“Morning” Joe called out Donald Trump for hiring the Jewish lawyer Alan “The Dersh” Dershowitz, who was recently linked to a Jewish sex trafficking scandal run by Jewish Mossad agent Jeffrey Epstein.

“Let’s talk about the selection of a legal team, and talk about a president who has such trouble finding legal representation that he actually got the legal team that helped put together the plea deal and helped represent Jeffrey Epstein,” “Morning” said. “I can’t imagine another president at any time having to select a team that would be associated with a pedophile who according to recent reports trafficked in girls as young as 11 years old.”

He added that The Dersh is “a ratfaced kike snake” and a “slimy yid kiddie-diddler,” before bringing on guest Varg Vikernes.

“Let me just ask you, Varg: sickening kikes are at the heart of the matter when it comes to Donald Trump and his tricks – am I right?”

“I think you’re right, Morning Joe, and that really is the problem these days,” Varg said.

Last week, a fellow MSNBC host Chris Hayes also called Trump out over this, claiming that Trump is “neck deep in vile Mossad kikery” and then said something we will not repeat here regarding lampshades.

Hayes then brought on White Aryan Resistance leader Tom Metzger.

“We need to round these Jews up,” said Metzger. “They belong in concentration camps. We’ve got to get them out of here. We’ve got to do something about this nigger problem as well, Chris, we can’t just let them run loose like this.”

“I agree,” Chris said, before quickly correcting himself, “Not about the niggers, I mean I agree with you about putting Jews in camps. I don’t have any problem with niggers being on the loose.”

However, even with this correction, fellow MSNBC host Al Sharpton told fellow MSNBC host Rachel Maddow, “what does Chris Hayes mean when he calls us niggers on the loose?”

“I love the Jews AND Israel,” Sharpton added.

I said when Trump picked Dershowitz that it was weird to be associating with him when he’s still in the middle of this Epstein scandal. I didn’t really expect it to become an issue.

But maybe it has?

My Latest—> Trump is damaging the dream of America more than any terrorist attack ever could. https://t.co/DEnYurEFmW

— Joe Scarborough (@JoeNBC) September 11, 2018

He’s worse than 911 for you, Morning Joe – because no Arab or exploding building ever asked about that intern that was dead in your office.

So now that Matt Lauer is gone when will the Fake News practitioners at NBC be terminating the contract of Phil Griffin? And will they terminate low ratings Joe Scarborough based on the “unsolved mystery” that took place in Florida years ago? Investigate!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 29, 2017

But you come across as a complete lunatic applying your personal experience to the whole of America, Morning Joe.

A lot of people died on 911, and it was extremely traumatic.

People don’t like this sort of thing.

Fox News:

MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” namesake Joe Scarborough was slammed on Tuesday for tweeting that “Trump is damaging the dream of America more than any terrorist attack ever could” in promoting a column he wrote one day before the 17th anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, which killed nearly 3,000 people.

Scarborough – who was one of then-candidate Trump’s strongest supporters in the media before changing his mind and turning on him – penned a column in the Washington Post headlined, “Trump is harming the dream of America more than any foreign adversary ever could.” The MSNBC host notes that America “dominated the world stage” prior to the tragic events of Sept. 11 and points out gaffes by George W. Bush and Barack Obama before attacking Trump.

“Sixteen years of strategic missteps have been followed by the maniacal moves of a man who has savaged America’s vital alliances, provided comfort to hostile foreign powers, attacked our intelligence and military communities, and lent a sympathetic ear to neo-Nazis and white supremacists across the globe,” Scarborough wrote. “For those of us still believing that Islamic extremists hate America because of the freedoms we guarantee to all people, the gravest threat Trump poses to our national security is the damage done daily to America’s image.”

Scarborough then cited a column by The New York Times’ Roger Cohen, who wrote “America is an idea. Strip freedom, human rights, democracy and the rule of law from what the United States represents to the world and America itself is gutted.”

Yes it is always kikes (or Richard Spencer…😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬) who claim that “America is an idea” and not a nation of people, meaning that the people have no value beyond the definition of the idea. So it makes sense that they don’t care if thousands die in a plane crash building explosion.

My position of course is that America is not “an idea” but a group of people with a shared history and ethnic identity who live on a shared piece of land.

The “idea country” thing was just an excuse to flood the place with genetic waste from the entire third world, and say it doesn’t matter, we just have to convince them of our ideas.

