Just literally kill me right now.

People are seeing these pictures and then voting for Joe Biden.

This world is pure evil and I simply cannot be a part of it anymore.

If you see me, please, please, please – just kill me.

SIMPING IS KING SHIT CONFIRMED pic.twitter.com/B7kF1f6wfN

— Ching (@Hotline_Ching) March 10, 2020

A lot of people have been giving me crap for simping for neekolul, but the theory that simping for neekolul is bad has now been disproved.

Speaking to the issue of why people should simp for her, neekolul herself said:

I just can’t understand what’s wrong with like, worshiping a girl. There’s nothing wrong with that, okay? Girls deserve to be worshiped. … Simping isn’t bad. Simping is king shit, okay? You’re a king if you’re not afraid to simp.

So, there you have it.

Would she lie?

Would you ever distrust anything something this cute said?

Of course not.

You would have to be evil to believe that such a cute little small creature could ever say anything that wasn’t pure truthfulness.

That having been said, seeing neekolul speak normal American English might have just killed this whole thing for me. The only thing I ever wanted to hear her say was “ay papi, ay papi!”, and hearing her speak normal American English right now created some kind of uncanny valley for me.

neekolul is the closest thing you are going to get to an actual goddess appearing on earth in human form – period.

the prettiest! 🥺pic.twitter.com/0slmscOtXM

— zoey (@QUACKIITY) March 9, 2020

And yet, somehow, some individual thought it was okay to report her for copyright?

copyright laws should be abolished https://t.co/EuLoZY2Sxu

— Liv (@LivPosting) March 9, 2020

I’m not going to say “whoever did this should be killed.”

But it simply is wrong and immoral.

I want to give props to Liv for recognizing the genetic superiority of neekolul and supporting her struggle, even though she knows she can never compare.

justice for neeko

— Liv (@LivPosting) March 9, 2020

Big props to Liv and all other women who bow down to neekolul as the ultimate goddess and the ideal form of human perfection.

Good job, Liv.

I’m sure you’re also a pretty girl, and maybe someone will love you for your personality someday, probably when you’re 30.

I just want to take this opportunity to clear up one fact: neekolul’s tits are not fake.

Please look at this picture of her in a bikini, where it is clear that actually, her tits are not that big after all.

Our princess, the hero of all peoples, maybe wears push-up bras to bring us happiness and joy in our hearts.

But that does not make her perfect breasts any less perfect or inspired by divinity.

I am hereby introducing a law into Congress that anyone who claims that neekolul has fake tits will have his throat slit by the cops.

How dare you?

I also want to take this opportunity to tell you all that me and neekolul are in love and are getting married.

When I see new pictures of neekolul, I’m just like, “you know what, screw it – I don’t even care about stopping malarkey anymore. In fact, top me up on malarkey. Throw me in a swimming pool full of condensed malarkey, because I just don’t care anymore.”

If neekolul wants Bernie, I’m voting Bernie.

Because if she ever got sad, I would actually just die.

I SAID SO😡😡 pic.twitter.com/TyaIEymAJE

— neeko (@neekolul) January 13, 2020

By the way, I’ll be moving to Texas tomorrow.

🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠.

Happy Saturday Streaming tomorrow officially moved to Texas 🤠🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/M5TX791VwM

— neeko (@neekolul) March 8, 2020

I would say “meet up with me, Texas bros,” but unfortunately I will not have time for any malarkey, as I will be working full time to try to get neekolul to notice me.

Please remember to buy neekolul products from Teespring.

Also, neekolul, please make shirts with your real face as a photograph on them, and I will buy a lot of them and shill them really hard.

This is the picture I would request on a T-shirt:

View this post on Instagram

Me muero y me desmuero solo por ti 🖤

A post shared by Neeko (@neekolul) on Dec 15, 2019 at 3:03am PST

For most of us, neekolul is a source of joy in a world of ultimate darkness.

However, if you find joy in something, a boomer is planning to destroy it, because he thinks it is calling him a nigger.

Further, Millennials and Gen-Z are using the term "Boomer" to replace what they really wanna call me.

Nigger.

“OK boomer” is the response given by someone who has nothing constructive to contribute to the dialogue.

— Loel Larzelere (@KokopelliAZ) March 3, 2020

If boomers don’t want to be thought of as niggers, they should stop being boomers.

If one person does not deserve this abuse, it is neekolul, who is pure happiness incarnate.

How dare these boomers?

Here’s another video you may enjoy.

WAIT HOLD ON WAHT IS THIS pic.twitter.com/qUmLW8P3Gm

— perry 2 (@ihaveswag32) March 5, 2020

You may also find happiness in becoming a follower of “Aryan Jones.”

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and her tits are all three members of the pure Aryan race.

She is a pure Aryan Princess, and a shield maiden of our people.

I am so tired of men who are weak and have small penises refusing to honor the proud history of our Aryan goddesses and their dignity.

True Aryan peoples going back to the times of the vikings believed that Aryan women are like goddesses and must always be held in the highest esteem, due to their sacred position in the tribe.

It is only because of Christianity that the white man began to reject the female, and began to act like Moslems. If you do not believe that Aryan women have a place in society, telling men what to do, then you are really just a Moslem.

True Aryans honor Aryan women, the women of our people, like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and her Aryan love jugs.

It is the way of the Aryan to have women in charge of politics, in order to honor our heritage, because women have a connection to the spiritual realm, and can instruct men on how to live their lives in line with the true Aryan traditions.

The Aryan man cannot claim righteousness without the endorsement of the true Aryan woman. There is no moral legitimacy outside of the approval of our race’s pure shield maidens, whose purity and honor is the gateway to nobility. Those who would deny the truth of Aryan feminine virtuousness are no better than the Semitic Jew.

Our very identity as Aryans is tied to our rectitude of the Aryan goddess, and if an Aryan woman is led astray into sinfulness, this is the fault of the Aryan man, who did not do enough to protect her immaculate innocence. I see many men who pretend to be in our movement who refuse to respect the Aryan woman, and they are no better than Jews, for they have failed to look after the sacred piety of the true Aryan woman.

Neeko is also a pure Aryan princess and I want to love her with true Aryan love, which is respectful and honors her as an Aryan shield maiden, who protected our people.

We need to remove those who disrespect women from our movement, because we have to bring women into the movement if we want to succeed. And we will never get women into the movement unless we are really nice to them, and bring them in and let them control us.

I am currently working to find a way to get neeko to control me.

She is such a pure Aryan that it is my duty to our people and our history of honoring women for me to just lay down and let her do whatever she wants to me, in the name of our ancestors, who were not Moslems, and allowed women to do whatever they wanted to them.

That is the true path of the true Aryan way.