After taking a short break from slaughtering the peoples of the Near East, the peace-loving US Ultra-Zionist War Regime has turned its sights upon Venezuela, for the crime of violating the democratic principles of who we are. As is well known, human rights democracy is a system of principles under the rule of law, which means everyone has to vote and America gets to kill them and steal their stuff if they vote wrong.

In order to fully understand Venezuela, we must go back to the year 1902, when President Cipriano Castro repudiated the country’s foreign debts, leading the European powers to join together and impose a blockade on…

Uh, hang on. I don’t think Trump or Rubio read any of this stuff. We can probably fast forward a bit.

In the year 1998, Hugo Chávez was elected to his first term as President and began to enact the Bolivarian Revolution, nationalizing Venezuela’s oil industry…

No wait, Trump probably slept through this part of the briefing too. Skip.

In November of 2020, the history of Venezuela began when the illustrious Rudy Giuliani went out to the Four Seasons parking lot after dyeing his hair with molasses and declared that Nicolás Maduro had stolen the US presidential election. With the help of Hugo Chavez’s ghost, he had hacked the Dominion voting machines and taken away all of Trump’s votes, in an act of pure Grinch-like evil.

Giuliani’s revelations were backed by Sidney Powell, the renowned woman lawyer genius, making the case ironclad.

With that irrefutable evidence, it was now clear that Maduro had forgotten the rules of our principles, and therefore, in the words of esteemed Judeo-Anal mouthpiece Lindsey Graham, it was time for him to go.

So, will it happen, or won’t it? After analyzing all of the possible diplomatic and military contingencies, I have come to the conclusion that all of this is gay, and also retarded.

I mean, I don’t really have to explain to you that the US government is always lying about everything, right? We’re all adults here. That’s just basic common sense stuff I shouldn’t have to keep on proving over and over again.

Anyway, the official story is that when he’s not busy running an entire country, Maduro is actually the secret leader of an evil drug cartel. Secretly, even though all the drugs are actually coming from other countries, Maduro is still the mastermind behind it.

Scary stuff. I was asking myself, “why didn’t they do something about this years ago?” Then my assistant, who heard me talking to myself, told me to look up Operation Gideon. As it turns out, in 1948, the Jewish Haganah stormed a bunch of defenseless Palestinian villages and expelled all the Christians and Moslems. I was confused about what this had to do with Venezuela, but then my assistant clarified that Operation Gideon is also the name of a thing that happened in 2020, when US mercenaries tried to lead an invasion of Venezuela.

That’s an interesting coincidence. Though one must suppose there are only so many names for things, eventually leading to things being repeated. (Like, you go to a state fair, and you get scammed by carnies, and say “hey, this doesn’t seem very fair, why do they call it that?” Then you realize they ran out of words and had to start reusing them.)

I’d been thinking, “wouldn’t it be hilarious if Trump tried to invade Venezuela and ended up having a big Bay of Pigs disaster?” But it turns out that already happened, and they somehow managed to mess it up even worse. With the Bay of Pigs, the CIA’s troops at least made it onto the beach and fought a battle before they got wiped out. In Operation Gideon, the Venezuelans knew they were coming, and started shooting them before they even got off the boats. The entire army surrendered without putting up a fight at all.

This makes Trump the first leader to lose a war to Venezuela (literally the single war they won was against Spain to establish the country 200 years ago, then lost every other war they engaged in before effortlessly defeating Donald Trump). The US responded to this fiasco by pretending they didn’t know these guys and had nothing to do with it, and then never talking about it again so everyone would forget that it ever happened.

Jordan Goudreau, the leader of this failed invasion, has since admitted that the “Cartel of the Suns,” which Trump claims Maduro is the leader of, was just a CIA hoax.

LA Times, October 20:

Jordan Goudreau, a former U.S. Green Beret involved in a failed 2020 armed incursion into Venezuela, has alleged that the CIA created the so-called “Cartel de los Soles” in the 1990s and later used it to justify U.S. policies against successive Venezuelan governments.

In an interview with journalist Max Blumenthal for The Grayzone, the ex–special operations contractor said the network attributed to Venezuelan military figures was “a CIA construction” that predates the presidency of Hugo Chávez.

“As far back as the 1990s, the Cartel de los Soles was created by the CIA,” said Goudreau “This isn’t a secret; it’s the truth,” he said. When asked to confirm whether U.S. intelligence was responsible for forming the group, he replied, “Oh, absolutely. That’s not new.”

“We think your president is in charge of the fake drug group that we started ourselves, so now we’re putting up a $50 million bounty to murder him.” That’s really the story they went with. They used to put a little more effort into the lies they told us about countries they were getting ready to invade. Nukes, chemical weapons, baby beheadings, people being turned into upholstery and cleaning products, etc. Now they don’t even care whether anyone believes it, because in a democracy, public opinion does not matter. The people have no representation in the system, and no way to demand redress for their grievances. Things will just happen regardless of what anyone wants. And most of the people are too busy being fat, homosexual, and stoned to pay attention to it anyway.

Also, the CIA admitted this whole story was fake.

