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Just let it happen. Don’t fear.

Here’s the deal, my folksy folks: meme articles are the most popular articles. So now I’m slipping stuff I think is important into meme articles. Of course, you can click “page down” a few times if you don’t care about these materials. But I advise at least trying this one. It is a pre thankfulness article. Tomorrow, we will be thankful. (NOTE: actually later today technically. Fell asleep at the desk again. You people have no idea the kind of work I’m putting into this TV show while also finishing my paid projects.)

OFFICIAL AI-RELATED ANNOUNCEMENT (PRE-MEME ARTICLE):

If AI was going to stop hallucinating, it would have done that by now. We’ve had no leaps. This idea that it is going to start advancing itself has been disproved. At least that is the case with LLMs. Maybe there will be some other kind of AI that is better. But this whole “AGI” thing is a metaphysical concept and it is a hoax. I know this now, as a fact, and actually I always knew it because I have read at least 10,000 scifi novels and am also not retarded. But soon, many more will learn this truth.

I mess around with a lot of different AIs, constantly. I’m obsessed with them. This announcement should actually be that this is a bigger bubble than the dot com one by a lot, and though I know nothing about economics, I think when it pops it is going to be something significantly worse than the 2008 crisis. I hear different numbers, but a huge percentage of this economy is now dumb AI speculation, all based on this AGI bullshit. I have no idea how that is going to affect crypto, which is the only thing I care about.

I am fully divested from AI. Nb4 “you can’t use a fucking VISA card to buy a theme for your website but you can invest in AI?” – yes, and it isn’t your business. The point is: I am totally out of all of it. This is not financial advice. I am literally just describing my own behavior, which many people are interested in. Nick Fuentes, for instance, is very interested in my impregnation of hookers of various races. (Primarily Asian and Slavic, though I repeat myself, but also allegedly a Libyan chick who claims DNA tests are against Islam and sent me a bizarre translation of a fatwa about how camels have sex. You might be thinking “yeah but isn’t being a hooker against Islam too, how strict can she be?” and actually this is very interesting: at the Islamic brothel, an imam is at the door and performs a wedding and then divorces you on the way out. People ask me if I’ve ever been married, and I say “yeah, a lot” and they give me a crooked glance and say “how many times?” and I say “I don’t know, probably like at least 60 or 7o, less than 100 probably.”)

To be fair to el panzón paranoico que se cree el centro del universo, I am equally interested in his pregnancies, or rather, the lack thereof. I maybe went a bit overboard, from the time I left “child support” soil. “Impregnating as many hookers as possible” is obviously not great behavior. De Oga Fuentes was using this as blackmail. As soon as he made the blackmail threat I demanded he reveal it all, whatever it was, then instead of revealing it, he just acted like I’d said nothing, and kept talking about how he had blackmail, so I started suggesting things it could be, including that thing with the dozens of hooker babies, then he put this in his chat and one of his mugus came at me with it and I was like: “Yeah my dude, I already said that, plus I’d said it here and there since the site started. How do you think I had sex with like at least 2,000 hookers and never had any pregnancies? Do you believe people use condoms if the girl seems clean? Because I have never in my life heard of someone who thinks ‘meh, she seems clean’ using a condom on this clean seeming hooker. Nb4 ‘the girl makes you,’ any man who doesn’t know how to surreptitiously slip off a condom has no right to call himself a man. Furthermore, this could all be a joke. Who knows? You, my poor mugu, get chopped like a thesaurus in a woodchipper, you know less than a rat stuck in a WiFi experiment, and your master appears to know less than most of his mugus, he is simply an expert chopper, hence earning the title ‘El Chopo’ (get it, it’s like ‘El Chapo.’ I had to explain that to you because when a man fall mugu, him brain dey collect palm oil). You would also have to be bordering on braindead to not ask yourself if I was actually purposefully feeding Fuentes disinformation, because as soon as that shit with Big Tech happened [deep lore], I never trusted the Oga Panzón de Mugu.”

It really means nothing. His pregnancies are another question. Why are there none?

Baba Pendejo de Mugu claims he never engaged in any sort of sexual activity, which is very difficult to believe. The “I’m just a really strict Christian” thing simply makes zero sense given the level of ethics we see from this guy. I have very rarely had sex with non-hookers, because I do feel guilty about it. But in terms of Christian ethics, fornication is simply fornication, there is no difference between a sexual financial transaction and “casual sex” (a new type of sex invented by the boomers where the woman doesn’t charge cash and instead charges your soul), assuming neither party is married and the girl is not a virgin.

I have recently made a big push to stop my fornication. The issue is, it is not actually about sex for me. I mean, it’s not about the dopamine from the sexual congress. It is about feeling a human connection. I have very little of this in my life. Because of my line of work, and the consequences a real nigga faces when he does this work, I am separated forever from my family. I have some friends. But you know, friends are… I don’t know really what friends are. It’s a complex issue. I will write about it sometime soon. It is something I’ve changed my views on. I used to believe you could form a truly deep relationship with another man. Although this is possible, technically, it is very rare, and it is generally men you grew up with. That is, men you knew when you were prepubescent. So prostitution gives me a bit of real human connection.

I heard E. Michael Jones say once that he thinks people get into pornography because there is very little beauty in the environments of urban hellscapes, and a woman’s body is something beautiful. I think this is totally wrong. If it was true, you could just watch nature documentaries or that movie where Leo fights the bear, whatever that boring ass shit was called. But pornography is not about sex. It is about dopamine. “Gooning” as they call it, which is masturbating for an extended period of time (potentially for hours, at least much longer than you would have real sex), can release something like fentanyl levels of dopamine. They’ve shown that this method of pornography use forms the same neural pathways as opioids and other drugs. So I do not agree with the “people want to view beauty” theory, especially since we are talking about hardcore porn. But I do agree it is not about sex, and I can relate this “getting something you need spiritually from something real in the wrong way” to my experiences with prostitutes.

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving. Another holiday I will be without my family. I have often joked about the ridiculousness of the concept of paying for an hour with a prostitute, because sex only takes 3-5 minutes. However, I sometimes do take the hour. Her job is to be nice to you. They all tell me I have beautiful eyes and ask me why I am so sad. I tell them life is sad. They disagree and tell me life should be happy and that I should find my happiness. I tell them I think the only happiness is with family and I cannot see my family. They say “awww.” And say “I will be your family” and squeeze their arms around me. This happens virtually every time, or has for several years. Yes, I am that fucked up, and yes, it is even more fucked up that I will tell this kind of deeply personal thing to everyone in the world, leaving it on a permanent record. It liberates me. Secrets weigh on me terribly. Further, I can’t be blackmailed, to the dismay of Oga Bobo. The man who blackmails, tells vulnerable high schoolers asking deeply personal questions for advice to kill themselves. And on and on. But keeps his pecker dry.

“The threat of blackmail” is a kind of misnomer, or perhaps you would say it is redundant, because blackmail is a threat. When Fuentes repeatedly suggested that if I were to go after him, he would release secret information on me, he was engaging in a moral sin. Blackmail is a grave sin, and he did it with full knowledge of the gravity, and he did it deliberately. In terms of the level of offense, the only difference between blackmail and fornication is that blackmail is illegal. Seriously, I could have him criminally charged. And does anyone think he repented? I confess every time I engage in fornication. I confess all sorts of things. My priest rushes me. He says “brother, you don’t have to say every little thing, and some of these are not even sins.” Can you imagine that Fuentes went in the box and confessed for blackmailing me? He blackmailed over and over again, so there was no remorse, and apparently no interest in the fact that this is a sin… but he won’t have sex? He is in a position where he could be pulling ultra super model level girls whenever, and he resists that. This is saint level behavior. But he blackmails people, blackmails me, the man he owes his entire career to. He knowingly lies and misleads people, spreads gibberish, got a bunch of people sent to prison by telling them to “take the Capitol,” but he ain’t getting his dick wet?

I’m interested, because it appears he is indeed a homosexual. I think we should interview Lolisocks. I always thought Lolisocks was a funny guy, but he did fuck trannies, so I mean, I’m not trying to buddy around with him. Fuentes is claiming to be a true Catholic leader of a for-profit revolutionary movement. (Please just think on that term for a bit. Think about Pol Pot in the jungle screaming at men throwing bodies into a mass grave while flipping through a luxury furniture catalog. No wonder the Mugu Carnicero hates Fight Club.)

It is a matter of the public interest if he is indeed a homosexual. Personally, I think it is obvious that he is, but it is also possible or indeed probable that he is non-practicing. And I respect a non-practicing homosexual. He effectively admitted this. People might have misinterpreted that infamous clip. He says you have to have engaged in a sexual act to be gay or straight. Clearly, he is justifying to himself that he is not gay because he has not engaged in gay sex. I believe he probably does find it repulsive, but is driven to it. This is the case with a lot of homosexuals.

But we are really on a tangent here.

I noted that it was not financial advice, but I am 100% out of AI and I have no idea what this bubble pop is going to do to crypto. Or whatever else. I mentioned this because an AI, unprompted, called me “Serious Internet Person™.” The full sentence was “Alright, Serious Internet Person™, let’s lock this down.” I am thinking of having this printed on my business cards. Currently, my cards say “Chairman Wang, CEO of Pangolin Pie” and have a picture of Charles Bronson from Death Wish saying “Go Ahead, Make My Pie.” I’ve been told that it is confusing, because it implies my business is that people hire me so they can make pies for me.

What if I put Lawnmower Man saying “Alright, Serious Internet Person™, let’s lock this down”? That way I am informing the potential customer that I will help him lock something down, which could imply all sorts of different things. I am also complimenting the potential customer on his serious internet behavior, as well as indicating that I have trademarked this term.

That was sort of a dark intro. I’m cutting the rest of this article. I’ll maybe post it later. But I want to do a happy Thanksgiving thing tomorrow [Update: later today. See above. Fell asleep at desk again]. And I think that is enough dark for the darkness before the dawn of Thankfulness.

I have to be the leader of the Fuentes criticism. No one else is going to do it correctly. There is no one real enough to do anything. I like a lot of Tucker’s stuff. But he has a weird agenda. I forgot about Thanksgiving this week, since I don’t have family with me. The last couple years I was in another country staying with some people and cooking. This year I will just go to some American hotel with turkey. Do you know how many hotels are owned by Mormons? People will say “Mormons are like Jews,” but that is really lazy and barely even means anything, because… wait, no, I’m not going into that.

I also like Candy’s stuff. Why does no one call her that? Candace is a nice enough name, but it feels like people she’s close with should call her Candy. If she was my wife, I would call her Candy. Except no I wouldn’t, because if I wouldn’t call her anything, because I wouldn’t speak, because I would be dead, because if I married a nigger, even a lovely one like Candy, I would an hero. Anyway, if anyone is legit, it’s her. But she’s not legit enough to give up the money. That’s the issue. This money thing, man. It just doesn’t work to have a society where all power is money. After the Tucker-Vance 2028 project, which will probably be three articles, I have another big thing planned about the probability (nigh certainty) that it is impossible for a person who acts on morals to have a huge amount of money, meaning that in a capitalist system, it is impossible for a moral person to have serious power. At least, if you do not have an authoritarian state. In an authoritarian state, where the state is above all else (hopefully with a two-headed eagle), you can have a moral power. And… okay again, not going there. 2,000-word opening for a meme post is enough.

Oh. But I’m doing the money thing again.

Monero:

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Public addresses for people doing their own security:

BTC:

bc1qd35kpy3ghxhtg29cg5tl4aud5xr9xqwrkw6ucm

ETH:

0x33BD3683D518C45df6393E2276E724228a834757

SOL:

FG71bjrBSKcp2A9ZenyrHjvEw2ngmxbAebcBA4cnY1jM

The way to get a private address so I can handle security:

Session App (download), copy this code:

05572128ee1967255089ef79d7ad652b5c6765665b8299e294e05a37ac96dd0936

Or scan this QR:

Email:

staunchleftist1999@proton.me

Contact me there, I will give you a clean address. And yes, you can use those addresses again. Or you can request a new one. But the addresses are good forever.

Also, if you sent a request a while ago and I never replied, please send again. I mean before last week. My box is so full. And I don’t check it. That is how stupid I am with money. People try to send it to me and I don’t even bother to help them do it until I am completely broke. I know this is strange to some. But hey. Whatever.

