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While most of the world is focused on coronavirus, their jobs, and the economy, monkeys are learning, planning, and executing their plans.

Little monkeys may not be able to win a fight against grown humans, but they can win a fight against miniature humans.

They can also just kidnap miniature humans, instruct them in the Monkey Arts, and create their own army of Tarzan-like humans to fight on their behalf.

Daily Mail:

A monkey has been filmed speeding along on a bicycle before abandoning it to grab a young girl’s dress and pull her along an alley.

Witnesses screamed when they saw the monkey ‘trying to kidnap’ a toddler.

The video, thought to have been filmed in Tanjungsari Village, Indonesia, showed the animal speeding along a narrow street on a bike.

As it reached a bench where a woman and her three young daughters were sitting, the monkey grabbed at one of the girls’ dresses and pulled her from the bench.

The situation turned more sinister as the monkey continued to pull the girl along the road.

Eventually another man ran into the shot and scared the monkey away from the toddler. She ran crying back to her mother.

And social media users think they have an explanation for what was happening.

When the video went viral on Reddit one user wrote: ‘OK so what really happens is those monkeys get put on a toy bike (that doesn’t have an engine) and a collar with a rope on it.

‘The owner then yanks the cord so the monkey flies from one end of the street to the other while steering.

‘Pretty cruel and that’s probably why the monkey is so strung out. You can see the owner trying to pull back on the cord and he pulls the monkey while it hangs on to the kid, and in the start yanking the cord to propel the bike.’

Some may say that the idea that monkeys are organizing against humans is ludicrous, but those are the same people who wouldn’t believe that a monkey can ride a small bicycle to swiftly bypass big humans and reach the miniature humans.

Those are the same people who wouldn’t believe that a small monkey may attempt to kidnap a toddler. These people will come up with all kinds of crazy explanations for why the monkey wasn’t literally riding a bicycle, why the monkey wasn’t literally trying to kidnap a toddler, and why the monkey’s human accomplice pulling from a cord is actually “his owner.”

But you watched the video.

You know the truth.

Believe your eyes.

Heroic monkey resists being pulled by big Indian while attacking smaller Indian.

Monkeys are truly concerned about the health of the planet, which is why they’ve started a war with the creatures that are responsible for most of the damage to the environment, like Indians and blacks.

In India, brave macaques are starting to organize eco-warrior death squads to hunt down and neutralize the Indian threat one Indian at a time.

Daily Star:

Menacing monkeys are terrorising villagers and baying for human blood in a battle for supremacy, in a year that has sparked angry protests across India.

The macaques of India are getting angrier and more violent according to Iqbal Malik, a primatologist and environmental activist based in New Delhi who says they have suddenly turned aggressive because of human interference.

As well as human activity encroaching on the usually peaceful primates natural habitats, scientists decision to enact a mass surgical sterilisation program may have also backfired, according to recent reports.

India’s Indian population in 2019:  1,352,642,280.

India’s macaque population in 2019: somewhere around 2 million.

How many Indians are enough Indians?

In a recent tragedy a baby boy died after a monkey dropped a stone on his head earlier this month.

The primate picked up the rock on a terrace at the home of the infant, aged four months, in northern India.

The boy was on the ground floor with his parents when the stone is said to have either thrown by the animal or slipped from its paws.

It comes amid a spate of savage monkey attacks this year, leading to civil unrest.

In May the people of Badnawar, northern India, took to the streets to demand action after a monkey went on a rampage through the town, attacking and biting residents in a nine-day reign of terror.

One victim, a 60-year-old named as Nathuram, later succumbed to his injuries and died. The fact no anti-rabies treatments are available at the local hospital has further angered locals.

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Elsewhere in India in March, primates killed their victims in the space of 24 hours through two communities.

According to reports, the animals chased people in the Kathail village in the Chandausi region, located in the north of the country.

Here, they attacked a 60-year-old mum-of-seven as she was standing on her open terrace, causing her to fall to her death.

The woman – named locally as Launshree – was rushed to hospital but declared dead on arrival.

The problem has become so bad in the eastern country that scientists declared a mass sterilisation program in 2006 to keep the numbers of macaques down.

It’s not the macaques that are overpopulating India though, so how about a mass sterilization program for Indians?

Would that be too much to ask? Less Indians, more noble macaques.