NPR:

The U.S. intelligence community says it does not believe Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro directs Tren de Aragua (TDA), a criminal gang that operates in the U.S., in a newly declassified, redacted memo. The memo contradicts claims by President Trump, who has accused Maduro of controlling the gang, which Trump says is invading the U.S. The government has relied on this argument to justify the deportation of alleged gang members under the Alien Enemies Act.

The April 7 memo obtained by the Freedom of the Press Foundation on May 5 and shared with NPR, shows that the Office of the Director of National Intelligence concluded that while some members of the Maduro regime may tolerate or work with Tren de Aragua, there’s no evidence of widespread, organized cooperation. “The Maduro regime probably does not have a policy of cooperating with TDA and is not directing TDA movement to and operations in the United States.” In fact, the memo states, Maduro and top Venezuelan officials view the gang as a threat. The memo states that the intelligence council, “has not observed the regime directing TDA, including to push migrants to the United States, which probably would require extensive coordination and funding between regime entities and TDA leaders …”

But everyone loves a fireworks show, so that’s what Trump’s been giving them, sending the US Air Force to blow up random fishing boats, which he claims are both Venezuelan and full of drugs. Of course, if they were smuggling drugs on these boats, Trump could send in the Navy SEALs to board them and seize the cargo as proof.

No, they’d probably just smoke it all themselves. Or plant the evidence. Every US special forces soldier is a raging drug fiend. That’s a well-known fact throughout the military. They’re not crack shots, they’re crack addicts.

Destroying random boats that may or may not have drugs on them is just empty spectacle to allow hopeful but gullible peasants to believe that some sort of action is being taken to stop the total decimation of their country by opioids, when in reality no meaningful action has been taken. Go for a walk down any city street. Everyone is still miserable, everything is dirty and disgusting, and fentanyl is everywhere. Nothing is being done about it, and nothing has changed.

The cartoon villain plots against Venezuela have continued to escalate, with the latest failed scheme being an attempt to bribe Maduro’s airplane pilot into kidnapping him.

AP:

The federal agent had a daring pitch for Nicolás Maduro’s chief pilot: All he had to do was surreptitiously divert the Venezuelan president’s plane to a place where U.S. authorities could nab the strongman.

In exchange, the agent told the pilot in a clandestine meeting, the aviator would be made a very rich man.

The conversation was tense, and the pilot left noncommittal, though he provided the agent, Edwin Lopez, with his cell number — a sign he might be interested in helping the U.S. government.

Over the next 16 months, even after retiring from his government job in July, Lopez kept at it, chatting with the pilot over an encrypted messaging app.

The pair texted on WhatsApp and Telegram about a dozen times. But the conversations seemed to go nowhere.

After the August text about the $50 million reward, Lopez sent another saying there was “still time left to be Venezuela’s hero and be on the right side of history.” But he did not hear back.

On Sept. 18, Lopez was watching the news of Trump’s buildup in the Caribbean when he saw a post on X by an anonymous plane spotter who had closely tracked the comings and goings of Maduro’s jetliners over the years, according to three of the people familiar with the matter. The user, @Arr3ch0, a play on Venezuelan slang for “furious,” posted a screenshot of a flight tracking map that showed a presidential Airbus making an odd loop after taking off from Caracas.

“Where are you heading?” wrote Lopez, using a new number.

“Who is this?” responded Villegas, either not recognizing the number or feigning ignorance.

When Lopez pressed about what they discussed in the Dominican Republic, Villegas grew combative, calling Lopez a “coward.”

“We Venezuelans are cut from a different cloth,” Villegas wrote. “The last thing we are is traitors.”

Lopez sent him a photo of them talking to each other on a red leather couch at the airplane hangar the previous year.

“Are you crazy?” Villegas replied.

“A little…,” wrote Lopez.

Two hours later, Lopez tried one last time, mentioning Villegas’ three children by name and a better future he said awaited them in the U.S.

“The window for a decision is closing,” Lopez wrote, shortly before Villegas blocked his number. “Soon it will be too late.”

Realizing that Villegas wasn’t going to join the plan, Lopez and others in the anti-Maduro movement decided to try to unnerve the Venezuelan leader, according to three of the people familiar with the operation.

The day after the testy WhatsApp exchange between Lopez and Villegas, Marshall Billingslea – a close ally of Venezuela’s opposition – took action. A former national security official in Republican administrations, Billingslea had for weeks been trolling Maduro. Now he brought Villegas into his cyberbullying.

“Feliz cumpleanos ‘General’ Bitner!” he wrote in a mocking birthday wish on X the day Villegas turned 48.

Billingslea included side-by-side photographs that would be sure to raise eyebrows. One was the same one that Lopez had shared with Villegas the day before over WhatsApp, except the agent had been cropped out of it. The other was an official air force photo with a gold star denoting his new rank affixed to the shoulder epaulet.

The X post was published at 3:01 p.m. — a minute before another sanctioned Airbus that Maduro has been known to fly took off from Caracas’ airport. Twenty minutes later, the plane unexpectedly returned to the airport.

