parliament – DS https://www.anglinarchive.com Daily Stormer Historical Archive Thu, 27 Oct 2022 00:00:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.0.17 https://www.anglinarchive.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cropped-favicon-32x32.png parliament – DS https://www.anglinarchive.com 32 32 New Zealand’s Parliament Now Has More Women Than Men https://www.anglinarchive.com/2022/10/27/new-zealands-parliament-now-has-more-women-than-men/ Thu, 27 Oct 2022 00:00:00 +0000

There is all sorts of things which can and should be said about women, but I think it’s important now and then to take a step back and consider that it is simply bizarre to put women in charge of your country. It does not make any kind of sense.

Allowing women to control you is the most buck-broken possible thing. It’s actually much more humiliating than being controlled by the Jews.

These sluts gloat.

AP:

For the first time in New Zealand’s history, a majority of lawmakers are women.

Soraya Peke-Mason from the liberal Labour Party was sworn in to Parliament on Tuesday, replacing former Speaker Trevor Mallard, who left to become ambassador to Ireland. With the resignation of another male lawmaker, it has tipped the balance in Parliament to 60 women and 59 men.

“Whilst it’s a special day for me, I think it’s historic for New Zealand,” Peke-Mason told reporters.

The connection between women in public office and children getting brainwashed and mutilated is already an established fact

The milestone places New Zealand among a half-dozen nations in the world that this year can claim at least 50% female representation in their parliaments, according to the Inter-Parliamentary Union. Other nations include Cuba, Mexico, Nicaragua, Rwanda and the United Arab Emirates.

Globally, about 26% of lawmakers are women, according to the union.

New Zealand has a history of strong female representation. In 1893, it became the first nation to allow women to vote. Current Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern is the nation’s third female leader, and women currently also hold a number of other top roles including chief justice of New Zealand’s Supreme Court and governor-general.

“I’m just really pleased that my daughters are growing up in a country where women being equally represented in public life is just normal,” said Nicola Willis, the deputy leader of the conservative National Party.

Marama Davidson, co-leader of the liberal Green Party, was more blunt.

“About blimmin’ time,” she told reporters.

Ardern cautioned that the situation for women in many other countries was precarious.

“As we step forward, it feels as if we watch so many women experiencing a rapid slide backwards in progress,” she said.

Who is sliding backwards? What is she even talking about? The Taliban?

Frankly, Pashtun women were not really into the whole feminism thing.

You remember the infamous clip, but watch it again.

Women are a joke. They should not be in power, they frankly should not even be in public.

I’m so sick of it. Women just invade everything and they come at you. I’m relatively mild-mannered (believe it or not), and I’m not like, Mr. Hardcore masculine ideal. But I apparently have more masculinity than most men, and every time I run across a woman she’s trying to buck break me.

The Jews did all this. Jews put women in charge because women are absurdly easy to manipulate given that the concept of objective truth is so foreign to them.

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Tommeh Robinson Marches on Parliament to Protest Looming Imprisonment! https://www.anglinarchive.com/2019/07/11/tommeh-robinson-marches-on-parliament-to-protest-looming-imprisonment/ Thu, 11 Jul 2019 00:00:00 +0000 Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
July 11, 2019

Fugg.

All things considered, I feel bad for Tommeh Robinson.

The Standard:

Tommy Robinson supporters are protesting outside Parliament after the far-right activist was jailed for contempt of court.

Robinson’s supporters, who had gathered outside the Old Bailey for his sentencing hearing today, marched through the streets of London to Parliament Square.

Robinson was sentenced to nine months in prison for putting a child sex ring trial in peril and encouraging “vigilante action” among his supporters.

Angry protesters tore down EU flags as they marched. Meanwhile, journalists filming on the College Garden were verbally abused, physically intimidated and had their equipment attacked before police officers arrived.