This donation drive is not really going very well so far. I guess it’s because not that many people are reading the site. I mean, that shouldn’t be totally surprising lol. And I get that I’m asking for money while not doing nearly as much work. But a whole lot of work is coming. I just need to bridge the gap here.

Plus, I mean… I did give you a lot of work. I didn’t ruin my life for you, I did that for me. I don’t really know why. Honestly, I think the Holy Spirit, my Guardian Angel, Saint Michael himself, some force from God, sent me on this mission.

The reality is, someone had to do this. Someone had to leave America. You can’t be in America and do anything that matters. There is opposition, but it is necessarily controlled opposition. Because they can silence you. They can kill you. I think that is a big part of what happened to Charlie Kirk. I don’t think it was “oh he’s starting to go against Israel, kill him.” I think it is more like “let’s make it clear what happens if you go against Israel.” Whatever it is, it’s not what they’re telling you. And there is literally only one guy who is saying it is what they are telling you.

One guy.

And not just saying “oh I think the official story makes sense, but people should be able to ask questions.” He is saying that anyone who questions it is a Russian agent. And he is attacking them. Saying no one can question Israel. And he is fucking everywhere. He will probably hit 8 figures this year. You people don’t understand the kind of money that is involved. What these crypto donations can be.

Tucker is the big boss. He runs the alternative media. And he is partners with Vance. But I think he’s got a lot of good stuff, he’s got that Crooks documentary, but with Vance, I mean, my friends still live in Ohio and one sent me this photo taken while he was taking a shit at Target…

That is the big story I’ve got coming. I am playing this up. I have so much written. Probably over 40,000 words. That 40,000 will need to be cut to about 15,000, and then we will need another 40,000 to get cut to 15,000, making three 10,000-word pieces.

I’m just going to publish it when it’s done. I’m not sure when that will be. I still have the response to the criticisms of the big anti-Fuentes article, which needs a few updates, because so much of what I said has played out. That’s kinda why I waited. Aside from my hatred of editing. But I’ll probably put that out, then start publishing the Tucker-Vance-Silicon Valley series.

This is literally the response from mugus to insults against their master:

“You’ve changed” is the best. I’m like “aside from no longer appreciating your master, how did I change?” They say “you’re not funny anymore.” Then I cry and cut myself and try to call to order balloons but they’re like “sir, you’re going to have to call back when you’re not crying so hard, plus we don’t sell the kinds of balloons you want other than Spongebob and Labubu. Like, sir, Batman wouldn’t marry Wonder Woman, we don’t have that balloon.”

Of course I wanted Batman marrying Catwoman, a balloon they must have.

Here’s another teaser: Fuentes was obsessed with Peter Thiel, but he wasn’t saying anything that mattered at all. He was constantly talking about Bronze Age Pervert, who no one had ever heard of. If you read Thiel’s writings, you find Straussianism. Honestly, that alone might need another 10-10-15,000 words. Thiel would have wanted someone attacking him. And Nick is really not very good at doing these missions. You saw how badly he fucked up that whole “Russia is the real Israel” thing. Just created a completely nonsensical mess no one could possibly follow. He would do endless hours about Peter Thiel and not talk about anything that mattered, simply talk endlessly about these Twitter accounts no one has ever even heard of, talking about how Thiel funds them. This creates anti-Thiel background noise. It would be like if someone pretended to be really short and really sensitive about it in order to control the criticism of them. Someone could even invent some insane story about having dozens of bastard children, and then spread it by manipulating a 104 IQ Mexican into thinking it was a weak point.

It’s… it’s all very big. And… that is the end of that preview.

Editor’s Pick of the Week:

Official Runner-Up:

(I know those are both old. But they feel fresh to me and I am the judge. Memes are not a democracy.)

Also some other notable memes which may inspire relevance…

Friendly reminder that by mid-2027, the single adjective we have left in the English language will be “fucking.”

I used to love a good F-bomb. Now I actively try to avoid them as often as possible. When I use them now, people either think “he’s being funny or he’s mad.” (I’m talking about in real life speech. In writing I still do use it profusely because that is just how people write.)

This is okay:

But it’s not just CVs. What is the most insane is that it is college papers. Students are turning in papers written by AI to teachers who grade them with AI. The AI grader marks down the other AI for hallucinating. But that’s all.

Speaking of broke-ass tech, the internet of things was always a bad idea. Maybe making a single controller that controls your TV and your heating/cooling and your… whaever else, was a good idea, but making new controllers for things and putting them all on the internet was idiotic, and when it’s all programmed by Indians…

Is this one about the Israeli ass-ramming scandal?

They didn’t ass-jam them with a banana. The Amazing Atheist did that. (Imagine that is what everyone thinks of you for the rest of your life? I only think that and that he lost weight. He made money, but this is what I say with De La Oga: at what cost?)

Separately from ass jamming though, I’m sure the IDF did trick Palestinianas into slipping on banana peels. Have you seen those guys in masks yelling about how they are proud they ass-jammed that dude? Imagine if there was a separate team of guys in masks yelling like that to cheering crowds talking about how they were proud of tricking Palestinians into slipping on banana peels like in an Abbot and Costello movie.

By the way, did you know that Costello from that duo was Elvis Costello’s dad?

No I’m joking, I just made that up. But now that I’m thinking of it, I should probably AI it.

Am I now just explaining memes?

Anyway, I’m out of time, this is like, midnight on Thanksgiving, so you are going to read this on the day instead of the day before. I fell asleep at my desk again. But remember: a happier one is coming soon.

The Primo Collection:

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Memetic [INSERT DAY]: The Road to Victory https://www.anglinarchive.com/2025/11/22/memetic-insert-day-the-road-to-victory/ Sat, 22 Nov 2025 11:06:44 +0000

It’s meme time, friends.

But first, the promised preview of what is to come next week, when you will get some serious analysis, which is going to hold up very well. I am in high confidence mode.

Tucker-Vance Showdown ’28 Preview Section

I promised to start leaking details of my analysis of Tucker Carlson’s 2028 scheme in these meme posts. And this, verily, I shall do. To start with, we need to consider the basic fact that Tucker Carlson is a “friend” of “JD Vance.” He is using Vance and Vance is using him. They both need each other right now.

The thing is, Vance is going to be required to run on Trump’s record, which is going to be a nightmarish thing come 2027. It is already nightmarish. We have no money. We are doing all of these wars. None of the immigrants are getting deported. Nothing that anyone voted for is happening.

MI6 is, at least officially, refusing to help Trump blow up these boats off the coast of Venezuela, given that there is no evidence there are drug dealers on them, and the survivors are saying they are fishermen. Maybe some of them are running drugs, but they’re not running them to America; that is impossible in these boats. Vance says “I don’t give a shit who we kill.” Like that Misfits song. The media is like “but who was that guy you killed?” and Vance is like “It doesn’t matter much to me as long as he’s dead.”

That’s a small issue, apparently, because Americans don’t care about killing random people. But it is goofy. Just like all of the rest of this stuff. The wars are big goofy, the dumb deportation strategy is big goofy, the tariffs are big goofy. None of this stuff is stuff anyone wants to run on. Tucker doesn’t have this baggage. And he’s the anti-Israel guy, who doesn’t have to talk out of seven sides of his fat mouth when trying to explain why the US is joined at the hip with Israel.

Tucker will drive the knife in Vance’s back, for the sake of America (and, incidentally, his own legacy). This is going to be awesome.

I don’t trust Tucker. But I don’t trust anyone but myself. And frankly, the extent to which I trust myself is quite limited. But Tucker is older than Vance, he is about six million times more charismatic, he doesn’t have baggage, he is a viable candidate. Vance is not viable. Tucker might not even have to knife him. Vance, as power hungry as he is, might be willing to step aside and try to get a cabinet position in Tucker’s admin.

Oh, and we’re going to need a very big section on how it is even possible for Tucker to get elected, given election fraud. Of course, Tucker is young enough and clever enough that if he got robbed, he might do January 6 but real. Of course then he could just be assassinated.

But the other thing about Tucker is: unlike Trump, I do not think he has all this weird sex stuff.

Speaking of weird sex stuff, Trump is now supporting Congress releasing the Epstein files, after he tried to go to war with Marjorie and literally called her a traitor. That was very disgusting. He is purposefully burning his brand. It’s just unbelievable. He had the top brand, and then he’s like “lemme go ahead and just light this shit on fire.”

I think Tucker should pick Marjorie as his running mate.

Sure, elections are fake, but this could create massive chaos. It could be awesome.

The Epstein files are just going to be endless black “redacted” lines. Guaranteed.

This is the goofiest of the goofy, when Trump can release this at any time, then he calls up all these congressmen, including Lauren Boebert, and tries to convince them to help him cover it up. Then he fails. Then he says he supports Congress releasing it. And it’s like bro, if you support it, why don’t you just release it, instead of forcing Congress to force you to release it?

What is going on?

Why is this all so goofy and weird?

Anyway, I’m really burned out. I was traveling. Then I tried to work on some shit and fell asleep at the desk. I think my arm might be permanently crippled. I was at a meeting and my eyes kept drooping. They put me in a taxi.

Then I fell asleep in the taxi and the driver had to bonk me. Straight up bonked. This was some Super Smash Brothers shit.

Speaking of goofy, my eyes were droopy like Goofy the rat.

I’m overworked.

I’m getting this money together, so I can pour a year into the TV show, even if it doesn’t make money. If it doesn’t make money after a year, we’ll see. But I think it will. I hate all the people you hate. Everyone hates all of these people, these alternative media people. Even if you don’t hate them all, you would at least like to see them knocked down a peg, would you not?

He’s one droopy sonovabitch, ain’t he?

This is my fav:

It’s my fav because it reminds me of myself. That’s the way I feel most of the time, now that I’m not interested in women. Thankfully I am interested in work again, because of the TV show. Otherwise I would probably just curl up somewhere and sleep until I was dead.

Back to the Sex Thing

Sex is a big part of everything. It is maybe the biggest part. Nick Fuentes being obsessed with money while claiming to have no interest in sex implies some kind of severe mental illness. For most men, if they had no interest in sex, they would spend their lives doing what they wanted to do, not thinking about money much at all. Women want money because they are vapid, soulless creatures. Men want money because women want money. There’s no reason for luxury or status symbols outside of sexual dynamics. Status symbols exist either to impress women or impress men that you work with so they will take you more seriously and give you opportunities that will lead to more money you can impress women with.

Men’s horniness is very fascinating. Mostly, intelligent men view it as an annoyance. But then if you are able to successfully suppress it, you end up in a situation where you say: “Wait, why I am doing anything again? Someone remind me why I don’t just sit around all day and read Star Wars novels? Like, I could play video games I guess, but that requires some effort and can be frustrating when you lose. Star Wars novels are only fun. And you get to use your imagination!”

Sex is so dumb. I mean think about it. Women are totally gross. They are so self-obsessed and lacking in empathy, and they have no interests at all. If you try to talk to a woman about an interesting topic, she will feign interest if she likes you. If she doesn’t like you, forget about it. Women are also ugly and they smell bad. It is only the base biological urge that drives men to have sex.

There is nothing more obscene than Andrew Tate with his nasty hoes saying “look at me, I do my base biology, I’m a slave to it, me and the demiurge are tight bro, I’m demiurged up and down this piece.” And to make it that much worse, or maybe better, these bitches he rolls out are hardened road dogs. Not even once have I seen him with a girl I would rate above a 5, and most of them are straight up 3s.

1, 1, 3, 2

Note that I do not include fat women on my number scale, as fat means you’re out of the game, an automatic zero. I also don’t include age, which Tate’s harem is benefiting from, since most of his bitches are in their 40s.

And he’s in Romania, dude. One time me and a friend were on the main walking street in Bucharest, and some street hustler called us up to a brothel. The girls were significantly better than the ones Tate’s got in the above pic. They were not spring chickens, all over 25, but not as old as Tate’s chicks. These would have been in the 5-6 range if they didn’t have the tattoos. The guy was saying $100. I said “will you take $50?” and they did a fake huddle and the guy was like “yeah, okay, $50, but 30 minutes only.” I said, “I only need ten minutes, I won’t be singing any poetry.” And then I got up to leave. And he was like “wait, you go?” I nodded in the affirmative. He said “why you ask for $50 then?” “I just wanted to see if you would take it.” He looked confused for a split second, then “okay, my friend, $40 for you, beautiful girl, you choose girl.” I shook my head. By the time I was on the street it was $30.

Point being: $100 an hour girls in Romania look like supermodels. Girls better than Tate’s are $30.

