Editor’s Note: Due to a steep decline in the popularity of memes, and the consistently rising popularity of Megyn [sic] Kelly, this publication is being forced to change “Memetic Monday” to “Megyno Monday.” This is a sad day for the Stormer, but we simply cannot continue to fight the future, as memes just are not registering with the youth anymore. Every hour, 37 American millennial men die. Soon, the “Meme Men” will all be gone. This new generation, they don’t want the Happy Merchant and Wojak. They want Megyn. This is really no different than when the horse store had to murder all of the horses it had for sale, ship them off to the hot dog factory, and roll in the automobiles. I’m sure the horseman was like “these kids today are a bunch of gay retards, holy fuck, horses are so awesome and cars are the transport mode of true faggots.” But he had to keep his business alive. As the CEO of this company, I have a duty to this company. -Andrew Anglin, CEO

Megyn [sic] Kelly was previously mostly famous for going on TV while experiencing menstrual emotional feelings and verbally assaulting Donald Trump AKA “Overlord of the Talentless, Master of Those Without Skill” AKA “The Baby Bomber Straight Outta Bombay” AKA “Donnie Darko” AKA “We are Going to Shit in Your Street and We are Going to Make You Clean It Up.” That last nickname for Trump is I guess supposed to be a reference to the thing about the Wall and Mexico paying for it. I don’t know who comes up with these names. I know what I’m gonna tell these retards if I ever run into them:

Recently, as a result of scientific advancements, Kelly became famous for pulling a Benjamin Button and getting younger as she ages. Many are also fixated on her breasts (often called a “sweet rack”).

As one user wrote, “Grandma Meg looks better than those hoes on the college campus, those hoes over there are getting fatter and fatter so they have extra skin to fit more tattoos.” Another user wrote, “I want to fuck Megyn Kelly,” adding, “I want to suck on her tits, even though I’m sure she has aureolas the size of pepperonis.” Another user replied to that user, saying, “Have you ever heard of scale? I doubt her aureolas are above average size, but you have to consider the size of her breasts.” Then I replied, “she should do Slave Leia cosplay as part of her world tour.”

I then went into some detail about this plan, suggesting that Steve Bannon play Jabba, Tucker play Bib Fortuna, and Candace Owens play Lando. I was then banned for “stoking fear.” This is a classic case. People say graphic sexual things, I come in and offer some constructive ideas as to how we can help bring attention to Jeffrey Epstein or Charlie Kirk or whatever, and I’m the one who gets punished.

I do think Megyn looks great. What can we say? Irish people simply have superior genetics to non-Irish people.

People say the Irish drink too much. It’s like saying black people play too much basketball. Why do black people play more basketball than non-black people? Because they’re better at it.

Irish people use alcohol like Bane uses venom.

I have actually done research into potentially having a surgical procedure to install tubes to pump vodka directly into my bloodstream. People who claim Irish people are drunks, or that our women are slags, are simply jealous of our success.

I’m not going to say graphic things about Megyn’s breasts, even if the clothes she wears clearly indicate that causing men to say these things is her goal. She actually makes this more extreme, using the “fat friend effect,” pulling puffy-faced and swollen sloppy drunk Irish slags off the streets to sit next to her.

You can easily imagine in the back room, Megyn is feeding her pet slag boxes of donuts. Probably also pouring partially-hydrogenated seed oil in her whisky. Megyn is admiring herself in the mirror, pushing up her breasts and doing duck-face, saying “eat up my little piggy-wiggy” while the fatty cries about how she eats to kill the pain of the memories of her drunken Irish father beating her in the sheep-riddled field hovel she grew up in.

Anyway, the Jews of the Babylon Bee issued a threat to murder Megyn.

Last night @TheBabylonBee — which should just re-name itself The Tel Aviv Bee — threatened Megyn Kelly that she’d be murdered by Israel for refusing to de-platform all Israel critics.

As Israel loyalists often do, they used the pager image to pretend it was all just a joke. https://t.co/VGzbFdv6l4 pic.twitter.com/uoUqOc12bi

— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) November 14, 2025

“The Tel Aviv Bee” is a bit on the nose there, Glenn. (Remember the bit about the ADL fighting discrimination against Jews in Hollywood? When you played it totally straight? Do that kind of humor, Glenn.)

