Anal Pope Condemns Traveling to Escape the Lockdown
This is not the Pope. There is no Pope. This is a perverted old man who worships anus. You have to just stay there and suffer, forever. So sayeth the…
The Pope Says It’s Fine to Get Injected with Aborted Fetal Tissue (Cannibalism)
So, the Pope has gone ahead and given the faithful express permission to engage in – *check notes* – to engage in cannibalism. The Pope says cannibalism is fine. Reuters:…
Pope Anus Demands That Everyone on Earth Take the Coronavirus Vaccine
For some reason, in our discussion of the coronavirus vaccine, I’ve been neglecting to mention that vaccines contain the flesh of murdered infants. That’s a really basic anti-vax talking point,…
Pope Francis Allegedly Caught Jacking Off to Disgusting Plastic Surgery Slut on Instagram
Has Pope Anus gone vaginal? Somehow, I doubt it. RT: There may soon be a social media manager opening at the Vatican after the Pope’s Instagram account was caught ‘liking’…
Nuns in MAGA Masks Pray Behind Trump at Ohio Rally
Hey USCCB US Catholic Bishops:These nuns — sisters of the Children of Mary Newark, Ohio, at Trump rally Circleville Ohio are the praying faces of the Catholic faithful in U.S.…
Catholic Church Goes Full-BLM: “Pope Anus” Appoints First African-American Cardinal
I’m sure he was the best candidate for the job. New York Times: Pope Francis said on Sunday that Wilton Gregory — the archbishop of Washington and an architect of the U.S.…
The Pope Goes Full-Anal, Demanding Protections for “Anal Unions,” Says God Loves Homo Families
It’s hard for me to believe this is real. But here it is. Washington Post: Pope Francis, in a new documentary, has called for the creation of civil union laws…
Pope Francis Openly Declares a Communist Plan to Reshape the World
Pope Francis has been called “The Anal Pope,” due to his obsession with man-on-man anal sex. The Pope has even gone so far as to claim that “God loves it”…
Why Wouldn’t the Pope Want to Get Involved in the US Presidential Election?
Everyone knows how I feel about Mike Pompeo. I also denounce his anti-Chinese agenda, and agree that the Vatican should continue to engage with the Catholic Church in China. But…
Pope Francis Says God Loves It When Children Have Gay Anal Sex
Yes because of course he said this. The Jesuit Review: Pope Francis told a group of parents of L.G.B.T. children yesterday that “God loves your children as they are” and…