Disgraced Doom Prophet Neil Ferguson Says Mass Vaccination Could Get UK Back to Normal
“The needle has to be this big, and you have to shove it up your ass, in order for the lockdown to finally, truly end.” Imagine being kidnapped by someone,…
Chubby Chaser Hoax Mastermind Neil Ferguson Admits Lockdown Made No Difference
Welp. Guess we destroyed our economies for nothing. Too bad. But at least we stayed on the safe side and did this insane lockdown thing that no one in history…
NHS Doctor Explains Why “You Can’t Trust” UK Coronavirus Death Certificates
Listen to the experts, they say. Well, which experts are we supposed to listen to? We could listen to academics who conjure doomsday death predictions out of computer models which…
Neil Ferguson’s Code for Computer Model Used to Predict Coronavirus Apocalypse is Garbage
Pictured: Neil Ferguson begging the government to take away your rights. It seems that most professionals not working for the government can see that this whole Doom Virus lockdown stuff…
Beta Male Dr. Doom Neil Ferguson Resigns After Getting Caught Breaking Quarantine to Have Sex with Fat Old Married Woman
Britain’s Dr. Doom Neil Ferguson, ostensibly the man behind the lockdown, who claimed that 2.2 million people would die in America due to “overwhelmed hospitals” if we didn’t shut the…