The population may have decreased from 3.2m in 2003, to 2.2m by 2015, but it hasn’t made the species any less agrees, in fact it may have made matters worse.

Malik told Gizmodo: “The rhesus macaques, generally speaking, are a harmless and peaceful species.

“They live in troops, with each troop consisting of infants, sub-adults, sexually mature adults, and the elderly. Infants stay close to their mothers up to the age of six months, and the mother-infant bond is extremely strong.

“Reports of violence among rhesus macaques mostly emerge from cases of chaotic fissioning, breaking of groups, and separation of mothers and infants.

“Large-scale deforestation destroys their natural habitats, resulting in the fragmentation of groups and causing monkeys to move towards rural and urban areas in search of food.”

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The problem is being so bad in some instances the monkeys are even forming organised gangs who lie in wait to pounce of their victims.

In July a business man in Nikunj Goyal, from Vrindavan, parked his scooter and was walking to his front door when he was viciously attacked by a gang of macaques, in moment captured on CCTV.

Footage showed Nikunj turning a corner where a group of monkeys were lying in wait, hanging around near a dumpster.

One monkey suddenly charged towards him before jumping onto his back and grabbing his legs as he approached the entrance to his home.

He fell to the ground in the struggle and eventually made a run for it as the group gave him an evil stare.

An evil stare, huh?

Because these monkeys are evil, right? They have to be evil, otherwise they wouldn’t be attacking Indians, who are a true blessing for the planet.

I demand Empress Greta Thunberg, Protector of the Planet, to side with the noble monkeys that are actually protecting the planet from a threat that’s actually real and that will eventually contaminate everything with plastic if left unchecked.

“First they encroached on the macaques’ habitat and I did not speak out because I was not a macaque.”

The time to act is NOW.

Fearless, unsung hero fighting for LIFE.

The Animal Kingdom is at war with the Demon Kingdom. In India, small monkeys are doing their best to fight back against the Curry Fiend faction, and now a new battlefront has been opened in Uganda.

Chimpanzees, despite their small numbers, are bravely facing the Infinity Nigger threat closing in on their habitat.

Daily Star:

Chimpanzees may seem like friendly, cuddly creatures. But they can pose a serious threat to humans – as villagers are finding out in a virtual war with the animals.

A full-grown chimp can have up to five times the upper body strength of a man, says Dutch primatologist Frans de Waal: “People watch pro wrestlers on TV and think they are strong. But a pro wrestler would not be able to hold a chimpanzee still if they wanted to.

“Chimpanzee males have been measured as having five times the arm strength as a human male. Even a young chimpanzee of four or five years, you could not hold it still if you wanted to.”

He says that along with being powerful, they can be vicious: “They can show tremendous mutilation. They go for the face; they go for the hands and feet; they go for the testicles. To outsiders, they have very nasty behaviours.”

For a long time, the sheer power of chimpanzees was not a threat to humans, because the surprisingly intelligent animals were largely afraid of us and would hide rather than fight.

But now, with human settlements going and becoming ever closer to the chimps’ territories, that fear is disappearing. To be replaced by naked aggression – a virtual war has broken out in Uganda as the chimps have begun to push back at human expansion.

In other words, this is like that movie 300.

Chimpanzees are the Spartans and blacks are the Persians.

Chimpanzee defending its habitat against a random black.

The Infinity Nigger army.

If it weren’t for the white man’s tools and weapons, chimpanzees would swiftly defeat the blacks in combat. They may even be able to outmaneuver and outsmart the blacks despite blacks having advanced weaponry if only white people stayed out of it and avoided giving any kind of guidance or advice to the blacks.

The animals, which have been known to use sticks and stones as weapons, particularly target children in their attacks.

Two-year-old Mujuni Semata was snatched by an adult male chimpanzee while the family were in their garden together and torn apart before his distraught parents could rescue him.

Smart chimpanzees are taking care of future threats before they become actual threats while also demoralizing the enemy.

Smart chimpanzee using a stick spear and a stone shield.

I’m telling you, if white people sit this one out, odds are the chimpanzees will be victorious.

Attacks by chimps on human infants have continued, with at least three fatalities and half a dozen injuries or narrow escapes in the Muhororo area over the past few years.

In 2017, a toddler named Maculate Rukundo was snatched by chimps in the same area as her mum worked in the fields. She gave chase but backed off when she was faced with a whole troop of menacing chimpanzees.