Just as with Tucker’s questions about diversity, it doesn’t make sense if you just ask some very basic questions.

In fact, Tucker blasted kike-shill Lindsey Graham when he came at him with this “nation of ideas” horseshit.

Morning Joe might think this is a nation of the idea of dead interns.

It isn’t.

It is a nation of blood and soil.

So the kike who wrote the book “Fire and Fury,” Michael Wolff, has come out and claimed that Donald Trump is having an affair with Nimrata Randhawa.

Real thing.

Politico:

Nikki Haley became a trusted member of Donald Trump’s inner circle over the past year, but she’s recently refamiliarized herself with a downside of professional success: rumors of an affair, this time with the president of the United States.

Trump’s ambassador to the United Nations calls the chatter “highly offensive” and “disgusting,” the result of what happens far too often to strong women.

The online speculation was instigated by “Fire and Fury” author Michael Wolff, who dropped hints on HBO’s “Real Time with Bill Maher” last week when he said he was “absolutely sure” Trump is having an affair — just not sure enough to write about it in his book. Wolff went on to say that discriminating readers would be able to determine the president’s paramour by giving his book a close reading: “Now that I’ve told you, when you hit that paragraph, you’re gonna say, ‘Bingo.’”

Readers quickly homed in on a single sentence in the runaway best-seller, which has been criticized for everything from sloppy copy editing to gross factual inaccuracies. Wolff writes, “The president had been spending a notable amount of private time with Haley on Air Force One and was seen to be grooming her for a national political future.”

“It is absolutely not true,” Haley said, arguing that Wolff not only has his facts wrong, but that his insinuation is similar to other attacks that she and other successful women have faced when they’ve been forced to swat down suggestions they’ve slept their way to the top.

Obviously to make this claim, it had to be a known person close to him.

The reason that Wolff went with her when making this allegation is that she has this long history of sleeping her way to the top. Liberal bloggers have written about this for years. And even for people who don’t know that history, she just looks like a whore.

But come on now, Wolff.

You think Trump is going to hit that dried-up old Paki?

Why would he do that? What would even be the point, when he has a GODDESS-TIER woman in his bed at home?

The Jew effectively discredits the entire book by adding this goofy and childish claim as a post-script.

The Jews keep turning up the dial on their lies, and this “he’s screwing Nimrata” is the shark-jump. I don’t know how anything can be any dumber than this.

Wolff is now playing a game claiming that he did not actually suggest this, even though he did, because he didn’t actually say her name.

Wolff went on Morning Joe this week and got kicked off the show for this rumoring and his kike weaselry.

He then went on Twitter.

My bad, the President is right about Mika.

— Michael Wolff (@MichaelWolffNYC) February 1, 2018

To be invited on a show with the purpose of being thrown off…is the new television.

— Michael Wolff (@MichaelWolffNYC) February 1, 2018

In other words, I had to say what Mika wanted me to say, or else…the hook!

— Michael Wolff (@MichaelWolffNYC) February 1, 2018

And let me repeat: Nikki Haley has chosen to vociferously deny something she was not accused of.

— Michael Wolff (@MichaelWolffNYC) February 1, 2018

The last time I was on Morning Joe off camera Joe and Mika eager to gossip about who Trump might be sleeping with.

— Michael Wolff (@MichaelWolffNYC) February 1, 2018

It really would be hard to gossip more eagerly off camera than Mika and Joe gossip.

— Michael Wolff (@MichaelWolffNYC) February 1, 2018

It’s a good time.

Morning Joe is doubling down on his theory that Donald Trump has dementia. He claims that a couple of slurred words during Trump’s Jerusalem speech prove his theory.

Seriously? A couple of misspoken words doesn’t equate to someone having dementia. If that were the case, then I could claim that every Black member of Congress is suffering from dementia. Most of them can’t read or speak properly. There’s all sorts of video evidence proving this. Take for example Al Green reading the articles of impeachment against Trump he proposed on the House floor the other day. Using the standard Morning Joe has set, he definitely has dementia.

It’d be one thing if Trump fainted or had to be assisted into an automobile like Hillary Clinton did during the campaign. That would obviously be a concern. This just appears to be a case of Trump having a dry mouth or dry throat.

The White House has already said that Trump would undergo a physical early next year. This proves that he’s not hiding anything and if he has any medical problems they will be found during the physical.