But he’s right. Posting an image of a pager is a reference to the murder of many random Lebanese people with exploding pagers. Israel has celebrated this terrorist attack as a grand achievement, saying how clever they were to give “Hezbollah” pagers with plastic explosives in them. Obviously, a bunch of children and random people were maimed. There is no evidence any important Hezbollah people were harmed. Israel can only kill important Hezbollah people by pushing buttons to send US bombs. But Bibi has gone around the world giving people golden pagers and giggling to himself about doing a weird terrorist attack.

He gave one to Trump and it looked like a death threat.

That event was framed as very clever even though it had no tactical or strategic purpose, and simply reinforced the idea that Jews are evil monsters who celebrate murdering and mutilating random people. Bibi called the prison ass-ramming incident “the biggest PR disaster in Israeli history,” but it is really part of the same PR disaster that Bibi has been promoting. Further, people in Israel are celebrating the men who rammed objects up a random Palestinian man’s asshole as heroes. It would follow logically for Bibi to go around giving people golden asshole-rammers. Ethically, they are in the same category, though obviously blinding and blowing the fingers off of hundreds of random people and killing several is worse than ramming an object in a single man’s ass. He had to have multiple ass surgeries, but he survived and presumably he will have full use of his asshole.

Seriously, someone explain to me the difference between:

• Hehe, isn’t it really cute and clever and cool that we tricked people into buying pagers with bombs in them and blew the fingers and eyes out of random people including kids, and
• Hehe, isn’t it really cute and clever and cool that we rammed something up some random guy’s asshole

Instead of “Megyn throws out old pager just to be safe,” you could say “Megyn throws old asshole rammer out the window of her car while driving past synagogue just to be safe.” Except that the asshole ramming didn’t result in death. No one wants things shoved in their ass. Wait, actually, there are millions of gays in America, and when you say “I’m gay,” what you are actually saying is “I enjoy having things rammed up my ass.” But regardless, death is worse than an asshole ramming. (That’s a quote.)

The Babylon Bee is run by one “Seth Dillon.” Please do not believe he is Irish. Apparently, his paternal grandfather is Irish, but his mother is Jewish. He claims to be a “Christian,” but he also says he is Jewish. There is no way to be a Christian and also identify as a Jew. It’s no different than being a Christian-Satanist. If a person is born in a Jewish family, and they are baptized as a Christian, they can say “my ancestors were Jewish but I denounce that satanic cult.” Jews killed Jesus and then proceeded to spend 2,000 years trying to destroy Jesus’ followers. But some of these Jews will pretend to be Christians and then claim that their “fellow Christians” should do everything for the Jews. Dillon is experiencing a psychological breakdown even worse than Ben Shapiro over the Tucker Carlson situation. Though hanging by a thread, Shapiro is actually managing to hold it together, not threatening to murder people. Dillon is on the level of Mark Levin, who is also going around threatening to kill people.

Levin is in fact the individual who triggered this whole situation where we have this supposedly funny joke which is a very thinly veiled death threat against America’s top hoe (sorry, Tay, you’re too fat, we hate that Pfizer guy, the new album is trash, we support the Eagles, you’ve been pushed out by a woman twice your age).

Mark Levin “urges” Megyn Kelly to “Change Course” because she’s in a dark place.

Babylon Bee posted, then deleted, what appears to be a veiled threat referencing Israeli Pagers.

All of this after she defended Tucker Carlson and called for Levin to debate Tucker “like a man”… pic.twitter.com/IqnvFtYlwB

— MJTruthUltra (@MJTruthUltra) November 14, 2025

Levin is on a rampage against Tucker Carlson for questioning Israel. Megyn has never said any of that stuff Tucker says about the Jews, but she is of course not going to distance herself from the most popular man in the right-wing (the clear front-runner for the Republican nominee for president who would presumably staff his administration with podcasters like Trump did, only using actually successful podcasters instead of failed ones). She also obviously wants attention. Who would have thought, you put women on the internet and you end up with stuff like that. So, after Levin called for Tucker to be shut down, vaguely insinuating some kind of violence against him, she said he should instead debate Tucker on the issues. Who knows if she thought Levin would do that (he definitely will not, no Israel supporters will debate the merits of Israel or its relationship to the United States, they always just call you a hater and demand you be silenced), and was trying to position herself to host it, or if she was just doing the obvious thing and backing up the most popular guy (who she might think will be president, though that probably won’t happen either).

