qanon shaman – DS https://www.anglinarchive.com Daily Stormer Historical Archive Tue, 21 Jan 2025 00:00:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.0.17 https://www.anglinarchive.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cropped-favicon-32x32.png qanon shaman – DS https://www.anglinarchive.com 32 32 Day One: Trump Pardons Virtually All J6ers! https://www.anglinarchive.com/2025/01/21/day-one-trump-pardons-virtually-all-j6ers/ Tue, 21 Jan 2025 00:00:00 +0000

He didn’t do this the first time, and now he’s done it.

I think he should have pardoned everyone, even if they broke out windows or fought with the cops or whatever. You can say “people shouldn’t break windows,” but it’s a minor crime and these people have been through enough.

But the oppression of the J6ers was a big symbolic thing, representing the total oppression of the normal people of America who opposed the sickening elites sabotaging our elected president and doing a fake election.

Fox News:

President Donald Trump pardoned nearly all Jan. 6 defendants on Monday night, after promising at his inaugural parade to sign an executive order on the matter.

Sitting at the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office, Trump signed off on releasing more than 1,500 charged with crimes stemming from the Jan. 6, 2021, attack at the U.S. Capitol. The order requires the Federal Bureau of Prisons to act immediately on receipt of the pardons.

“Tonight I’m going to be signing on the J6 hostages, pardons to get them out,” Trump said at the parade at Capital One Arena in Washington. “I’m going to the Oval Office and we’ll be signing pardons for a lot of people.”

Those pardoned include Enrique Tarrio, the former Proud Boys chairman, who faced a sentence of 22 years in prison for seditious conspiracy. Tarrio’s attorney told the Associated Press he expects Tarrio to face release Monday evening.

Kikes are mad

Trump previously promised that he would be “acting very quickly” on his first day in office to pardon to the so-called “hostages.”

They were hostages.

That’s correct.

Of course, Negative Nancy (Pelosi not the other one with the shovel jaw, who is actually worse) came out in defense of the brutal police state and the bitch faggot badge niggers.

Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., called Trump’s pardon “shameful,” and said to remember the “courage” of law enforcement “heroes” who “ensured that democracy survived.”

“The President’s actions are an outrageous insult to our justice system and the heroes who suffered physical scars and emotional trauma as they protected the Capitol, the Congress and the Constitution,” Pelosi, who didn’t attend Trump’s inauguration Monday, said in a statement posted to X, formerly known as Twitter.

He also withdrew from the Paris Climate Accords (again) and signed more than 200 other executive orders.

I haven’t seen a full list, I’ve been really focused on getting scammed by Donald Trump’s crypto scheme, but I’ll get back to you on that.

With the J6ers free, we also need to talk about pressing murder charges against the boot-lipped nigger who killed Ashli Babbitt.

Biden did not pardon that particular nigger, and he needs to face the music.

The rap music. 

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QAnon Shaman on the Loose! They Let Him Out! https://www.anglinarchive.com/2023/03/30/qanon-shaman-on-the-loose-they-let-him-out/ Thu, 30 Mar 2023 00:00:00 +0000

GIGANTIC W! QANON SHAMAN FREED! pic.twitter.com/50AyOLSFWS

— Ethan Ralph (@TheRalphRetort) March 30, 2023

When the Republicans finally released the January 6 footage, showing that none of the accused actually did anything, I said it didn’t matter, because it’s already ancient history and the Republicans should be condemned for waiting two years to oppose something they could have opposed on day 1 (and instead chose to side with Democrats for literally no reason).

But I corrected myself, and said that there is one good thing that could come of it, and that was for the J6 patriots to be let out of prison, as it is now proved they were put in prison based on a total hoax.

This week, the QAnon Shaman was let out.

It’s a good thing. It’s not really justice though. He can’t get these two years of his life back. Justice would be prison sentences for the government officials who lied to have him imprisoned, and the judge who sentenced him, and especially that sickening Jew terrorist Merrick Garfield (“Garland”).

At the very least, the government should have to pay him a lot of money for purposefully lying and withholding evidence in order to have him did up for fake crimes. But they won’t give him anything.

Meanwhile, the feds announced last week that they are planning on making 1000 more arrests of January 6 protesters. They made this announcement after the release of the footage showing that no one did anything, seemingly as a way to say to the people of America: “we’re going to do whatever we want to you and you can’t do anything about it.”

But hey – it’s possible that the US dollar will collapse in the next few months and then it will be possible for Donald Trump to win the 2024 election. That’s possible. It’s not likely, but it’s possible.