The Andrew Tate situation is weird. And he is a part of Tucker Carlson’s coalition.

The Carlson Coalition

Whatever you think of Tucker, you gotta admit that the art for his new 9/11 doc goes hard. He called me and asked about it and I was like “don’t you think it goes a bit hard?” and he did his signature laugh and said “that’s what I thought you’d say, you little faggot,” and hung up the phone.

I hope everyone understands that this is what is happening here: Carlson is building a coalition. I am sure I’ve mentioned this, but we need to put that in the front, as we frame these ideas.

He is attempting to bypass the old culture war which was primarily about abortion and gays. Ending Roe v. Wade allows the former to be bypassed, and apparently he is just going all-in on “Fisting, I say to thee lad, is phileo, and verily, sayeth I unto thee, double-fisting is double-phileo.”

When Glenn Greenwald’s sex tape leaked, I said “this really doesn’t have anything to do with what he is saying about Israel or anything else, this is just a way to embarrass a man.” If a politician is a gay or if he drives off a bridge with a hooker in the car and doesn’t even attempt to save the bitch as he doggy paddles his fat ass to safety, that may speak to their character. But a podcaster, I mean – who gives a shit? I thought it was the nuttiest thing ever when Nick Fuentes blackmailed me, threatening to reveal my half breed children. Maybe I have some hardcore Nazi readers who don’t like that, but honestly, I doubt even they care that much. It’s not like I’m polluting the gene pool of the Western world. I’m raising the quality of the gene pool in the Eastern world.

Frankly, Fuentes blackmailing me at all was some of the weirdest shit I’ve seen. I am not joking when I say if things were just a little bit different I would have tried to press criminal charges. It was really cut and dry. What made it so much weirder is that the first time he did it, I demanded he release whatever secret information he has, but then over a year later, he was still pushing this blackmail thing, acting as if he’d never heard me say “release it all.” None of the mugus defended him on that. None of them tried to say he didn’t do that. They just psychoanalyzed me like creepy ass faggots.

But yeah, calling Greenwald’s thing “love”… this is very strange. But that is Tucker’s big tent. Pretty much everyone is in this tent other than the Jews. (Well, some Jews, he is sticking to “everyone is an individual” as I mentioned in my preview during the begging fiesta, but most Jews will not go along with this.)

Sex is a big part of all of this. Sex is a big part of everything. We will break down the big tent Tucker is building, and analyze the fact he’s skipping the sex stuff, while also remaining generally socially conservative. I think the tent is smart. I wouldn’t do this tent he’s doing and I don’t really support it.

Speaking of Jews and sex and Tucker’s big tent, the “lesbian” (not a real thing) who runs “Gays Against Groomers,” a homosexual group that is against trannies, is a Jew and she is now denouncing him. I saw her on this Israeli podcast that is primarily an anti-Tucker podcast.

She looks a lot better in the thumbnail than on the podcast.

If she’s a lesbian, then why is she trying to look attractive in the first place, I wonder? Maybe because “lesbianism” isn’t real?

That podcast is something I will be covering in some detail as I go through all of this. He has very few views, but gets big names. There is more than meets the eye there, for certain.

Anyway, the Jews do not care about Nick Fuentes. No one cares about Nick Fuentes. He can’t ever be popular, he is too repulsive. He can use my material and get some attention, but that’s it. The reason he is the big issue is that they were looking for a reason to attack Tucker, and that seemed like the easiest point of attack. Tucker bringing Fuentes into the tent is a separate issue. He needs a “real antisemite” in the tent, and Fuentes is the most harmless, and due to his obsession with money and fame, as well as the fact he’s got serious federal charges hanging over him, he’s a very easy “antisemite” to bring into the tent.

Anyway, this is all just random out of order commentary. It is a preview of the thing I am going to put together analyzing all of this. It will be a multi-part thing I will start next week. It will be properly organized and very informative and explain to you what is happening next.

Right now, onto the memes.

Oh, but first…

E-Begging Continues

As noted, the site is broke. I stopped soliciting donations when I stopped posting the daily news, and yet kept paying everyone. Now that I am working on the site regularly again, and have all these projects coming up, I am again asking for your support. I did the whole bit yesterday.

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Contact me there, I will give you a clean address. And yes, you can use those addresses again. Or you can request a new one. But the addresses are good forever.

Again: I’m in a tough spot here. So if you feel like you’ve gotten something out of the site, please help me out. There is plenty more to come. You are going to like the new show, I promise. It is going to be very fun. And you are going to like this series I’ve got coming explaining this Tucker-Bowman situation. I am myself very interested in it, and excited to see what I learn about it when I type it up. For me, writing is a big part of the way I process my thoughts. So when I write, I teach myself things.

And of course, you are going to like the memes.

After the Tucker Carlson/Peter Thiel/Jim Bowman Takeover Series, Look Forward To:

  • Antisemitism Doesn’t Exist and Can’t Exist
  • Why I am Proud to be a Pedophile Activist
  • All That Stuff I Said About AI Doing Things is Already Happening
  • How to Cure Your Addiction to Monster Nitro with “Dangerous” Amounts of Sleeping Pills
  • It Doesn’t Matter If Your Christmas Lights Look Bad, What Matters is That You Put in the Effort (Including Slaves Who Live in “Apartments” [Prison Cells])
  • Why It is Unethical to Not Drain the Government of As Much Money as You Possibly Can
  • How I Became a Communist
  • Seven Foolproof Ways to Kill Your Wife and Make It Look Like an Accident
  • Could Thrawn Beat Darth Vader? (Not Including Hand-to-Hand Combat, I Mean If They Both had a Star Destroyer and an Equal-Sized Fleet)

And of course, the fake podcast, which will be followed by a real TV show.

Editor’s Pick of the Week:

Runner-Up:

(The motto of my TV show.)

The Primo Collection:

*Note: except alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, Valium, and taurine

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Memetic Monday: Delivered on Time, As Always https://www.anglinarchive.com/2025/11/14/memetic-monday-delivered-on-time-as-always/ Fri, 14 Nov 2025 03:50:25 +0000 (NOTE: This was literally ready on Monday. I swear I posted it. It was somehow unposted…! I have another article ready to post now and am just noticing this was not posted. Obviously, the main site is on the backburner of my brain presently. But I am trying to fit it on one of the front burners. I know this was posted. It was finished totally and just sitting here. Like OJ, I vow to hunt down the person responsible for this grave crime.)

Unfortunately, this week I don’t have the sort of interesting commentary I had last week. Go read that one if you didn’t. Someone hacked my mainframe and put up a fake warning saying the text wasn’t worth reading, but it was actually very inciteful. In… sightful… I didn’t mean to imply it would incite something. That was a genuine homonym error. Many such cases.

In terms of what’s up with me? You ask? Things are going great. Feeling good, drinking various shakes made of grass for the antioxidants. Just joking, I’m not drinking shakes and I’m not doing great either for that matter. No, I’m fine. Great, really. Having a lot of fun working on the project.

Just pounding it out. Grinding.

The new writer is good, right? The Venezuela piece?

Oh and yes, I know some things about the site still look messed up on the phone. I’m slowly working through that with AI. You know, I can’t really hire IT people. I mean someone runs the server. But it’s difficult to give people access to the main site because everyone is out to get me. I am not a programmer, so I left the site looking the same for like 15 years or whatever, then it broke for some reason, and I couldn’t update the thing. I spent like $300 on prepaid cards to try to rebuy the thing, no luck. I still can’t use a VISA card. I’m banned for the rest of my life because of a fat joke in 2017. Did I already tell this story? Anyway, if I did, a lot of people apparently missed it, because people keep whining about the site looking bad. I think it looks good now. Except on a phone if there are embeds. I will fix that at some point this week. Right now, probably 30 hours of my life have been dumped into trying to fix this. And yes, that is part of why there have been fewer articles. It just is what it is. Anyway, I removed that white line people hated. I liked the white line. But most did not.

I like it better black. White light from the screen literally makes you gay. I hope you know that. It makes you gay.

If you’re not gay already, you are probably against that. If you are gay, it’s possible you want to become even more gay, but you can go elsewhere for that.

Editor’s Pick of the Week:

Runner-Up:

Special mention for this one:

Fact-checkers proved that this meme I made was the number one reason Mamdani won the election in New York. Just joking. I didn’t make that meme. It’s probably AI. But it is indeed believed to be the number one reason Mamdani won.

Don’t tell Mamdani, he thinks I made it and sinched him the win. Don’t worry about him reading this. He’s from Africa so he can’t read. I know you’re thinking “yes, but he’s not black, his family were Indian colonizers in Africa.” That’s true but it’s discredited pseudoscience that being black makes it so you can’t read. It’s actually that if you or any of your ancestors ever lived in Africa, you can’t read. It’s because of an ancient voodoo curse. That’s the real science.

I called Mamdani to thank him for winning and demanded he immediately impose Sharia law and communism and he said “roger that, comrade” and hung up the phone. Then later he texted me.

So according to my information, the plan is going forward: he is combining communism with Sharia law to completely crush the infidels/capitalists.

Even after the killing starts, remember to keep calling his office and demanding he kill more and more people. Also make sure he nationalizes all the Jew diamond shows and gives free diamonds to the workers.

The Primo Collection:

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Memetic Monday: Tuesday Night Special Irredeemably Tainted Edition (Formerly: PLACEHOLDER: MEMES COMING SOON) https://www.anglinarchive.com/2025/11/04/placeholer-memes-coming-soon/ Tue, 04 Nov 2025 13:35:58 +0000 SERIOUS WARNING: THIS HAS NOW BEEN UPDATED WITH REAL MEMES. MY ADVICE IS TO SCROLL THROUGH ALL OF THE TEXT. IT’S TOTAL GARBAGE. ONLY READ IT IF YOU ARE REALLY REALLY INTO MY WRITING PROBLEMS. EVEN THEN I DON’T ACTUALLY RECOMMEND IT. I HAVEN’T READ THIS AND WOULDN’T READ IT MYSELF, BUT HAVING WRITTEN IT, I HAVE SOME INSIGHT. I MEAN, I AM WRITING THIS NOTE SEVERAL HOURS AFTER WRITING THE SECOND SECTION, AND I DON’T REMEMBER MUCH ABOUT WHAT WAS WRITTEN, SIMPLY THAT AS I WATCHED THE WORDS RUNNING ACROSS THE SCREEN, MY PRIMARY THOUGHT WAS: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GARBAGE? IF THERE WAS A BIGGER AND REDDER (MORE RED?) FONT, I WOULD BE USING IT. BUT FOR REAL, DON’T LET IT DISTRACT FROM THE MEMES. THEY ARE REALLY GOOD THIS TIME. THAT IS ALSO A LIE. ALSO? DOES THAT MEAN I WAS LYING WHEN I SAID THE WRITTEN PART IS ALL GARBAGE? REMEMBER IN LABYRINTH – “ONE OF US ALWAYS LIES, THE OTHER ALWAYS TELLS THE TRUTH?” THAT’S HOW I FEEL ABOUT ME NOW AND THE VERSIONS OF ME THAT WROTE THIS ARTICLE. TO BE CLEAR, I AM NOT ON DRUGS AND NO DRUNKER THAN USUAL. WHICH MUST MEAN… OH NO.

PLACEHOLDER ANNOUNCEMENT (posted before there were any memes):

Well, it turns out it’s Tuesday. As usual, no one bothered to tell me. I had to check the thing.

Anyway, I’ve got all the things happening, but I am doing the thing with the things.

The memes I mean. I’m doing the thing with the memes. I will do it today, perhaps, or tomorrow.

Oh, you’d better believe it, my dear friends, and all you unfriendly cocksuckers as well: the memes are coming.

In terms of the Nick Fuentes content people are demanding: I don’t really want to be “the Nick Fuentes guy.” I wrote my first thing. And I will do a followup thing, replying to the replies, and clarifying the things that mugus claimed confused them (I do believe they were confused, this is a truly dense batch of faggotized retards, and some, I assume, are good people – particularly the teenagers who don’t know any better). But frankly, after my first thing went viral, and the people have sort of started to catch on, it’s not like I’m the only person saying this stuff.

Read the comments on this thing where he says everyone who was born in America is “American”:

Just scroll for a while. Over a thousand comments, virtually none of them positive. So while the kook gibberish was apparently not bothering people, the complete flip-flop on the most basic shit apparently is bothering people.

“Where have I heard this before…?”