The birthday wish, seen by almost 3 million people, sent shockwaves across Venezuelan social media, as Maduro’s opponents speculated the pilot had been ordered to return to face interrogation. Others wondered if he would be jailed. Nobody saw or heard from Villegas for days. Then, on Sept. 24, the pilot resurfaced, in an air force flight suit, on a widely followed TV show hosted by Interior Minister Diosdado Cabello.

Cabello laughed off any suggestion that Venezuela’s military could be bought. As he praised Villegas’ loyalty, calling him an “unfailing, kick-ass patriot, ” the pilot stood by silently, raising a clenched fist in a display of his loyalty.

So their Bay of Pigs redux failed, then they said “can’t we just text someone to pick him up for us?” It’s a DoorDash kidnapping plot!

I thought these CIA people were supposed to be ultra competent mega spies, like in all those movies I watched. Getting outwitted by the Chinese is understandable. But getting rolled over and over by Venezuela? It’s like the US national women’s team losing to 13-year-old boys. Anyway, all these gay ops keep on failing, so Trump has escalated the military pressure instead, parking a US aircraft carrier off the coast and flying bombers around to make it look like he might attack at any minute.

- Map of the American military buildup in the Caribbean Sea arround Venezuela. pic.twitter.com/zuEIQnzVuO

— Monitor𝕏 (@MonitorX99800) November 3, 2025

Will he actually start a war with Venezuela? Maybe. I’m guessing probably not. Trump likes to fight people who can’t shoot back at all. Trump went in to fight the Houthis for the Jews, then surrendered weeks later. At the time, we wondered if there was a sort of deeper breach growing between Trump and Netanyahu. Nah. Trump just got spooked because the Houthis were shooting missiles at US ships, and decided to pull out before one of them got hit.

Trump likes to proclaim himself to be the great peacemaker. What he actually does is go around the world starting pointless fights with other countries, then asks to be congratulated when he backs out of the fights that he started.

Venezuela might just be the latest stop on Trump’s endless tour of driving up to the edge of a cliff and then slamming the brakes. Or maybe this time Trump will think he’s finally found an opponent weak enough to be beaten. Militarily, Venezuela is much weaker than Iran or North Korea. If it came to outright war, the US could destroy their navy and air force in a few days, and start bombing wherever it wanted.

But who would actually be the boots on the ground and conquer Venezuela? This fleet Trump is assembling off the coast has enough firepower to do a bombing campaign, but it doesn’t have anywhere close to the number of Marines that would be needed to conquer the country. Colombia was run by pro-US regimes for decades before their last election. Brazil was a close ally under Bolsonaro and his predecessor. If this had happened back then, they might have sent in the troops while the US bombed everything for them. But neither of these neighboring countries is on-board with a US invasion today. Lula is back in Brazil, and Colombia is led by Gustavo Petro, a righteous socialist who hates the baby-killing Jews.

So the US has no neighboring countries to use as bases (Guyana barely counts as a country), and these Venezuelan exiles the CIA has been training are a total joke, who just surrender as soon as any shots are fired. There is no rebel army in Venezuela waiting to rise up and take over. There’s a lot of people who are mad that the US sanctions have destroyed their economy, but none of those people (or very few of them) want the US to come in and start blowing everything up. As with pro-US Cubans, most pro-US Venezuelans live in Miami. If the objective is stealing the oil, the US needs to occupy and control the country, or establish some sort of puppet government. They would need to establish secure zones for the US oil companies to bring in their people without getting shot at or car bombed.

Probably, the US is hoping they can get Venezuela’s army to do a coup against Maduro through a combination of threats and bribery, similarly to how they took down Assad. Maybe that will end up working. It’s been done countless times before in South America. Amidst this kerfuffle, there have been many stories in Western media about Maduro offering deals where he’ll step down.

AP:

Venezuelan government officials have floated a plan in which President Nicolás Maduro would eventually leave office, a bid aimed at easing mounting U.S. pressure on the government in Caracas, according to a former Trump administration official.

The proposal, which was rejected by the White House, calls for Maduro to step down from power in three years and hand over authority to his vice president, Delcy Rodriguez, who would complete Maduro’s current six-year term that runs until January 2031, according to the official who was briefed on the plan but was not authorized to comment publicly on the matter and spoke on the condition of anonymity.

Rodriguez would not run for reelection under the plan, the official said, adding that the White House had rejected the proposal because it continues to question the legitimacy of Maduro’s rule and accuse him of overseeing a narco-terrorist state.

The revelation of Maduro’s attempts to offer a plan to slowly ease himself out of power comes amid growing unease in the Venezuelan leader’s government that President Donald Trump could order military action to try to oust him.

Speaking at a televised event Thursday, Maduro ridiculed reports that Rodríguez would be part of a plan to replace him as an attempt “to divide our people.”

He also mocked Trump’s confirmation Wednesday that the U.S. president had authorized the CIA to operate in Venezuela.

“Can anyone believe the CIA hasn’t been operating in Venezuela for the past 60 years?” Maduro said.

Rodríguez described the alleged plan for Maduro to step down as fake news Thursday.