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New 1/6 Footage Shows QAnon Shaman was Being Led Around by the Cops the Whole Time https://www.anglinarchive.com/2023/03/07/new-1-6-footage-shows-qanon-shaman-was-being-led-around-by-the-cops-the-whole-time/ Tue, 07 Mar 2023 00:00:00 +0000

Why did Tucker Carlson get this footage exclusively?

Is it because he’s the Pied Piper, leading us into Joe Biden’s war with the Chinese, so he can put a full clampdown on all of us?

Regardless: it is important footage.

New York Post:

Newly revealed surveillance footage from Jan. 6, 2021, shows two Capitol Police officers escorting Jacob Chansley, the behorned so-called “QAnon Shaman” who has come to symbolize the riot, through the halls of the Capitol and to the very door of the US Senate.

The footage aired on Tucker Carlson’s Fox News show Monday night shows the officers closely following Chansley as he wanders the corridors of the Capitol, bare-chested and wearing face paint and a luxuriant fur hat with Viking horns.

“Virtually every moment of his time inside the Capitol was caught on tape,” says Carlson, who was granted exclusive access by House Speaker Kevin McCarthy to 40,000 hours of surveillance footage from that day inside and around the Capitol, which has never been seen before by the public.

“The tapes show the Capitol Police never stopped Jacob Chansley. They helped him. They acted as his tour guides.”

At one point, the officers are seen walking Chansley past seven other police officers milling around outside the Senate chamber, who barely give him a second look.

Then they escort him to various entrances of the chamber that appear to be locked. Eventually, they help him open a door, and he enters the chamber.

Chansley, a 33-year-old Navy veteran from Arizona, has been jailed for almost four years for “obstructing an official proceeding.”

In a jailhouse interview played by Carlson, he says: “The one very serious regret that I have [is] believing that when we were waved in by police officers, that it was acceptable.”

These cops have to have been told to do this. It’s not normal to invite rioters into the building and lead them around – especially when there are alarms going off and government officials literally escaping into tunnels like rats.

The Shaman gave interviews before and after his sentencing, and he said “the cops were escorting me around,” and the media said he was insane. Mind you, we already had some footage of the cops opening the doors and leading people into the Capitol single file.

I was streaming on 1/6, and I said that night that it was Charlottesville Part 2 – a staged hoax to back up a narrative about evil right-wing terrorists.

Once again, I was correct, as I am about everything.

Tucker Carlson is now getting secret footage from someone, somehow. But it doesn’t matter. The damage is done. We proved Charlottesville was a hoax, and the government admitted it, but the narrative was already set in people’s minds.

That’s the thing about the media: they can lie and know they’re going to get caught lying and it doesn’t matter as long as they don’t get caught immediately. If they have months or years to push a narrative, no one will stop believing that narrative when the truth finally comes out.

It just goes on and on with these Jews.

Here’s the full Tucker Carlson segment.

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QAnon Shaman Sentenced to 41 Months for Trespassing https://www.anglinarchive.com/2021/11/17/qanon-shaman-sentenced-to-41-months-for-trespassing/ Wed, 17 Nov 2021 00:00:00 +0000

Wow, this is completely insane. (That sentence doesn’t have any meaning anymore, does it?)

RT:

Jacob Chansley, better known as the ‘QAnon Shaman,’ has been sentenced to 41 months in prison for his role in the January 6 US Capitol riot. He pleaded guilty to obstruction of an official government proceeding.

Wearing a horned helmet, furs and facepaint, Chansley became one of the most prominent faces of the riot on the day Congress met to certify the results of the 2020 election. He turned himself in to police on January 9 and was indicted on six counts, including civil disorder and “parading, demonstrating, or picketing in the Capitol building.” The other charges were dropped as part of his plea agreement in September.

Prosecutors called for the maximum sentence of 51 months while the defense asked for a “significant downward departure” from the 41-month minimum, citing a variety of extenuating circumstances. US District Judge Royce Lamberth ultimately handed down the 41-month sentence on Wednesday.

While the media and many US politicians have referred to the events of January 6 as an “insurrection,” neither Chansley nor any of the several hundred people arrested and indicted over the riot was actually charged with that offense.

The QAnon Shaman was invited into the Capitol by the cops. They literally waved him inside. Even if it was trespassing, he didn’t know he was trespassing.

I don’t think he’s even going to get time served. Glenn Greenwald said before the sentencing that they were refusing to give him time served. Which means that he’s actually serving the entire 51 months.

People apparently don’t remember that the Brett Kavanaugh rape hoaxsters did this exact same thing.

The US court system is an absolute joke.

Anyone who takes this seriously is a joke.

You simply cannot expect justice. In fact, you can’t expect not to be abused.

You have to just stay out of these people’s way.

