The fun police counter-party forces are escalating tensions against partiers with virulence and disgraceful practices.

CNN:

Florida is opening up and its students are itching to party.

Police officers in Tallahassee, home of Florida State University’s sprawling campus, responded to more than a dozen calls for in reference to large crowds last weekend, according to a statement from the Tallahassee Police Department.

One gathering at an off-campus apartment complex on Dixie Drive involved more than 1,000 people gathered outside along with 700 vehicles, police said. Officers arriving just before midnight were able to safely disperse the crowds with assistance from a Leon County Sheriff’s Office helicopter. The apartment complex is about two miles from the FSU campus.

The massive party came as nearly 1,500 students have tested positive for the coronavirus since testing began August 2. Florida Gov. Rick DeSantis called for “some type of bill of rights for students” that would protect them from “draconian” punishments put in place to stop its spread, according to CNN affiliate WJXT.

“That’s what college kids do, and they’re at low risk,” DeSantis said about the partying students. “And I just think that we’ve got to be reasonable about this and really focus the efforts on where the most significant risk is.”

John Thrasher, FSU’s president, appealed to students in a letter last month to wear masks and stay six feet apart, admonishing those who hosted or attended large parties or gatherings.

“The choices you make don’t just impact you,” Thrasher said in the September 18 letter. “They affect your friends, families, professors, FSU staff and the Tallahassee community at large, as well as our ability to hold in-person classes and future events and provide campus services.”

Partiers continue to party honestly and with full integrity, but it is only a matter of time before the renegade partiers are forced to embrace radical methods of partying in order to keep the fun times rolling.

That is to say: the Partier’s Republican Army could be forced to embrace the ultra-hardcore tactics of La Viva Fiesta, La Fiesta de la Serpiente and El Mambo.

If El Mambo shows up and does the twist, you might be the one who gets it twisted.

The newly appointed head of the Partier’s Republican Army, Max Shaker, allegedly held a secret meeting with the leaders of La Fiesta de la Serpiente on Saturday. Insiders claim that the two discussed obtaining the Arma de Diversion Masiva from Brazil.

The time has come for the counter-party forces to withdraw from the scene and let the partiers party in peace.

Because God help us if these partiers start partying hard.

This is a Black “party” – no wonder hotels don’t want them.

Whenever the ambient concentration of Black people reaches a certain threshold – which we’ll call the “Black critical mass” – a powerful natural phenomenon occurs.

This phenomenon has been given many names: “peaceful protest,” “chimpout,” “nigger moment”… No matter what you call it, it’s an event which will generate noise (hollering), light and heat (burning that shit down).

The degree to which any society, business or institution can remain stable while still harboring Black people is the degree to which it can prevent these Black people from congregating and reaching that dangerous “Black critical mass.”

There’s no way around it.

So for example, a hotel can very well welcome a few Black guests without suffering any dramatic setbacks. However, if those Black guests were to bring too many friends and engage in a “party”… The consequences would be unfathomable.

Archival image of a hotel, 5 minutes after a “party” of Black people broke out.

Needless to say, any sane business would need to take preventive measures against such a calamity occurring on their property.

Oregon Live:

An African American woman who says she was required to sign a ”no party policy” when she checked into her Portland hotel filed a $300,000 lawsuit against the Marriott chain Monday, claiming it singled her out because of her race.

Felicia Gonzales, 51, claims the front desk clerk at the Residence Inn by Marriott Portland Downtown/Convention Center told her that all guests had to sign the policy. But Gonzales soon learned that didn’t hold true as she watched white guests check in after her who weren’t required to sign the policy, according to the lawsuit.

A Marriott spokesman, Jeff Flaherty, said the company doesn’t comment on pending lawsuits.

The two-page no party policy, provided by Gonzales’ attorneys, says it was established to inform all guests of noise limits and “not to insinuate any distrust in the ‘average’ guest.”

“No hotels want to have parties in them and we don’t want that type of business,” the policy read.

The policy also said guests are responsible for any missing items from their suites and any damage caused to outside hotel property by “invited or uninvited person(s).”

Basically, the document is a “we know you’re going to wreck everything so at least take responsibility” contract.