The rule currently is that you’re not allowed to defend Tucker Carlson, and if you do, Jews will threaten to murder you. This is supposedly related to Tucker interviewing Nick Fuentes, but it really isn’t about that at all. It is simply that they view his interview with Fuentes as the best time to launch the attack they’ve wanted to do ever since he started talking about Israel (and really before that, when he was talking about the Ukraine AKA Israel 2).

Obviously, Tucker is doing something very bizarre with Fuentes. I have an article responding to the attacks I received after publishing the anti-Fuentes article that I haven’t published yet. It should probably be published soon, and then a followup about what Tucker is doing. Now Trump has defended Fuentes.

It’s unclear what the purpose of this article is at this point. The first half was written late last night when I was in my cups, an apology for the fact I didn’t have good enough internet to do memes today. Then I was like “wait, is this even funny?” But then I was like “ah, whatever, I’ll just wrap it up.” It’s unclear now how to wrap it up, because with that intro, this is clearly not the place to do a deep dive into the Trump-Vance-Tucker-Fuentes scandal.

Briefly: it is pretty obvious that JD Vance is behind this. They need a young “antisemite,” and who better than a totally compromised one who says that Russia is influencing America and is as bad as Israel (that is to say, someone who is edgy enough to fill the slot of “young antisemite, but is completely neutered and useless and no threat to power”)? The dumbest thing is people saying to me “if Fuentes was controlled opposition he wouldn’t talk about the Jews” and it’s like “oh, so if he was controlled opposition, he wouldn’t be opposition? Meaning the very concept of ‘controlled opposition’ cannot exist?”

In terms of what that means, it’s very obvious he’s compromised by feds. In his fawning interview, Tucker didn’t ask him about not getting charged on January 6th, which he had talked about for years and accused Fuentes of being a fed over. But it’s not even important. Tucker is offering to turn what is probably a high six figure or low seven figure annual income into a mid seven figure income. You would have to be ultra principled to say “no just ban me again on Twitter I’ll go back to my 20,000 viewers on Rumble that I had before Elon personally gave me my Twitter account back.” The fact Fuentes does cat fights with people, posts private DMs constantly, tried to blackmail me, tells his young impressionable viewers to kill themselves (for like an hour every day), lies and just makes things up constantly, and so on, demonstrates he’s not remotely principled, and is in fact simply obsessed with fame and money.

Vance and Tucker are both power mad. When a man sees a potentially clear path to seize control of a country, he always takes it. I would. It’s going to be interesting. I’m the only person saying that Tucker is working with Vance now and is planning to stab him in the back come 2027. Vance must have thought about that. If he hasn’t, someone who reads this site will tell him. He probably reads this site. So many relevant people did when I was posting regularly, which was the reason I kept going a lot longer than I should have. I would assume being around Tucker, he’s like he is on TV, and it’s hard to imagine him stabbing you in the back. But Vance needs Tucker more than Tucker needs Vance right now. Tucker’s whole thing is simply to not attack Trump directly, but he attacks all of the people around him, and could go after Vance. Trump is doing the same for Tucker.

Well. I have a whole lot about this. I have a fake podcast launching soon, which will be a placeholder for my incoming real podcast. I will be breaking down this sort of thing. And I will publish the Fuentes response, and then publish a long article addressing the issues of the three paragraphs above this one. We will need to ask about election meddling. Honestly, I don’t know if an election can be rigged in favor of a Republican. In 2024, they simply stood down. Trump was the elite favored candidate (specifically Israeli-aligned Jew and Silicon Valley elite; obviously there is still some kind of Democrat-aligned elite led by Jews who prioritize Israel’s hardline genocide policies less than other Jews), but he was also favored by the population, so all they had to do was not rig the election. But if Vance is able to get the nomination, he will have to run on Trump’s record, which will make it impossible to win, unless Democrats completely stand down like they did in 2024. (Hopefully at this point we can all admit I was right about all that, specifically when I said the hardcore Zionist Jew Ron Klain sent Biden out to get murdered at the debate and then Jews overrode Obama and his people, who wanted a real candidate, and went with the ringer Kamala, a woman who literally could not figure out how her own first name was pronounced, but knew for a fact you were a racist if you pronounced it wrong.) Tucker could win naturally, but although he is engaging in all of these dirty tricks, and in some ways reinforcing the system, I can’t imagine the Jews would allow him to become president. But it could be a funny election cycle, I guess.

I’m just glad I don’t live in America. I do sympathize with people who do, of course, and realize some of this might be less funny to you.