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QAnon Shaman Pleads Guilty https://www.anglinarchive.com/2021/09/04/qanon-shaman-pleads-guilty/ Sat, 04 Sep 2021 00:00:00 +0000

Frankly, I support the QAnon Shaman and all of the Capitol Stormers, but this is a bitch move.

I mean, getting tortured in a special political prison run by blacks for sure sucks. But at some point, you’ve gotta take a stand.

ABC News:

The Arizona man seen sporting a Viking helmet and fur vest during the Jan. 6 insurrection at the U.S. Capitol pleaded guilty Friday to one felony count related to his participation in the riot.

Jacob Chansley, the self-proclaimed “QAnon Shaman” who entered the Senate chamber and left an ominous note on a desk for then-Vice President Mike Pence, pleaded guilty to unlawfully obstructing an official proceeding — the most serious charge in the government’s indictment against him.

The other five charges against Chansley were dropped as part of a plea agreement he entered into with federal prosecutors.

Wait, I thought the most serious charge was insurrection and trying to overthrow the government?

Heh.

Funny that’s not the charge, huh?

Chansley is set to be sentenced November 17 and his conviction carries a maximum sentence of up to 20 years in federal prison — although another Capitol rioter who pleaded guilty to the same felony charge last month was only sentenced to eight months.

Chansley’s attorney, Al Watkins, said during a Friday hearing that he is seeking Chansley’s release pending sentencing, which a federal prosecutor said the government would oppose.

Chansley is one of the few rioters who has remained detained over the past eight months despite not being accused of participating in any violence against law enforcement during the riot.

Detained in 23 hour solitary!

Which is defined as “torture.”

Prosecutors argued he posed a danger to the public given his actions on Jan. 6, noting that he was among the first 30 members of the pro-Trump mob to enter the building and that he carried an American flag tied to a pole with a sharp object at the tip, which the government characterized as a “dangerous weapon.”

Upon entering the Senate chamber, Chansley could be seen in videos calling on other rioters to join him up on the dais where Pence was previously presiding over the counting of the electoral college vote.

He could also be seen telling people not to do vandalism or eat the muffins in the snack room.

He was talking to the cops – who had invited him into the building – and they were saying he had a right to be there.

This is all on video.

These hoaxes have gone too far, and The Shaman should have gone to trial on these bullshit charges instead of taking a plea.

But hey – I’m not the one getting tortured.

So though I disagree, I can understand.

It’s just…

It’s all so tiresome.

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QAnon Shaman to Plead Insanity on Illegitimate Trespassing Charges https://www.anglinarchive.com/2021/07/23/qanon-shaman-to-plead-insanity-on-illegitimate-trespassing-charges/ Fri, 23 Jul 2021 00:00:00 +0000

Frankly, I disliked the QAnon Shaman ever since he got into a fight with Nick Fuentes at the Stop the Steal rally in Arizona. He just seemed really faggy and stupid.

But it was obvious he was being theatrical. He isn’t really a “shaman,” whatever that even means – he was just trying to build a brand on theatrics like Marilyn Manson or Alex Jones.

But combine the fact that most Americans are too stupid to understand the concept of a “a presentation” being different than the actual person, and the fact that he is a pussy and a fag, and you have a mental illness plea for his trespassing charges.

Reuters:

The participant in the Jan. 6 U.S. Capitol riots nicknamed the “QAnon Shaman” is negotiating a possible plea deal with prosecutors, after prison psychologists found he suffers from a variety of mental illnesses, his attorney said.

In an interview, defense lawyer Albert Watkins said that officials at the federal Bureau of Prisons, or BOP, have diagnosed his client Jacob Chansley with transient schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, depression and anxiety.

The BOP’s findings, which have not yet been made public, suggest Chansley’s mental condition deteriorated due to the stress of being held in solitary confinement at a jail in Alexandria, Virginia, Watkins said.

“As he spent more time in solitary confinement … the decline in his acuity was noticeable, even to an untrained eye,” Watkins said in an interview on Thursday.

Every single person on earth will have their mental health deteriorate in solitary confinement. It’s classified by the United Nations and most countries as a form of torture, and that is not some exaggeration.

Everyone will eventually go insane if they are in solitary for long enough, just by the nature of the thing. This has been widely studied and you can look it up.

This shit is so serious that people who protest against it use art that looks like an Iron Maidan cover.

It’s also much more expensive than just keeping people in one big open space together, so it is not remotely close to being deniable that the US federal government is torturing the Capitol Stormers on purpose.

He said Chansley’s 2006 mental health records from his time in the U.S. Navy show a similar diagnosis to the BOP’s.

A spokesman for the U.S. Attorney’s office declined to comment on the case.

Chansley is one of the most recognizable of the hundreds of Donald Trump supporters who stormed the Capitol after the then-president in a fiery speech falsely claimed that his November election defeat was the result of fraud.