After the sentencing, people started popping off and the badge-niggers started making arrests. The people began to attack journalist scum in broad daylight and almost went toe-to-toe with the police as well.

God bless them.

Now, Tommeh Robinson is a completely morally bankrupt Zionist shill…

But his supporters are authentic and genuine Brits who are desperate for a figure to rally behind. The only reason that Tommy was ever so vocal in the first place was because he thought that he had the protection of the Jewish mafia.

The people, emboldened by his defiance, decided to rally behind him.

Tommy could have been a basic bitch controlled opposition figure. But he’s become something greater – no thanks to his own efforts, mind you. The system has come down so hard on him that even Tommeh appears to be completely bewildered and unsure how to proceed. He’s not getting the MLK treatment that he expected and his prison stints are becoming life-threatening.

The Jews that support him and his efforts are raising money for his defense, but little else.

Remember when Tommeh applied for political asylum?

Well, so much for that.

I prematurely declared the great cycle of betrayal to be over when Ben Garrison’s White House invitation was rescinded and he was lambasted as an anti-Semite.

Tommy’s is the final betrayal.

While Tommy didn’t do as much stumping for Trump as Ben Garrison, it is clear that Tommy was a diehard Trump supporter and was hoping for help from across the pond in his efforts. But no help was forthcoming.

It’s sad really.

I hope Tommeh’s people burn this bitch down.

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Clown Island: Whores Strip in Parliament to Draw Attention to Glowball Warming – Saggy Tits https://www.anglinarchive.com/2019/04/02/clown-island-whores-strip-in-parliament-to-draw-attention-to-glowball-warming-saggy-tits/ Tue, 02 Apr 2019 00:00:00 +0000 Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
April 2, 2019

The UK is not a serious country and should not be treated as such anymore. By anyone.

RT:

A group of nearly-naked climate change protesters entered the public gallery at the House of Commons, distracting British MPs as they continued to debate Brexit on Monday evening.

The 11 activists from the Extinction Rebellion group were wearing only underwear and had environmental slogans painted on their bodies.

Whores like this should be screened at the door.

Needless to say, this sort of thing simply would not happen in a serious country. 

Which is why we must conclude that the UK is just gone. It has metaphorically sunk into the sea.

Now, what made this stunt even more… egregious is the fact that they had men baring their asses in the action.

It’s one thing to get some crazy political groupie whore to bare her tits to get attention for your bullshit lefty cause. That has historical precedent.

Yes, yes, I know that she’s “Liberty” not a real person, but it’s the same concept. 

But why in the world would you get men to bare their asses?

This is absolutely bizarre.

Look at this guy:

The one on the left is wearing a thong. But what’s this?

COMPUTER ENHANCE:

Could be a man on HRT or just a Deep Soy test subject that’s escaped from the lab.

Whatever that thing is though, it’s crazy that these eco-exhibitionists think that this is a winning image/message that they’re presenting to the public. It only makes sense if you realize that this stunt wasn’t aimed at the public, but a stunt created for the enjoyment of the homosexuals who run Clown Island – a sort of sales pitch.

See, it’s hard to get your agenda on the docket, because modern politicians are absolutely swimming in underage boys and girls being offered to them by helpful Paki procurement gangs. Any group that wants their agenda to be even heard needs to make a big show, needs to break through the noise. Sometimes, you need a big marketing gimmick to get noticed before you can proceed to business and offer manass in exchange for some carbon credits or whatever the fuck these people want. The bare-breasted women are only there to run cover. The people who run this environmentalist group know that most Ukistani politicians aren’t into that, so they brought a tranny and two homos.

This has to be the explanation for what happened. 

These eco-activist groups are simply getting savvier with their new tactics.

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EU Newspeak: Word “Man” to be Phased Out of Official Documents https://www.anglinarchive.com/2018/12/31/eu-newspeak-word-man-to-be-phased-out-of-official-documents/ Mon, 31 Dec 2018 00:00:00 +0000 Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
December 31, 2018

Very “Eyes Wide Shut” no?