Anyway, I gotta cut it. I’ll circle back. Remember that phrase? Loved it. We will circle back, because I’m not doing a full analysis with that whole thing about pagers and ass-ramming up at the top. I’m a very serious person, and would not open a serious article with such puerile material.

Oh, and before I forget, do you guys know about this movie “One Battle After Another”? Wow just wow. Hopefully I get time to write about that this week. And I’ll try to have the memes up on Wednesday. Potentially tomorrow. Though probably not.

Peace out, bro.

.@megynkelly responds to @JoeBiden's call for 'unity'

"The nation is extremely divided – look no further than Joe Biden's own party" creating 'accountability lists' of Trump supporters. [with Newsmax TV's @gregkellyUSA https://t.co/VlT7z8drtO] pic.twitter.com/5WJhOwos4J

— Newsmax (@newsmax) November 10, 2020

This is funny.

Remember Megyn [sic] Kelly?

She was a Fox News host. In 2016, she went nuts on Donald Trump. For some reason.

It was a “feud.” Here are some highlights.

What a nice stroll down memory lane, in this dark hour.

She apparently was trying to become a hero to the left, which she apparently believed would forward her career. Even though she already had a pretty good spot at Fox. I guess that wasn’t enough for her. (Or maybe she just really hated Trump that much?)

After that, conservatives hated Kelly. And that was before Paul Ryan and many Jews took over Fox News.

So Kelly had to leave Fox News. Before she left, of course, she #metoo’d Roger Ailes, saying she got an uncomfortable hug from him. The management forced him out, and he died shortly thereafter. This led the way for Fox to go down the tubes, which culminated in a brutal attack on Donald Trump in the lead up to the 2020 election. They are now complicit in the fraud.

It was a very weird series of strange events.

Because she was no longer welcome on Fox, Kelly made a high-profile move to NBC. She was given a prime time show there.

It was a total disaster.

The only thing anyone remembers is her interview with Alex Jones, where she deceptively edited the whole thing.

Jones released his own cut of the interview, which he’d secretly filmed. That’s no longer available, of course, because Jones is banned from everything.

Apparently, when a conservative flips to liberalism, they don’t get a lot of credit for doing so.

Furthermore, Kelly was hitting the age at which the majority of female news hosts have to resign. Female news hosts are a joke concept, because none of them ever had an original idea. They are just there for the sex appeal. No one wants to watch a bleach blonde granny.

She also made some mild comments about blackface, to wit, “But what is racist? Because you do get in trouble if you are a white person who puts on blackface on Halloween, or a black person who puts on whiteface for Halloween. Back when I was a kid that was OK, as long as you were dressing up as, like, a character.”

Then she cried in her apology.

So, her show on NBC was canceled not long after launch.

The bitch has now reappeared, attempting to suck up to conservatives.

She’s actually going further right than Fox. She’s retweeting some of the “intellectual dark web” people.

The most notable thing about the tweets, however, is that she tweets like she dresses: like a 14-year-old slut.

Btw ⁦@mattwilstein⁩ – ur mag published this piece of shit article re: me when I wouldn’t defend R Ailes. So you can take a seat on “oh how we all used to rally for MK.” This piece was meant to shame other women from spkg up & DB ran w/it with glee. https://t.co/RY3167aJfV

— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) November 8, 2020

But, it’s interesting to see her maneuvering, attempting to get a position anywhere after giving up the lucrative Fox News gig because she thought she could become a leftist hero by attacking Trump.

Here are some of her recent tweets and retweets:

– Leftists/media re GOP: “racists! Xenophobes! Uncaring bigots!”

– Biden wins. “Unity!”

– Trump supporters: “Eh, not feeling it.”

– Leftists/media: “please be more responsible in your language.”

— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) November 8, 2020

Martina, the vitriol went well beyond Trump-some 70m ppl have been called vile, bigots, racists & xenophobes & are now being threatened w/being put on target “lists” as punishment for supporting him. They’ve been demonized by the very ppl now sanctimoniously demanding “civility.” https://t.co/sjiZebqWBm

— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) November 8, 2020

I never needed your rallying. This isn’t about me. Tho I do know how you on the far Left (of whom rational liberals are embarrassed) love a person to play the victim. https://t.co/r7m41BaadG

— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) November 8, 2020

Omg @ChrisCuomo! I totally thought this was you doing more terrible acting like when you had COVID (while your brother was killing off 6k seniors) &, after exposing half ur neighborhood while not wearing your mask, did your fake emergence from the basement! But this guy is better https://t.co/kIhtXuly1e

— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) November 9, 2020

For those confused, Chris Cuomo retweeted that little acting tweet – wanted me to see it – and thankfully I did!

— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) November 9, 2020

This is perfect. In an attempt to support my claim that Biden’s pronouncement of “unity” & “healing” was not realistic, that we are too divided, this actor (shock: he hates Republicans) decides to mock the reasons Rs aren’t feeling so chummy. Thanks for making my point! https://t.co/kIhtXuly1e

— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) November 9, 2020

Fantastic news https://t.co/2hhmiTDTL2

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) November 9, 2020

It is time for unity.

It is time for healing.

So let’s make a list of everyone who voted the wrong way and deal with them as soon as possible. #Election2020

— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) November 9, 2020

Be sure to buy his book on leadership in the meantime! He’ll take you right off the cliff! https://t.co/uxxnI6sPy4

— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) November 9, 2020

Lol https://t.co/M0pCxFYfRV

— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) November 9, 2020

Hi @jkbjournalist – think you meant to address that to @KirstenPowers. Have a great day! https://t.co/CoWbJEE5Cy

— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) November 9, 2020

This is crazy. He helped Biden draft his speech on Sat night, without disclosing that fact to the audience (or anyone?), then reacted to the speech live on the air as a paid MSNBC contributor. Let me guess- he liked it? https://t.co/XnZqprPUef

— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) November 10, 2020

Wherein the attempted fact-check on Tucker fails:
“The Fox host…darkly hinted that Democrats & the press were making enemies lists.” Kid, they literally are making enemy lists:
– https://t.co/Inf8HZkJ5j
– https://t.co/qWiGETwziE https://t.co/f8C0jz4CM9

— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) November 10, 2020

Oh! Tough guy!! How about you do an interview w/⁦@JaniceDean⁩ to prove it? She’s so sweet – even wrote a book called “Mostly Sunny” – what’s there to fear? https://t.co/2rG61cnOfo

— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) November 10, 2020

Breaking!!! https://t.co/VbruVPUZBQ

— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) November 10, 2020

She’s even going racist, insulting the intelligence of black people.

Omg https://t.co/zAsDkn1afp

— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) November 10, 2020

(Five hundred and thirty-eight is the total number of electoral college votes, and you’re supposed to humor black people when they say really retarded bullshit like that – to not humor them is the epitome of skin-hatred.)

This one was especially hardcore and anti-Semitic:

Honestly, not ONE MORE DAMN LECTURE, AD, OR ABSURD MORAL PREENING from this absolutely depraved group or anyone who supports them – on anything, ever. https://t.co/BSDRrazGrd

— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) November 11, 2020

The Lincoln Project is a group of so-called “Jewish Republicans” that are attempting to remove Trump and bring back George W. Bush-style Jewish neoconservatism.

Here’s the now-deleted tweet that was quoted, where they were doxing lawyers and soliciting people to harass them:

So, will Megyn [sic] get a job at some conservative outlet?

I reckon it’s more of a question of which one.

She is begging for any job with this rampage she’s on, and she’s infamous, so someone will hire her. The publicity that any outlet would get simply for signing her on is worth the cost of the contract.

If I had to guess, I’d say that the most likely person to hire her is Glenn Beck, over at his “The Blaze.”

I would say it would be Ben Shapiro, but he doesn’t really do the kind of video that she is used to doing.

Other options include Newsmax and OAN.

The funniest thing would be Alex Jones hiring her for Infowars. I’m relatively sure he would want to hire her, just because it would be hilarious, but although she’ll settle for low money, I don’t think Alex can really offer her much of anything, what with his lawsuits and the bannings.

She’s also obviously angling for a Joe Rogan interview. I think he should do it. I would watch it.

First of all, “Megyn” is a misspelled name. The correct spelling is “Megan” and the correct abbreviation is “Meg.”

It just adds to the long list of reasons why I can’t take her seriously. The first and foremost being the fact that she’s a woman. 

RT:

Reports that Megyn Kelly is parting ways with NBC after a ‘blackface’ Halloween costume remark have sent Twitter into convulsions. She has apparently fired her talent agent and lawyered up for the forthcoming contract battle.