Chansley, of Arizona, was photographed inside the Capitol wearing a horned headdress, shirtless and heavily tattooed. He is a supporter of the QAnon conspiracy theory that casts Trump as a savior figure and elite Democrats as a cabal of Satanist pedophiles and cannibals.

He faces charges including civil disorder and obstructing an official proceeding.

Watkins did not say what Chansley was considering pleading guilty to, but defendants negotiating plea deals typically seek to plead to a less serious charge to reduce their potential prison sentences.

Watkins said authorities will need to determine how Chansley can get access to the treatment he needs to “actively participate in his own defense.” Pleading guilty to a charge negates the need for a trial, but defendants still have to be declared mentally competent to do so.

Pathetic.

I’m so sick of people being such pussies.

People know my life story – it has not been cozy.

At any time, omeone could throw a bag over my head and I could turn up 72 hours later in a CIA blacksite, where I could spend decades in some kind of Midnight Express type scenario.

But I don’t think about that – ever. I only say it now to tell you, the reader, that shit is real. I don’t think about the consequences for my actions because I’m going to do what I know to be right regardless of the consequences. No one could tell me any possible consequence that would prevent me from doing the right thing by God, because I know that I will be judged some day for what I’ve done on earth.

So the consequences are therefore not worth thinking about.

That is what it means to have faith in God and that is what it means to fear God.

From the beginning, I said: “If I’m gonna ride, it’s gonna be ride or die.”

Frankly, in my view, anyone who isn’t down to ride or die shouldn’t be riding at all.

Yes, obviously being tortured in solitary confinement sucks – but this guy was talking about Pizzagate. Did he think a bunch of satanic child rapists and ritual murderers wouldn’t torture him?

He should have been ready to go or he should have just vaxxed up and dropped out.

These are not mellow times, bro.

This surf is not up and it is not time to hang loose.

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We Must Secure Our Podiums: Lunatic BLM General Demands DC Military Junta be Made Permanent https://www.anglinarchive.com/2021/03/09/we-must-secure-our-podiums-lunatic-blm-general-demands-dc-military-junta-be-made-permanent/ Tue, 09 Mar 2021 10:20:19 +0000

Remember when we told you that the military in the Capitol would be permanent, and that the use of soldiers in law enforcement would spread around the country?

Well, there’s been a big step towards officially making the Capitol Junta permanent.

The lunatic Black Lives Matter “General” who Nancy Pelosi appointed to do a security review of the Capitol following the Capitol Storm has officially recommended a permanent militarization of the Capitol.

RT:

The US Capitol’s policing and surveillance measures are woefully inadequate, a security review launched in the wake of the January 6 riot concluded, calling for hundreds of new officers and a permanent barrier around the building.

Commissioned by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi following the Capitol riot and published on Monday, the security review pointed to major shortfalls at the complex and the surrounding National Capital Region, including issues with police staffing, training, planning and equipment. The review also found the facility itself could be improved with a permanent “mobile fencing option” to replace the temporary metal barrier currently ringing the Capitol.

“As the [temporary] fencing comes down, we recommend it be replaced with a mobile fencing option that is easily erected and deconstructed and an integrated, retractable fencing system in the long term,” the report said, adding that “Such a solution could enable an open campus while giving security forces better options to protect the complex and its members should a threat develop.”

Conducted over six weeks by a 16-member team led by retired Lieutenant General Russel Honore, the review also found that the Capitol police were “understaffed, insufficiently equipped and inadequately trained” during the riot, suggesting the force add some 854 new staff to remedy “personnel shortfalls.” The new hires would fill gaps for regular officers, intelligence specialists, operational planners, supervisors and trainers, among other roles.

That’s his name.

I keep calling him “general.”

He’s the guy who runs that outfit over there.

Pointing to a “slow and cumbersome” decision-making process for the Capitol police leadership, Honore’s team recommended the creation of a “quick reaction force” within the DC National Guard or a federal agency, which could be rapidly activated in the event of a crisis. Along the same lines, it also proposed a new “emergency authority” for the DC National Guard commander to deploy forces without authorization during “extraordinary” circumstances.

In addition to proposed remedies within police and security agencies, the review also said the Capitol itself must develop a “fully integrated” system of surveillance cameras, sensors and alarms, noting that the measures currently in place are somewhat disjointed and unable to operate in tandem. Visitors to the complex must be subjected to greater scrutiny with increased background checks as well, it said.

What is being described there is a high-tech police state machine. What is described is actually even more extreme than what is there now – which is pretty darn extreme.

This will protect the ruling elite from internet conspiracy theorists.

They are threatened by brutal masterminds like this guy:

Of course, as everyone reading this knows, and as I declared the night of the event, the Capitol Storm was a complete and total setup.

