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Daily Stormer
January 4, 2020

American taxpayers aren’t just getting terribly abused by living “asylum” seekers — dead ones are also draining their pockets.

Breitbart:

One Texas border county medical examiner’s office faces the overwhelming task of storing, autopsying, and identifying the remains of migrants who die while or after crossing into the U.S. The office serves a 12-county area and processes more than half of all migrant deaths in Texas.

Webb County Medical Examiner Dr. Corinne Stern told Breitbart News on New Year’s Day that her office processed the remains of a record 171 deceased migrants. She said this is the highest number she has ever witnessed on the job. The number of deaths along the entire Texas-Mexico border during 2019 exceeded 220.

During an interview late last year with Breitbart News Tonight, Dr. Stern said her facilities are packed beyond capacity.

“A large part of my responsibility is to recover and identify border crossers — those migrants who die in their attempts to cross the border between Mexico and the United States,” Dr. Stern told Breitbart’s Alex Marlow and Brandon Darby. “We are in dire need of space. We have two portable morgue units that are on loan to us from the Laredo City Health Department — they are full. We also have a large one from the State.”

“We have [the migrants] tripled on each table,” she explained. Dr. Stern said they were forced to remove the gurneys from her two large coolers. “We didn’t have enough space so we put them on the floor.”

Dr. Stern said she witnessed more migrant deaths during 2019 than any other year she has served as medical examiner. As of the date of the interview, Stern processed the remains of more than 155 decedents.

One may ask why it is the responsibility of Americans to take care of the corpses of freeloaders that invaded their territory.

The answer to that is that taking care of migrants — dead or alive — is who we are.

That’s also the reason why we can’t just sweep the corpses to the other side of the border.

Our Values as a Democracy state that foreigners have a Human Right to force the American taxpayer to spend money on the processing of asylum claims, on medical attention, food and shelter for living invaders, and on processing the corpses of dead invaders.

Dr. Stern said Maverick County experienced an unprecedented number of drownings this year.

“They’re getting an inordinate amount of drownings because of the caravan of Hondurans,” Stern stated. “They came up through Piedras Negras. They’re all sitting there on the border. Some of them have applied for asylum and they’re given a court date.”

She said they get impatient and get tired of waiting so they try to cross the river. “They’ll jump in the river and try and come across themselves.”

“Recently, within the past few months, I had a mother and her one-year-old son — they came up to the border in Val Verde County,” Dr. Stern recalled. “They applied for asylum. They were given a court date. They went back to wait [in Mexico]. Mom didn’t want to wait. [She] paid a coyote to bring them across and they both drowned. They ended up on my autopsy table.”

If we want to be truly Democratic, we have to build a massive bridge for them to cross that river.

In fact, we should just go ahead and build something like a highway bridge for migrants to safely cross from Mexico to Texas.

That would have prevented the death of this woman.

Breitbart:

First responders in Brooks County, Texas, attempted to revive a Mexican migrant woman who apparently suffered a heart attack after being abandoned by cartel-connected human smugglers. The woman did not respond to CPR or other techniques and died at the scene.

We cannot allow more of these valuable Mordorlings to die due to our inaction.

If we want them to save our economy with the next-generation economic skills that they’ve used to make their own countries great, we have to ensure their safe crossing.

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Migrant Aid Force Rescues 22 Migrants in California Wilderness Near Border https://www.anglinarchive.com/2019/12/01/migrant-aid-force-rescues-22-migrants-in-california-wilderness-near-border/ Sun, 01 Dec 2019 00:00:00 +0000 Pomidor Quixote
Daily Stormer
December 1, 2019

The American people are literally paying the Border Patrol people to go around saving invaders in need.

Breitbart:

San Diego Sector Border Patrol agents rescued 22 migrants from California wilderness areas during a 24-hour period ending on Friday. The rescues followed the onset of bad weather in the area.