The news host did not appear on her morning show, ‘Megyn Kelly Today,’ on Thursday, and multiple outlets have reported that Kelly is currently negotiating an exit from NBC, citing sources familiar with the matter. She has already parted ways with her talent agency, CAA, and hired a glitzy Hollywood litigator for what could become a long, contentious negotiation over her exit. Kelly, 47, inked a three-year $69-million contract with NBC in January 2017.

Kelly found herself in the crosshairs of social media users and other important people after commenting on her program on Tuesday that dressing up in blackface was no big deal when she was growing up – “as long as you were dressing like a character.”

“You truly do get in trouble if you are a white person who puts on blackface at Halloween or a black person who puts on whiteface for Halloween,” she added.

Part of me wonders if she intentionally did this because her ratings were low and she wanted out… but then, this isn’t exactly a graceful retirement, leaving with an accusation of racism hovering over your head.

The more likely explanation is that she really did colossally fuck up because she was so used to being on her boss’ good side for all of these years. She never felt what it was like to be on the receiving end of a manufactured media SMITING.

And then she went ahead and said that stuff about blackface:

Megyn Kelly wonders what the big deal is about blackface pic.twitter.com/07yvYDuAYe

— Tommy Christopher (@tommyxtopher) October 23, 2018

And the sharks started circling.

All she did was ask “what the big deal about blackface” was.

Which is a stupid, but fair question. People getting worked up about blackface is… well, I don’t believe anyone actually gets worked up about it except people whose job it is to be offended by it and indoctrinated Millennials looking for that next outrage high.

As far as saying offensive stuff goes, Megyn Kelly’s blackface comment is so absurdly non-controversial, that it beggars belief.

I think it’s obvious that she was fired because she sucked, and the execs just used this as a reason, but in doing so, they have once again set another precedent for what is considered “racist” in NPC world.

Like, it is legit becoming hard to understand how to stay out ahead of the lynch mob at this point.

Normies must be like:

Megyn must be pissed. 

She was doing good at Fox News. And then during the campaign, she went on a Holy Jihad against Trump, making her hated by that network’s audience, and got offered a lot of money and a gig at NBC as long as she continued attacking Drumpf and bleeding out of her whatever all over the TV.

Her employers then grew tired of her before the 3-year contract was up, and came up with a creative way to get her fired.

Let this be a lesson to you, future Judas cucks!

This is how the Jews treat goyim traitors who come over to their side. You get your 30 pieces of silver upfront, but then a knife in the back soon after. And then, having betrayed your base, and having no control among your new friends, you are dead in the water. Discarded like trash.

I’m 100% here for #megynkelly losing her job – she’s an unrepentant racist. Here’s the thing tho, SHE’S ALWAYS BEEN ONE.

— LeslieMac 🖤 (@LeslieMac) October 25, 2018

Look upon the people you championed, Megyn. Look how they turn on you!

Megyn Kelly is a true bag of shit but anyone who pays her $23 mil a year is much much bigger bag of shit

— Drew Magary (@drewmagary) October 25, 2018

Even fellow journalists! Sad!

Nobody could have predicted Megyn Kelly would be a disaster for NBC. Except everyone who knew just what a horrible person Kelly is (thousands of us).

— Oliver Willis (@owillis) October 25, 2018

I wish I could say I was sad for Megyn.

But she was always a crass and craven wench who would’ve probably become a Hillary Clinton figure in 15 years time.

Probably sooner. Her looks were fading fast.

And they really put her through the wringer. She looked like she was on the verge of crying during her apology. It was eerie and spooky.

"I want to begin with two words, I'm sorry..The country feels so divided and I have no wish to add to that pain and offense. I believe this is a time for more understanding, more love, more sensitivity and honor..Thank you for listening and for helping me listen too." Megyn Kelly pic.twitter.com/6hHrvZLNvK

— Megyn Kelly TODAY (@MegynTODAY) October 24, 2018

The media usually protects its own. They’re one big family. Or a mafia. Until they’re not making the Jews money anymore. Then they’re put out to pasture.

Megyn “Manjaw” Kelly thought that she could trust the kikes and trust their money. She learned the hard way what happens when you trust the kikes.

And guess who gets to have the last laugh?

Remember that dumb gash Megyn Kelly?

Neither did I until this video. I had assumed she died somehow.

But no, now she is reviewing filthy whores who cuck their husbands for a living.

After this fails, her only remaining career option will be granny porno.

