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What dickheads came up with this? The guys in the photo?

The Rock was really popular.

I want to really stress the word “was.”

For whatever reason, he endorsed Joe Biden in 2020, and to the surprise of no one, he got a massive backlash from action movie fans. He later apologized for doing this, but the damage was done.

At the same time, his film career was developing poorly. He had been built up as an action star and then things got out of control, he ended up on some sitcom about himself, it was really a mess.

Whoa, yikes. What’s going on here, buddy? What were you thinking?

I’m not surprised he accepted $11 milly to shill for kids to go die for Israel, but I’m also not surprised that people were like “fuck off, Rock.”

New York Post:

This deal sank like a stone.

Legendary pro wrestler Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s $11 million partnership with the US Army was so disastrous that it appears to have actually hindered recruitment efforts for the military branch, according to a report.

The Army is now trying to recoup its money after claiming “The Rock” didn’t hold up his end of the deal by sharing an agreed-upon number of social media posts during the United Football League season, Military.com reported.

The Army declared the relationship as a net negative — with an evaluation projecting that it led to a loss of 38 enlistments as resources tied up in the deal could have potentially been used elsewhere with a more advantageous recruitment outcome, according to an internal review of the plan obtained by the outlet.

The military branch inked a contract with Johnson, a UFL co-owner, earlier this year that would see prominent Army branding on player uniforms and during games, while Johnson acted as a de facto spokesperson for the Army on social media.

With 396 million followers on Instagram, Johnson’s posts were valued by the Army at $1 million each. As part of the agreement, the “Moana” star would share five posts elevating the military branch throughout the UFL’s inaugural season from March through June.

But Johnson allegedly failed to hold up his side of the deal — only sharing two Army-related posts since April, the documents state.

Well, it seems like ripping off the military would be a bad idea. I’m not even sure if I believe he did that. If he did it was probably a clerical error.

Regardless, he was known as the face of the US military, and they’re going to have a problem wiping that stupid steroid face off of their brand.

They should have just hired Shane Gillis to do commercials saying:

“I’m not doing it, because I think it’s retarded, but as a paid spokesman for the military, I think you should sign up to go die in pointless foreign wars, primarily for the sake of a country I like to call ‘Chosenville,’ but many know as Israel. Real patriots don’t ask questions about what’s going on in Gaza. They just sign the papers and go die. And hey – the benefits are great. They gave me $11 million, and I asked for something to sweeten the deal, and they sent me an entire case of Fleshlights. They have the US Army logo on them and everything.

“People ask me if I would put my money where my mouth is and go die for Israel, and the answer is, of course not. But I don’t have to, because they will pay me to use my celebrity status to manipulate you into doing that. I hate to break it to you chief, but things aren’t easy out there, the jobs market is less than great, and you need money if you want pussy, and probably the best way to get that money for you is by going and fighting wars for the chosen ones. I’m pretty connected with my fanbase, and I know most of you really don’t have anything better to do. And guess what? Even if you get your legs blown off, you can still get pussy. These army motherfuckers will give you robot legs. And if you’re dead, well, in the Christian Bible I subscribe to, dying for Israel means you get 72 virgins in Heaven.”

Seriously. That’s what I would do if I was the Army. I would go full “it is ironically hilarious to die for Israel” and hire a bunch of comedian podcasters to sell it like they sold “Better Help.”

]]> New York Democrat Declares Military Recruitment Failure is “Deeply Problematic as a Democracy” https://www.anglinarchive.com/2024/05/28/new-york-democrat-declares-military-recruitment-failure-is-deeply-problematic-as-a-democracy/ Tue, 28 May 2024 00:00:00 +0000

You can die in the military.

It’s not as dangerous as being a logger. But loggers believe in what they’re doing. People need logs.

Who believes in what the US military is doing? Just some freaks on reddit.

Remember when the Ukraine tried to form an ISIS style foreign army on reddit? That was a major failure. Hardly anyone showed up, and then they died quickly. The only one who stuck around was that tranny, and he was made into a spokesman, then they had to cancel him because he kept threatening terrorist attacks against Russian civilians.

It was a massive failure for the US intelligence apparatus to have so few redditors show up to the war. They really thought they could repeat the ISIS model with gay anal replacing Wahhabist Islam. It did not work at all. At this point, I basically agree with the majority Islamic population that ISIS “was not real Islam,” but it was still a powerful force. It was powerful enough to drive young Moslems from around the world to go fly into Syria to fight against the Assad government on behalf of the governments of the US and Israel.

Some CIA analysts looked at that shit and were like “well, reddit trannyism is also a radical ideology – we can form a terrorist army out of these people too.”

It did not work.

It didn’t work for the same reason no one is applying for the US military: even while some people do believe in global forced vax-tranny-globalwarmingism, it’s a very tiny fraction that would be willing to die for it.

And there simply is not an argument to be made that the US military is “protecting America.” No one believes that. The government doesn’t really even try to claim that anymore. If you just listen to the Joe Biden speeches, he says the US exists to enforce “global democracy values.”

The Guardian:

New York Democratic representative Pat Ryan said that having only 1% of Americans serving in the US military is “deeply problematic as a democracy”.

In an interview with CBS’s Face The Nation ahead of Memorial Day, Ryan, who is a veteran of the US army, said: “When you lose touch between those that are fighting our wars and their families and everyone else, that’s something so essential that we have to figure out how to bring folks together, and get more folks serving.”

Ryan, who did two tours in Iraq, said that he is working on recruiting more Americans to serve in the military.

Speaking alongside Florida’s Republican representative and army veteran Mike Waltz, Ryan said: “A lot of the work we did … on the defense bill is recruiting. Every service has been challenged on recruiting numbers and we’ve been pushing a bunch of directions to say that is not acceptable to the department of defense. And we’re starting to see the numbers come up.”

I doubt the numbers are coming up through anything other than recruitment of illegal immigrants. They are not publishing any of these details.

One idea that I’ve put out there, which I think is worth considering (which is different than an idea I put out there which I think is a fact), is that there must be some people arguing that Donald Trump would be much better at recruiting for the military than Joe Biden.

Trump has basically abandoned all of his pro-American, pro-Christian positions. He spent months going around promoting abortion. He’s saying now that Israel comes before America. He’s doing gay anal rallies. He’s maybe talking about immigration or whatever, I don’t really know. Mostly I see him still whining about being persecuted.

On that point: I understand whining about being persecuted. In 2017, when I became the most banned man ever in history, I whined about it quite a bit. But then two separate men who I respect came to me and were like “bro, you gotta quit whining about your rights and just move forward,” and I did that. To this day, I am a bit shy to tell the story of just how brutally banned I am (for example, I’m never allowed to have any form of bank account for the rest of my life) because I know that there is a limit to what people want to hear about how oppressed you are.

Anyway, no one is telling Trump to back off that shit, or he’s not listening, because at least 90% of the material I see from him is him talking about how unfair everything is to him. Of the other 10%, I’ve not heard anything I care about very much.

That said, there are a fair number of people who have a permanent idea of Trump as the 2016 ultimate patriot. There is a 100% chance he would massively drive up military recruitment numbers, particularly if there was some kind of false flag bullshit to back it up.

I’m not really ready to bet on Trump v. Biden. Frankly, I did think Biden would be switched out with Gavin Newsom. But the US establishment, and the global Western/Jewish establishment at large, is now so obsessed with wars, it seems like “ability to pump up support for wars” is going to be the defining issue in the appointment of the next president.

If Biden is reappointed, he’s going to have to do a draft.

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