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Oh yes.

It’s happening.

Mister Metokur has produced a documentary about the rise and fall of the revolutionary political leader Sargon of Akkad, who was the first politician in history to make rape the center of his political platform.

Metokur takes an extremely negative view of Sargon’s campaign, which I find to be unwarranted.

I simply do not think we can dismiss a pro-rape platform as politically nonviable simply because Sargon failed to win his election. In fact, if anything, Sargon proved that people are extremely interested in the issue of rape, and really like to do interviews with political figures who promote it.

I think that most likely, Sargon lost the election not because he is pro-rape, but because he is fat.

And possibly also because people spread a leaked beard removal app image of him among the electorate, and that was not flattering.

The fact is, most people think women deserve to be raped, and are more than ready to rally around a political figure who makes rape a key election issue.

However, one of the most unpopular things is fatness.

Until I see a pro-rape politician who is not fat lose an election, I am not willing to accept the idea that the promotion of rape is not a winning electoral strategy.

It is also possible that Sargon did win the election, but it was meddled in by the Jewish Mossad, who wanted Nigel Farage to win because of his Philosemitism.

Also, Sargon was denying the Holocaust.

Or like, saying he didn’t care that it happened or whatever, which is actually funnier than denying it.

We could well be dealing with a situation where the Mossad changed the vote counts.

Sargon of Akkad’s role in working with the Wall Street Journal to get Ralph Retort banned from YouTube is still under question.

What is not under question is that he has released a bizarre, ISIS-style propaganda video against Mister Metokur, who he refers to as “The Faceless Man,” and has threatened to kill all of his followers.

The video contains footage of Sargon and his liberalists slaughtering the allegedly groomed child followers of Metokur. It’s unclear if these killings are real or staged. Sargon’s status is also unclear. The video claims that he is a fugitive, spreading liberalist ideology throughout the Middle East and other third world areas.

I do not know if this is accurate, and cannot confirm it.

But the fact that he has released this video says a lot in itself. He is taking this war against Ralph and Metokur very seriously, and at the very least, he is threatening mass-murder.

He is a very dangerous man.

This explains why he is encouraging teenagers to strangle their mothers.

If you’re like me, you want to know what is going on with Sargon of Akkad and his ongoing gay ops involving the returned Jew Kraut and Tea, but don’t have time to watch hundreds of hours of streams to figure it all out.

Well, I’ve got good news: Jim AKA Mister Metokur AKA Fionn mac Cumhaill has made a stream about it.

Basically, Kraut and Tea returned from his sabbatical to run more gay ops in the name of his Supreme Leader Sargon – this time with the goal of taking down Jim AKA Metokur AKA Cumhaill. The two of them paid someone $2000 to dox Jim based on information that had already been published on Encyclopedia Dramatica years ago.

Then Sargon got an ED sysop to put the information back on the site so he could use it and say “oh I just found this on ED, I didn’t pay someone to do this, I just stumbled upon it.”

Sargon claimed that he grooms young trolls to join his army. He also claimed that Jim is involved in a homosexual teenage grooming gang.

Because what else can you smear people with these days? No one cared Jim had a DUI on his record, so you’re going to have to call the guy a child groomer.

Basically, all of this proves that Sargon was indeed the one running the first doxing server against the Alt-Right, and then through his agent Kraut, who it has also been revealed is a paranoid schizophrenic who believes that the Alt-Right has spies in the NSA, under the bus when the whole thing blew up.

Furthermore, these same gay agents tried to frame Andy Warski as a pedophile. Sargon was also behind this.

That stream is six hours long. Whatever. It’s the same audio from Jim’s stream at the top.

The fag ops team also plotted to have Zoom arrested, even though he did nothing wrong.

Furthermore, Ian Miles Cheong – famously fired from Daily Caller and everywhere else for sucking – is somehow involved in this in some way and hired a PI to try to dox Wild Goose, who they claim is an NSA agent and Nazi. Cheong probably works for Sargon, possibly through a gay relationship with Veeh (Update: commenter says Cheong showed his DMs with someone else who funneled the Wild Goose dox to him, probably a Sargonite agent; still don’t trust Cheong).

It goes on and on.

A lot of this was on Ralph’s Friday stream.

Point is, Sargon is the lord of gay ops and is trying to take everyone down and he’s been caught out.

Why Sargon thought it was a good idea to restart these gay ops with the same guy who let the whole thing leak last time is unclear. But start it again he did and leak again it also did.

