I’ve been a long time supporter of period dignity, and tried to become the top Period Dignity Officer in my local Period Dignity Working Group. I was rejected for having a penis. People come up to me every day and say “I would vote for you as the top Period Dignity Officer if you didn’t have a penis.

It’s not right and it’s not fair and I’m glad that men are finally getting positions in the Period Dignity Industry.

Euronews:

The appointment of a man as Scotland’s first “period dignity officer” has sparked outrage, with critics calling the news “absurd”.

Jason Grant was announced as the period dignity officer for the Tay region in a role believed to be the first of its kind, after Scotland became the first country in the world to protect the right to free period products in law.

But his appointment has sparked a backlash, with critics saying the job should have gone to a woman instead.

Tennis star Martina Navratilova called the news “ridiculous,” writing in a tweet: “Have we ever tried to explain to men how to shave or how to take care of their prostate or whatever?!? This is absurd”.

Have we ever tried to explain to men how to shave or how to take care of their prostate or whatever?!? This is absurd.

— Martina Navratilova (@Martina) August 15, 2022

Susan Dalgety, a columnist for The Scotsman newspaper, told Sky News the appointment “takes mansplaining to a new level”.

“Jason has said being a man will help him reduce stigma and that it is time to normalise topics like menstruation and menopause,” she told the broadcaster.

“Periods are normal life for women, we don’t need some bloke in a blood red polo-shirt raising our awareness”.

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The Period Dignity Working group, which has representatives of Dundee and Angus College, Angus Council, Dundee City Council, and Perth College, said Grant was the strongest candidate for the job.

“The role builds on some fantastic work which has been gathering speed across the Tay region for several years, led by a passionate group of people of all genders, ages and backgrounds,” a spokesperson said.

“With all partners in the working group Equal Opportunities Employers, Jason was the strongest candidate”.

“By changing the culture, encouraging debate and removing the stigma around periods, we look forward to supporting the delivery of this important work across the region,” the spokesperson added.

At the time of his appointment, Grant said that he wanted to prove that period dignity and related issues were not just a “female topic”.

“I think being a man will help me to break down barriers, reduce stigma and encourage more open discussions,” he said in a statement announcing his appointment. “Although affecting women directly, periods are an issue for everyone”.

“We’ll also raise awareness of the menopause, which, although a natural process for women, has wider repercussions in the world of work and family,” he added.

“It’s time to normalise these topics and get real around the subject. I believe I can make progress by proving this isn’t just a female topic, encouraging conversations across all genders and educating and engaging new audiences”.

Frankly, men know a lot more about dignity than women, and I’m sure there is a lot that men are able to offer in the realm of period dignity.

Equality means not only that women are capable of doing everything that men can, but also that if for some reason women are incapable of doing something, men should step up, man up, and pay up to help them.

Daily Mail:

Free sanitary products will be available to all schools and colleges in England from next week as part of a drive to stamp out ‘period poverty’.

The move will mean that no schoolgirl should be forced to miss lessons because she is on her period.

The Department for Education also hopes the change will help break down the stigma surrounding menstruation.

Under the scheme, schools and colleges will be able to order a range of sanitary products, including eco-friendly options, so that they are on hand when students need them. Campaigners had been calling for the Government to take action following concerns that girls could miss class during their periods if they are unable to afford sanitary products.

Former chancellor Philip Hammond first announced plans to fund free sanitary products in England’s secondary schools last year. The proposals were later rolled out to include primaries.

Children and families minister Michelle Donelan said: ‘Periods are a normal part of everyday life and we do not want young people missing out on lessons because of them. We know that it is not easy for everyone to access period products where and when they need them. This scheme will deal with those problems so young people can go about their daily lives without getting caught out if they have come on their period unexpectedly, forgotten to bring products with them or if they can’t afford the products they need.’

Amika George, founder of the FreePeriods campaign group, said: ‘As a grassroots, student-led movement, Free Periods has been fighting for every single child in this country to be able to go to school without worrying about their next pad or tampon.

‘For the first time in history, this scheme will ensure that becomes a reality.’

The 20-year-old added: ‘We ask that schools have open conversations with students about what they need and start signing up to the scheme. Free products in schools will ensure that every child can learn and be their very best, without periods holding them back.’

Color me surprised!

I’m shocked to find that a colored woman is behind a movement that demands free stuff from the white man in white man’s land.

