pranks – DS https://www.anglinarchive.com Daily Stormer Historical Archive Tue, 04 Sep 2018 00:00:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.0.17 https://www.anglinarchive.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cropped-favicon-32x32.png pranks – DS https://www.anglinarchive.com 32 32 Weird Mulatto Dumps a Sack of Flour on White Granny https://www.anglinarchive.com/2018/09/04/weird-mulatto-dumps-a-sack-of-flour-on-white-granny/ Tue, 04 Sep 2018 00:00:00 +0000 Joe Jones
Daily Stormer
September 4, 2018

WHY?

What possible reason could there be to do this?

WTHR:

A man who police say assaulted a grandmother at the Beech Grove Walmart is now under arrest.

It happened Wednesday around 2 p.m. and was shown during a Facebook Live stream.

The video, posted on a page belonging to Phillip Weaver with a comment “This was fun” shows a man sneaking up behind the woman.

He can then be seen pouring a bag of flour over the grandmother’s head as she shrieks. The man can be seen in the video laughing as he runs from the store.

An off-duty IMPD officer working at the Walmart was alerted by staff.

In his report, the woman was crying and told him this happened while she was buying clothes for her grandchildren. The officer says he was then able to identify the suspect as Phillip Weaver.

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Oz: Chinese Butthurt After Nazis Pull-off Anti-Chink Prank https://www.anglinarchive.com/2017/07/26/oz-chinese-butthurt-after-nazis-pull-off-anti-chink-prank/ Wed, 26 Jul 2017 00:00:00 +0000 Zeiger
Daily Stormer
July 26, 2017

Wait – why were chinks allowed in Australian universities in the first place?

The dingoes’ legendary shitposting abilities are demonstrated once again for all the world to see.

Truly amazing how China got collectively #triggered by a few well placed posters. Writing them in the Chink’s native moonrunes was a particularly nice touch.

My inside source from Antipodean Resistance had the following to say about the prank:

We thought that it was about time that the Chinese got pranked, and being the biggest IRL shitposters us Aussies had a duty to do it well. Given the typical nature of our posters, if we wanted to specifically target the Chinese and have them notice it, we had to take a different approach. This is where we got the idea to make posters with the official university logos and Chinese student union logos.

The contents said “Attention! No Chinese are allowed within this area. If intrusion occurs, deportation will likely happen.” in Chinese. The idea behind this being that the Chinese would panic, be afraid to enter buildings, report to the office wasting the system’s time, especially with the amount of Chinese that can’t speak a word of English. They’d also spread it like wildfire on social media warning each other, unsure as to whether it was legit. We put our name on the back as a proof that it was us that had done it, and of course they wouldn’t know until they had taken down the posters.

With the official uni and union logos it meant that the unions had to officially disavow the posters and claim them as fake, boosting the media presence the event would have.

The results of this were even better than expected. The entire nest of Chinese bug-people is really, really angry. Thousands of posts on social media about it mostly in their own language and on their own platforms, as well as many in the uni stalker spaces in English. Before the day was even over Chinese language media outlets were reporting on it.

hk.com.cc

big5.china.com

Other Chinese news reports include this one. But shortly after the initial burst of Chinese and local news coverage, the story exploded onto the international floor.

Daily Mail:

Melbourne university students returned to classes this week to find racist posters targeting Chinese students plastered across their campuses.

Officials from Monash University and the University of Melbourne confirmed to Daily Mail Australia that a number of offensive flyers had been discovered and removed.

Both universities said they had reported the posters to police and handed over CCTV footage in a bid to catch the perpetrators.

The posters distressed students who spotted them, according to a post in a student Facebook group on Monday.

Reports indicate the distressed students emitted strong pheromones to ward off their fellow chinks from the potential danger.

The story was also picked up by the New York Times, ABC, the Herald Sun and 9News.

This just goes to show that with a little imagination, even simple pranks such as these can turn into major international news.

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Norway: Right-Wing Practical Jokes Ensue! https://www.anglinarchive.com/2017/07/09/norway-right-wing-practical-jokes-ensue/ Sun, 09 Jul 2017 00:00:00 +0000 Lauritz Von Guildhausen
Daily Stormer
July 9, 2017

 Removing a masterpiece such as this is the real crime here.