I won’t disavow the patriots involved, as I think they were led into a trap.

But we know that the Mayor of DC demanded the police leave the city the day before the event.

We know that the cops had been pulled from the Capitol building almost entirely, ostensibly because of fake pipe bombs. (They still haven’t caught the guy! Despite his unique Nikes, they haven’t caught him! Shockingly similar to how they never caught the guy who sent anthrax to the government after 9/11!).

There were literally less than a dozen cops guarding the entire building, despite the fact that everyone knew there would be a massive protest that day, where people might get out of hand.

We know that the leaders of both the Proud Boys and the Oath Keepers (the two groups that led the “attack” and are now charged with “conspiracy”) are both FBI assets.

We also know that the protesters were waved in by the cops, as the cops stood there by the door. There was a video of it, with the cops standing by the open door as people marched in and one of them saying “I disagree with it, but respect it,” apparently referring to orders he was given to open the doors.

That video was deleted as “disinformation,” even though the account, @disclosetv, is still up. This is the new world. Videos of real events that really happened are being mass deleted so the media can say something else happened. It’s more than just videos of Joe Biden having senior moments.

Thankfully, with this particular video, I wrote about it and included screenshots of the cop standing there, inviting people in.

Without even dissecting the event, we know that these people are now telling us that this is the new face of terrorism:

I’m old enough to remember when this was the face of terrorism:

So it’s especially jarring for me.

So what was the purpose of the setup?

Well, you’re looking at it.

It has served as a jumping off point for a redirection of resources towards a “white terror.”

It allowed them to ban Donald Trump from the internet as an aside.

Apparently, they are afraid that at some point in the impending future, they may have to worry about real mobs of people storming them, with a plan to do something other than take silly pictures.

Ultimately, they are going to start using robots to enforce this police state, because as they’ve made clear, they don’t trust the cops and police.

That might sound stupid or nuts or whatever, but I’m not the one who came up with the idea.

Remember the end of V for Vendetta? When the police put down their guns and let the people march toward Parliament, which V then bombed?

Well, robots won’t lower their guns, because they’re robots. They will just do whatever they’re programmed to do.

What is a Junta?

By the way, it came to me while on the train (whenever I have to take a train, I turn my phone off and think, and usually have many thoughts) that people probably don’t know what the word “junta” means.

People should know what the word is, as it precisely describes what is happening right now in Washington.

Well, firstly, the “J” makes an “H” sound. So you pronounce it like a black person would pronounce the word “hunter.”

Here’s the dictionary definition:

The first few sentences of “military junta” flesh things out a bit, including explaining why that “J” makes the “H” sound:

A military junta (/ˈhʊntə, ˈdʒʌn-/) is a government led by a committee of military leaders. The term junta means “meeting” or “committee” and originated in the national and local junta organized by the Spanish resistance to Napoleon’s invasion of Spain in 1808. The term is now used to refer to an authoritarian form of government characterized by oligarchic military dictatorship, as distinguished from other categories of authoritarian rule, specifically strongman (autocratic military dictatorships); machine (oligarchic party dictatorships); and bossism (autocratic party dictatorships).

A junta often comes to power as a result of a coup d’état. The junta may either formally take power as the nation’s governing body, with the power to rule by decree, or may exercise power by exercising binding (but informal) control over a nominally civilian government. These two forms of junta rule are sometimes called open rule and disguised rule.

Though this is a junta, this is not specifically a military junta, because the leaders of it are not military men. But it is the result of a council of people seizing control in a coup d’état (the election hoax), and they are using the military as a means to enforce their rule.

And it is certainly authoritarian. It is in fact the single most authoritarian government that has ever existed. It is also extremely militaristic in terms of outward facing military aims.

Introducing the word “junta” into your conversations with people about what is going on may prove useful.

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QAnon Shaman Says He Did Nothing Wrong, Cops Waved Him Into Capitol https://www.anglinarchive.com/2021/03/05/qanon-shaman-says-he-did-nothing-wrong/ Fri, 05 Mar 2021 08:15:24 +0000

The QAnon Shaman is obviously a dumbass, and probably some kind of FBI asset, but as he told CBS’s 60 Minutes PLUS, he did nothing wrong when he entered the Capitol building. It isn’t a big deal, and he should be released from jail.

As the Shaman explains, he was waved in by the police. Obviously, the whole situation was an absolute setup, even if this guy isn’t a fed.

The leaders of the two organizations charged with conspiracy to enter the Capitol, the Proud Boys and the Oath Keepers, are both now admitted to have been run by FBI assets.

The Shaman explained that all he did in the Capitol was sing a song, and that he stopped people from stealing muffins.

