Aliens are Getting Women Pregnant, Pentagon UFO Report Claims
You can believe this if you want to believe it. I choose not to believe. Tucker Carlson keeps saying “this is real, we know it’s real” – but the only…
The Science Announces Victory Over Human Genome, Upcoming Ability to Stop Aging
Today is the big day! The #T2T consortium is claiming victory and announcing that we have finally uncovered every last bit of the human genome! The papers are out today…
UN Chief Wants Global Warning System for Weather Pandemics
Weather pandemics, eh? Sounds serious. The Guardian: Everyone on the planet should be covered by an early warning system against extreme weather and climate-related disasters within five years, the UN…
Macron Warns of Global Food Crisis Because of Russian Sanctions, Promises Food Vouchers
Hahah. Y’all peasants are going to have to stand around in breadlines because it’s imperative to our values that gay anal neo-Nazis tape people to poles in the Ukraine. Meanwhile,…
No Way to Get Enough Oil Without Russia, International Energy Agency Report Warns
Previously: After Flying to Saudi to Beg Them for Oil, Boris Johnson is Denied His Request What we need here is more windmills. To heck with the birds. We need…
Polish Deputy Prime Minister Wants NATO to Enter Ukraine for “Peace Mission” of War
A war for peace, eh? It’s an intriguing and novel concept. This comes after Estonia called for a no-fly zone. RT: Polish Deputy Prime Minister Jaroslaw Kaczynski has called on…
Failed Experiment: “Pig Man” Who Accepted Mutant Pig Heart Transplant Dies After Two Months as a Monster
It turns out, science has yet to perfect turning people into Lovecraftian monsters. The Guardian: The first person to receive a heart transplant from a pig has died, two months after the…
Austria Puts Mandatory Coronavirus Vaccination Law on Hold, Says Not Necessary for Now
It’s not necessary because you changed the way you do testing and death counting? Or it’s not necessary because #IStandWithTheUkraine? The Guardian: Austria is suspending a law making Covid-19 vaccinations…
Science: Be Vegan, Don’t Fly, Don’t Buy Stuff, Sell Your Car to Change the Weather
We need to change the weather. And we need to do it quickly. The Guardian: People in well-off countries can help avert climate breakdown by making six relatively straightforward lifestyle…
Prepare for Next Coronavirus Variants, Experts Tell US Leaders
The corona what? Are they talking about the next country Russia is planning to invade? If so, we have to unite against it. The Guardian: Omicron is receding in the…