Freaking based.

I love Mad Max mania.

Fox News:

Armed gangs in Haiti’s capital released roughly 4,000 inmates from the country’s largest prison after a days-long gun battle with police on Sunday.

The vast majority of the 4,000 men held in the Port-au-Prince jail successfully escaped, according to reports from local media. Many of the inmates were gang members charged in connection with the 2021 assassination of Hatian President Jovenel Moise.

Just let this guy take over already, it’s not like it can get worse

Armed gangs launched their attack against the prison earlier this weekend when Prime Minister Ariel Henry left the country on a visit to Kenya, seeking assistance in the fight against domestic gangs.

Gang leader Jimmy Cherizier, a former police officer, called on various armed groups to overthrow Henry’s regime. Gangs attacked both the National Penitentiary and the country’s main container port.

“All of us, the armed groups in the provincial towns and the armed groups in the capital, are united,” Cherizier said.

Henry had vowed to step down from his position by the end of February, but he argued the gang violence needed to be overcome before free and fair elections could be held.

Haiti has not held an election since 2016.

Frankly, I wish we had a lot more of this sort of thing in America, which is why I’m so bullish on the Venezuelan takeover of New York.

The Vennies are setting up an organized criminal mafia in New York, and for whatever reason, the city government is not only allowing it but actually assisting it. They’re going to start really shipping in a bunch of pure Aztec maniacs from MS-13 as their murder army, and the city is going to turn into a full-on “Escape from New York” situation, with cops, politicians, and rival gang-members turning up dismembered in public parks.

This shit is going to be hilarious.

Plus, any type of fifth column that is able to rival the government is a good thing in a tyranny. Sorry. That’s just true.

And, just as a basic matter, no problem America is facing is going to be solved without rivers of blood.

Well, what’s new?

Killing French people is a time-honored tradition in Haiti.

Arizona Daily Sun:

Authorities in Haiti said Monday that they are investigating the killing of a French couple that was seeking to adopt a child from the Caribbean country.

Delmas Police Commissioner Marcelin Kether told The Associated Press that the man and woman were shot Sunday night shortly after they arrived in Haiti, noting it was their first time in the country. He said they were killed while waiting outside a guest house as their driver opened a gate.

Kether said the driver told police that at least two suspects appeared on a motorcycle and shot the French citizens but didn’t take anything. The driver was being held for questioning.

Police detective Calin Joseph said he believes the suspects were trying to rob the couple. He identified the victims as Remond Alexandre and Melina Ana Therese.