He will be popular, because he’s being force-memed. Ben Shapiro is still popular, in terms of total views. But this whole thing of him being unquestioned as some kind of honest, good actor is totally over. I’m taking credit for that. I don’t need the credit. But it’s mine and I’m taking it.

So frankly, it isn’t my job to just pick at him. I know people want that. And when I do my podcast, I am going to attack everyone, including him. Frankly, by the time it is rolling (hopefully mid-Feb, probably late March), he probably will have completely crashed out. But he’ll still be around, spewing this kook gibberish and flip-flopping around like a disgusting Mexican bloatfish. So we’ll break down his gibberish in a fun way, where we can watch the clips and make fun of him together as a community. But he’ll be one of many. I am not going to become “the Nick Fuentes guy.”

Right now, it’s admittedly hard not to, because he is everywhere all the time, like a virulent poisonous gas unleashed on helpless jungle dwellers. And there are things I can say about the nature of this astroturf. But I am going to try to say them all in my followup thing, which I will probably publish this week, and then leave that topic alone until my show, where I will attack everyone.

The show is going to be amazing, I promise you. I am watching all of these right-wing podcasts now. There is so much content. Jordan Peterson is an infinite goldmine, for example. This is such great content. People just need to understand how to watch it. You have to understand that this is an insane person, high on drugs, being paid by Jews to promote the Jewish agenda, and on the verge of a total breakdown. You then see the tension and the drama of it all. There are also so many smaller shows with insane people trying to get money. And we can have so much fun with this. And of course, it will also be educational. I will be explaining the real shit while examining the insane shit and the shill shit.

My soul is willing and my body is nearly prepared. But you know. We need the studio and stuff.

There is a good chance we will do a temporary show, a practice show, once a week, while we are setting up the real show.

Also, we’re going to have more content on the site. I’ve got a guy who is working on articles. He’s a genius. We’re working through some editing stuff. But I think he’ll have some analysis on the top issues, big research stuff, once or twice a week. And I’m doing the memes, plus one article, minimum, from here on out. Maybe I’ll also throw up some lower effort stuff, just some commentary. I still write a lot on forums, and I write these long emails to people, in between working on the TV show, which is definitely my main focus.

With that, I am writing fake shows. I am writing test shows. It’s a bit sad to be writing stuff that can’t ever be published, but it needs to be done.

We’re trickling information out about the show, so here’s a trickle: it won’t be totally scripted. Some of it will be scripted. But the stuff that isn’t strictly scripted will be tightly organized with notes. I listened to Daryl Cooper’s explanation of the way he does the podcast, allegedly writing some goofy amount for every hour of content. Cooper seems like another weird shill, but idk. Who knows. I just assume everyone but me is a shill, and then expect them to prove they’re not, you know? But I am sort of doing this thing he talks about, writing out ideas, then also writing some scripted stuff, then also doing notes, more of a bulletpoint thing I can read from. Every week, the show will be posted with an essay. Basically, I will have everything organized by Thursday, then write up a thing preparing myself for the show, which will also be an essay that will be published with the show. If that makes sense. That is the level of structure I want, so I need to write the essay for myself, because writing helps me think things through. Further, if there is anyone who just really hates AV content, they will be able to read the article, which will include many or most of the links to videos or clips I’m working with. It will be probably 3,000 words, maybe much more, so a good solid piece of content for the readers.

Oh and yes, I have heard the site looks not great on a phone. Needs some font alterations or whatever. I am going to get to that. Trust me, guys. I’m working. I am very much working. I am writing entire fake shows, I’m filming myself doing these shows. I have some weird AI thing that rates my speech quality. I’m not really sure I agree with it, but I have that. I have all the things, I am doing the things.

Anyway, I’m in the woods, the internet is slow. If you were thinking “why doesn’t he just post the memes if he’s going to write a thousand word thing about why he’s not posting the memes yet?”, that is the reason.

But I will post the memes. Oh boy, will I post those memes. I am going to post them like a gang rape.

REAL INTRO

I thought about deleting that fake intro because I just read it right now and it sucks and I hate it and I don’t even agree with it. But it would be against journalistic ethics to do that.

Furthermore, contrary to what the sectional heading says, this is not a real intro. The fake intro was indeed the real intro. These kinds of contradictions were happening everywhere on this site, which is why I quit in February. People are like “bro you don’t write enough” and it’s like “yeah, well, I quit, I said I was quitting and trying to figure out some new thing or multiple new things.” Or, perhaps, I said something completely different than that. Perhaps I had promised some number of articles per week which has not been fulfilled. But see, these are the kind of contradictions I am talking about. It’s a pandemic. A real pandemic, unlike that fake coronavirus hoax, amirite? Let’s talk about that some more. Holy shit. That was the real contradiction, or maybe the primary contradiction: the thesis that I could make the news interesting and then it got so boring no one could possibly ever make it interesting.

Speaking of boring news. Between right now and when I wrote that intro, I’ve been on a train then a bus, and was listening to podcasts, because what can you do? Reading gives me a headache and books on tape are for retards. Or maybe they’re for geniuses? I can’t follow them. I get totally lost. So it’s like most of the time this really slow thing of someone reading to you like you’re a child, then at the point you would normally pause your reading to think about something, to formulate a proper image in your mind of the thing in the words, the person keeps reading to you. Then you’re lost and have to try to rewind, but you rewind too far or not far enough because who knows how long you were thinking. So yeah maybe books on tape are marketed to retards who want someone to read to them like they’re a child but are consumed by geniuses who can somehow actually follow a book on tape. Seriously. Don’t do it, guys. Just learn to read. I’ve made it easy for you. I’ve been able to get you to read these long things I write, because I am that good at the thing. Some say I’m the best. I don’t know if I’m the best, but some people say that, a lot of people say I’m the best. I’m probably the best. I mean, you look around, you’re asking “who’s better?” I don’t know anyone better. Do you know someone better? I got you into reading. Start reading books, don’t listen to books on tape. If you do, don’t tell people you read books. I call people on that shit. People tell me “I read a book…” and I say “did you? Did you read the book, or did you listen to it on tape, having someone else read it aloud to you like you’re a little child in bed with mommy?”

The point is, every podcast was about Nick Fuentes. Even the ones supposed to be about this Venezuelan war were about Nick Fuentes. So I don’t know about not writing more about him. I was happy to see, in the comments of the clip above, real people for once actually calling this shit out, which I do take credit for (my article got insane traffic). So on some level, I’d like to say “my work here is done, or it will be after I write my hate reply to all the mugus who did psychoanalysis against me while not even attempting to respond to a single point I made.”

One guy did make an argument. A Fuentes fan. First he posted multiple comments about the beginning of the article. And I replied that he should read the whole thing before commenting. Then he said that the article was too long and it should have been published in sections. I said “people write books, most books are read in more than one sitting, no one asks authors to publish their books in 500-word pamphlets, you obviously do not read books or we wouldn’t be having this conversation, but many people do read books, and many or even most people now read books on computer screens of some sort, which is what this article is, words on a computer screen, a lot of people who read books choose chapter endings as an opportunity to take a break, you can use my subheadings as chapters and take your time.” [Author’s Note to Editor: That is intended as a run-on sentence. It’s a stylistic choice.] So he agreed with that, and read the whole article before commenting again however many days later, and said something like: “Well, maybe he knows the news is boring, so he makes things up to make it more interesting?” That’s the one defense. A screenshot is in my rebuttal, which is actually a hit piece on mugus, not Fuentes, as I’m not really adding new points about Fuentes. But it is this sprawling mess written in multiple sittings that needs to be chopped.

So it’s good people are pushing back. I keep saying I did that but it was definitely bound to happen. It was sort of like the Charlie Kirk thing itself, where everyone got all emotional at first, I was ahead of the game, and when people calmed down they were like “well yeah all this crying and madness doesn’t make much sense and it does seem like the media is drumming it up.” Fuentes’ old fans were at first really excited about the astroturf, now it’s been going on long enough, and gotten weird enough, that people are seeing the obvious. He’ll have plenty of new fans, of course, because astroturfing works.

Remember how astroturfed Ben Shapiro was? Remember the whole thing where Facebook was helping him run all these fake pages to promote his content, giving them super-rank? And the CEO of YouTube effectively said he couldn’t be banned, while everyone else was banning him? This was ostensibly done under the premise that Shapiro prevented radicalization by remaining in normal bounds and also working directly with the platforms to ensure his content was in line with what they wanted to be at the top. Shapiro is completely talentless. Most of you have probably just seen clips, but I’ve listened to entire shows on multiple occasions. His voice is impossibly grating, almost the diametric opposite of Rush Limbaugh and most other popular conservative talking points people, and all he does is pure talking points. Literally the singular reason anyone would listen to Ben Shapiro is that he is the first thing that comes up, and then because he’s popular and people know him, because he was the first thing that came up.

I was just going to post the Spotify numbers to show that despite having fallen, he’s still a major figure. Like, right now, today, two years and one month after Israel began a genocide.

…

But I want to note that on Apple he is closer to Tucker.

And on YouTube, they are both in the 500k-1m average range, but Tucker regularly cracks 1m, while the only video Ben has done in the last month or two or however far I scrolled that cracked a million was an attack on… Tucker Carlson.

Spotify was more reluctant to ban when everyone was getting banned everywhere, so their audience is more right-wing, so that is what people always cite. In reality “Tucker is number 2 and Ben is 41” is a bit misleading. Tucker does get insane numbers on Twitter, but all video numbers are insane on Twitter because if you scroll past a video and it starts autoplaying it counts as a view.

Regarding views, we also need to talk about the fact that it is extremely cheap to buy views, so none of these numbers really mean anything at all. I have a part in the anti-mugu hit piece about that, but I think I am going to cut it and make a separate article showing where you can buy these views and making it clear that none of this means anything. Although it seems like it would be against the law or something, it actually isn’t, and the way these companies do it, it is virtually impossible for the companies to detect, and I don’t think the companies care much anyway. That’s a bigger issue than Fuentes, all these people are doing it.

By far the weakest point I made in my Fuentes hit piece was the claim of fake engagement. With every other point I was literally just saying: “Look at this thing he said and this other thing and what the fuck is this post what is even going on here seriously what.” [Author’s Note to Editor: In general, a sentence behaving in this manner is always going to be a stylistic choice. I understand I have many a typo. Typos galore. Out the wazoo. But as you know, purposefully ignoring grammar and punctuation at scale in a single sentence is generally always purposeful. My style is leaning into this bit today and may do so for some time or maybe not but you’ll be able to tell.]

Strangely, no one really came at me on that even. I think they were too overwhelmed by the amount of shit I dumped on them about the master that they were unable to pull themselves together to do the thing where you identify the weakest bit and then attack it to try to discredit the whole thing. I stand by what I said about the astroturf, but aside from the overwhelming number of bots in his Twitter comments (which seem to be turned off now btw), my evidence was just “how is it possible this many new people are following him and there is apparently no discussion anywhere, as there is with literally every other internet figure, including ones with a fraction of his supposed following?”

Jeez now I’m doing a whole thing. There was something I wanted to get at, because whatever, this is a free space to rant without consequence, given that at any point people can stop reading and scroll down to the memes and not feel like they were ripped off by a meandering rant with no point laced with punctuation abuse. Some people actually claim to like this style and tell me to do more of it. Those people are probably trying to sabotage me, however.

Oh, the point was, Fuentes is the entire news cycle. Tomorrow or maybe immediately after I post this I’m going to get up our new friend’s piece about Venezuela, which is the other current news issue. I’m not worried about being accused of being obsessed. Firstly, I am obsessed. Secondly, it’s like when Ted Cruz accused Tucker of being obsessed with Jews and Tucker was like “you just said four minutes ago you joined the Congress to serve the Jews.”

I guess it was Israel. That was the biggest takeaway of the Nick Fuentes interview: Tucker is fully into this “Israel not Jews,” but if we are talking about Jews, we definitely have to always make sure to say we don’t mean every single Jew. There is no such rule with “the Italian Mafia” or “black crime,” but when you talk about “organized Jewry,” you have to say, every time, that you don’t mean every single Jew, because otherwise, even though it doesn’t make any sense and doesn’t apply to any other group, people will assume you mean every single Jew. Tucker and so many others literally want it to be like whenever Islamic people mention their prophet they say “PBUH.” You can’t ever not say “but I don’t mean all Jews,” and also you have to list off names of Jews who are okay, such as Jeffrey Sachs and Dave Smith. And then you have to explain why you are doing that (spoiler: it’s because everyone is an individual).

