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Stupid whores getting their faces ripped off by otters are like “wah, I don’t deserve this!”

Never do they realize that they do deserve it – and much worse.

Wait til the whales hit land in revenge for stupid women trying got genocide with their weather agenda.

That’s when the real bloodbath will begin.

CNN:

An evening of inner tubing turned perilous for three Montana women when they were attacked by an otter.

The women were floating along the Jefferson River on Wednesday around 8:15 p.m. when they observed one or two otters, the Montana Fish, Wildlife and Parks (FWP) said in a news release Thursday.

At least one otter attacked the women, who called 911 when they were able to get out of the water.

Sketch of the main suspect

All three women received treatment for their injuries. One of the women had “more serious” injuries and was flown to a hospital via helicopter, according to the release.

“While attacks from otters are rare, otters can be protective of themselves and their young, especially at close distances,” Montana FWP said. “They give birth to their young in April and can later be seen with their young in the water during the summer. They may also be protective of food resources, especially when those resources are scarce.”

White knights be like “oh my beautiful princess, now her pretty faces is so mess!”

Who cares, retard?

You just need to make sure her gooey hole is in good working order. Every other part of his body is useless.

Baby otter first time in water… pic.twitter.com/e8fU9ySPgy

— smol animals (@smolanimalx) August 4, 2023

The otters have also vowed to defend Niger.

If there’s one thing I’ve always tried to stress on this website, it’s that you should never encroach on the territory of otters.

New York Post:

A Singapore resident was hospitalized after a bizarre animal attack last month in which he was accosted by a gang of otters, who reportedly bit him 26 times.

“I actually thought I was going to die – they were going to kill me,” British native Graham George Spencer told the Straits Times of the otterly frightening encounter, which occurred Nov. 30 while he was strolling to the Singapore Botanic Gardens with a friend.

Spencer, who is in his 60s, was reportedly approaching the visitors center when he spotted around 20 otters crossing a dimly-lit path in front of him. He claimed it was the first time he had seen the mustelids in the area despite taking his morning walks there for five months. The animal encounter went south after a jogger ran through the pack, causing the fish-eaters to go “crazy like dogs” and try to bite the passerby, the shocked senior told Singapore’s Today online newspaper.

Fortunately, the runner escaped, but the water weasels set their sights on Spencer, who believed they’d mistook him for the runner.

The ornery otters reportedly hit him in the ankles, pushed him down and leaped on top of Spencer, then proceeded to bite the prone man around his legs, shoes and buttocks, with one nipping his finger, according to the media reports.

“I was bitten 26 times in 10 seconds,” an aghast Spencer recalled to Today.

Salvation came after the victim’s friend, who was about “15 paces” away, ran up to him screaming and yelling in an attempt to scare the hairy hooligans away.

What a bunch of retards.

The first rule of otters is do not relax around otters.

The second rule of otters is do not relax around otters.

Otters make Bad, Bad Leroy Brown look like Mr. Rogers.

(This is not some thinly veiled ironic racist joke. I’m just really against otters and the destruction they have wrought.)