Although the interview is mildly bizarre, much more bizarre is the material from CBS, which has a alien-looking woman explaining that this is a dark attack on our democracy and the face of extremism. She also explains, falsely, that the election was legitimate.

She says that she is surprised that the Shaman hasn’t completely changed his entire worldview as a result of being charged with trespassing. It is confusing that she would expect that to happen.

I wonder how many people in America believe this guy is the face of a revolutionary terrorist movement that poses an existential threat to democracy? What is going on in people’s brains?

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Cartoon Crossover: Snarf Hires Skelator’s Son as His Attorney in Kangaroo Court https://www.anglinarchive.com/2021/02/09/cartoon-crossover-snarf-hires-skelators-son-as-his-attorney-in-kangaroo-court/ Tue, 09 Feb 2021 20:39:30 +0000

You might have giggled when you realized that the QAnon Shaman reminded you of the Snarf from the Thundercats, but the Shaman’s new lawyer is no giggling matter.

The QAnon Shaman has hired Al Watkins to defend him. Watkins is the son of the famous Etherian nationalist Richard Watkins, who most people know as “Skelator.”

If Watkins looks familiar, it’s because you’re thinking of Skelator. However, Skelator was taken into custody by Eternian forces in 1991, and hanged after a short show trial at which he was accused of using a machine to masturbate people to death.

Skelator’s last word were “I’ll get you for this, He-Man!!!!!”

You might also recognize Al Watkins because he’s also the attorney of that guy in St. Louis who tried to murder a crowd of innocent black rioters peacefully protesting against the white race in his front yard.

He was also on Chris Cuomo when he was representing that guy, however, he was introduced as “Albert Watkins” instead of “Al Watkins.”

Does Chris Cuomo think we wouldn’t realize it was the same guy? Does he work for the Chris Cuomo Show?

This skinny man, looking like he has HIV-AIDS, in his David Byrne suit, is some kind of recurring character?

Is this like the Masturabating Bear from Conan O’Brien?

Do you remember Conan O’Brien?

Do you remember the 1990s at all?

Because I don’t.

As far as I can tell, I only started existing about two months ago, and I’m totally implanted with fake memories. I’m not even sure I’ve ever left this room in my entire existence. In fact, I am actually convinced that the only thing that exists in all of reality is me, this screen, and the Uber Eats guy, who I have determined is the same guy showing up in different rubber masks.

There are three players in this game: me, the screen and the Uber Eats shapeshifter.

I have continually asked: what is his end game?

But perhaps I should be asking: what is my end game? 

Somehow, I have to decrypt the memories, using some kind of code.

However, I’m happy to say that I’ve found my Rosetta Stone:

The next time I eat food, which is either going to be tomorrow or the next day, I’m going to pass the Uber Eats guy a thumb drive with a copy of “Industrial Society and Its Future” on it, and see how he responds.

This is the first puzzle:

Editor’s Note: No, I’m not drunk. Just bored. I spent a long time working on some thing I didn’t finish today. Every day I have to write at least 12 articles. I don’t really know if this is still a good system. But whatever. Traffic is up, actually, quite significantly. So I’m now filling out the page with articles, some of which might be experimental. I’ve been thinking about the fact that everyone has already gone insane, and is simply in a pacified state. After a year in the house, 2/3rds of Americans think we should stay in the house indefinitely. This is serious derangement in 66% of the population. Total disconnect from reality. So: what is going on in these people’s heads? They say schizophrenia is genetic, but I haven’t really seen that proven. They just show brain scans and say “the brain shows schizophrenia” – but yo, hold up “dawg” – isn’t neural activity, and thus neural pathway formation determined by the thoughts and emotions the person is experiencing? There’s a right jolly chance that everyone is going to start developing some type of schizophrenia in the near future, or that they already have and it just isn’t evidenced yet because they’re being pacified by drugs and pornography. The world leaders are also themselves insane, and have a stupid plan to edit their genes to live forever and implant microchips in everyone’s brains so they can control their thoughts. Like, why would that be your plan? California Congressman Eric Swalwell had sexual congress with a Chinese spy and when the media asked him about it he said “I’m receiving death threats.” He’s a member of the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence. No one is driving this bus, man, and it’s gone off the rails. But seriously though: once they start implanting computer chips in people’s heads that can control their thoughts, aren’t the people who don’t have them going to start thinking that they wouldn’t know if they had one or not? Like, once the first person is announced as having a commercially marketed brain chip, won’t everyone start asking “how do I know my memories are real?” Elon Musk says the brain chip will be up for sale in 2030. Human trials will start this year.