We’ve written before about how the Windmill of Friendship rustles normie jimmies. Indeed, this particular symbol superimposed on a red and white background merits a greater police response than your average sexual emergency or even murder, with the media taking great care to cover the incident in great detail.

With this in mind, some high energy pranksters went out and made sure that the establishment butt maintained a maximum level of hurt even as it tried to recover from Pride week.

First off, a swastika was painted onto the rocks near a World War II memorial site in Rogaland where 89 German soldiers met their heroic end. The event was naturally front-page material, as a swastika of this quality is very rare indeed. The flag was ultimately removed with a pressure washer and no police charges were filed, though everyone is incredibly upset by what amounts to a no-holds barred holocaust on their feels. Personally, I wish to remind the artist(s) to use acrylic paint next time, possibly combined with a primer.

Next up was a bit of high-flying hijinks, as the Wehrmacht Windmill of Friendship was raised on top of a crane. The construction company in charge of this wayward crane issued the following response:

We did not know anything about this nazi-flag. A flag like this does not correspond with our values and we will make sure the flag is removed as soon as possible.

Please note how the construction company had not already removed the offending flag. 😉

Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.

The flag increases a crane’s lift capacity by at least 14.88%.

Not content with simply displaying the windmill of friendship all over the country however, the pranksters also struck back against the gay-lobby who had captured Oslo for the weekend, by cutting down some real eyesores located in the city center.

Fly a pride flag and the government will throw money for queer studies at you, fly a Windmill of Friendship and they will call the police. Such is Norway in 2017.

The story was originally reported as a theft, and the arrangers are hoping to have their flags returned to them. However, footage taken by the pranksters might extinguish hopes of seeing these flags again. What a shame.

To discover what really threatens the status quo, find out what causes the maximum amount of butthurt with the least amount of effort.

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Pine Kampf: Jewish Community Under Siege by Anti-Semitic Pine Cones! https://www.anglinarchive.com/2017/06/01/pine-kampf-jewish-community-under-siege-by-anti-semitic-pine-cones/ Thu, 01 Jun 2017 00:00:00 +0000 Goy Orbison
Daily Stormer
June 1, 2017

Every generation has a tragedy that marks the beginning of a new era. The Boomers had the JFK assassination, we had the 9/11 attacks, and now something even more horrifying has emerged.

Pittsburgh Post-Gazette:

For the third time in seven months, Mt. Lebanon police have been called upon to investigate an anti-Semitic message left in a public area.

“Kill the Jews!” was found spelled out in pine cones with a swastika on a curb at the corner of Overlook Drive and Arden Road early Tuesday morning, Mt. Lebanon police Lt. Duane Fisher said.

The horror!

This is shades of the six million all over again!

Lt. Fisher said police canvassed the residential neighborhood — about two blocks north of Beverly Road — and are hoping to find a home with a driveway or front door camera, which could possibly provide clues to identify the perpetrator.

We can only hope they get to the bottom of this! Somebody’s got to stop these pine-cone wielding Nazis! What next, acorns shaped like an Iron Cross?

Not since Edward Norton cut off Murray Trunkstein’s “shylock nose” has there been such a heinous tree-related hate crime!

Normally I’d write this off as a “Watcha Doin There Rabbi?” scenario, because most of these incidents are faked by Jews to drum up sympathy. It’s hard to believe it’s actually someone driven by Nazi ideology.

On the other hand, there are some signs this might be the work of Generation Zyklon. Apparently, Mt. Lebanon, PA is a hot spot for the emergent new Hitler Youth:

Asked whether the latest anti-Semitic message could be linked to two similar incidents last year at Mt. Lebanon schools, Lt. Fisher said it’s unlikely due to the location and circumstances.

In December, four small swastikas were drawn into a windowsill of a girls’ bathroom at Jefferson Middle School, and a racial slur had been painted on a tackling dummy on the field.

Two months earlier, a swastika was drawn into the mulch near the Washington Elementary School playground. A student at Mellon Middle School admitted he drew it.

When I was in high school, you’d occasionally find swastikas next to gang graffiti, curse words, etc., in the men’s room. But now middle school kids, including girls (!), are drawing them for a good laugh.