I am tempted to blame the Jews as is my default.

But wait, what’s this?

I detect the distinct whiff of day-old urine, rotten eggs and an untreated yeast infection…

Yep, no doubt about it, this new EU proposal has “CAT LADY” written all over it.

Breitbart:

The EU Parliament has issued politically correct guidance against using words like “mankind” and “man-made” in order to infuse its everyday language with social justice.

The EU assembly — which is not a true parliament insofar as it cannot propose or repeal laws but only amend and/or reject some of the legislation initiated by the unelected European Commission — has circulated a guidebook to bureaucrats and politicians urging them to update their language for a more politically correct age, the Telegraph reports.

“Gender-neutral or gender-inclusive language is more than a matter of political correctness,” it states, adding: “Language powerfully reflects and influences attitudes, behaviour and perceptions” — a view seemingly underpinned by the same philosophical outlook as the fictional Newspeak Dictionary in George Orwell’s seminal book Nineteen Eighty-Four. 

Woah, wait a second. Now I’m smelling matzo balls and burning Palestinian flesh…

To be fair, I can’t be sure if it’s coming from Breitbart or from the EU Parliament statement… (But let’s say it is the EU Parliament to keep the article going.)

This whole idea that words can affect reality is a very Talmudic idea. And it’s written right there in black and white in the EU document.

See, Christians, in general, try to decode and understand the reality of the world and then go from there. Jews, on the other hand, try to just will the world to fit their conception of it. They think that with enough foreskins, goyish baby blood and repetition of key words and ideas through powerful speakerphones like the media, that they can shape reality.

I guess you could call this black magic.

I know I do when I speak to either simpler-minded folks (or conversely, hyper-intelligent people.)

See, I could try and explain to them that this is part of Cultural Marxist inverted values pyramid. I could them about the long march through the institutions and tell them about how the media has been taken over by powerful Jewish oligarchs who then also took over the Christian Right through evangelicism and then the Neocon infiltration.

But I can see their eyes glazing over as I type this. 

Better to tell them that literal demons from Hell have taken control of the West and are trying to open the gates to hell itself with their black magic. Just make sure to give the Devil some Jewish characteristics and let ’em figure out the rest themselves.

Gendered words like “businessman” and “businesswoman” are to be dropped in favour of the more unwieldy “businessperson”, while “chairmen” are to become simply “chairs” — apparently due to concerns that “chairperson” has in practice tended to be applied only to women but not men.

“Statesmen” should also be substituted for the longer and generally clumsier “political leaders”, while “man-made” should be substituted for the colder and more clinical “artificial” or “synthetic”.

Seems to me that they’re trying to will men out of existence. And then we’re surprised by the tranny epidemic?  It seems to logically follow if you ask me.

“The use in many languages of the word ‘man’ in a wide range of idiomatic expressions which refer to both men and women, such as manpower, layman, man-made, statesmen, committee of wise men, should be discouraged,” the guidebook scolds.

“With increased awareness, such expressions can usually be made gender-neutral,” it hectors — suggesting “humanity” should replace the much-loved and well-used “mankind”, while the evocative “manpower” should become simply “staff”.

So this move is either being pushed by cat ladies out of spite, brainwashed Cultural Marxist students joining the parliament or Jews trying to will more trannies into existence because they believe that one of these abominations might give birth to Satan, their saviour one day very soon.

Believe what you will.

Me personally, I think it’s a mix of all three.

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DISGRACE! British MP Snatches Queen’s Mace, Can’t Dual-Wield to Save His Life https://www.anglinarchive.com/2018/12/12/disgrace-british-mp-snatches-queens-mace-cant-dual-wield-to-save-his-life/ Wed, 12 Dec 2018 00:00:00 +0000 Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
December 12, 2018

I sometimes forget how many quaint traditions the UK has. None of them seem to do the English any good though. I do, however, like the idea of a monarch wielding a mace to bash unruly bureaucrats, technocrats and merchants in the House of Commons.

