Rand Paul Demands the NSA Give a Better Explanation for Spying on Tucker Carlson
“I’ve had it up to my derp with this herping.” It’s a shocking fact that Rand Paul is the best guy in the Senate. RT: Senator Rand Paul (R-Kentucky) is…
What About the Sex Habits of Quail on Cocaine?
NIH Spent over $800,000 to study whether Japanese Quails are more Sexually promiscuous on cocaine. I think we could have simply polled the audience….and of course found they are… pic.twitter.com/lZYlRbyuun…
Rand Paul Gets Death Threat Package with White Powder, Blames Jew 80s Pop Singer
There aren’t actually any “white supremacists” or “far righters” in the government. Because there are no far righters to attack, leftist lunatics who have been whipped up into a frenzy…
Rand Paul Issues Yet Another Gay Disavowal of Anthony Fauci
Rand Paul appeared last Friday on Fox News with a random fat guy to denounce masks and Anthony in a faggy way once more without saying anything important. Paul believes…
Rand Paul Faces Down Ultra-Universe-Shaper Fauci Once Again
What Rand Paul doesn’t seem to understand is that Anthony Fauci shapes reality using his words and even his thoughts. If he says something, it is fact, simply because he…
Rand Paul Questions New Jewish Secretary of State on His Plan to Start a Bunch of Wars
The Fake President Joe Biden nominated a Jew for Secretary of State. The Jew, Anthony Blinken, of course supports regime change in Syria, as is the policy of his home…
Faggot and Lying Coward Rand Paul Claims Without Evidence That the Capitol Storm Wasn’t Awesome
“You can herp a derp, but when you herpdie derpie doo-bop-a-wop, then that’s a derp of a herp, and it becomes un-herpable.” The disgusting coward and fake conservative Rand Paul…
Rand Paul Says Coronavirus Relief Bill Mass Spending is “Socialism”
Rand Paul gave a fiery speech in the Senate on Tuesday, denouncing the coronavirus relief bill as “socialism.” We have a major problem in this country, where both sides of…
Congress Pushes Back Against Traitor and Fiend Mitch McConnell
Many in Congress are still refusing to surrender to the BEAST 666 SYSTEM, and are pushing back against the surrenderist Mitch McConnell, who is looking like a turtle flipped on…
Rand Paul: “The Fraud Happened”
Sen. Rand Paul: "The courts haven't decided the facts. They never looked at the facts… The fraud happened. The election in many ways was stolen and the only way it…