At about noon on Friday, the San Diego Sheriff’s Department received a distress call from a migrant woman and her 16-year-old daughter. The mother and daughter became lost in the mountainous region located southeast of the Otay Lakes Reservoir, according to information obtained from San Diego Sector Border Patrol officials. The migrants reported they had no food or water after being abandoned in the wilderness.

The language used all throughout this story is hilarious.

Just try to picture Border Patrol agents receiving “a distress call” from invading “migrants” and setting off to “rescue” them as if they were some kind of vigilantes.

They even use the word “migrant” to describe illegal aliens who are literally invading American land.

Border Patrol Search, Trauma, and Rescue (BORSTAR) responded to the area and began a search for the missing migrants. A helicopter aircrew from the sheriff’s department joined in the search. Agents found the woman and child a short time later.

Agents followed direction from the aircrew and hiked into the area where the woman and young girl had become incapacitated. The agents found the migrants to be losing consciousness and said they were incoherent from the lack of water and food.

Agents began lifesaving treatment and called for a medical evacuation helicopter to transport the migrants to a nearby hospital for further treatment and evaluation. Agents identified the mother and daughter as being in the U.S. illegally. They did not disclose the nationality of the migrants.

It doesn’t matter if they don’t have permission to be here, it doesn’t matter if they’re trespassing, it doesn’t matter if they literally force their way in because they want to get American stuff that belongs to the American people.

None of that matters to the Care Bears Border Patrol agents.

These Migrant Aid Force agents will accept the invaders just as they are and forgive all of their crimes if they are in distress, because as they have previously stated: saving the lives of migrants is their top priority.

On Thanksgiving night, San Diego Sector agents rescued 20 additional migrants and found one migrant who did not survive.

At about 11 p.m. on Thursday, agents found three migrants attempting to enter the U.S. illegally by crossing through a drainage tube located about two miles west of the San Ysidro Port of Entry, officials reported.

The three migrants told the agents there were three more people inside the tube. Agents called San Diego Fire and Rescue for assistance in rescuing the migrants from the rising water in the tube due to rainfall in the area.

Agents heard people yelling for help and rescued one woman. She told the agents that more people had fallen down in the tube. Using a manhole access point, agents and fire rescue crews located thirteen people and pulled them to safety. The entire rescue operation took less than an hour to complete.

About an hour later, agents heard another female calling for help from the same drainage tube. Agents rescued her and two others.

All of the rescued migrants were transported to local hospitals for evaluation and treatment. Officials reported they rescued 15 Mexican men, three Mexican females, one Guatemalan man, and a Mexican juvenile male.

It is your duty as an American to pay for the treatment of injured invaders that want to take your stuff, because not doing that would mean letting people in need on their own, and that’s not who we are.

This is who we are:

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1.1 Million Migrants Crossed Into US in FY2019, 67.3 Million US Residents Speak a Foreign Language at Home https://www.anglinarchive.com/2019/10/30/1-1-million-migrants-crossed-into-us-in-fy2019-67-3-million-us-residents-speak-a-foreign-language-at-home/ Wed, 30 Oct 2019 00:00:00 +0000 Pomidor Quixote
Daily Stormer
October 30, 2019

Fiscal Year 2019 Southwest Border Migration Report

The invasion doesn’t stop. It doesn’t wait for elections. It doesn’t wait for new government policy. It doesn’t care about your system or your wars in the Middle East.

It cares about one thing and one thing only: getting free stuff.

Remember, these are the official numbers, i.e., lies.

Breitbart:

The apprehension of migrants who crossed the border into the U.S. reached 1.1 million during Fiscal Year 2019. More than 850,000 crossed into the U.S. illegally. Of those, nearly a half-million of the migrants were family units.

During Fiscal Year 2019, which ended on September 30, U.S.Border Patrol agents and CBP officers apprehended more than 1,148,000 migrants who crossed the border from Mexico into the U.S., according to year-end numbers released by U.S. Customs and Border Protection on Tuesday in El Paso. The El Paso Sector witnessed the largest percentage increase of illegal border crossings in all categories.

