#Breaking – About 100 goats are on the loose right now in a #Boise neighborhood. They are going house to house eating everything in sight. Nobody has a clue where they came from…updates to follow pic.twitter.com/K0ghUwQEfk

— Joe Parris (@KTVBJoe) August 3, 2018

This is some kind of omen, I can tell you that.

I can’t tell you which kind.

Because I for sure do not know.

RT:

Is it a sign of the impending rapture? No it isn’t, but some runaway goats-for-rent (this is a thing) did flood a neighborhood in Boise, Idaho.

How do you know it isn’t, RT?

I personally do not think it is, but I don’t think you’re in a position to make that determination.

It’s unclear who they belong to. We’re not near any pastures or farms. They’re all on one lawn. This is not a drill. pic.twitter.com/wRmWBysQCf

— Ruth Brown (@RuthBrownNews) August 3, 2018

It sure as fuck is a sign of something. 

We live in a universe. Things that happen mean things.

Residents in a western suburb of the state capital opened their curtains on Friday morning to find scores of goats roaming free through the streets, eating the lawn grass and enthusiastically attacking house trees and fences.

Unsure, who to call West Boise residents opted for the media and Animal Control.

“They are going house to house eating everything in sight. Nobody has a clue where they came from……updates to follow,” local KTVB reporter Joe Parris tweeted breathlessly, with an as-yet-undetermined degree of irony.

Meanwhile government officials were stumped, when they realized that their truck would be unable to fit in what were counted to be 118 animals.

The mystery was resolved when a truck bearing the inscription WeRentGoats.com arrived an hour later. Thick-armed farmhands got out, and quickly shepherded the animals back in.

What?

The “new kids on the block” are now off the block! The final goats are now reluctantly going home. What a morning pic.twitter.com/Quyca6owdy

— Joe Parris (@KTVBJoe) August 3, 2018

They escaped this hole:

This is where they made their great escape. Just a couple blocks. It was a total of 118 goats. #GoatEscape pic.twitter.com/MDJPe4eOgQ

— Ruth Brown (@RuthBrownNews) August 3, 2018

And then a goat rental company came and picked them up?

No.

I don’t accept that solution to this mystery.

This is some bizarre sign of something, I can tell you that.

I can surely tell you that. 

Why are they calling this an “accident”?

What does that mean?

The geese all at the same time accidentally stopped flying?

Fox News:

A gaggle of geese was found dead in a parking lot in Idaho Falls, Idaho, in what wildlife officials are calling a “freak accident.” The 51 birds were clumped together, soaking wet, as golf ball-sized hail rained down on them during a thunderstorm Saturday night.

But it’s not the hail that killed the birds as the migrated north, officials with the Idaho Department of Fish and Game (IDFG) said — it’s most likely lightning that caused them to fall from the sky.

“I don’t think it was the hail or wind,” James Brower, regional volunteer services coordinator with IDFG, told Fox News. “Hail would have injured the geese. They’d still be alive. All of these were dead. When the officer arrived nothing was moving or twitching.”

IDFG officer Jacob Berl was the only officer to respond to the scene that night. He said the birds — 48 snow geese and three ross geese — were all centrally located within a 100-yard radius, which is further proof that lightning likely caused their deaths.

At any point in all of human history before like about a century ago, this would have been considered some type of horrible omen.

Of course, now we have science, so we don’t believe in omens anymore.

Just, you know – unexplainable “freak accidents” which just happen at random with no cause.

An incredibly good omen for Whites and a viciously disastrous omen for the rat kikes, the gigantic ICE COCK is uncircumcised.

ICE ICE BABY ‘Phallic Iceberg Gives Newfoundlanders A Chuckle’ https://t.co/iyc5IKFLcQ

— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) July 18, 2017

These Jews must be shaking in their desert sandals at the symbolic power of a enormous ERECT UNCIRCUMCISED ICE COCK coming down from the Northland.

The Jews used to laugh at phallic objects.

Well.

They’re not laughing anymore.