Amika George, free stuff advocate.

But I’m even more shocked that she openly states the very misogynistic remark that periods hold women back, effectively recognizing not only that men are above women but also that men are the ideal for women to look up to.

Periods are one of women’s disabilities, and it was about time someone came out and brought attention to the issue.

Giving free period products to women is just treating the symptom. If we want to truly fix this systematic problem, we have to address the root cause and inject women with male levels of testosterone so they stop having periods altogether.

If we want a truly equal society, we must swiftly deal with the Period Menace and turn every biological woman into a trans man.

Although even that solution is not 100% effective.

🗣 ANY GENDER CAN GET THEIR PERIOD.
ANY GENDER CAN GET THEIR PERIOD.
ANY GENDER CAN GET THEIR PERIOD.
ANY GENDER CAN GET THEIR PERIOD.
ANY GENDER CAN GET THEIR PERIOD.
ANY GENDER CAN GET THEIR PERIOD.
ANY GENDER CAN GET THEIR PERIOD.
#NationalPeriodDay

— Ericka Hart (She/ They) (@iHartEricka) October 19, 2019

Tracy Cox, vagina expert

Are you the proud owner of an Original Goo Hole?

Do you sometimes wish your goo hole would go back to being as tight as it was back in the day?

Would you like to keep your goo hole clean and healthy to extend its useful life and increase the enjoyment you get out of it?

If the answer to any of the above questions is yes, then today’s your lucky day!

British sex expert Tracy Cox tells Daily Mail how to keep vaginas fit.

Daily Mail:

You don’t need expensive spa visits to stay in good shape. Here’s all you need to know to have a happy, healthy vagina – naturally.

THE SEXERCISE

Pelvic floor exercises don’t just produce a tight vagina, they increase sensitivity, boost sexual desire, intensify orgasm and can help you become multi-orgasmic. They also help reduce strain on your pelvic organs and improve bladder and bowel function.

Plenty of reasons to get squeezing!

First, find your PC muscle by stopping yourself peeing (try not to pull in your bottom or tummy at the same time).

Once you’ve isolated it, squeeze and contract, holding it for a few seconds, then release.

Start with repetitions of 25 and do two sets a day. It’s then a case of working up to around 50 repetitions, several times a day, but holding the squeeze for longer.

Repetitions and sets, just like the gym. No pain no gain. Gotta grow that pussy.

THINGS THAT ARE WORTH A TRY

Pelvic floor monitors or training kits

Kegel exercises get high tech with silicone trackers you insert into the vagina to measure the strength of your squeeze and chart progress.

This is something gynaecologists ARE happy to recommend.

Kegel ‘training kits’ include weighted kegel balls that you insert inside the vagina and squeeze around, ensuring you’re doing the exercises correctly.

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You progress to heavier weights, as you move through the program, building pelvic floor strength as you go.

Kegel balls? Kettle bells?

Vaginas have to increase the weights they lift to progress in their fitness journey.

I’m telling you: just like the gym.

Period ‘cups’

These are an alternative to tampons and pads.

Made from soft material, you insert them inside the vagina to collect menstrual flow, emptying up a few times a day.

They’re perfectly safe to use, reusable and lots of women swear by them.

A good ‘green’ choice – and way cheaper than constantly forking out for tampons or pads.

Period cups are an abomination and contradict what she was previously suggesting. Having that thing inside for hours loosens vaginas.

Women who start using these things may think their vaginas are “just like they were before,” but they’re really not.

While we’re on the topic of insertion, a word on what is and isn’t safe to put inside.

THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER INSERT

Chocolate syrup: Anything that has sugar in it changes the bacteria and yeast proportions that cause infections.

Whipped cream: Fine to have it licked off your nipples, buttocks and thighs but don’t put it inside the vagina.

Petroleum jelly (Vaseline) or baby oil: Again, it alters the pH balance and often leads to yeast infections.

Vegetables: The main problem is pesticides. So, if that carrot does catch your eye, you must wash it thoroughly first.

You also want to make sure whatever you put in, you can take out again. Things like peeled bananas are a problem because they’re difficult to remove.

Yeah, it’s fine to eat the pesticides, just don’t put them into your goo hole.

Also, never forget that women need to be told not to put chocolate syrup and peeled bananas in their vaginas.