The apprehension of migrants illegally crossing the border is at the highest level since 2007, when agents apprehended 858,638. The apprehension of family units was not tracked in 2007, but this year marks a record for the category–473,000. This number is nearly quadrupled 2018’s report of 107,490 migrant family apprehensions. Prior to that, there had never been more than 100,000 family apprehensions in a single year.

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Family unit migrant crossings are of particular concern to CBP officials due to the increase in resources required to care, transport, and process them.

During FY2019, Border Patrol agents apprehended 473,682 Family Unit Aliens, according to the 2019 Southwest Border Migration Report. This is an increase of nearly 350 percent over last year’s record apprehension of 107,212 family units. The apprehension of Unaccompanied Alien Children also increased by 52 percent to 76,020.

Earlier this year, the Border Patrol declared saving the lives of migrants as their top priority and turned themselves into the Migrant Aid Force. They even bought onesies for the invaders’ infants and turned themselves into nannies of some kind.

These family units are way more expensive than lone goblins because as age decreases, Human Rights increase — which means more free stuff.

We don’t know exactly what the cost of preventing these brown kids from crying is, but what we do know is that what we’re getting in return for the price we’re paying is not a good deal.

What do Americans get after being forced to pay for the processing of these freeloaders’ malicious asylum claims, for their housing, for their food and even for their entertainment?

Even more parasites.

But what about the ones that stay?

What do Americans get for welcoming foreigners into America?

A ticking time bomb.

Washington Examiner:

A record 67.3 million U.S. residents speak a foreign language at home, the latest sign of the growing influence of immigrants on American culture.

Census Bureau data shows that homes that do not speak English first grew seven times faster than those that do.

The data, analyzed by the Center for Immigration Studies, found that in the top five American cities, an average of 48% speak a foreign language at home, mostly Spanish or Chinese.

And in 90 major cities, more than half speak a non-English language at home.

The analysis said, “The Center for Immigration Studies finds that 67.3 million residents in the United States now speak a language other than English at home, a number equal to the entire population of France. The number has nearly tripled since 1980, and more than doubled since 1990. The growth at the state level is even more pronounced. All language figures in Census Bureau data are for persons five years of age and older.”

How long until half of America doesn’t speak English in their homes?

How long until no one even knows what the official language of America is?

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Border Patrol Declares “Saving Lives” of Migrants as Top Priority, Boasts About Rescuing Them From Danger https://www.anglinarchive.com/2019/07/27/border-patrol-declares-saving-lives-of-migrants-as-top-priority-boasts-about-rescuing-them-from-danger/ Sat, 27 Jul 2019 00:00:00 +0000 Pomidor Quixote
Daily Stormer
July 27, 2019

The Migrant Aid Force is real.

One would assume that the priority of the Border Patrol would be to Patrol the Border, but one would be mistaken.

Desert Sun:

Local reporters and photographers gathered together in the desert east of Calexico Thursday morning for a special meeting with the U.S. Border Patrol. But then-Chief Patrol Agent Gloria Chavez was not there to talk about the conditions of migrant detentions — a controversy that has kept the agency in the headlines for months.

Instead, other agents told the journalists, the top Border Patrol agent for the sector was there to discuss just one topic: how the agency’s special Border Patrol Search Trauma and Rescue team (BORSTAR) rescues migrants from the waterways along the U.S.-Mexico border.

In the El Centro sector, an increased number of migrants have died this year in the waterways that separate Mexico from inland California, the agents said. And when migrants need help, the BORSTAR team is certified to rescue people from deep, fast-moving waters.

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But at the event Thursday, Chavez said the agency’s priority is “humanitarian in nature — to save lives.” The BORSTAR team’s work, she said, shows that, “when it comes to rescuing people, we have no boundaries.”

Oh, almost poetic! What are boundaries if not a form of hate border?