Sadly for Sargon, it turned out Jim was a totally normal drunken Irishman with an adult gook gf.

The most interesting fact was that this is Jim’s real face:

The recent Jim stream probably isn’t worth watching unless you’re a fan of this stuff, because it’s all very much in-depth. I’m just writing about it to let you know that yes, Sargon is a fucking weasel.

This is all completely insane, because Sargon has almost a million subscribers and recently interviewed Steve Bannon. He is a member of UKIP and has been embraced by the party. He could be making a shitton of money, investing it properly, ensuring a good life for himself.

He obviously has some kind of a plan to be a political actor in UK politics, but he won’t ever be able to do that because people are going to bring up all this weird shit he did on the internet. They were already going to bring up that time he called the Alt-Right “white niggers.”

Now they’re going to bring up gay ops and be like “what about the time you paid $2000 to dox a guy and then accused him of being a pederast to try to ruin his life because he made fun of your suit?”

Maybe he could have played off “white niggers” as social commentary or something. But you don’t dox someone and accuse them of child grooming as social commentary. You only do that if you’re a complete shitbag and insane.

Furthermore, though I do not predict his channel will collapse, this has permanently tarnished his personal reputation in a way that he cannot ever recover from. Outside of any political career, he has shown himself not only to be a slimy doxer rat, but also the kind of person who pretends not to be a gay ops rat doxer while doing it in secret.

It would be one thing if Sargon was just like “I’ll dox all yall muffugguhs, yall Irishmen shoulda thought of this when you did Corporation Street, ya nasty bog-trotting fiends!”

But he isn’t like that. He tries to pretend he’s a moral person above all of this sort of thing, while he’s actually running gay ops on an industrial scale and trying to take down anyone who questions him on the internet.

Sick guy!

So a bunch of dumb whores are starting some bully hunter program to make gaming not fun for men.

They want to do that by getting called into a game and then outskilling whatever edgy shitlord is hurting too many feels.

I don’t know what’s funnier. The fact that these dumb skanks think they could be good at vidya or the fact they’re trying to become the internet police.

This poor Sargonite faggot ran away to cry and only came back after Metokur left.

Unfortunately for him, Metokur came back just to bully him to death.

Full stream below.

Tentacle porn connoisseur Kurt Eichenwald – like all Jews – has a distasteful history, to say the least.

In fact, gives Harvey Weinstein a run for his shekels.

Eichenwald is the type of kike who will pay a group of child pornographers to restart a child porn website, pay one of the the teenage boys to perform, and then Jew the producers by submitting it to the FBI after he’s finished fapping and claim the whole thing was just research for an NYT article.

ALLEGEDLY.

To top it all off, he will send the feds after edgy meme posters on Twitter for a supposed seizure they caused.

There is more to the Kikenwald story… but that’s for another time (whenever Metokur gets around to doing part 2).

Sargon has issued an apology for his poor debate performance against Richard Spencer – and during that apology, declared that he is now the leader of a bizarre cult!

Basically, Sargon had nowhere to go other than down, down, down, having been brutally destroyed by the Alt-Right’s worst debater – so he decided to go up! Up straight to the top! Of a cult!

And get this: he’s calling it “The Liberalists”! He frames this like he’s forming a political movement, but no one announces a political movement and gives it a name! You do that with cults!

He says that he’s going to do real life meet-ups, and try to convert people to his beliefs. If that was as simple as your plan was, you could just go do it – there is no need to announce it with a declaration of a name.

After having declared himself leader, Akkad then decided to go up against the number one guy on the internet famous for making people look stupid.

Mister Metokur was mocking Sargon’s freshly minted cult on Twitter and Sargon sent one of his minions to pull him into a stream

The stream was nuts.

Sargon declares that his purpose in forming the cult is to bring down his enemies – which include not only blue-haired feminists, but also the Alt-Right!

When Metokur asked him why he views the Alt-Right as enemies, he said it is because we say bad things about him. So he is forming a group of radical individuals to defend his honor. Also, he wants to stop trannies from brainwashing his son, which is tacked-on presumably to make the rest of it seem less confounding. But the Alt-Right already has a plan to solve that issue.

So the idea that he needs to form an organization in order to fight this particular issue is nonsense. He could just join the Alt-Right like everyone else if this was a genuine concern – and every legitimate concern he mentions is one that we would agree with. And I don’t say that to say “only the ones I agree with are legitimate,” but just that the rest of what he says is either “destroy my enemies” or something utterly vague and undefined.