“FAKE!!” Rodríguez wrote in English on her Telegram account. “More media that add to the garbage dump of the psychological war against the Venezuelan people.”

She added that Venezuela’s leadership is united.

These are fake stories, of course. It’s a textbook psychological warfare tactic. You tell the Venezuelans your leader is already trying to sell you out, so why should you fight for him? Why don’t you stab him in the back first?

And of course, we have the usual shenanigans going on.

AFP:

Venezuela claimed Monday to have dismantled a CIA-financed cell plotting a false-flag attack on a US warship deployed to the southern Caribbean, as Washington stepped up pressure on Caracas by flying bombers nearby.

Venezuelan authorities said they uncovered an operation targeting the USS Gravely, a guided-missile destroyer that docked Sunday in Trinidad and Tobago — within firing distance of the Venezuelan mainland.

The ship’s arrival sparked outrage in Caracas, which called it a “provocation” and claimed it was “aimed at provoking a war in the Caribbean.”

It also deepened tensions with Trinidad and Tobago, whose Prime Minister Kamla Persad-Bissessar is a strong critic of Venezuela’s Nicolas Maduro, and a supporter of US President Donald Trump’s military campaign against drug traffickers in the Caribbean.

Maduro on Monday evening announced he had suspended a gas agreement with Trinidad and Tobago, accusing Persad-Bissessar of transforming her nation “into an aircraft carrier of the American empire against Venezuela.”

As part of Trump’s campaign, the Pentagon has so far deployed seven warships to the Caribbean and one to the Gulf of Mexico.

The United States has also announced the imminent arrival of the USS Gerald R. Ford, the world’s largest aircraft carrier, and its accompanying fleet.

Venezuela and some observers believe Trump’s administration is using the military deployments to build pressure on the government and depose Maduro, whom Washington does not recognize as the legitimate president.

Venezuelan Interior Minister Diosdado Cabello said Monday that a cell “financed by the CIA” planned to attack the USS Gravely and frame Caracas.

Four people were arrested, Cabello said, without providing details of the alleged suspects. Venezuela regularly claims to have arrested US-backed mercenaries working to destabilize Maduro’s administration.

Alongside his naval buildup, Trump recently confirmed authorizing CIA operations in Venezuela and considering ground strikes.

If the bluff fails though, and Venezuela’s army stands by Maduro, I don’t think Trump is going to be able to follow through on his threats. Maybe he’ll bomb some random huts in the jungle and say those were Maduro’s secret drug labs, and now the crisis is over. That seems like his style. Or maybe they’ll try to seize some of the offshore drilling platforms? It seems like he’s going to have to do something, having pushed things this far.

Maduro, of course, has never threatened the US at all, and would be happy to just sit down and talk things out with Trump. In fact, that would probably work if it happened. But Trump is a fool who has surrounded himself with evil councilors, who will always endeavor to prevent anything good from happening.

Venezuela’s Maduro says he almost met with Donald Trump but it was SABOTAGED by John Bolton and Mike Pompeo

MADURO: “If we had met, Trump and I would have understood each other – we would even have become friends… [Bolton & Pompeo] led Trump to a failure. False advisors!” pic.twitter.com/Fwam4aG8ys

— COMBATE | (@upholdreality) February 7, 2024

By the way, that Jordan Goudreau guy who led the failed coup and blew the whistle on the cartel hoax is going to jail now.

CBS News:

A federal judge in Tampa has ordered the arrest of a former Green Beret accused of plotting to invade Venezuela in 2020 after he failed to show up to court for a hearing on whether he should be taken back into custody for violating the conditions of his pre-trial release.

Jordan Goudreau, 49, was arrested last year on weapons smuggling charges tied to the failed coup attempt undertaken during the first Trump administration.

He was released after a few weeks in jail when filmmaker Jen Gatien pledged her $2 million Manhattan apartment where the combat veteran was living as collateral for a bond. In testimony this week, Gatien detailed how the three-time Bronze Star recipient turned abusive, alleging he threatened to harm her and others and sent text messages saying he wouldn’t go back to jail.

“I believe he intends one day to leave this country,” Gatien said, noting that Goudreau previously lived on a sailboat in Mexico.

Judge Christopher Tuite issued an arrest warrant Friday after waiting 30 minutes for Goudreau to show up for the third day of the bond hearing. A probation officer said the ankle monitor Goudreau was supposed to wear was still located in the Tampa area, where Goudreau was living while undergoing equine-assisted therapy supervised by the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs.

Equine-assisted therapy?

You would think this whole thing couldn’t get any dumber, but you should sit down and listen, because a woman is talking.

Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado tells Bloomberg that the Palestinian armed resistance group, Hamas, is now located in Venezuela. She welcomes Trump’s recent military escalation and blames all extrajudicial killings on Maduro.

Note: A senior Hamas delegation… https://t.co/tNnX26JW2c

— Drop Site (@DropSiteNews) November 1, 2025

Who knew that Hamas had tunnels extending all the way across the Atlantic Ocean? No wonder Israel can’t defeat them.