It’s hard to comprehend how someone can fail so hard in life, in spite of being given every advantage.

Even while Megyn Kelly is a completely boring woman with little charisma and no interesting ideas or insights, she’s asked to host show after show by all these media companies.

Do you remember what happened with her last show? She interviewed both Vladimir Putin and Alex Jones in an attempt to attack these figures. Yet the result was just her asking them dumb questions while appearing to flirt with them.

It doesn’t help that Jones leaked backstage footage where she’s shown to lie and manipulate in order to get what she wants.

In spite of this debacle, NBC is still going ahead and giving her a new opportunity to fail miserably.

CNN:

For reasons perhaps only understood by the management of NBC News, the network seems intent on trying to turn Kelly, whose chief claim to fame was her frequently sharp and steely questioning of mostly political figures on her old Fox News prime time show, into a Winfrey-esque empathetic emblem of empowerment.

Evidence: In the heavy-rotation promos NBC has broadcast for Kelly’s new show over the past months, the promise has been that viewers will see a kinder, gentler version of Megyn Kelly, one looking to do no less than bring together an “incredibly divided” nation. “My hope is that the show can be a unifying force,” Kelly says in one especially gauzy promotion, a show “with courage, that can at times be provocative,” a show that is “also fun and uplifting and empowering and can make people feel like: fists in the air at the end of it.”

Sounds like something that will generate a combination of boredom and anger. Great television.

Did I mention Oprah?

NBC’s plan for Kelly is to change the usual group-schmooze format of the four-hour-long daily “Today” show franchise–which Kelly will be joining with her 9 AM show, starting Monday morning–into the old-fashioned daytime show format: solo host talking to a live audience, mostly about family, work and “lifestyle” issues, and interviewing celebrities.That format, usually tried in syndication, has not worked in many recent tries, from Anderson Cooper to Katie Couric.

For that and several other reasons, Kelly is running head on into a din of doubting voices as she launches her rebranded career on NBC. Perhaps the most significant of the other reasons: her Sunday evening interview show—with newsmakers and celebrities–was a conspicuous flop this past summer. The ratings for “Sunday Night With Megyn Kelly” were weak and the reviews were brutal.

It was complete crap.

Why do these people think that watching this dumb broad prattling on about “family, work and lifestyle issues” is going to be any more engaging?

It’s going to be stupid and boring.

People don’t want this crap. The people demand explosions, laser battles, guys getting their shit wrecked, racist and homophobic humor – stuff like that. You know, drama. Not whiny sluts.

This is why alt-right media is exploding, while the MSM is collapsing. We’re giving the people what they crave. Imagine if we had the budget to make HBO-style series. It would kill everything else in the ratings. Hell, even guys playing vidya while making edgy jokes are giving the Jew media a run for it’s money.

The future belongs to us.

Megyn Kelly shown with Alex Jones after shooting pornographic videos in the Infowars studio.

Megyn Kelly’s new NBC show is a disaster. Her recent show featuring an interview with Alex Jones netted terrible ratings. It was beaten by a 60 minutes repeat and America’s Funniest Home Videos!

LA Times:

Megyn Kelly’s interview with conspiracy theorist Alex Jones was the talk of the TV industry last week, but based on the Nielsen ratings, viewers did not care.

“Sunday Night With Megyn Kelly” averaged 3.53 million viewers in its Sunday 7 p.m. time slot, the lowest figure yet since the program premiered on NBC on June 4.

Kelly’s program was swamped by a rerun of “60 Minutes” on CBS, which averaged 5.3 million viewers in the hour. In the 25-to-54 age group that advertisers seek on the shows, NBC edged out CBS, with 888,000 viewers to CBS’ 864,000.

ABC’s “America’s Funniest Home Videos” had 3.7 million viewers, and in the 25-to-54 demographic finished ahead of both news programs.

NBC News took considerable heat for the Jones interview, which Kelly had vigorously pursued.

Jones exposed Kelly as a liar by recording and releasing their pre-interview conversations before the show aired. She falsely stated that she wasn’t doing a hit piece even though the final product was meant to give the viewer a negative impression about Jones. Kelly’s crew recorded hours of footage but they only released short edited snippets to fit their anti-Jones narrative.

Look, there’s plenty to criticize Jones on but Kelly’s piece was not objective journalism. It shows what a clown show the the media has become. These big media companies operate as if we are still living in the pre-Internet era. They’re in denial about how much credibility they’ve lost.