Morning Joe has the look of a nervous man. The harder he goes after Trump the more likely it is that he had something to do with that dead intern found in his office. 

Morning Joe is only pushing this insanity because he’s angry that Trump brought up the issue of the dead intern.

So now that Matt Lauer is gone when will the Fake News practitioners at NBC be terminating the contract of Phil Griffin? And will they terminate low ratings Joe Scarborough based on the “unsolved mystery” that took place in Florida years ago? Investigate!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 29, 2017

As many of you already know (although a lot of people do not), a 28-year-old female intern was found dead behind a desk in Morning Joe’s office back in 2001 – allegedly from head trauma after falling down randomly. Although it was ruled an “accident,” the investigation was weird and some believe Morning Joe had something to do with the intern’s death. This is information Morning Joe wants people to forget.

But hey: having the murder of a female intern (or complicity in covering up a murder, or whatever) held over your head sure would make you a loyal shill, would it not? And Morning Joe certainly is a loyal shill.

We can probably expect to see equally if not more crazy anti-Trump theories from Morning Joe over the weeks and months to come. Morning Joe is an unhinged man who has a platform on national television. This strange situation is undoubtedly the fault of Jews.

Andrew Anglin contributed to this report.

Morning Joe was long thought to be the nuttiest fruitcake in the fruitcake aisle at your local grocery store: but he’s got nothing on his wife and co-host Mika.

JOE SCARBOROUGH: Again, they didn’t lie about their contacts with the UAE or the contacts with the Saudis or contacts with Japan or the contacts of China. They didn’t lie about the contacts with everybody during the transition or during the campaign, but they always lied about their contacts with Russia… You know, the campaign — Trump didn’t think he was going to win even on Election Day.

But it was all about money. It was all about making contacts. We’ve said this before. But the most remarkable thing about it is that even now that he’s president, it’s still all about money. Like, he’s not sitting there thinking what Barack Obama or George W. Bush or Bill Clinton or Ronald Reagan thought. Like, what is my legacy going to be? He’s thinking every day, ‘How can I leverage this so when I get out of the White House I can make even more money?’

MIKA BRZEZINSKI: Knowing them, I think they’re shocked that the noose is tightening. I don’t know if they were arrogant or just incredibly un-self-aware and really dumb about what the job was about, how important it was, and how under the microscope every move you made would be. I think they just thought they’d go in there and flimflam and riff through it.

And I think they’re shocked that the noose is tightening and that people might go to jail for the rest of their lives.

SCARBOROUGH: What’s gotten them where they are right now, Josh, is a gross misunderstanding of the rules of Washington, the laws surrounding public service and constitutional norms. Coupled with the arrogance of New York developers thinking — and I know, I talk to them — thinking people in Washington were just dumb local yokels, and they — ‘Just get out of our way. Listen, listen, you guys have had your opportunity, and you guys — come on. You’re just a bunch of hicks in Washington D.C. Let the big city developers come in and we’re going to show you.’ They wouldn’t listen to anybody, and they stumbled into one possible crime after another possible crime. And then Donald Trump goes into his mode. He thinks taking on Bob Mueller is the same as taking on Rosie O’Donnell. No, I’m dead serious.

He does. He thinks, ‘This worked with Rosie. I’ll do with this Comey. I’ll do this with Mueller.’ He has no idea that he’s going down.

This is the brain of the liberal kooks right now.

They are just telling themselves at any moment the whole thing is going to come down. Maybe some of the Jews at the New York Times or at think tanks or whatever do not believe this and just tell it to people, but clearly the frontline kooks such as those on Morning Joe genuninely believe it.

Certainly your average kook on the street believes this.

Word is that @Greta Van Susteren was let go by her out of control bosses at @NBC & @Comcast because she refused to go along w/ 'Trump hate!'

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 1, 2017

The Mikacaust was just the beginning.

I am extremely pleased to see that @CNN has finally been exposed as #FakeNews and garbage journalism. It's about time!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 1, 2017

This war isn’t over until one side loses and the other side wins.

Crazy Joe Scarborough and dumb as a rock Mika are not bad people, but their low rated show is dominated by their NBC bosses. Too bad!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 1, 2017

I was a little bit shocked to see some on the Alt-Right reacting negatively to the Mika tweet – as if it was some distraction.

It isn’t.