The idea that his defeat by Richard Spencer didn’t prompt this move to form a group to defeat his enemies is evidenced by the fact that the video itself is framed both as an apology for losing the debate and a declaration of leadership.

The guy is off his bloody rocker, and the effect of having tens of thousands of people on the internet attacking him as pathetic for being unable to defend his own stated positions has rattled him to his core and he’s unable to hold it together.

He is used to winning, because he fights the lowest of low-hanging fruit in the form of SJWs. Him going against Spencer thinking he could do him the same way as he does Anita Sarkeesian was like a professional baby-kicker deciding to go fight a Gundam and attempting to use the same moves on it he uses to incapacitate babies.

He sees the writing on the wall – that his movement is collapsing due to it not being very interesting intellectually and not offering any actual solutions to anything.

And despite his belief in individualism, no one is actually an individual in real life – there is basic evolutionary biology involved here – so we have such an extreme upper-hand, being in accordance with the order of nature, that we can just grab all of his followers.

And there is the core of it: he believes that it might be possible to keep his followers by trying to rally them into a movement similar to the Alt-Right.

It’s a Hail Mary.

Because his only other option would be to join the dark side himself. But he would rather just collapse his career than do that.

This play, though admittedly the best he could have made, obviously won’t work.

I can’t think of anything else he could have done, to be honest, but he didn’t have to give it a name so everyone would accuse him of forming a cult and he didn’t have to make his first in-depth explanation of it on a stream with fucking Metokur.

He is not well.

I Still Don’t Know What He is On About

To be perfectly honest, I still don’t really have any idea what he is even advocating for.

He talks about John Locke, and basically that is an obsolete philosophical system that only currently remains in the public mind because it is useful for the system to have it there – radical individualism has been fully disproved by evolutionary psychology, and just basic reality itself, which demonstrates that people will naturally form groups and define their identity in relation to the group, which ironically is what he just announced he is doing. But more importantly, Locke wasn’t advocating for flooding Britain with brown people from everywhere.

Regardless of the idiocy of summoning up a dead philosophical system to make his arguments, his basic vague points about individual liberty, freedom of association and property rights I think everyone in the Alt-Right – and anyone else who isn’t a radical progressive leftist for that matter – would just take for granted. Because these things are obvious necessities of any society.

So the point of disagreement comes down solely to the race issue, and he isn’t able to explain why it is that anyone would want to live around third world parasites. We have done a pretty darned good job explaining why we don’t want to live around them.

So instead of addressing the core premise of “we want our own country,” he goes into bizarre hypotheticals about the logistics of actually removing these people from our countries.

The reason that he mixes discussion of individualism with discussion of race isn’t because they are actually related, but because he is callously trying to confuse his followers into believing they are related. Even if you believed the philosophy of Locke, he didn’t apply the tabula rasa to brown people. That philosophy was a product of a white European society and only ever intended to apply to such a society. So if you actually did believe that, you’d be pushing just as hard as anyone to have these people removed.

In order to apply Lockean individualism to brown people, you have to place it in the context of Boasian anthropology – the “race doesn’t exist” theory. And I assume that Sargon is unwilling to promote that particular theory, as if he were, he wouldn’t need all the weird logistics hypotheticals he threw at Spencer.

Bottom line: all of this reeks of a man who had a taste of power desperately attempting to hold onto that power in the face of a challenge to it. He cannot directly defeat the challenge, so he is using dishonest, snakelike tactics.

I will tell you this though: I sure do love the internet.

I have a feeling 2018 is going to be real fucking entertaining.

— WeWuzMetokur (@WeWuzMetokur) January 9, 2018

Metokur has continued his series on the fall of Kraut and Tea.

Poor, sorry bastard. The wee lad just got in over his head, trying to out-logic the Alt-Right and he lost his mind.

Personally I’m going to miss him – he was always good for a laugh when he posted some fresh autism.

But this is the way it goes. We have to destroy our enemies. Having the number one YouTube drama-watcher do a video about this whole thing just insures that he can never return.

You can also check Adrian Sol’s article on this topic, breaking down the whole thing and including more of the original audio than Metokur.

James Damore has been blacklisted by the tech community for wrong think.

Simply pointing out the failures in forced affirmative action is cause for you to be permanently being unable to find work in this industry.

We need to set up an infrastructure in tech as soon as possible for all of the bad goys.