I wonder what the stats are on that bad boy? It looks like it’s Daedric level at least.

I think the cross on top might give it extra damage against infidels and kikes, but I never really focused on my smithing or enchanting enough to be able to tell you the stats from just looking at the weapon.

Perhaps someone more knowledgeable can weigh in here.

RT:

An MP was kicked out of the House of Commons on Monday after he picked up the Queen’s mace in an extraordinary protest at the government’s handling of Brexit.

Labour MP Lloyd Russell-Moyle’s theatrics stirred outcry as Parliament was locked in a Brexit debate. He seized the ceremonial mace from the chamber’s table in protest and strutted down the centre of the House with it.

The Brighton Kemptown MP took hold of the silver-gilt object when the government formally announced it would not be continuing with the debate on the Brexit withdrawal agreement.

He is the absolute worst kind of person.

He is – may Allah forgive me for uttering this word – a ginger. 

I kid.

The gingers have no souls meme isn’t even that funny. Besides, his membership in the Red-Headed League is clearly superseded by his membership in the Secret Soy Society.

Still, his bold act had the potential to escalate into something serious.

Infused with the ancient power of the Queen’s Mace, he could have become quite powerful. Sort of like the Spear of Christ. He surrendered the mace without a fight like a cuck tho.

Appalled that the mace was removed, Tory MPs shouted “disgrace” and “expel him.”

Unsure as to what to do next following his rebellious act, he returned the object to Commons officials, who put it back in its place.

At that point Commons speaker John Bercow intervened to discipline the MP, suspending him for the rest of the day’s sitting.

…

Russell-Moyle later explains his motives to the media: “The symbolic gesture of lifting the mace and removing it is that the will of parliament to govern is no longer there, it has been removed. I felt parliament had effectively given up its sovereign right to govern properly.

“They stopped me before I got out of the chamber and I wasn’t going to struggle with someone wearing a huge sword on their hip.”

Reading the news out of the UK, I am constantly reminded of what a barbaric and backward country it is.

Warbands of primitives stalk the streets, armed with rudimentary steel weapons, occasionally mounting assaults on the last few well-defended British points in the city. Sometimes, the cast-iron fence surrounding Parliament and the sword-wielding guards aren’t enough.

Chinese historians picking through the history books will surely look back on this mace incident with amusement and confusion.

Because everyone knows that maces are superior to swords.

With the mace in hand, it is indeed baffling why the MP felt that he couldn’t take the sword guard at the door.

Unless he was dual-wielding?

That might explain this whole rather baffling situation, tbh.

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Nigel Farage Promises to Reign Fire and Death on UK Parliament Over Brexit Betrayal https://www.anglinarchive.com/2018/03/21/nigel-farage-promises-to-reign-fire-and-death-on-uk-parliament-over-brexit-betrayal/ Wed, 21 Mar 2018 00:00:00 +0000 Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
March 21, 2018

In the UK, it is customary to swear revenge against your enemies through ancient blood rituals and magic.

Nigel Farage did it today on the Thames, where he dumped some dead fish in front of parliament. This can only be interpreted one way. He has decided to throw down the gauntlet and DESTROY the corrupt UK parliament.

RT:

A crew of Brexiteers have hurled crates of fish into the Thames, in a bizarre act of defiance over Theresa May’s fisheries deal. The deal will effectively keep the UK in the common fisheries policy until the end of 2020.

Nigel Farage was amongst those tossing dead fish into the Thames, over what Brexiteers are calling May’s “abject betrayal.” Thirteen salty Tory MPs have now written to the prime minister, threatening to withdraw their support from the transition deal over the issue.

Now, historically, the fish has always been a symbol associated with Christ.