I am also aware of certain notable figures out there, particularly those popular among the mugu community, who argue that attacking Venezuela would actually be “based.” They seem to believe that they will somehow benefit personally from this war, in ways that are completely unexplained.

Venezuela, ahhh interesting.

That’s why they push Nick Fuentes everywhere. The world is bigger than the Middle East and he is for regime change in Venezuela!

Just another American who wants chaos for the benefit of their big empire. https://t.co/4SmViOO6QE pic.twitter.com/2B1Ou9PPtl

— Srpski Inat (@SerbianInat) August 14, 2025

To them, I can only say that you are so stupid that it hurts my soul, and in fact it so enrages me that I am about to hurl my own furniture out the window while bellowing like an ape.

The Narcotics Rewards Program offers a total of up to $65M for info leading to the arrests and/or convictions of Venezuelans Nicolás Maduro Moros, Diosdado Cabello Rondón, and Vladimir Padrino López. https://t.co/h5xyNFOFuf pic.twitter.com/pOHkkeHDUn

— US Dept of State INL (@StateINL) January 10, 2025

America gets to decide who runs your country.

This is because Jewish people are the chosen ones and were turned into soap, and this means they can do anything to anyone forever.

If you don’t do what they tell you to do, they will send people to kill you.

RT:

The US has increased its reward for information leading to the arrest of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro to $25 million, up from the $15 million offered in 2020, the US Treasury announced on Friday. The move comes as part of a broader set of measures, including sanctions and travel restrictions, targeting officials associated with the Venezuelan government.

Washington has refused to recognize Maduro as the winner of the July 2024 presidential election, calling the vote rigged and undemocratic. US Secretary of State Antony Blinken claimed last August that the US possessed “overwhelming evidence” suggesting that opposition candidate Edmundo Gonzalez was the actual winner of the election.

On Friday, the day of Maduro’s inauguration, the Treasury also accused the Venezuelan government of “repression and subversion of democracy.”

In addition to the increased bounty on Maduro, the US announced a $25 million reward for information leading to the arrest of Interior Minister Diosdado Cabello and a $15 million reward for Defense Minister Vladimir Padrino Lopez. The Treasury accused them of playing a role in “repression and human rights abuses.”

Maduro is a charming gentleman.

These attacks against him are disgusting and Jewish.

Of course the Jews will say he is “far left,” because he is a communist, but remember that the Jews also told you to kill “far right” Adolf Hitler because he was a fascist. Right now, they are calling Russia and China “far right.”

They will say anything to you to get you on-board with their wars.

The reality is, whether a leader is far-right or far-left or neither of those things, countries which are not threatening anyone should be left alone.

¡ESTÁN DERROTADOS! 🌎🇻🇪

El mensaje del Presidente Nicolás Maduro para que sea entendido en cualquier idioma 😎#MaduroPresidente y quien estén en contra ni que vuelvan a nacer ️ pic.twitter.com/Y6WKF94UdR

— El Cuarto Rojo (@ElCuartoRoj0) January 10, 2025

When Trump brings in infinity Indians to take all of the American jobs, the only thing left for Americans will be taking on bounties from Nicolas Maduro.

I can imagine worse futures.

The Guardian:

Venezuelan authorities have announced a $100,000 reward for information leading to the capture of exiled opposition candidate Edmundo González Urrutia, who insists he beat President Nicolás Maduro at the polls.

Police published on social media a photo of the previously little-known ex-diplomat with the word “wanted” under the image.

He fled to Spain in September after Maduro claimed victory in the 28 July election and cracked down hard on dissent.

González, 75, vowed to return to his troubled, economically distressed country to be sworn in as president on 10 January instead of Maduro, who is due to take the oath of office that day.

Judicial officials told AFP that the wanted poster with González’s face would be displayed at airports and police checkpoints around the country.

…

Venezuela declared Maduro the winner of a third six-year term in the July vote but the opposition cried foul, saying it has detailed polling station numbers that show González won handily.

…

The United States and the European parliament have recognized González as “president-elect”.

This guy is on a world tour, pretending to be the president of Venezuela, despite clearly not being the president of Venezuela.

Comienza nuestra gira por América Latina. Primera parada: Argentina. https://t.co/8VqIlO6EPe

— Edmundo González (@EdmundoGU) January 2, 2025

Segunda parada ¡Nos vemos en Uruguay! https://t.co/Joh6Qw9Ujn

— Edmundo González (@EdmundoGU) January 3, 2025

I’m not endorsing anyone hunting him down to collect the bag, but I would understand why they would. Donald Trump says you’re culturally inferior because you watched too much Saved by the Bell, and you’re not allowed to have a job anymore. And people have to have money.

How does it benefit the American people to take this threatening stance against Venezuela?

We’ve gotten some number of millions of criminals and mentally ill people in our country, which Joe Biden said was a big benefit.

Are there other secret benefits? Or is this just a total scam, American power once again being used for purposes that have nothing at all to do with the wellbeing of the American people?

RT:

A senior US diplomat has rejected Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro’s claim of victory in the July election and urged him to resign and allow a power transition, while threatening further sanctions if he fails to do so.