America’s “Border” Patrol has no borders, no boundaries, and nothing but love to offer to any foreigner trying to get into the United States.

Truly the Land of the Free… stuff.

Chavez implored migrants to avoid using the All-American canal in their attempt to enter California.

People trying to cross from Mexico into the U.S. without authorization sometimes scale the border fence, sprint about 50 yards across the desert and then jump into the canal. Their goal is to swim across the irrigation channel and dash to Interstate 8, but some don’t make it out of the canal, which in some places is 20-feet deep and has strong currents.

“Do not cross through these irrigation canals,” Chavez said. “If you’re not a proficient swimmer… this water will take you away. You’re going to lose your life trying.”

…and them dying trying to enter America to take stuff from Americans is bad and to be avoided because…?

Because that’s not who we are!

As part of the event, members of El Centro’s 10-person BORSTAR squad demonstrated how they rescue people from the All-American Canal.

Typically, agents at headquarters who watch a series of cameras focused on the border, or those patrolling the international line, will alert the BORSTAR team to a migrant struggling in the canal.

“We’ll start first by talking to the victim in the water,” said BORSTAR member Jonathan Pacheco. “We’ll start yelling at them, ‘hey, swim over to me.’”

If the migrant needs assistance, a BORSTAR agent will throw a rope into the canal. If the person is too tired or panicky to grab the rope, the agent will toss out a flotation device, Pacheco said. And if that doesn’t work, he said, the agent will wade into the water and perform a rescue.

“We go through a process before just showing up and jumping in, to ensure the safety of the agents as well as the victim in the water,” Pacheco said. As he spoke, he stood next to a table of gear that BORSTAR team members wear, including the scuba equipment that some certified agents use to retrieve bodies from the canal bottom.

El Centro sector agents also patrol the heavily polluted New River, which flows north from Mexico to the U.S., but they are instructed to stay out of the water unless an emergency situation arises.

One day before the media event, the U.S. House of Representatives approved legislation that would require U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials to provide every person in their custody with health screenings; undeterred access to drinking water and private, clean toilets; and a medically appropriate number of calories, among other standards.

Asylum seekers coming into the United States are claiming that they’re entitled to free stuff because their country of origin and every other country they’ve set foot in on their way to America is a dangerous hellhole. Now, Border Patrol publicly states that keeping these asylum seekers safe is their priority.

Not only that, but Talmudic “legislation” means these migrants are also given lots of free stuff.

We already knew that there’s not really any kind of deterrent or downside for people from all around the world that want to come into America and claim asylum, and now, with this, there’s not really any reason why these invaders wouldn’t purposefully seek to encounter Border Patrol agents.

The message for the rest of the world here is “talk to a Border Patrol agent and you’ll get taken care of!”

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Border Patrol Agents Allegedly Gay-Shame Migrant, Force Him to Hold Sign Reading “I Like Men” https://www.anglinarchive.com/2019/07/05/border-patrol-agents-allegedly-gay-shame-migrant-forcing-him-to-hold-sign-reading-i-like-men/ Fri, 05 Jul 2019 00:00:00 +0000 Pomidor Quixote
Daily Stormer
July 5, 2019

The alleged picture of the sign, obtained by CNN.

There is still hope. Some people are still fighting off The Gay.

CNN:

US Customs and Border Patrol agents at a migrant processing center in Texas allegedly attempted to humiliate a Honduran migrant by making him hold a sign that read, “I like men,” according to emails written by an agent who witnessed the incident.

The emails — obtained by CNN — were sent to the agent’s supervisor and outlined the March 5 episode in which a Honduran man was forced to hold a piece of paper that said, “Me gustan los hombre(s),” which translates to “I like men,” while being paraded through a migrant detention center.

The incident is one of many, per the emails, in which the CBP agent allegedly witnessed several colleagues displaying poor behavior and management’s failure to act.

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According to the emails, the agent, on-duty at the El Paso Processing Center, saw another agent give a handwritten note to a Honduran migrant and instructed him to walk in front of a group of other migrants who had also been apprehended.