But there are many different issues that have come up here in this bonanza that do not directly relate to Nick Fuentes but have simply been brought to light by his astroturfing. Like, off the top of my head:

  • Israel realizes it can’t do the Ben Shapiro thing, so it is going with controlled anti-Jewish figures (or if you don’t think Fuentes is controlled, at the very least people who are kooky and repulsive, angry and whiny, with terrible posture)
  • Who will replace Nick Fuentes? Totally sick of arguing about the fed thing. Yeah sure dude, maybe he just hangs out with CIs and CI recruiters, does shows with them, gets secret tips about sting operations from the Bureau from them, but isn’t a fed himself. This mf leaked a text of MILO telling him his FBI contacts told him J6 was a setup. He of course showed up knowing this, without telling his followers, who he then ordered to breach the Capitol. But maybe that’s just a coincidence. Whatever. Regardless, Fuentes is being offered a situation with a seven figure salary. He’s going to do what he’s supposed to do, and you’re going to see a shift. That is what the “Jackson Hinkle’s pro-Russia Twitter account is really the same thing as AIPAC if you think about it” and the above seen “anchor baby nationalism” is obviously about: he’s mainstreaming. This will leave an opening for the role of “CEO of Antisemitism,” and it is mildly interesting to imagine who will fill the role. I’m sure they’ve got someone lined up for you, so just get ready to follow him and do everything he says, including and especially showing up at rallies that are very legit. Maybe this time around, people, including my own retarded self, will understand that political dissidence is no more viable in America than it is in North Korea. I, the exile who lives in the backwaters of the internet, am the closest thing you’re going to get to legit dissidence. And this is all just words. The value of the site, at least when it isn’t complete shit like it is right now, is in affirming to people that no, they are not insane, everyone else is. But yeah there will be some new “white nationalist” leader guy. I’ve seen several being prepped on Twitter. They’re testing out candidates, seeing who gets bites and who gets ripped apart for having made porno or been the leader of a satanic cult or whatever.
  • What is Antisemitism? Everyone has to keep saying “but I’m not an antisemite,” and I don’t know what that is. Obviously you have these crazy definitions, where any criticism of Israel and like, 40% of the New Testament is “antisemitic.” (Most notably the IHRA definition, though there are several of these lists of things that make you an antisemite, some less extreme than IHRA but still nonsensical.) But the people saying “but I’m not an antisemite” obviously reject those definitions. The only definition I can understand is: “people who hate every single Jew on earth for no reason.” But I simply do not think this is a real person. I don’t think there is even one person who meets this definition. I am definitely a lot more “antisemitic” than Fuentes, who says his best friend and his assistant (maybe the same person) are Jewish. But I do not hate every single Jew, let alone for no reason. However, Judaism is first and foremost a cult based on hatred of Christ, and this cult includes many “atheist Jews” who eat pork and whatever. So it is reasonable, as a Christian, to be opposed to people who identify that way. Not because of how they were born, but beca – hey now I’m writing this article, this is supposed to be a list of potential articles, what the heck? Okay next.
  • The Republican Party is attempting to integrate people who are openly hostile toward Jews into their coalition in some semi-official manner. This one is fascinating. People opposed to Jews have always been a part of the coalition. I think I was the first big internet person to endorse him. I paused his escalator speech at “and some, I assume, are good people,” and wrote an official endorsement. (I’ll find that link for the article, interesting historical relic I’m sure.) But with Fuentes as the point man, they are attempting to bring these people in. Tucker’s sitrep with Dave Smith on the backlash over the Fuentes interview, one of the ones I listened to between the parts of this thing you are reading, made this crystal clear. There is really a lot to say about that. I would assume it was JD Vance’s idea, leading us to…
  • Tucker is currently working with and supporting JD Vance, but I am personally 100% sure he is planning to drive a knife into his back come 2027. See, that has basically nothing to do with Fuentes, except that I can basically guarantee Vance is the one working with Tucker on this Fuentes project. Vance could be running the whole thing, in fact. The problem, obviously, is that Vance is going to have to start distancing himself from Trump’s Israel policies while he is still VP. Along with most of his other policies. I don’t think Vance can run on Trump’s legacy of endless war and kikesucking. Or any of these economic policies. (Did you niggas see what just happened to dem coins?) Or really anything other than anti-immigrant stuff, which is the only thing Trump has left as a rallying point. He’s jettisoned the entire 2024 campaign platform like shedding off the stages of a rocket (the rocket is Israel in this slightly strained metaphor, as he actually did campaign on Israel as well). The immigration shit is a joke, zero talk of simply imprisoning anyone who hires or rents to illegals which according to several different chatbots would necessarily mean 60-90% of illegals would self-deport. And I guarantee if one landlord gets a ten-year federal prison sentence, no illegal immigrant has a place to sleep 24 hours later. Easiest thing in the world. But of course there is no goal to actually remove these people, so you just get this weird cruelty theater of the ICE raids, with the Trump administration claiming that at most this will lead to 4% of illegals being deported under his term. But seriously, this nigga hasn’t even done a law banning child tranny mutilations. 100% of Republican voters support that, as do a fair amount of Democrats at this point (Democrats have seen the suicides and insanity and so on, the repulsive freak shows, so even if they won’t say they’re against it, few of them still talk of supporting it). But yeah, Tucker is hungry like the wolf, stalking his prey in the dead of the night, lurking in the shadows, waiting for the right moment to strike. And I don’t think he wants to be Vance’s VP. Although I assume that is what he is telling him. He will likely keep telling him this after he announces he’s running, and they will make a deal not to go after each other too hard, then Tucker will spring the trap. Which brings us to…
  • Something even further from Fuentes directly, but coming to the surface surrounding these dynamics that are being revealed: The real question regarding 2028 is what the Democrats are able to come up with, because voting is fake and Jews just pick a candidate. I mean obviously Trump got the most votes, but they could have rigged it. Nothing would have happened. No one was going to try another January 6th, I can tell you that much. With Trump’s current and increasing levels of executive power, he could do some federal thing to mandate real voting on a national scale, maybe. I have no idea. It’s not really clear how laws work in this country anymore. He’s now going after the filibuster, which is a flip-flop that I don’t give a shit about, but he could probably ram through a law federalizing voting. I don’t know if he would need to change the Constitution (which gives states full control of elections), or if it would be possible to create regulations which amount to federal oversight but with Jewed-up language that makes it legal. I don’t know if Bibi would tell him he’s not allowed to do that or not. Bibi has always been more opposed to leftist antisemitism than rightist, and come election time, there’s going to be equal amounts in both parties, which brings us to…
  • The possibility of a new party centered on the issue of not being controlled by Israel. At this point, the Israel thing has gotten so extreme that I simply do not think you can divide people with abortion, gay stuff, taxes, or whatever other thing. The US is going to be in a weakened and completely messy state by 2027. Trying to make these shorter. But basically, there is a level of incompetence in this administration that is somehow higher than the level of corruption. Watch some of Pam Bondi’s Congressional testimony if you haven’t seen it. At an hour and twenty minutes, the supercut is a quarter of the length of the entire hearing. Just flip through. Everything she said was surreal. Like it doesn’t seem real. Then imagine that this is the level everyone at the White House is operating on, unless they are direct Israel agents. Which obviously makes perfect sense. It’s not as though intelligent people would be likely to get in the way of whatever Israel was doing, but it’s possible that they could. As Israel has full control, and no concern at all about the future of the US, they enacted some kind of “retards only (plus guys reporting directly to us)” policy. Frankly, although the police state stuff is scary in theory, with Palantir and the normalization of military on the streets doing warrantless arrests, the reality is that it is unlikely to come to fruition in the extreme nightmare form. So a third party that is literally just only about the issue of Israeli influence in the US would win an election tomorrow against Trump, Vance, or any Democrat, all things being equal. And…
  • There are clearly factions struggling in the background, in a real power struggle, because this is all so chaotic and corrupt after four years of Biden and then this mess. I think it’s safe to say that some of these people legitimately do not like Israel controlling everything and sucking the country dry. I mean really any random person would want to seize control of a government, so the idea that there aren’t organized groups trying to do this is silly. Obviously, the Silicon Valley people want control, and are currently tied to Israel in a lot of different ways, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they agree with torching the entire wealth of this country and shoving it into the mouth of the beast that is Israel. People are forging alliances and there will be betrayals and new alliances and all the sorts of things you read about during the decline and fall of the Roman Empire. I mean I never read the book by that title. I had it and read parts. I think everyone has it on their list but probably more people have made it through Gravity’s Rainbow (which has been off my list forever for over a decade). Maybe I’ll get the book on tape.

MEMES:

Now, Back to This Nick Fuentes Thing…

Firstly, or eleventhly or whatever this is, during the Dave Smith interview, Tucker claimed “Nick Fuentes can’t be canceled.” This is obviously bullshit, because I was canceled. And before Fuentes was allowed back on Twitter, he had fewer than 20k average viewers. That is a successful canceling. Note that being seen with Kanye West and meeting with Trump, being a big media story, his “sex with women is gay” clip getting spammed on liberal “comedy” shows, etc. did not result in improved numbers. This was while he was able to host websites, to use CloudFlare, to have bank accounts, to appear on search engines, to process and ship objects, and on and on (things that were taken from me).

It’s not about me being me. Okay? Mugus get confused. Yes, I am me, and I am the one writing about this. But if I were someone else, or if someone else were me, me or him would still be writing about me. Surely people can understand that. I have to talk about myself when talking about cancelation because I am canceled. I am working on a new project now, of course, but my basic hope is that it can pay for itself, and maybe give me a $30k a year salary. That’s all. I just want to be able to do something fun that maybe educates some people. I have accepted my fate as the canceled man. But Glenn Greenwald also said Fuentes was most canceled. This is just a lie. And I am not a random person. In 2017, I was neck-in-neck with Breitbart in terms of traffic. I was on the cover of The Atlantic for an article I refused to do an interview for. I’d been on the front page of the New York Times multiple times. If the thing would not have happened, I would be the size of the New York Times by now. I had not reached a plateau. I was still experiencing exponential growth.  This is not me whining. I have whined before, I’m sure. We are going on ten years of me being in this hole. Of course I don’t like it. But this is not about that. This is about the fact that you can most assuredly cancel people, and Tucker and all of these other people are getting away with the absolute lie that some people can’t be canceled in order to promote this myth of Nick Fuentes.

If there was some other person as canceled as me, trust me, I would use them as the example. The only sites ever in the same range of cancelation were 8chan and Kiwi Farms. Why are these people lying about that? The New York Times quoted a Fox producer saying Tucker’s writing staff was using me as a source, and it’s not breaking any confidence to just say “yes, I can confirm that is true.” He was asked about me repeatedly after that article, he knows who I am. Further, Darren Beattie has said on multiple platforms that I am the most canceled. Tucker is friends with him, everyone knows him, everyone knows about me, no one will say it, they make these fake narratives. Remember when Alex Jones was “most canceled” while making $50 million a year on snake oil? So this is a lie and it is not an insignificant lie and it is a lie designed to promote a myth of Nick Fuentes.

Now, let us get back to my list. Many of the items on my list did not relate to Nick Fuentes at all. In fact, they floated further from him. The more I think about that list, the more it troubles me. The list lost its luster, and with that dimming a queer conviction crept upon me — I began to believe the list was bullet‑pointing me, each terse clause a little spear aimed at my being; each new item seemed to draw me deeper into the darkest pit of lists, that abyss where order becomes accusation and neatness a tribunal. Memory, regret, a child’s laugh, the hollow echo of all unfinished sentences — names set down as if upon a surgeon’s slate. 記憶、悔恨、孩童的笑聲、所有未竟句子的空洞迴響——名字像在外科醫生的書寫板上一樣被記下。 The items in my mind took wing and became like birds, disparate species: some small and harmless as sparrows, some brilliant as kingfishers, but many circling like vultures over my soul, patient, precise, their shadows counting me even as they deferred the final descent. I watched them catalogue me with beaks and ledger, noting faults and favours, folding my days into margins, and the more I observed the more the cataloguing observed me 我目睹它們用喙與帳簿為我編目,記下過失與恩惠,將我的日子摺入頁邊,而我越是觀察,編目越是觀察我。 Yet in that terrible taxonomy there was a ghastly, seductive clarity — a clarity that shone coldly, as moonlight on a tomb, and compelled me to continue, pen trembling, to itemize the very hand that wrote. 筆顫抖,將書寫之手逐項列出。

A teenager from West Philadelphia grew up on sun-baked streets and amidst the turbulent environment of his neighborhood. One afternoon, while sitting on his porch, a children’s quarrel unexpectedly drew him into a conflict, attracting the attention of the town’s police. Concerned for her son’s safety and anxious about his future, his mother carefully wrote a letter to a wealthy distant relative living in Bel-Air, pleading with them to take her son in and remove him from the endless conflict. He then left his home by carriage and other means of transportation, and soon, the boy found himself transported from a grimy, bustling environment to the manicured lawns and stately marble steps of a quiet suburb, observing his new home with keen curiosity. He was welcomed into an elegant and expectant family. With his straightforward personality and youthful wit, he navigated various social situations, learning different customs and manners, his natural sense of humor adding an unexpected lightness to these formal occasions. Between the roughness of the old world and the refined elegance of the new, he moved like a comet between two worlds—both out of place and dazzling—and it was this sense of being out of place that created a vibrant comedy, as he and his adoptive parents learned from each other through jokes and occasional awkwardness, experiencing the unique etiquette of family life.