Francisco Palmieri, who leads the Venezuelan Affairs Unit at the US embassy in Colombia – as Washington has no diplomatic presence in Caracas – made the remarks on Wednesday in an interview with Venezuela’s El Nacional newspaper.

Palmieri argued that Maduro, who has led Venezuela since 2013, should recognise his rival Edmundo Gonzalez as the actual winner of the election before January 10, when the presidential inauguration ceremony is due to take place.

According to Venezuelan electoral authorities, Maduro defeated Gonzales in the July 28 presidential ballot. However, the opposition – along with most Western countries – have claimed the vote was rigged.

“Is it the deadline for Maduro. If he stays, things will only get worse for Venezuela,” Palmieri told the paper.

…

Washington will likely introduce new sanctions and continue to “individually punish” those associated with Maduro, Palmieri warned, adding that Caracas is bound to face “many problems internally and internationally” if Maduro remains in power.

This Palmieri fellow is a fat slob.

He’s also some kind of ethnic himself, and like Marco Rubio, clearly has a personal agenda in pushing war against Venezuela.

The Americanized latinos are all anti-communist fighters, usually because they come from wealthy families that were dislodged by communists.

Sanctions do not even work. Obviously, Maduro is rich. All sanctions do is harm the poor in a country. Rich people have money and these things don’t really affect you if you have money.

The purpose of sanctions then is to drive poor people into rioting or forming terrorist groups to overthrow the targeted government. That usually does not work, but one could possibly argue it worked in Syria.

The United States is imposing sanctions on 21 individuals for their roles in assisting Maduro falsely claiming victory in the July 28 election and subsequent brutal repression. We support the will of the Venezuelan people in electing Edmundo González Urrutia as president on July…

— Brian A. Nichols (@WHAAsstSecty) November 27, 2024

The U.S. Treasury Department has sanctioned 21 Venezuelan officials aligned with Nicolas Maduro for anti-democratic actions and human rights violations. VOA’s Celia Mendoza has more. https://t.co/cXxYkRD2VU pic.twitter.com/LTDO7aftnd

— Voice of America (@VOANews) November 28, 2024

We live in a rules-based order of democracy, and the rules are: everyone has gay sex, it’s illegal to criticize Jews, women control everything, and all Palestinian children must die.

The first rule of democracy is you do not talk about Jews.

The second rule of democracy is you do not talk about Jews.

If it’s your first night in a democracy, you have to get fucked in the ass.

New York Post:

The Biden administration on Wednesday announced sanctions against 21 Venezuelan officials over the wave of political repression following the country’s disputed July 28 election, which incumbent Nicolás Maduro claimed to win despite opposition vote-tracking showing otherwise.

“We are using our sanctions authorities to impose costs on 21 Maduro-aligned individuals for their myriad abuses against the Venezuelan people and attempts to steal the election,” a US official said on a White House-organized call.

“Our sanctions policy seeks to incentivize democratic actions in Venezuela.”

…

Sanctions allow the US government to seize assets held outside Venezuela and also serve to disconnect the individuals from the global financial system.

Maduro is a charming man, and these democracy people are truly nasty and hateful.

Does anyone care about “human rights”? Can anyone even define it?

Does it just mean “gay sex” and “it’s illegal to criticize the Jews”? Because that’s what I always hear.

🚨 President MADURO: “This extremist right wing is supported by international Zionism and financed by its the communicational power… They know Venezuela is with the Palestinian people’s right to peace, land, a state and independence, and we will ALWAYS be with PALESTINE.” pic.twitter.com/bkPXLSMVAC

— COMBATE |🇵🇷 (@upholdreality) August 2, 2024

President of Venezuela 🇻🇪 Nicolás Maduro: “Long live Venezuela, long live Palestine, long live Lebanon” pic.twitter.com/R2kfvkYBRd

— S p r i n t e r (@SprinterFamily) October 15, 2024

Venezuela president Maduro –
Long live Free Palestine! pic.twitter.com/1Qw8DDonEw

— S p r i n t e r (@SprinterFamily) October 4, 2024

🚨🇻🇪🇵🇸 VENEZUELAN President Maduro gives beautiful speech in defense of PALESTINE. pic.twitter.com/d5HyU9KihN

— Legitimate Targets (@LegitTargets) November 1, 2024

🇻🇪🇺🇸 3 U.S. citizens arrested in Venezuela in a CIA-backed attempt to assassinate President Maduro just 6 days after BlackWater PMC Erik Prince announced “an unstoppable movement that will change the course of Venezuela”

Looks like the “unstoppable movement” was stopped short pic.twitter.com/as84G7Yijx

— HOT SPOT (@HotSpotHotSpot) September 15, 2024

It sure seems like the CIA is now sending assassination squads to try to assassinate the president of Venezuela.

They failed to remove him through CIA-backed riots started on social media trends in the country which falsely claimed the election was fake, they failed to garner support for military action, so the next obvious step would be assassination.

The Guardian:

The US state department rejected allegations of CIA involvement in an alleged assassination plot against Nicolás Maduro after Venezuelan officials announced the arrest of three Americans, two Spaniards and a Czech on Saturday.

