opposite vision of America under Trump, claiming it was a prosperous country where these problems did not exist.

Well.

BLM happened under Trump. He didn’t stop it.

He also allowed the lockdowns.

And the whole tranny bathroom thing was happening.

None of the wars were ended, he bombed Syria over gas baby, he sent lethal arms to the Ukraine (without which the current conflict wouldn’t be possible).

The economy was better before he printed all of those trillions to save us from an invisible “virus” no one can prove even existed.

Greene directly referenced the attempted assassination of Trump on Saturday.

“Unfortunately, this is also a somber moment for our nation. Two days ago, evil came for the man we admire and love so much. I thank God that his hand was on President Trump,” she said.

Senator Tim Scott, of South Carolina, also suggested divine intervention had played a role in the event. “If you didn’t believe in miracles before Saturday, you better be believing right now,” he said. “A devil came to Pennsylvania holding a rifle, but a lion got back on his feet and he roared,” he added, to thunderous applause in the Fiserv Forum.

Yeah, great.

Tim Scott.

The BLM Republican who is going to get a cabinet position.

Where’s he getting his money?

Huh.

Interesting.

What’s his position on Israel?

Oh.

He introduced a bill calling for a shutdown on criticism of Israel and Israeli policy.

The bodies are piling up in the streets to the point where it causes traffic jams, and the sky is blacked out by the smoke from the burning corpses as men in hazmat suits continue to throw bodies into the flames 24 hours a day.

I was just out driving this evening, and I couldn’t see the road because of the smoke from the local corpse-burning pit. As soon as I knew it, I’d crashed into a ten-foot tall corpse stack, causing it to topple over. A stray dog was crushed under the weight of the corpses. I heard his pitiful yelp, but I just kept on driving. I used to be a sweet boy. I’m a hard man now.

This is everyday life in the time of the coronavirus pandemic, which has already killed 70 trillion quadrillion precious Americans. Experts believe that before the pandemic is over, 50 million gazillion bajillion people will have lost their darling lives to this evil virus.

“Sixty trillion people are dying every half second in America,” the revered and honest Dr. Anthony Fauci recently told CNN.

“Their eyes are bugging out of their skulls, and they have diarrhea like a hurricane in a whirlwind. When they cough, it feels like there’s a death metal band thrashing guitars in their throats. They pray for hell, because anything will be better than Covid-19, which is the most deadly virus that has ever existed in the entire universe,” the exalted and honored doctor of truth and accuracy added.

Given all of this, it makes perfect sense that President Trump would cancel the Republican National Convention.

USA Today:

President Donald Trump announced Thursday he is canceling the Jacksonville portion of the Republican National Convention that had been planned next month because of the coronavirus pandemic, a major setback in his effort to energize his struggling bid for reelection.

“The timing for this event is not right,” Trump told reporters at the White House during his latest briefing on the virus. “There’s nothing more important in our country than keeping our people safe.”

Trump said that he would deliver remarks to formally accept his party’s nomination for president but offered no detail on where or when that will happen. The abrupt decision was not only a significant blow to his campaign but also raised questions about the president’s narrative that the country is ready to reopen for business.  

It does raise questions about that.

It’s almost an admission of defeat.

Trump said convention delegates will still gather in North Carolina, where the official business of the convention was set to take place, and formally nominate him for reelection. Trump said he would announce additional plans in coming days.

“I’ll still do a convention speech in a different form, but we won’t do a big, crowded convention,” Trump said. “I care deeply about the people of Florida and everywhere else, frankly, in this country and even in the world who would be coming into the state. And I don’t want to do anything to upset it.”

The explosion of coronavirus cases in Florida – the state has reported sharp increases in COVID-19 deaths – and the later-than-usual selection of Jacksonville had cast doubt on the party’s ability to convene the major event there to rally supporters. USA TODAY reported this month that convention organizers were looking to limit the event.

Even if Trump has to lose the election because he’s endorsing this hoax, he has to do it, because bajillions and bajillions of people are dying from Covid-19 every second.

Blink your eyes twice, then wiggle your ears.

Ninty zillion people just died.

Now, go bake a loaf of bread.

Fifty trillion zillion died in the time it took you to bake that loaf of bread.

America doesn’t have time for conventions – we need to be focused on new technologies to burn all of these corpses, or soon, we won’t even be able to walk around. We need some kind of quantum incinerator that uses nuclear lasers.

I live on the third floor of my apartment building, and I can’t look out the window because the corpses piled up against the building are blocking it out.

Tucker Carlson is essentially arguing that Dems orchestrated the COVID crisis, which has killed 140,000 people, to boost Joe Biden's polling. pic.twitter.com/cAzplEN4IW

— nikki mccann ramírez (@NikkiMcR) July 24, 2020

Hail the Fuhrer! Hail Victory!

The Roman salute is the natural greeting of the White race. We throw it around when we get in an charged, patriotic public gathering instinctively.

kind of a weird way for laura ingraham to end her speech pic.twitter.com/kgGmafoMOy

— James McLeod (@TelegramJames) July 21, 2016

US Weekly:

That didn’t go over so well. Conservative political commentator and talk show host Laura Ingraham was accused of making what appeared to be a Nazi salute following her speech at the Republican National Convention held at the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland on Wednesday, July 20.

In GIFs created by the Twitterverse, Ingraham’s unfortunate stiff movement was isolated and shared by users.

“Um, anyone else catch Laura Ingraham’s nazi salute?” one user tweeted, while another added along with a GIF of Ingraham: “Kind of a weird way for laura ingraham to end her speech.”

“Was that a Hitler salute?” others weighed in after the TV personality spoke in support of Trump. “No. @IngrahamAngle didn’t just give a Nazi salute. On national TV. At the #RNCinCLE. Of course not.”

No, it wasn’t actually a Nazi salute. It is now known as a “Trump salute.” Remember that. It’s going to start popping up a lot in the next few months.

During her speech, the commentator, 53, praised controversial Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, who officially received the party’s nomination on Tuesday.

“You know why Donald Trump won the nomination?” she asked the crowd on Wednesday, “It’s because he dared to call out the phonies, the frauds, and the corruption that has gone unexposed and uncovered for too long!”

You said it, sister!

But seriously, this was probably done intentionally in order to create a stir, and thus get more publicity. In the same way, I’d wager Trump probably gave Cruz a speaking spot because he knew Lyin’ Ted would make an embarrassing splash, and thus help him capture the news cycle.

All of this is calculated 12 moves in advance – and Trump is the only one who even knows he’s playing. All these other retards are just being played like fools.

Everything is as he has foreseen.