The enemy is the media. That is the first and foremost enemy of all of us. The most pressing issue in our struggle.

The freezing and isolating of Mika is brilliant.

Did you know that these people had an affair for years, with Mika cheating on her husband, with whom she has two teenage daughters, before eventually abandoning him?

Did you know a body once turned up in Morning Joe’s office? It was 2001, they said she died of head trauma from an accident. This is going to come out in a tweet.

If you think Trump’s Mika strategy isn’t good, then you might want to sit down and ask yourself if you have any idea what the hell is even going on.

The Hill:

President Trump continued his blitz against major U.S. media outlets on Saturday, despite the wave of backlash that followed his particularly personal attack on a female MSNBC host this week.

Trump’s very public duel with MSNBC’s “Morning Joe,” taking place over the course of several days this week, earned bipartisan pushback and frustration from some in his party who felt the back-and-forth distracted from the GOP legislative push to reform healthcare.

But on Saturday, Trump signaled that for him the battle is far from over. He also expanded his media targets.

The morning salvos began with Trump leveling an accusation that NBC and its parent company Comcast had forced out MSNBC anchor Greta Van Susteren this week in retribution for her alleged refusal to go along with what he has deemed negative coverage of him and his administration.

Minutes later, Trump took aim at a familiar target: CNN. The news network, he said, had “been exposed” for propagating fake news and “garbage journalism,” after it retracted an article last week claiming that Senate investigators were probing a Russian bank with ties to a top Trump ally.

That retraction, and the subsequent resignations of three top journalists at the network, has been hailed by Trump in recent days as validation of his ongoing assertions that he’s been treated unfairly by the news media.

But it was a third broadside against the media on Saturday – a tweet insulting “Morning Joe” co-hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski – that threatened the most controversy.

“Crazy Joe Scarborough and dumb as a rock Mika are not bad people, but their low rated show is dominated by their NBC bosses. Too bad!” Trump wrote on Twitter.

The tweets followed a public – and bipartisan – uproar that broke Thursday after Trump leveled a graphic attack on Brzezinski, dubbing her “low I.Q. Crazy Mika” and claiming that she was “bleeding badly from a face-lift” when she and Scarborough visited Trump’s Mar-a-Lago club last year.

This image is so, so funny.

I mean, are you guys all picturing it like I am?

I’m picturing it like this:

• Joe and Mika at the entrance, Mika with bruises all over her face from a face-lift.
• Huge black doorman stops them from entering when he sees Mika’s face, telling them to wait a minute.
• Doorman speaks into his sleeve.
• Trump on the ballroom floor, laughs with Sly Stallone and other top celebrities.
• Security guy gets a message in his ear piece.
• Trump slaps Stallone on the back.
• Italian security guy gets Trump’s attention from across the room, mouths “Mika” and then makes a gesture with his hand over his face and frowns, mouths “face-lift” and shows his teeth in an “eyyyuuhhh” gesture.
• Trump looks over Stallone’s shoulder quickly, shakes his head, and mouths “no, no no no.”
• The security guy speaks into his sleeve.
• Doorman tells Morning Joe and Mika they can’t come in.
• Mika looks like she’s about to have a seizure as they return to their car.
• Morning Joe feels as though he needs to apologize to her for a problem she created and doesn’t know how to express that emotion – an everyday situation for him.
• Once in the car, Mika starts crying.
• Joe says “Mika, I’m sorry…”
• Mika says “Just drive, Joe.”
• Taylor Swift’s “Are We Out of the Woods” plays on the radio as they drive to a bar to drink and watch the ball drop on a TV, hoping no one recognizes them and gets in their faces.

I don’t know if this is how it happened. I don’t know if they even went to the party.

Probably they did not, and it’s just a joke, meant to evoke the imagery I just described, as well as to declare a public flame war that Trump will ultimately walk away victorious from. This will serve as an example to other media, demoralize them, delegitimize them in front of the public, as well as maintain and even boost Trump’s image among his base supporters, who, like me, think this shit is hilarious.

“Mr. President, your tweet was beneath the office and represents what is wrong with American politics, not the greatness of America,” Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) tweeted on Thursday.

Lindsey Graham can go fuck himself.

I am so sick of this guy – what is going on? Why is he in the government?

Seriously, who does this person represent? What kind of person says “Lindsey is my guy, he’s really got the right vision for America?” I can’t imagine any type of person ever thinking or voicing such a sentiment.

