OJ Simpson is 70-years-old and broke. The only thing he has going for him is that he murdered some coalburner and her queer Jew pal.

This is the part where I pretend to be offended.

Nevertheless, America’s bored and stupid women jumped on the opportunity to hit on the newly released eligible bachelor at a “sophisticated” Las Vegas lounge.

NY Daily News:

Looks like O.J.’s still got game — and incredibly, some women are still willing to play along.

The recently-paroled Simpson — swapping his prison jumpsuit for a white dress shirt and black pants — was spied chatting up a trio of women at a Las Vegas bar this weekend.

Two were blondes, like the 70-year-old Simpson’s murdered wife Nicole Brown Simpson. The Juice appeared animated in a series of Friday night photos taken inside the Grape Street Wine Bar & Cellar.

The football Hall of Famer, his collar open at the neck and his shirt untucked, was sipping a drink from a martini glass during the evening.

Women don’t think for themselves, they are programmed. Most of these “educated” women twirling their hair within stabbing distance of OJ would act frightened and become emotionally unhinged if you let slip the word “nigger.”

No “authority” ever specifically told blonde women to stay away from OJ Simpson, so they’re either apathetic or eager to sleep with that black guy that was on TV.

Hence, White Sharia or nothing. If men do not lock down and instill a moral compass in their women, Harvey Weinstein and OJ Simpson will mold them in their image.

What are you going to do about it, white boy?

Negro ax-murderer and sports memorabilia thief OJ Simpson is finally out.

What shocking crime will he commit this time???

AP:

Former football legend O.J. Simpson became a free man again Sunday after serving nine years for a botched hotel-room heist in Las Vegas that brought the conviction and prison time he avoided in the killings of his wife and her friend after his 1995 acquittal.

Nevada state prisons spokeswoman Brooke Keast told The Associated Press that Simpson was released at 12:08 a.m. PDT from Lovelock Correctional Center in northern Nevada. She said she did not know who met Simpson upon his release and didn’t know where Simpson was immediately headed in his first hours of freedom.

“I don’t have any information on where he’s going,” said Keast, adding she had no indication where he was immediately Sunday.

Keast said, the dead-of-night release from the prsion located about 90 miles (145 kilometers) east of Reno, Nevada, was conducted to avoid media attention.

“We needed to do this to ensure public safety and to avoid any possible incident,” Keast added, speaking by telephone.

The 70-year-old Simpson gains his freedom after being granted parole earlier this year. Unlike the last time he went free 22 years ago, he will face restrictions — five years of parole supervision — and he’s unlikely to escape public scrutiny as the man who morphed from charismatic football hero, movie star and TV personality into suspected killer and convicted armed robber.

Simpson is looking forward to reuniting with his family, eating a steak and some seafood and moving back to Florida, his lawyer said recently.

Simpson also plans to get an iPhone and get reacquainted with technology that was in its infancy when he was sent to prison in 2008.

That’s sweet.

An old confused Negro man finally learning to use modern technology.

The Florida Department of Corrections, however, said officials had not received a transfer request or required documents, and the attorney general said the state didn’t want him.

“The specter of his residing in comfort in Florida should not be an option,” Attorney General Pam Bondi said. “Our state should not become a country club for this convicted criminal.”

Ooosh.

And she’s white.

Is she allowed to say that?

Close friend Tom Scotto, who lives in Naples, Florida, has offered to have Simpson live at his house, but he has not responded to messages from The Associated Press in recent days about whether a plan was finalized. Simpson lost his home near Miami to foreclosure in 2012.

Two of Simpson’s children, Justin and Sydney, also live in Florida.

lol those are the ones with Nicole Brown.

The daughter turned out just as beautiful as her model mother, proving that racial miscegenation does indeed work.

I wonder how they feel about the fact that their father slaughtered their mom like that?

How does that conversation even go?

“Sorry about that thing with your mom, kids…”

His five years of parole supervision could be reduced with credits for good behavior.

It’s a new chapter for the one-time pop culture phenomenon whose fame was once again on display when the major TV networks carried his July parole hearing live.

He told officials that leading a group of men into a 2007 armed confrontation was an error in judgment he would not repeat.

He told the parole board that he led a “conflict-free life,” an assertion that angered many who believe he got away with killing his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ronald Goldman in Los Angeles in 1994.

Simpson was once an electrifying running back dubbed “Juice” who won the Heisman Trophy as the nation’s best college football player for USC in 1968 and became one of the NFL’s all-time greats with the Buffalo Bills.

This is probably going to get some lulz.

I don’t really see how it can’t.

Black people are going to, once again, come out and support him.

And he is waaaaay too fame-obsessed to not play to the media.

He’s going to become a regular commenter.

I hope, hope, hope so much that he endorses the NFL kneeling.

That would just fill my soul with such joy.