Day One: Trump Pardons Virtually All J6ers!
He didn’t do this the first time, and now he’s done it. I think he should have pardoned everyone, even if they broke out windows or fought with the cops…
QAnon Shaman on the Loose! They Let Him Out!
GIGANTIC W! QANON SHAMAN FREED! pic.twitter.com/50AyOLSFWS — Ethan Ralph (@TheRalphRetort) March 30, 2023 When the Republicans finally released the January 6 footage, showing that none of the accused actually did…
New 1/6 Footage Shows QAnon Shaman was Being Led Around by the Cops the Whole Time
Why did Tucker Carlson get this footage exclusively? Is it because he’s the Pied Piper, leading us into Joe Biden’s war with the Chinese, so he can put a full…
QAnon Shaman Sentenced to 41 Months for Trespassing
Wow, this is completely insane. (That sentence doesn’t have any meaning anymore, does it?) RT: Jacob Chansley, better known as the ‘QAnon Shaman,’ has been sentenced to 41 months in…
QAnon Shaman Pleads Guilty
Frankly, I support the QAnon Shaman and all of the Capitol Stormers, but this is a bitch move. I mean, getting tortured in a special political prison run by blacks…
QAnon Shaman to Plead Insanity on Illegitimate Trespassing Charges
Frankly, I disliked the QAnon Shaman ever since he got into a fight with Nick Fuentes at the Stop the Steal rally in Arizona. He just seemed really faggy and…
We Must Secure Our Podiums: Lunatic BLM General Demands DC Military Junta be Made Permanent
Remember when we told you that the military in the Capitol would be permanent, and that the use of soldiers in law enforcement would spread around the country? Well, there’s…
QAnon Shaman Says He Did Nothing Wrong, Cops Waved Him Into Capitol
The QAnon Shaman is obviously a dumbass, and probably some kind of FBI asset, but as he told CBS’s 60 Minutes PLUS, he did nothing wrong when he entered the…
Cartoon Crossover: Snarf Hires Skelator’s Son as His Attorney in Kangaroo Court
You might have giggled when you realized that the QAnon Shaman reminded you of the Snarf from the Thundercats, but the Shaman’s new lawyer is no giggling matter. The QAnon…
Feds Back Down from Claims of “Assassination Plot” at the Capitol
Apparently, claiming that the QAnon Shaman was using secret military hand signals to order a squad of assassins move in to murder members of Congress was just so stupid that…