After all that, this:

People kept saying “Islamic communist” and I was thinking of some kind of cross between Mao Zedong and Hamas, and instead I get this?

After Charlottesville and all those fat people in costumes, I had to quickly distance myself from the “neo-Nazi” bit. People were like, “so if you’re not a neo-Nazi, then what are you?” and I would say “basically, picture a cross between Mao Zedong and Hamas” and they would say “I’m having a hard time picturing that” and I would say “basically, picture the diametric opposite of a tranny rabbi.”

But this is what I get.

Every single fricking time.

But yeah, I have the memes. I was a bit rushed. Needed time to write all that worthless bullshit up there.

In future, I’m going to seriously try for Monday, not late Tuesday, but maybe… check Wednesday if it’s really that big of a deal. Also there’s an RSS feed, you know. That should actually be more prominent given the irregular output. Not really sure anyone knows how to use it anyway. We’re banned from all email lists of course, roflmao.

Editor’s Pick of the Week:

Runner-Up:

Special Separate Award:

That one is A. Wyatt Mann, the guy who invented internet memes, using AI. He’s never done absurdist humor before that I’ve ever seen. It’s a fun meme in itself, but the guy who made Le Happy Merchant branching out into a totally new form of meme humor as a result of AI makes it worth the Special Separate Award, which has only been granted once before for a meme Ben Garrison made about me making memes of him.

I’m big on absurdism these days. I mean in humor, not the nihilistic philosophical concept. We’ll see how it plays on my upcoming TV show.

The Primo Collection:

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And we end on a classic Fuentes.

He’s taken over the universe but I swore he wouldn’t take over this website. So much for that. He is literally like the coronavirus now. Everyone in the world is required to think about him all day, every day.

At first everyone probably thought it was just their feeds. But it’s not. He’s everywhere all the time.

Why is the NYT using AI to make him look like a Calvin Klein model when in reality he is the worst skinny-fat with a disgusting Mexiface and advanced scoliosis?

You tell me, friend.

Maybe make a list of possible reasons, then choose the one most likely.

Anyway, I’ll be back on Wednesday. No, sorry. I’ll be back on Friday for Wednesday memes.

I’ve got extra memes. I know these pages can load slow. Plus we need more regular posts. Check back tomorrow to see if you like this other guy we’ve got. He’s sort of an autistic genius with the research stuff. Mind like a steel vice grip. I think you’ll dig it.

If not then fuck off, I don’t care.

I don’t care about anything anymore except Star Wars Legends. I’m reading like four of these novels a week. Well, that makes it sound like a pattern. I did read the first five in ten days. Kinda had a sort of break thing happening because of a thing with the thing and bad internet.

Trying to get a new e-reader. I love my Kobo 7″, but it’s about shot after three years of daily use (buttons all clingy, have to use touch screen which is annoying and not the way it’s designed), and they only sell the “color” version now, which means there is blue light, which defeats the purpose of a device that looks like a Texas Instruments screen in the first place.

This is what robots and alleged humans are recommending:

It’s expensive but it’s sold out on Amazon so it must be good, right? Trying to find one. I don’t need any of those features. Well, I guess scratch protection is good. But it’s supposedly got much crisper text than my current piece, and I think I’ll get used to the extra 0.8 inches.

The hilarious thing is I lost most of my sight during my illness two years ago. But because I haven’t used a real book (or a cellphone) in many, many years, I can just blow up text instead of getting glasses. That’s what killed the buttons on my Kobo. I’m only putting one paragraph on a page. Funny right? I have a brain tumor.

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Memetic Monday: How About I Cream Your Crops, Homo? https://www.anglinarchive.com/2025/10/27/memetic-monday-how-about-i-cream-your-crops-homo/ Mon, 27 Oct 2025 20:10:56 +0000

These memes today might not be the cream of the crops. But I have never thought crops should really be very creamy anyway. Whenever I heard that phrase, I imagined like, a Dairy Queen Blizzard flavored by wheat.

Does that sound delicious to you, my dearest parasocial friend?

The point here is: I have a lot going on right now. When I had little going on, it was very easy to fill this page with stuff. Now that my cup runneth over with stuff to do, it’s more difficult. But I’m doing it for you. You will like the thing. You might not like it at first, actually. Many of you might be confused by the thing. You might be like “what the fuck is going on what is this what is happening right now oh my God what.”

Give it a year.

I hear your calls, my brethren.

And while I take issue with items 4-5, as a matter of factual reality, 1-3 and 6 are valid.

Items 1-3 are covered under “doing the thing.”

In terms of item 6. In terms of the site. In terms of that thing with the theme. I wish you knew. So I’ll tell you, so you will know. I did nothing. All of a sudden something updated or something or whatever. The site broke. For no reason or for some reason I am unaware of. So then, I tried to update the theme and it didn’t work. Then, I tried to buy the theme, spending $300 on three separate prepaid credit cards for 4 separate websites. And I was unsuccessful, probably due to not having a US phone number. So then I spent who knows how much crypto on US phone numbers. And none of it worked. This was now approaching 12ish hours of my life wasted. So then I tried a bunch of different free themes.

I think the current one is fine. Someone said it looks a bit off on a phone. I don’t have a phone but I can simulate that, and I will work on it (at some point).

If you want the old site back, buy the Sahifa theme, then post it on gameruprising. I think this can be done anonymously. But either way, I want it black, and I’m also going to rearrange it to have fewer items with bigger images.

When I started writing less, simplifying the site was actually a goal. Yes, it was fine for 10+ years, but I used to post a lot more, and I don’t think there were enough new items to fill the thing.

I plan to write more than I have been, but “more” as in 1-3 longish items per week, with a maximum of 5-7 items per week, which is not enough to fill that space that was designed for 70+ items per week. I’m not doing the news again. I don’t want to do that. I’m not going to do it. It had become a cruel grind with no reward for anyone but an insular group. It was probably over a million people, granted. At least close to that (I wasn’t tracking IPs obviously, I’m too ethical, and also the way the site is set up, it’s impossible). But this was not growing, it had shrank over time, and was certainly not close to what was happening in 2017. If I had been paid well, or if I’d enjoyed it a lot, maybe something would have been different, but those two things combined (no significant money or enjoyment) made it totally unfeasible to keep doing it.

I took some time off and a new thing struck me. Basically, the eureka moment was the realization that the “alternative media,” designed to push back against the “mainstream media,” has become as big as the thing it was pushing back against, and has somehow become even more ridiculous and unaccountable than the thing it was seeking to replace on the grounds that the previous thing was ridiculous and unaccountable. “Who watches the watchers,” you know? That’s the core concept here: a watching of the watchers. The fact that I hate most or perhaps all of the watchers helps quite a bit.

The written alternative media is very minor, most of it is video, so it makes sense for me to do video, and that is also a new challenge for me. I understand that I am a much better writer than speaker, so this decision may seem counterintuitive. However, if I’m actually struggling to do the thing, challenging myself, the product will be better. At least eventually. I’m certain it will take some time. I understand I still say “um” a lot. We are working on the ums. I like a bit of ums. But this is the way AI does me:

That is truly a lot of umming. Many or perhaps most would say it is too much umming.

If the new thing doesn’t work, it doesn’t work. Okay. I’ll go back to writing, or think of some other thing, or whatever.

But I’m pretty sure it is definitely going to work. Obviously, I will still have the censorship problems. But maybe a smaller AV project will make more money than a written word project. It’s also possible there will be some new audience that prefers video. Probably not nearly enough to compensate for the people who would rather read daily news coverage. But whatever. It’s whatever. It’s the thing I want to do and therefore I shall do it and if it doesn’t work then that is what it is.

The goal is to have the thing done by Valentine’s Day, which is the day I stopped daily news updates. It probably won’t be done by then. More likely, mid to late March. I probably shouldn’t even mention “Valentine’s Day,” because then people will think that’s the starting date, and hold me to it, but here’s the deal: hold me to mid-April.

Editor’s Pick of the Week:

Runner-Up:

And the Primo Collection:

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Memetic Monday: The Real Deal https://www.anglinarchive.com/2025/07/08/memetic-monday-the-real-deal/ Tue, 08 Jul 2025 00:00:00 +0000

I wrote something on Sunday about the fact we are now combining renditions and black sites with an AI police state digital control grid in the name of fighting illegal immigration and somehow no one really seems to be getting deported.

I might go more into this, as it’s a pretty important issue that not many people seem to be talking about. People are cheering the PT Barnum meets Wile E. Coyote meets Half-Life 2 show that Trump is putting on completely mindlessly while the Democrats just whine about how it’s sad for the immigrants without pointing out that the groundwork is being laid for something very dark to be used against people other than Mexican field people and Haitian dog-eaters.

If I were the Democrats, I’d be quiet about this too, because I’d really want President AOC to get the reins of the Palantir black site rendition system that Trump is building to hand over to the Democrats when James Bowman inevitably flops like a floppy bird in 2028.

Anyway, I’m thinking about getting deep into it, because I’m not really seeing many people put these pieces together, but I’m also considering switching the focus of the site towards artisanal cheeses, as I really don’t think there are very many intelligent writers in that field either. I mean the people who make it are geniuses, but a lot of them are from places like France and Denmark and are completely illiterate. Most people don’t know this, but the Danish literacy rate is actually lower than that of niggers.

The Danes actually use cartoons to promote anti-white hatred to elderly Danish people at community centers because they know there is an 85% chance a Dane cannot read and can only understand concepts if explained with children’s cartoons:

Danish see those posters and they just crack like eggs.

But they can cheese it up, boy. Damn, son. They’ll cheese you like an mf.

Anyway, I don’t really care about anything anymore other than those two things: a) scaremongering people about how Trump is setting their shit up so president AOC and her gang of kikes can send you to get eaten to death by alligators, and b) elite cheeses.

Oh and this:

Seriously, if he wanted to mock some imaginary stereotype of Central Asians, why didn’t he just invent the name of a country?

Why completely destroy the international reputation of a country of twenty million people, who are some of the most chilled out people you will find anywhere in the world?

I mean, I get that Cohen is a Jew who hates all sorts of different categories of people, as he thinks everyone in the world is trying to gas him in a fake shower room for no reason. But why didn’t he say “Uzbekistan,” where they actually did a pogrom of Jews and where the people are about 1% as sympathetic as Kazakhs?

Or why not just make up a name??? To represent all of the Central Asian Turkic peoples he hates????

After completely destroying the international reputation of an entire country for literally no reason, this Jew went on a media campaign demanding the entire internet be shut down to prevent people from criticizing him. It’s a real shame there is no “Kazakh Defamation League.”

I guarantee this rat would tell you with a straight face Kazakh people hate him for literally no reason.

What’s almost more unbelievable than the seemingly limitless seething hatred of the Jews is their total lack of any self-awareness.

They are actually worse than women.

Oh and actually the fourth thing I cared about was freeing Diddy, but that one solved itself.

Maybe the rest of this shit will too?

Anyway.

Editor’s Pick of the Week:

And the Runner-Up:

Followed by the Artisanal Collection:

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Memetic Monday Placeholder https://www.anglinarchive.com/2025/07/07/memetic-monday-placeholder/ Mon, 07 Jul 2025 00:00:00 +0000 This is just to remind everyone that yes, I will be doing memes again, and yes, it will be late again.