Yet this stingy Black bitch was all like “nuh-huh, y’all crackas gon pay even if we burn yo whole bitch down.”

Think about it. These hotel guys are saintly. It’s like if some dude came into their hotel with a dead stripper and a hundred gallons of sulfuric acid, and the hotel manager just sighed and made him sign a form saying he’ll pay for their wrecked bathtub.

That’s some killer customer service!

Not only does this whore not have the eyes to see their generous disposition, she even sued them!

This is why Blacks can’t fit into civilized society.

Gonzales lived in Portland her entire life until she moved to California in October 2018, according to Kafoury & McDougal, the law firm representing her. In January 2019, she made a 20-hour drive to visit family in Portland, checking into the Residence Inn at 1710 N.E. Multnomah St., according to her lawyers.

Her lawsuit says she was a Marriott rewards member and “had never had a problem or noise complaint at any other Marriott hotel she had ever stayed at.” But the suit says she signed the policy when asked “so she could get into her room” for a five-night stay.

“Having to sign a “NO PARTY” Policy form did not feel right to Ms. Gonzales, so she went back to the front desk,” according to the lawsuit. “Ms. Gonzales observed as multiple Caucasian guests checked in. None of them were asked to sign a “NO PARTY” Policy.”

Gonzales’ suit seeks $300,000 for embarrassment, frustration, humiliation and “feelings of racial stigmatization.” The suit also says it could later be amended to add $1 million in punitive damages.

Of course they didn’t need to sign a “NO PARTY” policy form, you dumb bitch – they’re White.

When White people congregate together in sufficient numbers, rather than causing a catastrophe, you instead see miracles happening.

They’ll start, like sitting in circles, singing Gregorian chants, and cathedrals will start spontaneously sprouting from the ground, damaged infrastructure will start mending itself, all sorts of crazy stuff like that – allegedly.

Why would a hotel want to prevent this?

Even if it doesn’t reach “White critical mass,” at worse you’ll just have a White get-together. Which looks roughly like this:

What could be the problem here?

Basically some Black bitch is suing a hotel just for telling her not to wreck the place – and the legal system is going along with it because of “muh racism.”

Well, let me tell you – I’d rather be racist than have all my shit burned down. And I’m pretty sure most White people would agree with that sentiment.

You can take my Nazi beer pong from my cold, dead hands.

An hallowed institution of American high-school culture, Nazi beer pong, is under assault by an evil Semitic force out to wring out all fun and beauty from this world.

Nazi beer pong has been a staple of teen party games for years now. It’s an innocent drinking game replicating the cosmic struggle of Jews vs. Nazis at a table-top scale.

Who could possibly be against this?

USA Today:

Eight students at an Atlanta school have been disciplined after a photo revealed they played a “Jews vs. Nazis”-themed game of beer pong.

The Atlanta Journal Constitution reported the person who posted the photo, which shows cups aligned in the forms of the Star of David and a swastika, was expelled from the Lovett School. Five others were suspended and two more are forbidden from “co-curricular activities,” according to the AJC.

White boys having innocent fun? Into the cage they go.

Amusingly enough, they weren’t disciplined for underage drinking, which is obviously illegal, but because the game could hurt the feelings of Jews.

The prep school was tipped off to the photo by an Atlanta rabbi, Peter Berg, according to the Associated Press. The AP said the school’s headmaster, William S. Peebles, issued a letter to parents on Sunday explaining the expelled student “misled” school officials regarding his connection to the game.

“The fact that someone could even conceive of such a game, and then play it and think it’s funny is beyond words,” Berg told WSB-TV 2, an Atlanta television station.

Every. Single. Time.

What a relief that we have these good rabbis scouring the internet to make sure no goyim ever does anything fun or interesting. Otherwise, we’d have to do this crucial job ourselves, or worse – actually live carefree lives just doing our thing without Judaic moral supervision.

Wouldn’t that just be hellish?

But seriously, we have students being expelled from school at the request of Jews, for things they do in their spare time.

White boys, these Jews are setting up a future for you when your very thoughts are being monitored 24/7 by humorless rabbi who hate you. Is that the future you want?

I, for one, will fight for my right to play Nazi beer pong whenever I damn well please.