By the time she returned with some of her fellow villagers Maculate lay dead in a pool of blood with her intestines spilling onto the ground where the animals had torn her belly open with their teeth.

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There are countless other examples – babies and small children taken from their homes and killed or left with grievous injuries.

In one case, a father tried to prevent his child being snatched and had two fingers bitten off.

One notorious chimpanzee “serial killer” – nicknamed Saddam by fearful locals – was responsible for the deaths of at least seven babies.

He would tear open their bellies and eat parts of their intestines before discarding the bodies.

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Saddam was eventually surrounded by hunters and shot to death at the scene of his final kill – the slaying of an 18-month-old girl.

Chimpanzees are protected by law in Uganda. It’s illegal to hunt or kill them, whether they are in a reserve or living wild in a forest.

Occasionally permission is given to destroy rogue males such as Saddam but there is evidence that locals frequently take the law into their own hands. Bodies of chimps showing signs of attack with spears and clubs are often found decomposing in the Ugandan forest.

This war is by no means one-sided.

British primatologist Matt McLennan tried to study the chimps in the area, to understand how the conflict between man and ape had arisen: “We found out pretty quickly that they didn’t like people inside the forest,” he told National Geographic. “Their strategy was to try to intimidate us. Which they did very effectively.”

McLennan found that the chimpanzees had lost their fear of humans as the forest had been cleared, and begun to react with the same kind of aggression as they would with a rival troop of chimps.

That’s the thing with the Infinity Nigger army though. They can’t stay out of the chimpanzees’ forest and they can’t stay out of others’ land because they’re an ever-expanding, ever-reproducing plague that needs resources while at the same time being unable to generate resources, so it eats and eats and eats and eats and eats until there’s nothing more to eat.

After they’ve eaten everything in the planet and there’s nothing else to eat, they’ll eat themselves, completing their cycle of destruction.

Not all heroes are human.

We recently learned that Indians are so good at ruining the environment that they’re even making the air look pretty much like the color of their skin.

Eco-friendly monkeys have had enough of that.

Daily Mail:

A four-month-old baby was killed in a freak accident when a monkey dropped a stone on top of him in India.

The boy was with his parents at their home in northern India when the animal picked up a stone on a terrace, authorities said.

According to police, the monkey fumbled the stone and dropped it on top of the boy, leaving him seriously injured.

The boy was taken to hospital where medics pronounced him dead, according to NDTV.

The fatal accident occurred on Saturday in Muzaffarnagar in India’s largest state, Uttar Pradesh.

Monkeys are a frequent menace in the country and have been known to attack children as young as two weeks old.

Climate Empress Greta Thunberg should support this eco-monkey uprising and order her army to march with the noble monkey warriors against the evil, dirty, and smelly curry fiends.

Yes. This is a monkey uprising.

Check out some of these past headlines:

• “Newborn baby is killed by a MONKEY after being snatched from his mother’s arms while breastfeeding indoors in India“
• “Monkeys kill again in India as woman, 60, falls to her death after being chased off a roof by a group of angry mammals“
• “Woman, 59, bleeds to death after being attacked by MONKEYS days after a newborn was snatched and killed in the same Indian city“
• “One-month-old girl is killed by a monkey after it pounces on the baby to snatch her milk bottle in India“
• “Monkey kills one person and injures nine others in nine-day rampage through Indian town“
• “Indian man, 72, is killed by a group of ‘rogue’ monkeys who threw bricks at him from a tree“

Supporting the monkey uprising is environmentalism.

What would you rather have in the world? Monkeys or Indians? Due to Indian’s destructive nature, they can’t coexist.

You have to pick one.

There are various reasons why monkeys are superior to Indians, starting with the fact that they’re not vomit-inducing to look at.

Monkey baby:

Indian baby:

Monkey mother with baby monkey:

Indian mother with baby Indian:

Monkey family:

Indian family:

Aside from the very important visual differences, monkeys left on their own can also live without harming the planet – unlike Indians.

Monkey in its habitat:

Indian in its habitat:

There is a war going on right now between monkeys and Indians.

Siding with the Indians would mean siding with pollution, contamination, and death.

Siding with the monkeys would be siding with Earth, nature, and life.

The choice is clear to me.

What is Empress Greta waiting for?