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An image, also obtained by CNN, shows a note with the words that read, “Me gustan los hombre(s).”

The witnessing agent saw the note, approached an agent responsible for writing it and another agent who was laughing. The witnessing agent told them their behavior was unprofessional, the emails say. Neither agent responded.

Seeing that the Honduran man was upset, the witnessing agent took the note away from him and provided him another without the derogatory phrase on it.
The witnessing agent in the emails names two senior Border Patrol agents and five other agents who also saw the alleged incident occur. The witnessing agent took the note to the senior agent in charge that night but the senior agent took no action, the emails said.

Letting people know that a faggot is a faggot is good. Some faggots are low-key faggots, and sometimes men engaged in conversations with them are put in a rough spot upon realizing the extent of the faggotry being directed at them.

When some faggot faggots your way.

Branding homosexuals would be a good enough first step towards purging them. If we’re not going to kill all of them just yet, we should at least be able to quickly identify them from a distance.

Key phrase: from a distance.

This would be a great public health policy, considering gays are walking bags of sexually transmitted infections.

On that topic, consider the criminality of not visually branding people with STDs in a clear and unmistakable manner so healthy people know to stay away.

Letting people know that some faggot or slut has gonorrhea or whatever is against human rights, I guess.

By the way, the “witnessing agent” and whoever snitched on the gay-shamers should be considered traitors and allies of The Gay. These people that have “empathy” and that care about “migrants” are everything that’s wrong with Border Patrol.

They’re supposed to care about defending the border and the American people, not about the feelings of the invaders.

But the Border Patrol has turned into the Migrant Aid Force, so this is what we have now.

But at least not all of them have turned into Care Bears just yet.

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Border Patrol Necromancers Revive Drowning 13-Year-Old Asylum-Seeking Migrant Dreamer https://www.anglinarchive.com/2019/06/28/border-patrol-necromancers-revive-drowning-13-year-old-asylum-seeking-migrant-dreamer/ Fri, 28 Jun 2019 00:00:00 +0000 Pomidor Quixote
Daily Stormer
June 28, 2019

“””Border Patrol”””

This whole Migrant Aid Force thing is getting ridiculous.

KCRA3:

U.S. Border Patrol agents saved a drowning migrant teen who was crossing the Rio Grande River on Tuesday, according to a press release from the U.S. Customs and Border Protection.

The 13-year-old boy and his family, who are from Honduras, were crossing the river that draws the border between Texas and Mexico.

“Words cannot express my gratitude nor convey the sense of pride I have for these agents,” Del Rio Sector Chief Patrol Agent Raul L. Ortiz said in a prepared statement. “Without a doubt, their quick life-saving actions brought this young man back from the brink of death.”

The unconscious boy was pulled from the river and successfully revived after CPR was utilized.

Is this really necessary?

I get it, they won’t start shooting these invaders on sight anytime soon, but why not let them drown in the water?

All they had to do was nothing and there’d be one less “migrant” mouth to feed.

The West is obsessed with preventing browns and blacks from dying. Just look at Africa and all the aid they get. Look at what’s happening there with Ebola. Whites are trying REALLY HARD to artificially inflate the numbers of these beings, and it’s just not sustainable for anyone.

Ebola-Chan just wants to help you by killing blacks. Why won’t you let her help you?

The more we feed them, the more they’ll reproduce and the more of them there’ll be for us to feed. If we’d let them, they’d consume all of our resources and everything would collapse, and after the collapse they’d all just die anyways because they’re incapable of feeding themselves at this scale without whites being involved in the process.

Why not let them die now on their own so they don’t take us down with them?

Because human rights.

El Paso Times:

Dozens of protesters gathered Thursday as the Border Network for Human Rights demonstrated at the Border Patrol Station in Clint, Texas.

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In a news release Wednesday, the group said, “We cannot sit idly as asylum seekers die.  It is time to wake up and act.”