There is no other way to interpret Farage’s fish ritual other than as a kind of curse that he’s aiming at Parliament and Theresa May for Judasing the English people over Brexit.

He’s basically saying that Parliament should expect divine reckoning for what it has done. And that he will be the avatar of the Briton’s rage. A one-man mass-killing machine reigning fire and death from the heavens in the name of the beleaguered British people.

Shit’s about to get serious in the UK now that Farage has brought ancient Briton blood-magic into the game.

Frankly, it’s the only way to fight the Jews, who have their own blood-magic which relies on the power of goyim foreskins and interracial porn.

We need to meet them in battle on the metaphysical plane and defeat them astrally before we can ever hope to defeat them IRL.

Meme magic is our forte, but I believe Farage made a solid case today for bringing back other more traditional forms of magic as well.

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UK: Tranny Selected on “Woman Only” Shortlist to Run for Labour Party https://www.anglinarchive.com/2018/01/20/uk-tranny-selected-on-woman-only-shortlist-to-run-for-labour-party/ Sat, 20 Jan 2018 00:00:00 +0000 Adrian Sol
Daily Stormer
January 20, 2017

“We need to get more women in politics.” -liberals.

Sometimes, I wonder if the whole tranny thing is just a ruse for men to fill up all the affirmative action spots reserved for women and force them back into the kitchen. That would be quite clever.

But then, I take a look at these actual trannies and my hopes are dashed immediately. Nothing that looks so vile and unnatural could ever have positive effects on society, even indirectly.

But you’d still think women would feel uncomfortable having men in dresses steal all their cushy jobs and positions.

The Nottingham Post:

A transgender woman has been selected on an all-woman shortlist to be the Labour candidate in Rushcliffe.

See the grotesque creature in action:

Dr Heather Peto has now made the final shortlist, and will go up against Cheryl Pidgeon and Nadia Whittome.

The winner of the candidacy will stand against Ken Clarke in the next general election.

Several transgender men and women stood in the last General Election, but there are currently no openly transgender MPs in parliament.

People used to vote for bottom-of-the-barrel candidates to run their societies. Now, they’re finding new, smaller barrels inside them, and chosing candidates at the bottom of those. That’s what trannies are. You can’t expect me to have analogies as good as Andrew, OK? He’s the analogy master.

Mr Clarke, who is the Father of the House, has been the MP for Rushcliffe for almost 50 years – since the 1970 General Election – but Labour’s Dr Peto has said she thinks the seat is ‘winnable.’

Speaking to the Post, she said: “My campaign was based very much around keeping the UK in the EU, and Rushcliffe is one of very few areas in the East Midlands which voted remain.

“Ken Clarke is a maverick in his own party for standing up for Europe, and I think I can attract some of his personal vote.

How shocking, the sex pervert is against nationalism, instead favoring a giant commie-type globalist bureaucracy to run his country. Is he afraid his supply of imported dragon dildos will run dry once the UK separates from the EU?

“B-but, I can’t pay a t-tariff on my precious imports! I neeeeeed them!”

“I think being transgender can be an advantage in politics, because people can see that you have the courage to be who you are, and stand up for what you believe in.

“I’ve always had a struggle in life because I’ve had a difference. I’ve often found myself up against the establishment, and I always found that no matter what the law said I was going to face discrimination.

Is being a tranny an advantage in politics? Well, that’s a good question. On the negative side, everyone is viscerally disgusted by your appearance, and offended at a deep spiritual level at your very existence. But on the positive side, they might vote for you to signal their virtue to other bugpeople.

So I’d say it’s a toss-up.

But notice how this creature claims to have “struggled” and “faced discrimination.” Yet I’m sure it’s never worked in a coalmine, or in a sewer drain, or anything else difficult or dangerous. All of these bugpeople, of which trannies are just one particular kind, have never known actual struggle or pain, and so imagine that dealing with hurtful comments is some kind of big deal.

These are just children in adult bodies, totally lacking in perspective.