The claims of a plot against Maduro – the Venezuelan president, whose recent re-election is contested – were made on state television by Diosdado Cabello, the interior minister. Cabello said the foreign citizens including a US navy member were part of a CIA-led plot to overthrow the Venezuelan government and kill several members of its leadership. In the television programme, Cabello showed images of rifles that he said were confiscated from some of the alleged plotters.

The US state department late on Saturday confirmed the detention of a US military member and said it was aware of “unconfirmed reports of two additional US citizens detained in Venezuela”.

“Any claims of US involvement in a plot to overthrow Maduro are categorically false. The United States continues to support a democratic solution to the political crisis in Venezuela.”

The claims come two days after the US treasury imposed sanctions on 16 allies of Maduro, accused by the US government of obstructing voting during the disputed 28 July Venezuelan presidential election and carrying out human rights abuses.

Maybe Maduro staged this. It’s possible.

There’s no way to know.

What we do know, however, is that the Americans are openly declaring that they will not tolerate Venezuela having a government they don’t like, and that the Americans are fully committed to removing that government by any means necessary. According to democracy and the rules-based order, if you have a government the United States does not like, the United States has a right to do anything to change your government, including revolution, war, or assassination.

It’s who we are because of our values.

Venezuelans voted for change. Maduro’s post-election repression has killed or jailed thousands, and winning candidate @EdmundoGU remains the best hope for democracy. We must not let Maduro and his representatives cling to power by force. The will of the people must be respected.

— Secretary Antony Blinken (@SecBlinken) September 9, 2024

Related: Venezuelan “Opposition Leader” (CIA Cunt) Calls for US to Do “Much More” to Stop Heroic Leader Maduro

What the world needs is more democracy.

Gobs of it.

If some Jew ejaculated democracy into my mouth, I would swallow it and ask for another serving.

Democracy is so cash.

The Guardian:

The US secretary of state has said Edmundo González “remains the best hope for democracy” in Venezuela after the former presidential candidate went into exile in Spain.

Antony Blinken said on X on Sunday that González’s departure from Venezuela “is the direct result of the anti-democratic measures that [President] Nicolás Maduro has unleashed on the Venezuelan people”.

Edmundo Gonzalez

Shortly after touching down with his wife at the Torrejón de Ardoz military base outside Madrid, González said he was “confident that soon we will continue the fight to achieve freedom and the recovery of democracy in Venezuela”, in an audio message distributed by his media team.

The choice for González to leave was made because “his life was in danger”, opposition leader María Corina Machado said earlier on X, citing a “brutal wave of repression” in the aftermath of Venezuela’s 28 July election.

González, a 75-year-old retired diplomat, went to ground in the days after the ballot, which detailed voting data published by the opposition suggests he won. But Maduro has claimed victory and in early September a warrant for González’s arrest was issued for alleged crimes that could have led to him spending the rest of his life in prison.

Venezuela’s vice-president, Delcy Rodríguez, said González, who several foreign governments have announced as the legitimate winner of the election, had left after “voluntarily seeking refuge” in the Spanish embassy. She claimed granting him safe passage out of the country was designed to “contribute to political peace”.

But why does Venezuela need democracy?

Can’t they just have peace now that all of their criminals and insane people are in America (because of America’s democracy values)?

It seems like if you don’t have any criminals, you can pretty much do any government.

The problem is democracy promotes criminality, because of sacred values.

El jefe de la diplomacia estadounidense, Antony Blinken, prometió el viernes sanciones a Venezuela🇻🇪 durante una visita a República Dominicana, donde el lunes Washington incautó un avión del presidente venezolano @NicolasMaduro en medio de la crisis política generada tras su… pic.twitter.com/Fh7ymdUz5f

— Canal 44 (@CANAL44TV) September 7, 2024

Blinken is openly talking about imposing even more sanctions on Venezuela.

Related: Venezuela’s Top Court Ratifies Maduro’s Victory After Reviewing Supposed “Fraud Evidence”

Whenever I see Nicolas Maduro in his colorful track suit, I think of one song and one song only.

For there is only one song that truly exemplifies my feelings toward him.

I think Morrissey should go to Venezuela and sing that song at a Maduro rally to demonstrate the Irish race’s solidarity with the Venezuelan struggle for workers liberation or whatever.

In this house, we stand with Maduro, against all of the haters.

He’s a charming man and all of the complainers are just butthurt that he’s so popular and everyone in the world loves him.

It is truly gruesome that someone so handsome should have to care about these CIA faggots and their gay-ass machanations.

Reuters:

Venezuela opposition leader Maria Corina Machado said on Thursday she wants the United States to do “much more” to press President Nicolas Maduro amid an ongoing dispute over July’s presidential election.

Democracies around the world have criticized the Venezuelan government’s handling of the July 28 vote, which election officials and its top court say was won by Maduro, who has been in power since 2013. Authorities have not released full tallies, blaming a cyber attack.

“I certainly think the United States should do much more and I have been very clear to them and to other countries,” Machado told an online press conference on Thursday, adding that there were international mechanisms to punish those who violate human rights.