@POTUS: “Cool prank, little Johnny. Want to bring that pine cone swastika to the White House?” (if only…)

“There’s nothing to indicate that” the incidents are related, Lt. Fisher said. “It’s a different part of town. But, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was someone in the same age group that isn’t aware of the weight of their words and what they’re writing and the potential impact it has on people.”

Even a neighbor with a Jewy (although could be Austrian) sounding surname waved it off as a prank.

CBS Pittsburgh:

“This is a really inclusive neighborhood. Go around, you’ll see signs written in Spanish, English and Arabic welcoming people,” Nancy Kirschner said.

The home that the message was left out in front of is currently vacant, so police don’t believe it’s a targeted threat.

“I’m just guessing it’s kids thinking it’s funny and not realizing the impact that their humor could have on other people,” Kirschner said.

The best part about this story is she’s probably right. Antisemitism is a big hit with the kids these days, with the popularity of sites like The Daily Stormer, online communities like /pol/ and the hilarious memes that get shared all around the web. Humor plays a big, if not the biggest, part of this rising new Nazism.

Whether it’s seniors at a Texas high school Roman saluting and yelling “Heil Hitler” during their class photo,

or during their German class,

or when they’re playing Nazi Beer Pong, kids today are giving less and less of a fuck about the plight of muh six million lampshade people. This is an excellent development and the more time passes, the less they will care.

Organized Jewry is starting to take notice, however. Back in Mt. Lebanon, the aforementioned incidents sparked a reaction from scrambling school administrators. And of course the Jewsual Suspects had to get their little shakedown operations involved.

As a result of the incidents last year, Mt. Lebanon School District superintendent Timothy Steinhauer said in January the district was taking steps to educate students and reinforce its policies of non-discrimination.

“We have redoubled our efforts with students,” Mr. Steinhauer told school board members earlier this year.

Those efforts have included age-appropriate programs aimed at ensuring that all schools provide a safe and welcoming environment for all students, and meeting with local clergy and rabbis, Mr. Steinhauer said.

Mr. Steinhauer said the district sought guidance from the Jewish Community Center of Greater Pittsburgh, which provided educational resources for each grade level.

“We continue to look for opportunities to be more effective,” including hosting a regional leadership training program for schools in the South Hills this summer through the Anti-Defamation League, he said.

After looking up Mt. Lebanon’s demographics, which make it look like Heaven on earth, it’s basically all white and mostly Catholic. The “other” category and the kosher chameleon/”my fellow white people” phenomenon make it harder to track, but it doesn’t seem like there are that many Jews there. And yet somehow, rabbis and multiple Jewish groups stick their noses in and undoubtedly the taxpayer is picking up the tab for “educational resources” and “regional leadership training programs.” And for what – some pine cones and some light-hearted bathroom graffiti?

The more I think about it though, the more I wonder if this was an A. Wyatt Mann cartoon come to life after all.

In the mind of a Jew, even pine cones can turn into Hitler at any moment.

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Epic Prank: Clever Goy Transforms Jew Menorah Into Swastika https://www.anglinarchive.com/2017/01/02/epic-prank-clever-goy-transforms-jew-menorah-into-swastika/ Mon, 02 Jan 2017 00:00:00 +0000 Zeiger
Daily Stormer
January 2, 2017

A marked improvement. I don’t know how anyone could claim this is “vandalism.”

I’ve said in a recent essay that respect is fear. Once our enemies become paranoid that there’s Nazis hiding in every nook and cranny, instead of seeing us as a small, defenseless group of stragglers holding out against ZOG, they’ll become a lot more defensive.

This is why it’s important to mess with these people non-stop. We need to let them know that we’re here, and we’re angry.

And what better way to mess with your enemies than some fun pranks?

Join the fascist pranking movement today!

Washington Post:

When Naomi and Seth Ellis’s young sons said that they wanted lights on their house in Chandler, Ariz., like all their neighbors’ Christmas decorations, the parents knew what to tell their three Jewish boys: Yes.