Do homeless white people in America have human rights too, or are these “human” rights specifically for the diverse-skinned?

We should be taking care of our own.

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India Now Also Raping the Border, Migrant Aid Force Buys Thousands of Onesies for Invaders’ Infants https://www.anglinarchive.com/2019/06/15/india-now-also-raping-the-border-migrant-aid-force-buys-thousands-of-onesies-for-invader-infants/ Sat, 15 Jun 2019 00:00:00 +0000 Pomidor Quixote
Daily Stormer
June 15, 2019

We recently learned that Africans from Angola, Cameroon and the Congo are raping our borders the same way that Mayans and Aztecs are.

Now India has joined the march towards Minas Tirith.

Fox News:

The body of a 7-year-old Indian girl was found in a remote desert area of Arizona on Wednesday — the same day border agents say they were told human smugglers helped five Indian illegal immigrants cross into the U.S.

Border Patrol agents with the Tucson Sector recovered the remains of the young girl early Wednesday morning about 17 miles west of Lukeville, a town that sits on the U.S.-Mexico border.

Officials said Thursday agents encountered two women a day earlier who said they had traveled to the United States from India with another woman and two children. They were traveling through Mexico when human smugglers ordered them to cross the border in a “dangerous and austere location.”

Expect more Indians to come because there’ll soon be no shithole on Earth whose people are unaware of how easy it is to enter America and receive free stuff from white people.

The incentives are there, and more of them are added the better we treat these creatures.

Our Border Patrol has turned into the Migrant Aid Force and is now babysitting little invaders and working pretty much like an army of maids serving the Mordorlings.

Americans are even paying for onesies for the invaders.

QUARTZ:

The United States Border Patrol (USBP) will buy as many as 1,800 infant onesies between now and the end of next February for babies up to 12 months old. The clothing will be delivered twice a month to a holding facility in the El Paso area, according to a $448,000 contract the agency signed earlier this week.

The items “are essential for the health and comfort of the detainees while in USBP custody,” explains an accompanying statement of work.

Once you do one thing for “the health and comfort” of the invaders, you enter the slippery slope. It implicitly states that their comfort is something that should be attended to… and who says how much comfort is enough comfort?

Certainly not white Americans, because that would be racist.

The Border Patrol will begin receiving the onesies on June 17. It will also be getting thousands of toddler-size T-shirts, sweatpants, and socks, as well as 7,200 pairs of girls’ panties and nearly 10,000 pairs of boys’ white briefs, in sizes ranging from “Youth-Small” to “Youth-XL.”

Adult-size T-shirts, sweats, briefs, panties, and polyester sports bras have also been ordered to the same USBP detention facility, comprised of “soft-sided” structures—it has been described as a tent city—with an identical delivery schedule.

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The purchases by the Border Patrol follow a recent order by US Customs and Border Protection (CBP) for 20,000 baby bottles, 3,000 boxes of baby wipes, 2,224,000 baby diapers, and 144,000 pairs of shower shoes, of which 36,000 will be size extra-small, for a newly-erected tent city holding families and unaccompanied children seeking asylum in the US.

Are there no white Americans in need of that kind of help instead? No homeless, no jobless, no poor?

Of course there are.

Even if no Americans currently needed help, our resources should be reserved for the future Americans that might need it. Why not give our future generations a better start instead of giving resources away to foreigners that won’t ever pay them back in any way?

It is one thing to strategically invest resources in alliances with others, but this isn’t an investment.

This is literally giving money away. It’s worse than wasting money and it’s worse than burning money because this actually provides strong incentives for more creatures of Mordor to come.

All of this says to the world: “Come to America! You will be taken care of! Food, clothing, showers, safety!”

That is no way to stop an invasion.