No one gives a shit about what you think, bitch.

You know why?

Because you’re a woman.

And you’re CIA to boot.

“We are considering a range of options to demonstrate to Maduro and his representatives that their misgovernance in Venezuela has consequences,” a State Department spokesperson said, adding they had nothing to announce at this time.

The White House did not immediately answer Reuters questions about Machado’s remarks.

An end to the Maduro era would also be to the advantage of international investors and creditors, Machado said.

Estimates of how much Venezuela owes creditors vary from $60 billion to $150 billion.

“Companies should understand that it is in their best interest, as well as Venezuela’s creditors, for a transition to proceed as fast as possible, and to not support the regime,” Machado said.

Huh.

It’s about democracy, but it’s also about… Jew bankers?

It’s funny how often those two interests line up, huh?

If I didn’t know better, I would think that democracy itself is just a gigantic front for a global Jew banker operation.

I’m against the Jew bankers and I stand totally with this charming man, Maduro.

🔥🔥 BREAKING! MADURO SPEAKS!

🔴Maduro calls out the U.S. for fueling, financing, and preparing the attempted coup (color revolution).

He holds Mr. González Urrutia and Mrs. Machado responsible for the violence, deaths, & destruction. #venezuela #nicolasmaduro #unitedstates pic.twitter.com/nlPfyS9Mct

— ANTICONQUISTA (@ANTICONQUISTA) July 31, 2024

The increasingly rogue US government has stolen the plane of Venezuelan president Maduro in the Dominican Republic, and flew it to Florida pic.twitter.com/YHtlnXVBJr

— Glenn Diesen (@Glenn_Diesen) September 2, 2024

BREAKING: U.S. seizes Venezuela President Nicolas Maduro’s airplane in the Dominican Republic, CNN. pic.twitter.com/s5aDMNlzwN

— KanekoaTheGreat (@KanekoaTheGreat) September 2, 2024

Previously:

• European Union Refuses to Recognize Legitimacy of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro
• US and Her Vassals Repeat Claim Maduro is Not Allowed to be President of Venezuela

This is so gay.

The Guardian:

US authorities have seized Nicolás Maduro’s plane in an apparent escalation of pressure on the Venezuelan president, more than a month after his widely contested claim of victory in the country’s national elections.

US authorities confirmed on Monday they had seized Maduro’s jet in the Dominican Republic after determining it was allegedly purchased in violation of US sanctions. The plane, described by US officials as Venezuela’s equivalent to Air Force One, has been flown to Fort Lauderdale in Florida.

“This morning, the justice department seized an aircraft we allege was illegally purchased for $13m [£10m] through a shell company and smuggled out of the United States for use by Nicolás Maduro and his cronies,” the US attorney general, Merrick Garland, said in a statement.

…

Venezuela’s government said the plane’s “illegal” confiscation “cannot be considered anything apart from piracy”.

Caracas accused the US of using its economic and military power to intimidate and pressure countries such as the Dominican Republic into being “accomplices in its criminal acts”.

His name isn’t “Merrick Garland.”

It’s Garfinkel.

He’s Jewish.

Jewish, by the way. He’s Jewish.

Don’t these people have any shame?

Are they not considering how this looks? Hijacking a plane?

What’s next?

Are they going to release termites at his house?

“Maduro cannot be recognised as the legitimate winner of this presidential election”

Borrell must be losing his memory. Clearly he thinks Venezuela is still a colony of Spain.

Sorry but Venezuela will never be a colony again, not of Europe, not of the US, not of anywhere. pic.twitter.com/L8gWfcWzao

— Carlos (@agent_of_change) August 29, 2024

Maduro is a good leader and an astonishing gentleman.

The US doesn’t have a right to tell people who their president is and neither do their bitch-boys in the EU.

No other country goes around telling people who their leaders are.

Reuters:

European Union foreign ministers agreed on Thursday they would not recognise the “democratic legitimacy” of Venezuelan leader Nicolas Maduro following the country’s disputed election, EU foreign policy chief Josep Borrell said.

Borrell said the ministers made the decision after Venezuela’s national electoral body repeatedly failed to heed calls to provide credible data to support Maduro’s claims of victory in last month’s election.

“We cannot accept the legitimacy of Maduro as elected president,” Borrell told reporters after a meeting of foreign ministers from the EU’s 27 member countries in Brussels.

“He will remain president, de facto … But we deny democratic legitimacy based on a result that cannot be verified.”

Well. He’s definitely the president.

These sickening democracy people were already threatening to overthrow his government.

Remember when Trump made all of those threats, and Marco Rubio – who is a homosexual, by the way – was down in Colombia screaming?

This has been going on for a while. Admitting that he is “de facto” president is probably as much as these people were going to do. At least they are admitting, for the time being, they won’t be trying to depose him.

Western media is flooding their global propaganda rags with headlines about this anti-Maduro “march”

I saw more people at my neighbor’s funeral 😂pic.twitter.com/WwiEXnh9aV

— COMBATE |🇵🇷 (@upholdreality) August 28, 2024