Musk said on Clubhouse last week that he put a computer chip in the brain of a monkey and the monkey is using it to play video games. “Edit our genes so we can live forever and then also implant computer chips in everyone’s brain so we can control their thoughts” is not a reasonable agenda. Musk is saying that people can take out loans to buy the brain chip because it will make people super geniuses and they will easily be able to make billions and pay back the loan. This is all happening now, in real life. The Chinese spy Eric Swalwell had sex with was named “Fang Fang.” Even after all this, the craziest part of all is that Eric Swalwell had sex with a vagina.

So… basically, you need to check out this Jesus thing.

Editor’s Note 2: Editor Strikes Back: The first editor’s note is also part of the experiment style. But yeah, Musk really said last week the monkey could play video games with his thoughts. I was going to write about it, but I don’t really know how to write about this topic, other than buried in some meta gibberish that no one is going to read to the bottom of. The elephant in the room here is the rate at which technology is developing, and the fact that there is no illuminati.

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Feds Back Down from Claims of “Assassination Plot” at the Capitol https://www.anglinarchive.com/2021/01/16/feds-back-down-from-claims-of-assassination-plot-at-the-capitol/ Sat, 16 Jan 2021 07:57:52 +0000

Apparently, claiming that the QAnon Shaman was using secret military hand signals to order a squad of assassins move in to murder members of Congress was just so stupid that not even fed prosecutors could say it without cracking up laughing.

Sources say that the feds were forced to withdraw the charges due to a belief that no one in their ranks would be able to say it publicly without bursting into strong laughter, which could lead the public to believe that fed prosecutors are dishonest, and actually, a complete joke.

AP:

Federal prosecutors who initially said there was “strong evidence” the pro-Trump mob that stormed the U.S. Capitol last week aimed to “capture and assassinate elected officials” backed away from the allegation after the head of the investigation cautioned Friday that the probe is still in its early stages and there was no “direct evidence” of such intentions.

The accusation came in a court filing by prosecutors late Thursday in Phoenix in the case against Jacob Chansley, the Arizona man who took part in the insurrection while sporting face paint, no shirt and a furry hat with horns.

“Strong evidence, including Chansley’s own words and actions at the Capitol, supports that the intent of the Capitol rioters was to capture and assassinate elected officials in the United States Government,” a prosecutor wrote in a memo urging the judge to keep Chansley behind bars. But at a hearing for Chansley later in the day in Phoenix, another prosecutor, Todd Allison, struck the line from the memo.

Allison said the statement may very well end up being appropriate at Chansley’s trial, but said prosecutors didn’t want to mislead the court and don’t have to rely on the stricken statement to argue that he should remain in jail. Ultimately, a judge on Friday ordered Chansley to be jailed until his trial.

Reports are that Allison read the document, started cracking up laughing, and then looked at the team that wrote it and said “brah,” before pausing for a long time and then again saying, “brah.”

Earlier on Friday, Michael Sherwin, acting U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia, backed away from the assassination claims, saying they have “no direct evidence at this point of kill, capture teams.”

Sherwin said there appears to have been confusion among some prosecutors in part because of the complexity of the investigation and number of people involved. Prosecutors raised a similar prospect Thursday in the case of a former Air Force officer who they alleged carried plastic zip-tie handcuffs because he intended “to take hostages.”

The sprawling investigation involves multiple cities and jurisdictions, in part because so many of the rioters simply went home; only 13 were arrested in the moments after the building was cleared.

The FBI has been investigating whether any of the rioters had plotted to kidnap members of Congress and hold them hostage, focusing particularly on the men seen carrying plastic zip-tie handcuffs and pepper spray.

Although the assassination claim from the court filing was stricken by prosecutors, prosecutors didn’t back away from the statement that Chansley, when climbing up to the dais where Vice President Mike Pence had been presiding moments earlier, wrote a threatening note to Pence that said: “It’s only a matter of time, justice is coming.”

This is – no joke – a reference to a belief by Jake that Pence is involved in a pedophile conspiracy, involving underground tunnels, cannibalism and Tom Hanks.

Lin Wood and others have been claiming that Pence is involved in that sort of dirty business for some time now.

Everyone knows that, including the prosecutors.

“Justice is coming” is not and can never be construed as a death threat by a court.

Pence and congressional leaders had been ushered out of the chamber by the Secret Service and U.S. Capitol Police shortly before the rioters stormed into the room.

Chansley’s attorney, Gerald Williams, said he hasn’t seen any images of his client engaging in dangerous conduct while in the Capitol. “He was merely there acting as a protester,” Williams said, pointing out that his client has no prior criminal history and agreed to talk to investigators.

That’s a bad move.

The lawyer should be the only one talking to investigators.

Allison said Chansley was proud of his actions on the day of the insurrection and wanted to go to Washington for Biden’s inauguration on Wednesday. Allison described Chansley as someone who believes in conspiracy theories and “is not connected to reality.”

