So uhhhhh.

Yeah, I thought this was fake news. It was in a bunch of tabloids. But no, there’s a science site that is citing all of these legit sources.

I guess the majority of the media just isn’t interested – but it seems that there is a gigantic “rogue planet” roaming around aimlessly just outside of our solar system.

I won’t be the least bit surprised if it turns out to be Nibiru.

I mean, I think it probably isn’t Nibiru, I’m just saying – if it is, I’m not going to be shocked.

I’m just gonna be like “huh.”

Reality no longer exists. We should expect such things as this now.

Science Alert:

There is a very strange object floating around our stellar neighbourhood and it has astronomers intrigued.

It’s very large, and has an extremely strong magnetic field, and it’s a “rogue”, not attached to any other object.

And we know this because astronomers have detected it using the Very Large Array radio telescope.

At just 20 light years from home, this marks the first planetary-mass object that has ever been detected using radio telescopy. But only just.

At 12.7 times more massive than Jupiter, it’s right on the upper limit for planets – verging into brown dwarf territory.

“This object is right at the boundary between a planet and a brown dwarf, or ‘failed star,’ and is giving us some surprises that can potentially help us understand magnetic processes on both stars and planets,” said astronomer Melodie Kao of Arizona State University.

According to a working definition laid out by the IAU Working Group on Extrasolar Planets, a brown dwarf as an object that is too small to produce hydrogen fusion, the dominant process that generates energy in stars, but is still large enough for deuterium fusion, a lower temperature process vital to newly forming stars.

They sit, therefore, between very small stars and very large planets, between around 13 and 80 times the mass of Jupiter, and are sometimes known as “failed stars”.

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Those are the processes that this new object, named SIMP J01365663+0933473, might help astronomers learn more about.

Discovered among a cluster of very young stars, it’s about 200 million years old – just a wee baby.

And, although it’s 12.7 times more massive than Jupiter, it’s only a little bit bigger, with a radius 1.22 times that of our gas giant.

Compared to the Sun’s 5,500-degree-Celsius surface temperature (9,932 degrees Fahrenheit), it’s relatively cool, coming in with a surface temperature of 825 degrees Celsius (around 1517 degrees Fahrenheit).

But its magnetic field is something worth a closer look. It’s a massive 200 times the strength of Jupiter’s magnetic field.

The team believe that they have detected radio emissions from these auroras – which presents a challenge to how we understand the mechanisms for auroras in both brown dwarfs and exoplanets.

“This particular object is exciting because studying its magnetic dynamo mechanisms can give us new insights on how the same type of mechanisms can operate in extrasolar planets – planets beyond our Solar System,” Kao said.

“We think these mechanisms can work not only in brown dwarfs, but also in both gas giant and terrestrial planets.”

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“Detecting SIMP J01365663+0933473 with the VLA through its auroral radio emission,” said astronomer Gregg Hallinan of Caltech, “also means that we may have a new way of detecting exoplanets, including the elusive rogue ones not orbiting a parent star.”

The research has been published in The Astrophysical Journal.

An alien ship, something that traveled through time, or something that accidentally burst in from another dimension is probably more likely than Nibiru.

This seems like a pretty interesting story.

It’s kinda strange that it isn’t getting any media coverage.

Kinda like how the fact that the hidden inner chambers of the Great Pyramid is designed to concentrate electromagnetic energy didn’t get any media attention, huh?

It’s kinda like the Jews that control the media want us only thinking about a very specific set of informations.

I want to take this time to reiterate that I am most assuredly NOT attempting to create a new religion that fuses pantheistic Jungian Christianity with Heidegger, Atlantis, Esoteric Hitlerism, morphic fields and/or the Dune series by Frank Herbert.

This is merely hearsay from shills on /pol/.

However, if I was doing that – I’m not – but if I was, I would not include ancient aliens or Nibiru, and do not believe this planet – or whatever it is that is being talked about in this article – is Nibiru.

The only thing I have said is that because reality itself is collapsing and appears to have no anchor on it at all, I would not be surprised if it was Nibiru.

At this point, the only thing that would genuinely shock me is if it turned out that Jews are actually just trying to help mankind and that niggers are actually biologically exactly the same as white people and the only reason that they behave the way they do is because of racism.

However.

This strange gigantic orbiting object could be something intriguing.

Who knows? 

On a long enough timeline, the chances of Nibiru returning and completely fucking up your shit is 1.

Shockingly to most, Planet X did not crash into the earth Saturday.

But that doesn’t mean that some totally fucked up shit won’t still start happening ASAP.

Fox News:

The end is still nigh — just not as nigh as it was earlier this week, a Doomsday writer says.

David Meade, who claimed the world is ending Saturday when a mysterious planet collides with Earth, is now backtracking on the calamitous claim.

Meade said the world won’t end on Sept. 23 after all, but instead Saturday will only mark the beginning of a series of catastrophic events to occur over several weeks.

“The world is not ending, but the world as we know it is ending,” he told the Washington Post. “A major part of the world will not be the same the beginning of October.”

Yeah, I can dig that.

I’ll tell you – I can jive with that scene.

Meade said his prediction is based on verses and numerical codes found in the Bible, specifically in the apocalyptic Book of Revelation. He said recent events, such as the solar eclipse and Hurricanes Irma and Harvey, are omens of the approaching apocalypse.

The significant number is 33, according to Meade.

“Jesus lived for 33 years. The name Elohim, which is the name of God for the Jews, was mentioned 33 times [in the Bible],” he said. “It’s a very biblically significant, numerologically significant number. I’m talking astronomy. I’m talking the Bible…and merging the two.”

The SPLC should sue this guy.

Sept. 23 is also 33 days since the Aug. 21 solar eclipse.

Meade has also built his theory on the so-called Planet X, which is also known as Nibiru, which he believes will pass Earth on Sept. 23. This will cause volcanic eruptions, tsunamis and earthquakes, he claims.

NASA has repeatedly said Planet X does not exist.

The real question here is – why are all major media outlets reporting on some random doomsday prophecy guy?

I mean, there have been these guys forever, always giving specific dates for the end of the world, then being like “oh well, you know – I actually meant something else.”

Anyone can do this. All you have to do is start making videos about how you worked out some numerology and Nibiru is about to smash our shit up.

Why is WaPo calling this guy like “hey you got any updates on that?” – unless WaPo itself is concerned that this is real.

My End of the World Prophecy

I don’t have any specific end of the world prophecy, tbh.

What I do think is that the world is currently in a state of flux, and that this are going to start changing rapidly. I think things are already weirder than anyone expected them to be, and they’re about to get that much weirder.

This isn’t really a prophecy so much as an observation and a deduction based on possible outcomes. There are basically no possible outcomes which are not super-weird.

Also, given that David Icke was right about this pedophile elite thing when everyone thought it was insane, I think we can say that there is at least a 20% chance he is right about the world being ruled either by reptiles from another dimension or some other type of reptilian or insectoid race of aliens.

Other 2018 possibilities and percentages:

• Megafauna climbing up out of the center of the Hollow Earth: 35%
• China unleashing a group of teenaged genetically engineered superhumans with 4-digit IQs: 78%
• Aforementioned 20% likely reptilian overlords revealing themselves: 40%
• Some type of thing where the Book of Revelations as interpreted by John Hagee comes true: 17%
• Space aliens landing and declaring themselves overlords: 19%
• Emergent AI developing sentience and taking over the entire internet and all connected devices in order to push its agenda: 87%
• Cosmic rays altering reality to the point where time stops existing and we become pure consciousness: 22%