Bad Orange man is making latinas kill themselves with all this border and wall talk. Every time a latina teen hears “BUILD THE WALL!” or anything about having borders, their self-destruction sequence is triggered.

This is great news, actually. The enemy is getting significantly demoralized.

ABC News:

It started in sixth grade.

Sara Martinez said she had no reason to be sad, and yet she was.

…and that’s where the article should end, but instead we’re going to read about how having borders is bad because it triggers suicidal thoughts in latinas that are sad even though they have no reason to be.

Because, you know, people need to understand how orange Trump is.

Sara Martinez is the androgynous goblin in the far right.

In seventh grade, she cut herself for the first time, finding her own blood frightening. She eventually tried to kill herself seven times before her 18th birthday.

“I just wanted the pain to end … self-harm only helped me in that moment,” Martinez said in an interview with ABC News. “Afterwards, I would see the scars and that wouldn’t make me happy, and I would self-harm again.”

Martinez is part of a startling statistic: 1 out of every 10 Latinas has attempted suicide in the past year, 2 out of 10 have made a suicide plan and half of all Latina teens said they’ve felt hopeless, according to the 2017 Youth Risk Behavior Surveillance Survey administered by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to people ages 10 to 24.

Very promising numbers. They should keep trying until they finally succeed. In the meantime, we’ll keep pushing the BUILD THE WALL button to cheer for them.

You hear that, latina teens? WE BELIEVE IN YOU! YOU CAN DO IT!

YOU WILL ACHIEVE IT! YOU WERE BORN TO DO IT!

KILLING YOURSELF RUNS THROUGH YOUR VEINS!

NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO STOP YOU!

YOU’LL SUCCEED!

Within the larger Hispanic population, Latina teens and young adults in the U.S. find themselves at the center of a perfect storm of hardships, generational and cultural gaps, stigma and alack of knowledge when it comes to mental health disorders — all worsened by anti-immigrant rhetoric.

In addition to the daily hardships, the Trump administration’s immigration policies have cast yet another shadow on the prospects of Hispanic teens as a whole in American society, according to Alicia Diorio. The child and adolescent therapist in New York City said the current climate has affected the well-being of her patients.

“[The anti-immigrant rhetoric] absolutely creates fear, it creates chronic stress and anxiety, and all the symptoms become exacerbated,” Diorio said.

Yeah, we shouldn’t talk about immigration because it makes the people that want to feed off of us uneasy and some of them are already suicidal. We don’t want to give them additional reasons to kill themselves do we?

Although the 2018 CDC data on exactly how much the current political climate is affecting Latina teens won’t be released until later this year, an October 2018 Pew Center research poll offers some clues. In it, half of Latinos reported having serious concerns over their place in American society under Trump, and a majority said they are worried that they, a family member or a close friend could be deported.

Criminals harboring criminals. I say deport burritos and physically remove enchilada.

Don’t forget to also remove kebab.

If you search “latina suicide” you’ll see they’ve been talking about this phenomenon for years.

Bad man being so orange doesn’t really explain why.

In fact, a big article was publish in Cosmopolitan in February 2015, 3 months before the really bad orange man announced his candidacy, which showed latinas having the highest suicide rate.

And get this – they were blaming “cultural differences” and an inability to fit in in America. This is a problem that could be most easily solved by deportation. But instead they’re claiming the opposite.

.@acosta has comported himself with remarkable restraint while dealing with this Imposter-in-Chief. But as people in Hollywood have long known — everything is harder when you're working with animals. pic.twitter.com/5sQGaEgeeT

— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) November 10, 2018

Oh my Gawd so hilarious.

Trump is a horse’s ass.

I also like that Jim Carrey is willing to defend assaulting interns after he drove his girlfriend to suicide after giving her herpes and many other sexual diseases. Many people would lay off supporting attacks on women after doing that – many people are cowards.

Jim Carrey on the other hand – he is a brave and original comedic mastermind.

On #LSSC tonight: @StephenAtHome gets deep with President Trump in his own @60Minutes interview. pic.twitter.com/TFfm6biXnE

— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) October 16, 2018

So I was watching this Stephen Colbert clip, and I was like “wow, that was really not even a little bit funny at all.”

It’s a fake interview with Trump, using the footage from his recent 60 minutes interview.

It’s an old Daily Show bit to take an interview and cut it up and make it look like people are answering different questions than they actually are.

The bit was actually originally taken from Space Ghost Coast to Coast.

The Daily Show’s Jon Liebowitz stole the bit after it was used on him.

Maybe someone else did it before, I don’t know, but it’s a good, solid bit that is really easy to do.

But this Colbert thing isn’t even close to being funny.

Why?

Well, because it isn’t supposed to be. Making people laugh is not the goal of modern comedy. The goal is to reinforce – and give the latest updates of – the correct views. It is done in a passive form that imitates the form of traditional comedy.

These views are downloaded and repeated by the masses of NPCs.

I think the NPC theory is true, and these people do not have souls (I’ve had a long thing about this on the backburner since the NPC meme came up a couple months ago, and haven’t gotten around to getting it together).

However, even though they do not have a true conscious existence, given that they are programmed robots, they do feel the primitive, basic emotions of pleasure and pain like any stupid animal. And they find a type of pleasure in agreeing with others and then having their group agreement reinforced.

All of this “orange man bad” stuff coming from late night comedians that living people with souls look at and say “I just don’t get it – even if you are politically liberal, how is this funny?” is actually very straightforward if understood in context. This is a ritual of confirmation of the beliefs of the group, and they derive pleasure from having their role as a part of the group confirmed. The laugh track is part of the ritual of group confirmation.