I have never in my life heard him make any public statement that I agreed with, and he is an openly closeted homosexual representing the Bible Belt.

I’m just going to tell you this straight up, right now: people like Lindsey Graham and Paul Ryan are far worse enemies than people like Chuck Schumer or Nancy Pelosi.

With Senate Republicans currently pushing to get ObamaCare repeal and replace legislation to the floor for a vote, one Senate Democrat even accused Trump of using his media feud to distract from problems with that process.

“Frankly, this is just part of his ongoing tactic of distracting,” Sen. Christopher Coons (D-Del.) told CNN on Friday. “We’ve got a situation in Capitol Hill where the Senate Republican version of Trumpcare is floundering.”

The controversy spilled into Friday, when Scarborough said on his show that the White House told him to apologize to Trump for allegedly negative coverage. If he declined to do so, the “Morning Joe” host alleged, then The National Enquirer, a tabloid controlled by Trump ally David Pecker, would publish a story detailing his romantic involvement with Brzezinski, to whom he is now engaged.

Dat shit is sleazy af.

How many lives did these people ruin?

Six.

Both were married with two kids when they started the show together. They had a public affair.

Look at those poor kids, and think about the fact that these two people are in their forties and can’t control their sexual urges. Instead, they’ve chosen to destroy the lives of their own children forever.

What kind of a person is able to justify this behavior?

Look, I can even understand that a sex affair can happen. But what adults would do in that situation is say “we both have families, we need to end this, we need to be separated from each other by not working on a show together.” Not elope. This is absolutely deranged.

Mika made statements when she finally divorced her husband – three years after Morning Joe did. She was just sleeping with another man while married for at least some time longer than three years – and got engaged to Morning Joe because she “just couldn’t hide her feelings anymore.”

They then posed for sexy photo shoots together, effectively bragging about how they had selfishly destroyed their own families.

One of which was sort of 50 Shadesy.

Can you even begin to imagine what that looks like to the kids?

And you don’t think this is a perfect target to isolate as a representative of the whole media?

Wat?

As far as the Enquirer story – I don’t really care if Trump is threatening people with hit pieces, but that is just obviously a complete and transparent lie.

Firstly, all media attacks Trump 24 hours a day. Why is he going to specifically call up the most cartoony show with the most disreputable and sleazy home-wrecker hosts, and threaten them?

Secondly, why would a hit piece against them over their affair be a threat, when they openly brag about it and do sexy photo shoots to humiliate their former spouses and children?

And in the Enquirer?

Trump, however, rejected Scarborough’s account, tweeting that the “Morning Joe” host had asked him to kill the story, but he had refused.

Scarborough on Friday told The New York Times that Trump seemed overly dependent on their show’s coverage.

“He should be a lot more worried about NATO and building a relationship with Angela Merkel than he is with cable news hosts,” Scarborough said of the president.

Yeah, that’s their only response.

“Oh well, this is just silly and also he’s a big meanie head.”

But the media must be defeated before we can move forward.

We need more on the body in Joe’s office.

She was bleeding from her wherever when she attacked President Trump on the TV, so President Trump spilled the beans on her bleeding New Year’s facelift!

He banned the bitch from his party she was bleeding so much!

Sick!

I heard poorly rated @Morning_Joe speaks badly of me (don't watch anymore). Then how come low I.Q. Crazy Mika, along with Psycho Joe, came..

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 29, 2017

…to Mar-a-Lago 3 nights in a row around New Year's Eve, and insisted on joining me. She was bleeding badly from a face-lift. I said no!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 29, 2017

Donald Trump is BACK!

In fact, he never left – you just thought he did for a second there!

GOP cuckolds are screaming like a bunch of pathetic babies!

We need to vote these people out! Replace them with people that have a sense of humor!

Better yet – arrest them for seditious humorlessness!

House Speaker Paul Ryan on Trump's "Morning Joe" tweets: "Obviously I don't see that as an appropriate comment." https://t.co/Sz11G25P86

— Daniella Diaz (@DaniellaMicaela) June 29, 2017

Anyone against the President is against the COUNTRY!

Paul Ryan is a pussy! Worse than that pussy Ted Cruz!

Please just stop. This isn't normal and it's beneath the dignity of your office.