They’re kinda setting him up for an insanity plea there, no?

U.S. Magistrate Judge Deborah Fine, in ordering Chansley jailed until trial, concluded he is at risk of fleeing and obstructing justice in his case and poses a danger to the community. Echoing the words of prosecutors, Fine said it was appropriate to say Chansley was an active participant in a violent insurrection that attempted to overthrow the government.

Fine said Chansley went through barricades, was among the first people to force their way into the Capitol building, disobeyed orders by an officer to leave, refused the officer’s request to use Chansley’s bullhorn to tell rioters to leave the Senate chamber and wrote the note to the vice president.

“Mr. Chansley’s idea of protesting is committing the unlawful acts that we are discussing here,” Fine said.

Just a note: “Fine” is almost exclusively an Ashkenazi Jewish name. One would think that due to the publicly stated hatred of Donald Trump by the Jews, with the Israeli lobbying group the Anti-Defamation League being continually at the forefront of the war against Trump, Judge Fine’s Jewishness would be reason for her to recuse herself from this case.

Jews are also the number one group that hates QAnon and that hates America and white people in general. There is a very clear conflict of interest with any Jew presiding over this case.

Chansley, who calls himself the “QAnon Shaman” and has long been a fixture at Trump rallies, was arrested Saturday at the FBI field office in Phoenix.

News photos show him at the riot shirtless, with his face painted and wearing a fur hat with horns, carrying a U.S. flag attached to a wooden pole topped with a spear.

QAnon is an apocalyptic and convoluted conspiracy theory spread largely through the internet and promoted by some right-wing extremists.

It is also 100% factual, which is why no one has ever done a radiological scan of the grounds around Tom Hanks’ house.

Chansley told investigators he came to the Capitol “at the request of the president that all ‘patriots’ come to D.C. on January 6, 2021.” An indictment unsealed Tuesday in Washington charges him with civil disorder, obstruction of an official proceeding, disorderly conduct in a restricted building, and demonstrating in a Capitol building. He hasn’t entered a plea to the charges.

More than 80 people are facing charges stemming from the violence, including more than 40 people in federal court. Dozens more were arrested for violating a curfew that night.

The federal charges brought so far are primarily for crimes such as illegal entry, but prosecutors have said they are weighing more serious charges against at least some of the rioters. Some were highly-trained ex-military and police.

These Jews are literally using military service against the protesters. You can just see it now: “Judge Fine said that Bill Johnson was especially dangerous, having been trained by the US military and deployed to fight wars for my home country of Israel in the Middle East.”

Jews are truly an amazing people, the way that they can use your service to them as a way to harm you. The only other creatures on earth that are capable of this are women.

Sherwin said this week that he has organized a group of national security and public corruption prosecutors whose sole focus is to bring sedition charges for the “most heinous acts that occurred in the Capitol.”

The Air Force officer, Col. Larry Rendall Brock, Jr., was arrested Sunday in Texas after being photographed on the Senate floor during the deadly riot wearing a helmet and heavy vest and carrying plastic zip-tie handcuffs.

“He means to kidnap, restrain, perhaps try, perhaps execute members of the U.S. government,” Assistant U.S. Attorney Jay Weimer said, without providing specifics.

Brock’s attorney, Brook Antonio II, noted that he has only been charged with misdemeanors. Antonio said there was no direct evidence of Brock breaking doors or windows to get into the Capitol, or doing anything violent once he was inside.

“Jay Weimer,” huh?

He must be a Filipino.

Man, I just can’t hardly take it anymore. Reading these Jews say “he’s especially dangerous because he volunteered to fight wars for my home country of Israel” makes me want to smash my computer against the wall. It is just truly unbelievable, what these creatures will do, and it frankly should make any of you have one single thought running through your head: “HITLER WAS WAY TOO NICE.”

If Hitler had been a hardcore like, former cage fighter instead of an emo painter, maybe he would have done what needed to be done instead of sending these rats to vacation soccer camps with swimming pools and medical inspected brothels.

Thank Jesus that these Italians are able to go toe-to-toe with them. Sort of. Sometimes. If we didn’t have these Italian lawyers defending us, we’d all just be in prison already for being white.

Frankly

I think a lot of these people are going to get off on misdemeanor trespassing.

Obviously, there are a lot worse things coming down the line for the whole country, but a lot of these actual stormers are probably going to get somewhat fair trials. This whole “secret plan to take over the government and murder Congressmen on the orders of Donald Trump” is going to fall apart, and it’s already falling apart.

It’s not going to be fair, obviously, but I don’t think it’s going to be a James Fields type situation for most of these guys.

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