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Memetic Monday: You Can Thank the Man Who Invented Memes for This https://www.anglinarchive.com/2025/07/01/memetic-monday-you-can-thank-the-man-who-invented-memes-for-this/ Tue, 01 Jul 2025 00:00:00 +0000

NOTE: DO NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT ME WRITING A SEMI-COHERENT RAMBLING ESSAY BEFORE THE MEMES. IF YOU DON’T WANT TO READ THE ESSAY, NIGGA, SCROLL DOWN. I’M NOT ASKING YOU TO READ THIS SHIT. I’M JUST PUTTING IT HERE IN CASE YOU WANT TO READ IT. THE MEMES ARE DOWN THERE AND IT WILL TAKE YOU LESS THAN ONE SECOND TO PUSH THE “PAGE DOWN” BUTTON TWICE OR I GUESS MAYBE THRICE.

I’m doing Memetic Monday. It’s probably going to be posted late. I was collecting the memes earlier, then I fell asleep at the desk, then I rolled onto the floor and the tile was really nice and cool so I slept there for some unclear number of hours.

As you know, I had stopped doing Memetic Monday. I’ve stopped doing most things related to the Daily Stormer. I still get up and work on my computer for six or ten hours a day most of the time. Some of the stuff you’ll never read. Maybe some of it you’ll read it and won’t know you read it. A lot of it no one will ever read because I think it sucks. I hope some of it you do read.

It seems important you should know this. I didn’t play Oblivion and I definitely didn’t play Expedition 33. I’m not like, hanging out. My work day is the same really as it always was. I’m just typing and trying to figure out the best way forward here.

As I’ve said, it is really fucked up to still be locked out. They let everyone else back in. I’m the only one still locked out. If you’re allowed on Twitter, you’re allowed in, that’s the way this works now. Like, if I was allowed on Twitter, I’d be able to have a substack and publish more serious types of stuff there. And I’d be able to link this site. And I would be overwhelmingly influential, like I always am whenever I’m allowed in anywhere, allowed to be involved in anything on the internet.

I had never watched Once Upon a Time in Hollywood before. I don’t really know how I feel about the alternate history ending. I really didn’t see it coming. If Tex never killed Tate, would John Lennon still be alive? He’d only be 84. And I’d bet a whole lot of money he’d be talking about Jews. Not just “Zionists,” but “Jews, in general.” Anyway, the Leo midlife crisis arc was interesting, and kind of resonated in some way. But it really isn’t a parallel. I am at the top of my game. My game hasn’t even gotten started yet. I’m not passed my prime, I’m not becoming more useless.

I think if that was my situation, I’d be kinda okay with it. As long as I wasn’t broke (he wasn’t broke). I would just like, you know, chill. If I was passed my prime. But I could be writing shit better than anything I ever wrote before. Someone is going to say “well, quality on DS had dropped a lot before you partially retired,” and yeah, obviously I know that, but that’s because I’d stopped putting the effort in. I was doing other shit for money. Sometimes only working on the site for like an hour and a half a day. Because there was no growth model, no way to get back into the conversation where I can say something and people are compelled to respond.

Sorry, I just ate some weird Mexican rice and it feels like I’m having a heart attack. Sorry. Just hold on please.

Okay I think I’m good now.

Anyway, yeah, the midlife crisis thing could have been a ruse this whole time. It’s being out of the game that is killing me. For a minute there, when they were letting everyone back on, I had a little bit of hope. But kinda not really. Please boomer, don’t shake your head at the incomplete sentence before this one. I wrote it that way on purpose, you subhuman filth. They aren’t going to let me back on, ever, for the same reason that I was nuked off of the internet in a way that to this day, they’ve not come close to doing to a single other individual: it’s because if I have access, I can blow the whole fucking thing up. In 2017, before they shut me off, Daily Stormer traffic was almost doubling every month. I barely had a staff, and I was on a trajectory to being a top 20 global news site. These are facts anyone can go look up. I invented modern antisemitism and I made it very popular very quickly and if they would not have nuked me from orbit, everything in the world would be different right now. I’m the man. Go look at the current alternative media landscape, and try to come up with an estimate of how much of it was taken from me. When it comes to the things that matter, it’s basically all of it. Not jut the antisemitism, but the misogyny, the racism, the nationalism, all of it.

NB4 “yes, Anglin, you’ve said this same thing like six million times in the last six months.” Yeah. I know. I know I’ve done that and I’m saying it again. I’m going to skip the part where I whine about money, because honestly, I did good with some meme coins, and I’ve got some ghostwriting jobs that pay pretty well right now. Don’t get me wrong, I’m still mad people don’t donate, and yeah probably if people were donating I would write a lot more. But I’m not whining about that again. Instead, I’m going to whine about what it seems to imply: I’m the only guy who actually even gives a shit. The people who copy my stuff make millions of dollars. And I look at the right-wing movement, and I don’t see anyone who is actually risking anything at all. People are cooperating with feds. I’m just going to tell you, basically everyone is cooperating with the feds. Some of them don’t even know it, which obviously makes them better than the ones who do know it. Then some of them are not stupid enough to get tied up in the fed shit, but will keep their talking points away from the most important things so the money keeps rolling in, and then they will justify their behavior.

I wrote something the other day like: “the human mind is a machine that creates justifications to protect the soul from being forced to look upon the immorality of the human’s behavior.” I think I maybe said it better last time. But the point is: there is no difference between Tucker Carlson refusing to talk about the Holocaust or the Talmud “because people aren’t ready to hear it” and a mother who drowns her children “because she loves them and wanted to protect them.” No one views himself as a bad person. Everyone has to be the hero of their own story or they’re just going to be depressed and useless and probably suicidal.

Every soul is good. Everyone was a baby at some point. And nothing about the soul changes. You have the same soul you had when you were conceived, and it is fundamentally good, so to protect that fundamentally good soul, the mind has to cover-up the evil nature of evil behavior. Is it evil for Tucker Carlson (because he is our example) to not figure out a way to talk about the Holocaust and the Talmud? I actually think the answer is yes. Tucker is not an evil person, and he does a lot of good things, but he could be the man to really remind the masses of people what they knew for over a thousand years about the Jews, and forgot a hundred or so years ago, and choosing not to do that is an evil action.

Note: I know a lot of you are going to be asking if Jews are born with good souls, as I say all people are, and I have to confess that I honestly do not know. There is definitely a part of me that believes that Jews are actually not humans, but some kind of demonic race masquerading as humans. But then you have examples of Jews abandoning Jewishness, becoming Christians, and becoming good people. There aren’t that many examples of that. But there are examples. You also have the fact that a Jew can have reproductive sex with a non-Jew, and half-Jews are less prone to evil, while quarter Jews are (usually) just like normal people. I think it is possible that Jews do just have normal souls, but that they are so abused as children, systematically by their culture, that they become much more capable of evil. And this is combined with two thousand years of breeding for genetic character traits that make this process easier. Further, the Jewish religion is satanic, and Jews appear to engage in various practices designed to invite demonic possession. Anyway, “are Jews humans with souls or are they some kind of satanic demon creatures descended from angels who rebelled with Lucifer or something like that” is an interesting question. The Bible, in Genesis 6, talks about “sons of God” (often interpreted to mean fallen angels) impregnating the “daughters of men” (normal human women) and creating some kind of new evil race of creatures, and it could be that’s what the Jews are. I would not be surprised.

But I also wouldn’t be surprised if they are humans who simply have genetics and traditions that make them more prone to being evil.

By the way, let me just put this one here:

Judaism is not “people who practice the religion of the Israelites in the way they did before Jesus came.” That is a lie and a stupid lie. That religion can’t be practiced anymore because the Romans – shoutout to my Romans – burned the Jew temple in the first century. Also, even if you didn’t know what, because you’re a boomer and you basically don’t know shit, why would you believe people were special for rejecting Christ? But it isn’t even about the religion for the Christian Zionists, it’s a bloodline thing, and that has all kinds of problems, because most of the decedents of the Abrahamic tribes became Christians (and later some of them Moslems). If it’s about a bloodline thing, we should really be sending infinity money and weapons to the Lebanese Christians, who, due to high levels of endogamy, have something over a 90% genetic overlap with the people of the Old Testament.

Aside from the Mizrahi Jews (who are nowhere near as genetically similar to ancient Levantine peoples as Lebanese and Syrian Christians, having well over 50% Arab/Turkic in DNA), the Jews of the state of Israel have only minor trace DNA connection to the people of the Old Testament.

This is without even mentioning the fact that Saint Paul said, explicitly, that the “Old Covenant” doesn’t exist anymore, and that the Jews are the enemies of all mankind, meaning that any form of Christian support for the State of Israel is a heresy.

During the Ted Cruz vs. Tucker Carlson debate, Ted didn’t know the verse, but knew that the Bible said that we should “bless Israel.” Tucker asked what he believed was meant by Israel, and he said that it’s the current political state of Israel. He explained it was because it’s the same word. But that would be like if I went down to the court and legally changed my name to “Jesus Christ” and then told Christians they have to worship me “because I am Jesus Christ.” And when people protested, I pulled out my driver’s license that said “Jesus Christ” on it.

I think if I did this then sent Ted Cruz like, $150,000, he would go on Fox News and talk about me and say “as a Christian, I was taught in Sunday school to worship Jesus Christ, and this man, a gentleman from Columbus, Ohio, is Jesus Christ. I have seen it on his driver’s license. Printed right there in black and white, as clear as day, that driver’s license says ‘Jesus Christ.’ And when I call him up on WhatsApp to worship him, he speaks to me, and guides me on the true path that he’s laid out for me, and that is why I’ve introduced this bill to abolish the age of consent.”

But wait.

This isn’t the topic today.

I mean, there probably should be a big article about this, going through:

  • It’s not the religion of the OT
  • It’s not the blood of the OT
  • The Old Covenant was literally abolished, explicitly, in the NT, so it doesn’t even matter anyway

Since we’re apparently back in Christian Zionism world with Donald Trump talking about how God is sending him messages to murder people, I guess we need to go through and explain this in some more detail? I guess? Is it even worth it? Can anyone dumb enough to believe this bullshit be convinced by Jewish religious history (as documented by the rabbis themselves along with the Romans), DNA records, and very plainly stated verses from the New Testament?

It feels sort of like writing an essay for my dog about why he shouldn’t eat his own shit. I don’t think the dog will read the essay, and if he does he won’t accept the conclusions, regardless of the sources I cite.

And basically, if you’ve seen these videos from Gaza and you can say with a straight face “this is what Jesus would want” you are so evil and retarded that there really isn’t anything I can do for you.

And anyway, in terms of “you know, I should write X thing…” – a lot of stuff doesn’t get done around here, frankly. You should see the schedule now that I don’t have the Stormer schedule. I’ve written between 20% and 85% of approximately 22 books.

What is the topic today? Wait, isn’t it supposed to be memes? Is this Meme Monday? What?

Just hold your horses.

What I was attempting to communicate was that while communicating what comes across as whining about how everyone copied my material and made millions and I can’t hardly make enough from donations to pay for the monthly website bills, what I’m really wanting to communicate is how difficult it is is to deal with the fact that no one gives a shit. Despite the poor finances of the site, I’m not personally broke, I’m good at gambling and I got a decent side gig. What causes me to glitch out is that there is no one out there willing to actually take risks. When they unpersoned me, they said “let that serve as a warning to you,” and everyone heeded the warning. Not literally everyone, of course. There are some good guys on the internet, and I know a lot of you readers are good guys who would be willing to take the risk, you’re just not in a position to do so. But what it looks like is if you make someone comfortable, get them a couple milly so they can live it up, doing the right thing just doesn’t matter to them anymore.

I guess it’s like that thing Jesus said.

Everyone’s gotta get paid and I’ve never begrudged someone for it. I have begrudged Tucker Carlson for doing ad reads, even like, during that Ted Cruz interview. I think that was one of the most important interviews in modern American history, and I think Tucker has enough money.

He tweeted out an ad for a crypto gambling site underneath the interview and I also don’t think he should have done that.

Now he’s advertising a documentary about the Chinese mafia running drugs in America (which is true, Chinese criminals entered under Biden’s open borders policy). But the ad claims that the drug gangs are linked to “Chinese communism,” which is just a dirty fucking lie.