— Ben Sasse (@BenSasse) June 29, 2017

Ben Sasse gets sassy – what a little bitch!

Speaking of little bitches –

Mr. President, your tweet was beneath the office and represents what is wrong with American politics, not the greatness of America.

— Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) June 29, 2017

Mr. Little Lindsey, your t-cell count is beneath 200 and represents what is wrong with American fag buttholes, not the greatness of America.

Seriously though (t-cell thing also serious, actually, this guy is a filthy faggot) – how is a funny jab at a self-righteous stupid bitch anything other than what it looks like?

This fake outrage nonsense is the worst sort of cancer.

But this goes on.

The entire government responded to this with fake outrage.

Orrin Hatch “recommitted to civility” in a TIME op-ed on Wednesday, and tweeted that out in response.

"It’s incumbent on all of us, then — from the President to Congress on down — to be responsible for our speech." https://t.co/BVVKFll3Sj

— Senator Hatch Office (@senorrinhatch) June 29, 2017

Meanwhile, Trump is the only person in this government that actually does take responsibility for his speech – do you think he wouldn’t say this to the bitch’s bloody face?

Anyway, shut up, Orrin Hatch, no one even knows who you are and I wouldn’t let you write for this website, TIME Magazine is a joke and fake news. I didn’t read your op-ed but I guarantee you but the title it is gay.

Just know this, Orrin – whenever anyone hears your name, they don’t think of you, because they don’t even know who you are – they think of that 80s cartoon movie with the robot sex slave that was really good called “Starchaser: The Legend of Orin.”

Utah should have elected the voice actor from that movie to Congress or someone from the animation team instead of your whiny gay ass, you pussy.

That YouTube clip is more important than your entire life.

Maybe next time instead of tweeting, you should just kill yourself. Maybe when people see your tombstone they’ll think it’s the character from this movie and feel an emotion.

Senator Chris Murphy admitted that Morning Joe is a mentally ill psycho, but said no one should talk about it.

Mocks people w mental illness. Cheerleads effort to end their insurance.

Not sure how much more monstrous this can get. https://t.co/S9op7qhCPN

— Chris Murphy (@ChrisMurphyCT) June 29, 2017

Not sure how much more faggy this can get.

Gap-toothed kike Hawaiian Senator Brian Schatz made his little jab.

If anyone on my staff did this they would be fired instantly. https://t.co/w83RmSbidJ

— Brian Schatz (@brianschatz) June 29, 2017

Hey Schatz, you inbred mutant – anyone on my staff who refused to have dental surgery would be fired.

I would also fire you for being Jewish!

Terrorist!

And of course the women of the government – yes, if you’re just waking up, we have women in our government – closed ranks, as is the custom of that most despicable sex.

@POTUS, do you want to be remembered for your tweets or your accomplishments?

— Sen. Lisa Murkowski (@lisamurkowski) June 29, 2017

Stop it! The Presidential platform should be used for more than bringing people down.

— Sen. Lisa Murkowski (@lisamurkowski) June 29, 2017

That bitch is GOP.

Yes, even the alleged “right wing” party has women. Recently, they’ve also started including niggers and I think they even have a Mexican.

What needs to stop “Lisa” is you having your mouth open while words are coming out of it!

Senator “Lynn Jenkins” is also GOP. Maybe they should just start letting 5-year-old babies run their party – they would definitely have a better sense of humor!

This is not okay. As a female in politics I am often criticized for my looks. We should be working to empower women. https://t.co/sV6WDE0EUD

— Lynn Jenkins (@RepLynnJenkins) June 29, 2017

Yeah, I wonder why she’s sensitive about plastic surgery jokes:

It ain’t none of my bidness what you do with your face, Lynn – I just want you to zip-up that defective cock-holster in the middle of it!

And of course, Grandma Suzy had to come out and say something dumb.

This has to stop – we all have a job – 3 branches of gov’t and media. We don’t have to get along, but we must show respect and civility.

— Sen. Susan Collins (@SenatorCollins) June 29, 2017

Can you imagine if that was your grandmother?

My two grandmothers, may God bless their souls, were saints, who would have been sickened by the idea of running around in the government pretending to be a man instead of taking me and my cousins to the park or the swimming pool or wherever!

You should be ashamed of yourself, Grandma Suzy!

And of course, a Senator had to say this:

This is not okay, Mr. President. https://t.co/O9HORCzocV

— Kirsten Gillibrand (@SenGillibrand) June 29, 2017

The fake outrage catchphrase.