An electric toothbrush: Use it on your clitoris if the vibration appeals but don’t put it inside. The vaginal tissue is delicate and the brush can cause tiny tears.

Spicy food: Why you’d want to insert a hot, red chilli is beyond me but just in case the idea appeals…Don’t. Hot foods irritate and can burn the vaginal tissue.

What do you mean why would I want to insert a hot red chilli in my vagina?

Why wouldn’t I?

If holes weren’t meant to be filled, they wouldn’t be empty!

THE SEX MOVES

How, when and how often you have sex strongly influences what shape your vagina is in.

It’s all about getting that pussy in shape, baby. Vaginal CrossFit.

Have sex regularly

The vagina is a closed muscular canal that extends from the vulva (the outside of the female genitals) to the neck of the uterus (cervix). Like the other muscles in our body, it needs exercise. Having sex – at least once a week – will keep your muscles toned and the vaginal walls flexible. If you don’t have a partner, masturbate a few times a week – to orgasm – to reap the same health benefits. Use a variety of masturbation techniques (fingers, vibrator) so you don’t become dependent on one type of stimulation.

Yes, if you want to go back to having the tight, youthful vagina you had before you became a slut, just double-down on The Whore Path!

There’s an Ancient Chinese Wisdom saying that roughly translates to: “Virgin bride pussy is best pussy, virgin bride pussy not exercised pussy. Best pussy is lazy pussy.”

This Goo Hole expert appears to think that virgin teenage women have the least toned vaginas ever due to their lifelong lack of adhering to a vaginal fitness regime.

Never have anal sex then vaginal sex

Change the condom or thoroughly clean his penis first. Bacteria from your anus does not belong in the vagina and ups the risk of infections.

Or just change the penis first!

Also, don’t tell me what does or doesn’t belong in my vagina!

My body, my choice.

Don’t expect to orgasm through penetration alone

Only 20 to 30 per cent of women can reach orgasm during intercourse without added clitoral stimulation. There’s nothing wrong with you, it’s biology. The clitoris is outside the vagina!

And in some parts of the world, the clitoris is even outside of your body!

There are a few things to remember here:

• Period cups are gross, but pads and tampons are gross too
• Women are supposed to be locked up and isolated when menstruating and to let the blood flow freely
• Women need to be told by experts not to put chocolate syrup and peeled bananas in their vaginas

Also: Women think that increasing the frequency with which they put things in their vaginas will make their vaginas be more like they were back when they didn’t put lots of things in their vaginas.

Think only girls can have periods? Think again you transphobic bigot!

Fantastic news everyone. British school children will now be taught that both boys and girls can menstruate. It’s good to see some real progress on this very important subject.

Telegraph:

School children will be taught that “all genders” can have periods in new sex education lessons, in a victory for transgender rights campaigners.

The advice to teachers was approved by Brighton & Hove City Council as they try to tackle stigma around menstruation.

The new advice follows a council report which said: “Trans boys and men and non-binary people may have periods”, adding that “menstruation must be inclusive of all genders”.

Bins used for menstruation products will be provided in all toilets for children, according to the report.

It also calls for transgender students and pupils to be provided with additional support from a school nurse if needed.

The report recommends that “language and learning about periods is inclusive of all genders, cultures, faiths and sexual orientations. For example; ‘girls and women and others who have periods'”

This is spot on. Menstruation must absolutely be inclusive of all genders. It’s patently ridiculous for someone to say that transgender males and non-binary people can’t have periods. Basic biology dictates that both boys and girls can menstruate. Anybody who says otherwise is denying basic scientific facts.

And for anybody who denies science, we have ample photographic evidence proving that both boys and girls can menstruate. Take in point this image of a transgender man who menstruated in his pants. What more proof could one possibly need?

And damn right periods are not just for women. Menstruation is inclusive of all genders. It is time to end this outdated stigma promoted by Neo-Nazis and White supremacists who claim that only females can menstruate. Such a view represents transphobic bigotry and hate of the worst kind. This type of warped and misguided view can’t be allowed in a tolerant society.

But even though this represents good progress, it still does not go far enough. The British government needs to spend taxpayer funds on programs to educate the public on this very important issue. They also need to provide free tampons and maxi pads for menstruating transgender men. Many billions of British Pounds must be allocated towards these efforts. If not, it is hard to see the United Kingdom surviving into the future.