There is no Chinese mafia in China because crime is illegal in China and if Trump deported these drug dealers to China, and presented evidence of their crimes, they’d be executed by the “communist” government of China. Malaysia had a problem with Chinese drug gangs, and they requested China come deal with it. The Chinese sent special police and arrested all of the leaders then sent them back to China to face execution. The idea that the Chinese government is working with ethnic Chinese criminals in America is absolute bullshit, and I guarantee you that there will not be a single piece of evidence connecting any Chinese criminal operating in America to the Chinese government.

But hey, you know what? There is an ethnic mafia operating in this country which is doing a lot worse things than dealing drugs, and they are doing so with 100% backing of their home country. I don’t want to say the name of this ethnic group or their country, because that would be politically incorrect and could hurt someone’s feelings. However, this other ethnic group and their crimes, and the connection on criminals from this ethnic group operating in the United States with the full knowledge and with the cooperation of their contry of origin, is who I would want to make a documentary about. I would think that would be a lot more helpful than more propaganda pushing for war with the Chinese.

I’ve singled out Tucker. I did it several times. I do it because I think he’s the one that might actually listen. And he’s the biggest. Joe Rogan might technically be bigger, but Tucker is more influential.

By the way, does anyone else think Joe Rogan looks like shit? That’s the real red pill, let me tell you. He is always talking about all of this health stuff, and a lot of it or most of it I agree with, but he just really does not look very good. I think a big part of it is the steroids, which I don’t totally understand the reasoning behind. I guess we’re supposed to believe that this “look” he has is in some way related to martial arts, but no martial artist takes that amount of steroids to get big useless arms. Honestly, I think with Joe you’ve got yet another sad case of a short guy thinking muscles will make him taller. It doesn’t work that way, guys. I wish it did. I might well be all geared up myself if it did. But it doesn’t. A woman will pick the 6’2″ skinny fat guy over the 5’5″ max roided guy every time, despite whatever redpill logic about how women are attracted to strength. Women aren’t and never were attracted to strength for its own sake, they were attracted to status, and women are hardwired to believe height is the ultimate male status marker. But Joe Rogan is rich and famous and has basically the highest possible status and even if he really is 5’3″ or whatever, he can have sex with any woman he wants. I’m pretty sure he’s also married with kids and makes a thing of his fidelity? He’s definitely never been accused of a sex scandal, and you’d definitely think he would have been.

The roids are doing something horrible to his face, I think. Making him look all puffy and leathery like. It’s really not a good look he’s got going. He doesn’t look healthy.

But I wouldn’t expect Joe Rogan to put anything on the line. He’s not a Christian, he believes humans are invented by aliens or we’re in a simulation or some other retarded weed shit. If I didn’t believe in God, I wouldn’t risk anything to do the right thing. Frankly, if I didn’t believe in God, I would act like Lenin or Pol Pot, and I don’t think there is anything wackier than “Jew atheists” like Sam Harris and the “Weinstein Brothers” saying “even though God doesn’t exist we should all act like he does.” If I didn’t believe in God, there would be rape and murder and a lot worse, because it is just basic common sense that if you don’t believe in God, the only thing that matters is power. Full stop. Instead, every atheist is like, obsessed with signaling how moral they are because they love niggers so much. Weird, huh? Doesn’t make sense!

But just as I can’t imagine not believing in God and not going full Pol Pot, I can’t imagine believing in God and putting money and comfort before doing the right thing.

I not could imagine standing in front of Christ on his Throne, with all of the Saints behind him, and being asked: “So, while the Jews were running America into the ground, doing abortion and trannies, financially looting the entire place, the whole thing, while also committing a genocide in Gaza and dragging Christians into wars for them, you had a couple mill to make a documentary, and you decided to do one about the Chinese? Instead of the Jews? And this is why you were well aware of various State Department plans to drum up a war with China. Can you go ahead and walk me through exactly what your thinking there was?”

I loath the reality I’m going to have to answer for all my sex sins. But I also know that like, pretty much all of us are going to be having to answer for those sorts of things. I’ll be answering for sex sins next to some very great men of God. And I’m going to be able to say “My Lord, I put it all on the line to try to stop these Jews, and you know what it cost me.”

Tucker Carlson is going to be a man who had a unique power to do immense good in the world, and while doing some good (he does do quite a bit of good), decided to push for a war with the Chinese instead of taking on the Jews head-on, because one thing made a lot of money and the other could result in losing everything.

“There’s no reward without risk” is an eternal rule of the universe, and it will be true at the Final Judgement as well. Those who risked are going to be rewarded. Those who took the path of least resistance, which was also the path lined with gold, are not going to be rewarded.

The only thing I think about anymore is death and the life to come.

I don’t know what Tucker is thinking. I guess it just goes back to the whole thing about how the mind creates all of these justifications for you. I guess that’s all it is. But we do have free will and we do have choices and obviously, Tucker Carlson is reading this right now. The New York Times reported (with a named source) that he used me as a source for stories, and he never denied it.

Anyway, the reason I am writing all of this is that I promised to do memes today, and then I thought “I’d better write something with the memes. I’m sorry if it was not much new. But I think I’m moving forward. And I think I’m gonna have a comeback. It might be another year or two. But assuming this one little health issue I have doesn’t become a bigger problem, I’m going to be around for a while, and I’m going to make a comeback. It’s what I pray for. When people ask me if there is anything they can pray for me, I tell them to ask God to let me serve Him by doing what I am best at.

All of the credit for the fact we are doing memes today goes, fittingly, to the man who created memes, A. Wyatt Mann. He’s been a friend and a supporter for well over a decade, and he kept posting stuff like this:

So I promised him I’d bring the memes back today.

For those who don’t recognize the name A. Wyatt Mann, he’s the guy who drew this:

Among many, many other important and influential characters. So it is literally not any kind of exaggeration to describe him as “the man who invented memes.”

There is still no more important meme than Le Happy Merchant (a name given by 4chan, by the way, not by Mr. Mann himself), and nothing I can think of that is more relevant. As we stand on the edge of war with Iran, can we represent the situation better than with this:

He still makes memes and pretty much every week they pop up in our Memetic Mondays. So that is the reference above to him fleeing the wreckage of Memetic Monday with his dank memes. Just in case someone somehow didn’t get that.

A few years ago, he did a now-classic digital collection of new merchant memes (many of which were based on edits of his original). For example:

One of the great honors of this life God has blessed me with has been being featured in some of his memes.

Also, I love the Merchant Anglin meme.

By the way, I think I’m the only non-politician to have been featured in art by both A. Wyatt Mann and Ben Garrison, the latter having produced art to help me promote my pro-pedophile activism.

Wait, no, Ben Garrison didn’t draw that. That is signed by someone named “Lewis C. Anon,” and, unfortunately, like most pro-pedophile memes, is not particularly good. I mean, for one thing, I’m as against thong flip-flops as I am against age of consent laws. I’m a slides man, til the day I die.

Ben did several to help me promote hate, bullying, Hitler, copyright infringement, impersonation, and killing.

It’s still technically Monday as I write, so I hope these memes upload fast, and it will be Monday when it’s posted.

Wait, wait, wait. I have to do something not funny. I need to say that Ben is – no, no, wait, that’s not the not funny thing. The not funny thing is that although I do identify as a pedophile activist, and support forced child marriage, I have not actually ever violated an age of consent law. Given my personal situation, I don’t violate any laws, ever. I don’t even do cocaine. I mean, not now that I’m scared to go to Brazil because they’ve gone insane with the hate speech stuff.

Can I post another scene from “Once Upon a Time…”? Is that allowed? Two scenes from the same “sort of kinda fun” film in one article?

(Honestly, the film is probably better than “sort of kinda fun,” I just frankly didn’t think it had enough feet in it to be considered “great.”)

He says to that bitch: “Prison tried to get me all my life, ain’t got me yet and the day it does, it won’t be because of you.” That’s what I’ve always said to any girl that couldn’t show me an ID. Those exact words.

It’s funny prison has been trying to get me all my life for… jokes I made on the internet. So I guess åthat is going back to funniness, after having had to take this time to say something totally unfunny?

And I say it for the bros: they destroyed Cody Wilson, hero inventor of the 3D printed gun, on some trumped up age of consent bullshit. This is like, the easiest way to get screwed by the feds. Most of us at this point know that if some neighbor comes over and asks you to saw the barrel of his shotgun because he lost his shotgun-shortening saw that you don’t do it, but young men are often powerless when it comes to pussy, so please, bros, be careful.

Anyway, to let the unfunny continue to flow, when they did up Cody, he actually did ask for an ID and she produced a fake one that the feds made for her. So, seriously. If you’re out there doing activism type stuff (even if it’s an anon Twitter account that you kinda think or at least hope the feds don’t know is you), you really gotta assume that any girl who shows up in your orbit is part of some kind of plot against you.

Someday, the revolution will happen, and we will have forced child marriages to be consummated after first menstruation as God intended. But that day is not today. And while the “get the hell away from anyone who starts talking about violence” rule is well understood, the old-fashioned honey pot probably doesn’t get discussed enough. I think it’s likely, given the current dynamics, the feds are about to start a wave of shenanigans against right-wingers. I’ve published several guides on how to avoid such shenanigans in the past, though it might be time for an updated version. Although I’m somehow in an even worse position than I was in 2017 in terms of censorship, there landscape in general does include a lot more of the kind of speech Jews do not like, and it doesn’t really seem possible that this is going to be allowed to go on indefinitely without some kind of pushback.

It could be that there actually will be a serious war with Iran and they will just pass laws restricting speech. The US has done that during every major war in the past. Or maybe there will be a big false flag. I don’t know. Regardless, they will be seeking to make examples of people. Speaking of making examples, Candace needs to be careful with her Harvey Weinstein thing, because if she accuses women who won in court of lying, that is a dream defamation lawsuit for Jew lawyers that they could turn into some kind of Alex Jones type situation.

Anyway, serious stuff is garbage and I hate it.

Hopefully the memes bring us back to Fun Land.

Here’s the Editor’s Pick of the Week:

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And the Official Runner-Up:

Followed by: the primo collection.

Final Message/Warning:

I’m pushing “Publish” at 23:49. Monday.

Memetic Monday is back, and it is never late.

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Memes? I Guess? https://www.anglinarchive.com/2025/03/22/memes-i-guess/ Sat, 22 Mar 2025 00:00:00 +0000

In my personal experience, eating is a lot worse than not eating.

I am not fond of this eating business anymore. It does not bring joy. I don’t feel like doing anything.

In the near future, I’ll review what exactly happens in a 14 day fast, but I can tell you right now the absolute worst part of it is eating again.

Now I know how Lucifer felt when Saint Michael cast him out of Heaven.

And yes, dear sirs, I did all of the procedures. I drank juice and ate disgusting vegetable soup with bone broth. The bone broth is fine, by the way, but vegetable soup is not cool at all, and it is my enemy. Also, fruit juice: never again. Nothing with sugar ever again ever in my life. Terrible.

I had several important revelations during the fast, but after that juice and vegetables, I think I forgot all of it other than that I do think Macron’s wife is a female.

Also, the only thing that matters to me is that every top podcast now talks about Jews and Israel controlling America all the time and no one is stopping them. I was born 10 years to early, apparently, because I’m not allowed to be involved. Kinda stings, but the joy overwhelms the sting.

I do not feel like going to the gym at all. But I will. I feel like drinking a fifth of vodka. But I won’t.

I don’t know what my posting schedule is going to be. I don’t think I’m posting anything else today or tomorrow.

Here are some old memes.

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Memetic Tuesday: These Are Old (Plz Donate for New Memes) https://www.anglinarchive.com/2025/03/18/memetic-tuesday-these-are-old-plz-donate-for-new-memes/ Tue, 18 Mar 2025 00:00:00 +0000

We’re back full in action. These rambling insane articles I’m writing are fantastic and anyone who doesn’t think so is a gay retard.

This is the last day of my fast. Day 14, nikka.

Next time I’m doing 20 days and I’m not going to talk about it because in the Bible it says you’re not supposed to brag about these things. But although I am bragging, it was important to me also to document the event. I think people should know that this is really not that big of a deal, anyone can do it, and it makes you feel great.

Anyway, these memes are old. We’ve got stuff from Kanye’s most recent antisemitism breakdown which was like, six weeks ago. And ironically flavored cigarettes, which I think is from like, 2011. If people want new memes, they’re going to have to donate. I don’t think there is any reason to donate less just because the site format changed. You’re still getting interesting content, right?

Right?

It will obviously change some when I’m not two weeks without food. Not sure how. We’ll see.

Anyway, memes.

Editor’s Pick of the Week:

Runner-Up:

Primo collection:

 

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