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Majority of Germans Want Angela Merkel to Step Aside https://www.anglinarchive.com/2017/11/23/majority-of-germans-want-angela-merkel-to-step-aside/ Thu, 23 Nov 2017 00:00:00 +0000 Lee Rogers
Daily Stormer
November 23, 2017

German Chancellor Angela Merkel looks more attractive than usual in this photo!

Things are not looking good for Angela Merkel. The recent German elections have created a situation where Merkel has been unable to form a coalition government. Her difficulties can be credited to the rise of the soft nationalist Alternative for Deutschland party, which captured 13 percent of the vote in recent elections. Their success at the polls can be directly attributed to Merkel thinking it’d be a good idea to invite millions of third world monkeys into the country.

A new poll shows that the majority of Germans want her to step aside.

Express:

The survey, carried out in the coalition talks breakdown, makes worrying reading for Angela Merkel.

While Mrs Merkel said yesterday she wanted to stand again in any new snap election the German people appear to be turned off by the prospect.

Of those polled, 54 per cent said she should not run for office, according to the polling institute Civey for t-online.de.

Only 38.5 percent of Germans would welcome a renewed candidacy of the chancellor.

Hopefully this represents the beginning of the end for Merkel. She has not only been a disaster for Germany but for all of Europe. Merkel was literally claiming that these hordes of uneducated monkey people would take high paying jobs and help pay for pensions. Instead, the German people got a bunch of savages running around raping and killing them.

It looks like there will be another round of elections. Merkel being the stubborn dog faced bitch that she is will probably stand for election again. Hopefully this results in the AfD gaining more parliament seats. The AfD might be a soft nationalist party but it is a definite step in the right direction for a country whose people have been taught to hate themselves from birth.

Once the German people are able to free themselves of this guilt wrongly imposed on them, their people will rise to incredible heights. It happened before and it will happen again!

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UK: ZOG Bans Two New Nationalist Groups, Declaring Them “Terrorist Organizations” https://www.anglinarchive.com/2017/09/29/uk-zog-bans-two-new-nationalist-groups-declaring-them-terrorist-organizations/ Fri, 29 Sep 2017 00:00:00 +0000 Adrian Sol
Daily Stormer
September 29, 2017

Freedom is slavery, goyim.

Last year, the UK government declared National Action a terrorist group, and banned it on those grounds.

Of course, this was based solely on their rhetoric, and not on any illegal acts they might have committed. That’s because National Action never did anything illegal.

With that precedent set, it’s not surprising that now all dissident groups will simply be banned outright if the government doesn’t like their political ideology.

Democracy, you see, is all about letting the people decide the policies their nation should adopt – unless those policies displease Jews or liberals.

BBC:

Scottish Dawn and NS131, both aliases of neo-Nazi group National Action, are to be banned under UK terror law, the government has announced.

They looked like pretty cool guys.

National Action became the first far-right organisation to be banned in the UK last year.

Home secretary Amber Rudd said she would not allow the “vile racist” group to “masquerade under different names”.

Yeah. So now everyone these bureaucrats disagree with will simply be National Action under different names, and thus automatically illegal.

Isn’t that convenient?

Being a member or inviting support for the organisations will be a criminal offence.

It will carry a sentence of up to 10 years in prison. The order comes into effect on Friday.

Wrong opinions? 10 years in the slammer for you.

“By extending the proscription of National Action, we are halting the spread of a poisonous ideology and stopping its membership from growing – protecting those who could be at risk of radicalisation,” Ms Rudd said.

“We must protect the goyim who are at risk of having opinions we don’t like.”

The move was welcomed by the head of UK counter-terrorism policing, Mark Rowley, who said it would help “disrupt and tackle the growing threat from the extreme right-wing”.

National Action’s propaganda featured violent imagery including material suggesting that acts, including the murder of Jo Cox MP, should be emulated.