One trip to Lowe’s, $100 worth of PVC pipe, nine solar-powered lights and a coat of shiny gold paint later, the Ellises had a shining 7-foot-tall Hanukkah menorah on their lawn.

But on Friday morning, the Ellises had something new to tell their boys, and they weren’t sure how to say it.

After the boys went to bed on the sixth night of Hanukkah, someone dismantled their special menorah and turned it into a giant swastika.

The Fuhrer approves.

“We talk a lot about the importance of equality and tolerance, loving everybody no matter what,” Naomi Ellis said. “I had to tell them that not everybody feels that way. Some people are ignorant, and this is what they do.”

Maybe you should tell that to other Jews, huh?

She watched tears well up in her 9-year-old son’s eyes as she explained.

“They know about the Holocaust. They know about Nazis,” she said. But before Friday morning, the three children — ages 5, 7 and 9 — had never before seen a swastika, the symbol of the Nazi party that carried out the murder of 6 million Jews and of current-day hate groups.

Huh, really?

Your kids never saw a swastika? What a bold-faced lie. There’s swastikas on TV and Hollywood movies non-stop, not to mention the internet. This Jew just lied without thinking about it, to add some dramatic effect to her whining.


If her kids watch Pewdiepie, they see swastikas on a weekly basis.

“This is the real reality that we live in: People hate us for no reason or want us to feel scared for who we are. That’s not something I wanted to have to tell them,” Naomi Ellis said.

We hate Jews for no reason whatsoever. In fact, nobody even knows where this hatred comes from. This good rabbi explains it well:

In any case, this is fantastic.

The more of these pranks are done, the better – always strictly within the confines of the law, of course.

This particular case, funny as it is, is vandalism. So we can’t condone doing this exact thing. But I’m sure with a little imagination, your mind will come up with a myriad of ideas. If all else fails, you can always rely on the trusty old flier method.

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Tech Vlogger Confused and Astounded by Black Stupidity https://www.anglinarchive.com/2016/12/18/tech-vlogger-confused-and-astounded-by-black-stupidity/ Sun, 18 Dec 2016 00:00:00 +0000 Zeiger
Daily Stormer
December 18, 2016

I knew it would all be non-Whites before the comments even started popping up.

Here’s a pretty lulzy video by a guy who regularly does prank “tutorials.” He can’t believe that no matter how absurd he makes his videos, “some people” still don’t get it and leave dumb comments.

Of course, it’s only a coincidence that all those braindead commenters are Blacks, Arabs and Indians.

The comedy is compounded by the fact that in the prank video, he tells people that if they want free money, they just have to send an email to Barack Obama, and then “wait on their lazy asses” until they receive a check in the mail.

Maybe this concept seems insane to a White man, but for his “diverse” audience, this isn’t too far off from how they actually make a living – hence the confusion.

But don’t worry, White man. Soon, computers will become so simple that even the googles will be able to compete in the tech field.

shieeeet-google

Then, your pensions will be as good as paid for.

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“Exclusively for White People” Stickers Placed on Businesses in Austin, Texas https://www.anglinarchive.com/2015/03/20/exclusively-for-white-people-stickers-placed-on-businesses-in-austin-texas/ Fri, 20 Mar 2015 00:00:00 +0000 Eli Stenson
Daily Stormer
March 20, 2015

Ermahgerd, pure hatred.
Ermahgerd, pure hatred.

An unknown individual is placing stickers on businesses in Austin, Texas that read “Exclusively for White people.”

The stickers also read: “Maximum of 5 colored customers; colored BOH staff accepted. Sponsored by the City of Austin. Contemporary Partition and Restoration Program.”

It’s a silly, innocent prank, but many don’t seem to think so, because any prank or joke that may be racist is automatically dangerous and indicative of White supremacist attitudes.

CNN:

“This is an appalling and offensive display of ignorance in our city,” Mayor Steve Adler said in a statement. “Our city is a place where respect for all people is a part of our spirit and soul. We will keep it that way.”

In addition to the disparaging words, the stickers are using the city’s logo, giving the impression that they represent Austin.

They do not, the mayor said.

…

City officials, businesses and the police are on the lookout for the culprits.

“This type of cowardly and hateful act will not be tolerated in this city,” City Manager Marc Ott said.

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