Boeing Fails to Launch Rocket Yet Again, Blames Computers
@NASA is hoping it will get another chance on Wednesday to send the @Boeing Starliner into space. The rocket launch was scrubbed on Saturday afternoon due to a computer issue.…
Allegedly American Craft Lands On Alleged Moon for the First Alleged Time in 50 Years
LIVE NOW: NASA science is landing on the Moon aboard @Int_Machines’ uncrewed Nova-C lander, named Odysseus. This is the first time an American commercial lunar lander has made it to…
NASA’s Mars Rover Generates Enough Oxygen for a Small Dog to Breathe for 10 Hours
You guys think this is real? I don’t really have an opinion on it. I guess I wouldn’t be surprised if it was fake or real. New York Post: A…
NASA Still Trying to Find Voyager 2 After Sending Wrong Command and Losing Contact
BREAKING: NASA is hunting deep space for Voyager 2 after flight controllers accidentally sent a wrong command that cut contact with the spacecraft 12 billion miles away — unusual_whales (@unusual_whales)…
America Has Retrieved Intact Craft of Non-Human Origin, “Whistleblower” Tells Congress
Oh, yeah. Okay. Whistleblower. Sure. The Debrief: A former intelligence official turned whistleblower has given Congress and the Intelligence Community Inspector General extensive classified information about deeply covert programs that…
NASA UFO Panel Holds First Public Meeting, Complains Alien Hoaxers are Getting Harassed
A @NASA panel formed last year to examine unclassified UFO sightings held a public meeting to discuss their preliminary findings ahead of a report expected later this year https://t.co/VSlTuLNbHd pic.twitter.com/Qri6eE2iYK…
You’ll Never Guess How Stupid This Fat Bitch From CNN Is! Shocking Slut!
When we ran up on a CNN story about diversity in space, we figured it was going to be a real sorry bunch of peckers. It was, of course. They…
Sino-Friendship in Space: China to Manifest Family Happiness on the Moon
Previously: NASA Says China Planning to Take Over the Moon, Announces New Race to Space If you land in Guangzhou or Beijing, you feel like you’ve landed on a Moon…
NASA Says China Planning to Take Over the Moon, Announces New Race to Space
China taking over the Moon because Americans are too fat, gay, and retarded? Now this is a storyline with some promise. RT: China might be contemplating a “takeover” of the…
NASA to Cause Alien Apocalypse, UK’s Oxford University Scientists Warn
We’re on aliens watch here at hoax central station. When they start telling you they’re worried about an alien invasion, that’s new. Before they claimed that any lifeform intelligent enough…