This makes a lot of sense, because when you read the Steam reviews for Crusader Kings 3, like about 70% of the reviews are downvoting the game because it doesn’t have anal marriage.

Paradox is just giving the people what they ask for, which is the duty of any company inside of capitalism and freedom democracy human rights.

RT:

Paradox Development Studio, the company behind the widely acclaimed historical grand strategy game ‘Crusader Kings 3’, has announced that a same-sex marriage option will be included in the next free update, following backlash and accusations of homophobia over game mechanics that prevented players from forming official homosexual relationships.

‘Crusader Kings 3’ is intended as a historical simulation set in the Middle Ages and has been praised for its true-to-life representation of the historical period. However, that historical accuracy has also landed the developers in some hot waters with the LGBTQ gaming community, as many of the cultures and faiths represented in the game hold negative views on homosexuality, and the game’s mechanics – which revolve around building dynasties and developing influence through strategic marriages – leave players unable to form official same-sex relationships within the narrative.

There was even some backlash against the game after an error message was interpreted as homophobic by some players. It read: “Error: make_concubine effect [Illegal concubinage: is the same gender as their concubinist, so they can’t become a concubine].” The developer responded to the backlash by saying, “In no way was this implemented in order to deliberately bar players from including same-sex relationships in the game.”

Currently, players have the option of making same-sex relationships be accepted by all faiths; however, those relationships can only be made official through the use of third-party mods. The upcoming 1.5 update will make that option available without any additional modding, as players will be able to add a custom rule allowing homosexual marriages before the start of the game.

This follows the very popular addition of man on man hardcore rimjobs to Assassin’s Creed.

Again, that was a situation where the fans of the game were like “we need more gay sex!”

The devs were like “we hate faggots and don’t want to put this gay shit in our games, but we have to do it because otherwise no one will buy our products anymore.”

The solution to getting more and more gay anal ramming and also gay rimming into video games is to simply demand it. Don’t buy games unless they have a key focus on homosexual acts of gay sodomy.

]]> https://www.anglinarchive.com/2019/10/22/deus-vult-warcry-possibly-banned-by-swedish-paradox-studios/ Tue, 22 Oct 2019 00:00:00 +0000 Roy Batty and Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
October 22, 2019

What in God’s name are these video game journalists up to this time?

Dare I say it?

Folks, this feels like Gamergate. Gamergate 2.0, even.

Ethics are being violated once again. Please, someone needs to get Sargon of Akkad on the line ASAP – he was last seen somewhere in the vicinity of the EU, demanding that Jean-Claude Junker disavow Anita Sarkeesian on Twitter or something.

The last known picture of Carl.

We need him now more than ever because they’re trying to mess with our video games again!

The term “Deus Vult” – Latin for “God Wills It” – is officially being banned from Paradox Studio’s Crusader Kings… because unethical gaming journalists believe this term is pure evil.

RockPaperShotgun:

In the years since CK2’s release, “Deus Vult” – an eleventh century crusader battlecry – has become a vile meme beloved of racists on the internet. I asked how Paradox’s community team felt about this, and was told emphatically that the words will not appear in Crusader Kings 3. That’s refreshing, but in a game set during a time of conflicts fetishised by modern fascists, it’s the tip of the iceberg. I’ll be writing more about how Paradox are handling the political sensitivities of making a game about the crusades, and how they’re handling the representation of non-European cultures, in the weeks to come.

Who is this RockPaperShotgun “journalist” making these demands, asks ye?

That would be “Nate Crowley.”

This guy:

So, exactly the person you thought it was.

Exactly the person that Sargon swore to stop, and didn’t do so well at stopping.

Deus Vult was an objectively funny meme that everyone enjoyed.

There was no point in trying to ruin everyone’s fun.

Because the fact of the matter is that without the Deus Vult meme, there really is no point in playing a realistic medieval strategy game. In fact, pretty much every single guy on the internet making Deus Vult memes was a fan of Crusader Kings II as well as Medieval II Total War, possibly Mount and Blade II and, of course, Kingdom of Heaven and Arn – The Knight Templar.

These are staples of the Deus Vult world.

To remove Deus Vult from these games is to treat the audience with seething contempt and to then reap a whirlwind of angry comments and cancelled pre-orders.

Luckily, because the studio is Swedish, bullying and social shaming works very well on Paradox and their developers. After being shamed by the fat cuck, they’ve now been reverse shamed by their fans, and have released an update saying they might not actually totally remove this historically accurate phrase from their game.

Update – Henrik Fåhraeus offered this comment: “I feel like this issue has been miscommunicated thus far. We have not specifically considered which terms are used in the game apart from making sense in the historical context. The team will decide how any text fits or does not fit into CK3 in a way that feels appropriate.”

We call that back-pedaling, gamers and gents.

The gamers rose up and spoke together, loud and clear – “give us ‘Deus Vult’ or give us death!”