Americans’ lives would be a whole lot happier if we had things like Pikachu trains in this country.

But you know why we can’t have that?

Because of niggers.

Niggers make it so we cannot have anything nice at all in this country.

And I for one have had enough of it.

I would like nice things.

I would like Pikachu trains.

We have to send these niggers and other undesirables back to Africa and we need to do it quickly.