Surprised she didn’t add “wow just wow i can’t even i’m literally shaking right now.”

Instead she added this:

Since our President clearly has a problem with women, let's send more to Congress. Women of America, you need to run! RT if you agree.

— Kirsten Gillibrand (@SenGillibrand) June 29, 2017

You need to run in front of a semi-truck, you stupid bitch!

Barbara Lee – who claims to only have three granddaughters, which I don’t think is possible – wants an explanation!

I want my GOP colleagues to explain to my 3 granddaughters why they think these viciously sexist comments are acceptable from our President. https://t.co/C0C4GJaYks

— Rep. Barbara Lee (@RepBarbaraLee) June 29, 2017

It’s called having fun, you stupid old bitch.

Your the one who needs to explain to your granddaughters why you’re not taking them to the park or the swimming pool or whatever and instead trying to control the lives of strangers.

She even said this:

When leaders are bullies, it’s an implicit license to others – sexual harassers, white supremacists, islamophobes – to spread their hate.

— Rep. Barbara Lee (@RepBarbaraLee) June 29, 2017

And that… well, that is pretty much accurate, lol.

Seriously Though

I like to have some fun some times like everyone else, but this was a brilliant strategic move to drop this kind of drama right now in the middle of this fake news mess.

People are sick of the fake outrage.

Here’s what triggered it:

Since Trump made up his own Time cover, we made one for Joe #morningjoe pic.twitter.com/GsioTa7qDJ

— Morning Joe (@Morning_Joe) June 28, 2017

Malicious, petty nonsense was responded to with a funny jab, and all of the sudden it’s like someone just fired up the gas chambers.

Everyone knows this outrage industrial complex is epitome of absurdity, and he triggered the whole thing with something that anyone with a conscience had to have chuckled at.

But even more importantly, and really the takeaway from all of this that I want you guys to think about is that the plastic surgery is really well done.

She’s 50.

How many drinks before you’d hit that?

Please answer in the comments below.

Oh how I wish that everything since 4/6 is part of an elaborate Steve Bannon six trillion dimensional chess ruse to bring down these kikes once and for all and MAGA.

This is what Morning Joe Scarborough is basically saying.

He has gone in. Donald Trump doesn’t know anything about policy. Donald Trump doesn’t know anything about politics. Donald Trump doesn’t know anything about anything. He can get up and give a good speech. You listen to him talk about any topic and he wanders from sentence to sentence to sentence. So Steve Bannon is now the President of the United States. And that was more clear yesterday than ever before.

Remember, Morning Joe is reportedly a close confident of Jew Kushner, and Kushner is – allegedly – telling him what to say on his show.

Well, along with saying “President Bannon” six times in 51 seconds this morning, he also claimed that Bannon is leaking the anti-Kushner information.

Joe Scarborough: Leaks for recent Kushner-Russia stories came from Steve Bannon pic.twitter.com/ZPXslKvV6f

— Axios (@axios) June 2, 2017

I do believe that the Aryan Hero Bannon is battling the Villainous Jew Kushner.

I am just not sure that he is winning.

I am also not sure that even he has a plan, or that he is able to get President Trump to go along with this plan.

If his plan is my plan – throw Kushner under the bus, open an investigation into him, prove that he has ties to the Schiff/Schumer/Comey/Clapper/McCain anti-American conspiracy, then bring down their whole operation – then GODSPEED.

The only other way, at this point, to save the Trump Presidency is MARTIAL LAW.

Because right now, he is already impeached.

He was given leave to be President after 4/6, but that leave was canceled after he fired Comey and met with the Russians within a 24 hour period.

Now it is a full-war, and the the only weapon Trump has is a declaration of martial law or some secret plan to expose the conspiracy against him – and against America.

The official Trump Martial Law song

If an investigation was opened into any of these characters – including Kushner, who I now have zero doubt is working directly with them – the whole thing would fall apart.

Clapper has lied under oath before, now he’s going around lying on TV shows.

Comey and Rogers both lied under oath, claiming they knew for a fact that Russia did Wikileaks.

And they are all communicating with one another, somehow.

If Trump fires Rogers and makes someone like Christie or Giuliani the head of the NSA, we could get to the bottom of this right quick.

What’s that?

Sorry, I must have heard that wrong.