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“Dramatic Rise” in Number of African Migrants at Border, Thousands of Bees Defend America From the Invaders https://www.anglinarchive.com/2019/06/08/dramatic-rise-in-number-of-african-migrants-at-border-thousands-of-bees-defend-america-from-the-invaders/ Sat, 08 Jun 2019 00:00:00 +0000 Pomidor Quixote
Daily Stormer
June 8, 2019

African migrants claiming asylum.

The situation at the border gets browner and darker every day.

After that recent group of Africans was apprehended, Border Patrol agents have noticed what they’ve called a “dramatic rise” in the sighting of migrants.

Newsweek:

Border Patrol agents have seen a “dramatic rise” in the number of African migrants detained at the U.S.-Mexico border over the past week, the U.S. Customs and Border Protection agency has said.

In a statement on Wednesday, CBP said that in the six days since May 30, more than 500 people from African countries had been arrested by Border Patrol’s Del Rio Sector in Texas alone.

The agency said that had arrested a group of 34 people that same day and had previously detained a number of large groups caught trying to cross the Rio Grande River, including one group of more than 100 people.

These are just the scouts.

They come to test our defenses, which is an easy task considering literally everyone showing up at the border is getting in.

More will come very soon.

CBP said the majority of the groups’ members had been families coming from the Republic of the Congo, the Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC) and Angola.

In addition to being the battlefield for one of the world’s bloodiest civil wars, the DRC has also been hit by one of the biggest Ebola outbreaks in history, with more than 2,000 cases reported in the last 10 months.

In neighboring Angola, much of the country is still struggling to recover from the impacts of the civil war that raged across the country for 27 years after independence, leaving hundreds of thousands dead.

It would be nice if these Congolese blacks brought Ebola-Chan with them.

That wasn’t a joke, by the way.

It would really be very nice if they brought Ebola-Chan and she infected and killed everyone at the detention centers.

It is unclear what route migrants are taking from African countries. However, in recent interviews with NPR, African migrants said they had traveled from their home countries to Brazil before heading north towards the U.S.-Mexico border, a journey that would likely take several months.

Yeah, it’s unclear what route they’re taking and no one can ask them because they don’t speak English and we don’t speak baboon.

It’s okay though, they have all the time in the world to learn English. We can ask them in a couple of years, after we’ve paid for their language lessons, private tutors to teach them how to read and write, some cozy apartment somewhere, food and clothing, movies, and all of that good stuff.

We’re great hosts here in America. This is who we are.

Thankfully it’s not what our bees are.

Miami Herald:

A border patrol agent working along the Rio Grande River in Texas earlier this week stumbled into a swarm of bees, and then found something even more startling.

The agent was patrolling in Brownsville on Tuesday when a small number of bees got into his vehicle, which caused him to take a quick detour. Once the agent got the bees out of his unit, he went back to see where they had come from, U.S. Customs and Border Protection said in a news release on Friday. That’s when he discovered “a jacket and a bundle covered in thousands of bees,” the news release said.

But it was more than a bundle: After looking closer, the agent realized that underneath the thousands of bees there was a woman “curled up in the fetal position,” according to CBP. The agent yelled for the woman to get up and run to his vehicle — and when she stood up, the agent noticed she had been shielding a child as well.

The agent did a brief evaluation of the pair — a Guatemalan mother and her 8-year-old son — and called for an ambulance to take them to a local hospital, the agency said. The child started throwing up while they awaited the ambulance, so the agent took the family to the hospital himself, where they were put in an intensive care unit.

What a brave Migrant Aid Force agent.

Migrant Aid Force.

This is a clear example of the dynamic at the border. The people supposed to patrol the border are not patrolling the border to keep it safe from foreign threats but to keep foreign threats safe from America.

If you were a Border Patrol agent that loved his country, why not let the bees do your job?

These little guys are not only critically important for pollination; they also share their honey with you, patrol your border for you and attack the invaders on your behalf.

Beebros don’t even ask for anything in return.

They don’t want payment.

They don’t want your stuff.

They do it because they’re your bros.

Their satisfaction comes from your safety and happiness.

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