[Citation needed.]

Scottish Dawn has described itself as a “new Identitarian social movement formed from various organisations in 2017 to develop a coherent conception of Scottish identity and secure its place within Scottish politics”.

NS131 (National Socialist Anti-Capitalist Action) is “a platform dedicated to promoting and spreading NS street art and physical propaganda”, according to its website.

On Wednesday, 11 men were arrested under anti-terror laws as part of a national investigation into National Action. All were suspected National Action members.

National Action was officially disbanded following the ban. Moreover, they never had membership lists to begin with – it was a decentralized movement without official structure. As such, it’s literally impossible for someone to be a “member” of National Action since the ban.

All of this is just an unhinged crackdown on the establishment’s political opposition. This shows how afraid they are. While the government is allowing Moslems to create no-go zones in their own country without resistance, they muster up the full power of the state to fight these nationalist young men.

Well, it’s not going to work.

New groups will just keep popping up, faster and faster, until they can’t shut them all down anymore.

The game of whack-a-Nazi is not going to end well for ZOG.

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UK: Soon, You’ll be Able to “Change” Your Gender as Easily as You Change Your Socks https://www.anglinarchive.com/2017/07/24/uk-soon-youll-be-able-to-change-your-gender-as-easily-as-you-change-your-socks/ Mon, 24 Jul 2017 00:00:00 +0000 Spartacus
Daily Stormer
July 23, 2017

The ideal citizen of Diversitopia

Just when you think Sweden has no way of losing the race to the bottom, Britain somehow manages to catch up with something new and (((exciting))) and threaten the top spot.

Canada is technically worse than Britain, but I’m not counting it since it’s not a real country [see flag –Ed.].

The Independent:

The Government is planning to reform gender identity rules to make it easier for people to choose their own gender in law.

Under plans being considered by ministers, adults will be able to change their birth certificates at will without a doctor’s diagnosis, while non-binary gender people will be able to record their gender as “X”.

Changes to the law will be consulted on and will ultimately be included in a planned Gender Recognition Bill, set to be published in the autumn.

This is a step in the right direction, HOWEVER – Britain can never be a truly tolerant and progressive country until the fascist social construct of “mental illness” is removed forever.

If someone identifies as having an imaginary friend, that imaginary friend must receive a social security number, a house from the council, welfare, healthcare and all the other rights people with existential privilege receive.

If someone who identifies as schizophrenic wants to stick an axe in his grandma’s head because the washing machine told him she’s the Antichrist, then he should be able to do so without stigma or legal or societal discrimination.

And so on and so forth until we get where we’re supposed to be – absolute equality and freedom and happiness for all.

Under current laws – established in 2004 – a person who wishes to transition must apply for a Gender Recognition Certificate. This requires a doctor’s diagnosis of gender dysphoria and that someone spend two years of living as a member of the opposite gender.

The reforms were recommended by Parliament’s Women and Equalities Committee last year, which said that they were key to trans people being “treated equally and fairly”.

But most of these are (((conservative))) women. What are they conserving if they won’t even try to stop mentally ill people from mutilating their genitals?

Plans for self-identification were included in the Labour manifesto, though not the Conservative one. The Gender Recognition Bill did not appear in the Queen’s Speech last month.

It obviously makes no difference, does it?

Equalities minister Justine Greening said: “This Government is committed to building an inclusive society that works for everyone, no matter what their gender or sexuality, and today we’re taking the next step forward.

“We will build on the significant progress we have made over the last 50 years, tackling some of the historic prejudices that still persist in our laws and giving LGBT people a real say on the issues affecting them.”

The announcement comes just days after Jeremy Corbyn urged the Conservatives to overhaul transgender rights.

On Wednesday Mr Corbyn said the current arrangements were “wrong” and that people should be allowed to self-identify.

Good thing Britain is a democracy, so that people can choose between parties that do and say the exact same things, but have different names.

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