I would hate to see what she looks like without all that makeup piled on her face!

Perhaps the most retarded part about the piece is Kelly’s criticism of Jones for talking about conspiracy theories. She does this at the same time that NBC and other fake news outlets have been promoting the insane conspiracy theory that Donald Trump is secretly working for the Russians. It doesn’t matter to them that there has not been a single piece of evidence proving this. At least Jones provides some type of factual basis for his theories. The criticism reeks of hypocrisy either way.

Our society has some real problems when a used up middle aged slut like Kelly can make millions of dollars a year for producing gibberish like this. Her new show is already a failure. Not even airing random sex tapes of herself would fix things.

NBC should immediately fire her and give me the time slot. I’d work for a small fraction of what they’re paying Kelly and I would net them much better ratings!

Megyn “The Viper” Kelly thought her stripper come-ons were enough to ensnare Alex Jones.

This expired bimbo really thought she could outsmart a man on BRAIN FORCE!?

Sensing that Jews would edit the talk to make him look as bad as possible, Jones secretly recorded the whole interview.

He’s got the documents!

Megyn Kelly’s new gig on (((NBC))) – the same Jews who tried to sway the election with the pussy-grab leak – is centered entirely around delegitimizing the US President, which explains the bizarre decision to interview Jones.

But Kelly’s amateur hour “interview” of Vladimir Putin was an embarrassment and her show is already being panned. Jones asked NBC not to air Kelly’s interview with him after seeing a clip where they took maliciously cut the footage to make him look bad.

They refused, so now he’s going to embarrass them. Alex “The Mongoose” Jones vs Megyn “The Viper” Kelly, live on Infowars tonight!

The Inquisitr:

Infowars Alex Jones is allegedly so convinced that NBC and Megyn Kelly were going to screw him over with the interview scheduled to air on Sunday that he has decided to beat them to the punch and release his own version of the interview he taped, including behind the scenes footage. Jones, who is widely known as a conspiracy theorist is said to be concerned that Megyn Kelly is going to misrepresent him, and so he asked NBC to cancel the segment. When the network and Megyn Kelly refused to pull the plug, Jones is said to have taken matters into his own hands, undercutting NBC by airing the interview in advance unedited, tanking Kelly’s ratings.

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The Infowars host says that Megyn Kelly behaved as if she were obsessed with him.

“What are they going to do, when I’ve got the tapes of what really happened? It was worse than in college in a topless bar when women try to get you to pay for a dance.”

The NBC Megyn Kelly interview with Infowars Alex Jones was already tainted due to backlash from many of the Sandy Hook parents who didn’t approve of Kelly giving Jones a platform after the things he said about the tragedy that rocked their lives. Megyn Kelly was supposed to host a Sandy Hook event in Washington, but was asked to step down after her interview with Jones was confirmed.

Don’t be surprised if Alex Jones’ early release gets better ratings than the NBC broadcast. Listening to Megyn Kelly talk about how she can’t resist Jones’ Male Vitality musk will be barrels of laughs.

InfoWars is at this point a media empire. Jones may be a huckster, but he’s adept at marketing. He anticipated the wave, scored an interview with Donald Trump, and completely reinvented his hustle away from bisexual frogs and crisis actors towards an Alt-Light news source that will probably outlive Breitbart.

As for Megyn, she’s not even talented enough for the Tuesday afternoon shift at the Bada Bing, much less equipped to be interviewing world leaders and media moguls.

Jones just released this clip.

I think there’s more coming before Sunday.

Talk about fake news.

Putin is simply making the same point we’ve been making all along, which is that anyone could have been responsible for the hacking.

While no evidence whatsoever has been put forward that Russia is responsible, even such evidence would be completely meaningless since it would be very easy to fake, even for some random guy in his basement.

The lying press, however, are twisting these words into some kind of defensive backtracking.

NBC News:

Russian President Vladimir Putin found himself on the defensive Friday when asked by NBC News’ Megyn Kelly to explain his earlier claim that private “patriotic” hackers could have interfered in the 2016 U.S. presidential election.

Vlad laughs in the face of defense – he knows only attack.

Putin, in an exclusive interview with Kelly, insisted the hackers could have come from “anywhere” and then they could have — in a savvy and professional way — shifted the blame to make it look like Russia was behind the hacking.

“Hackers can be anywhere. They can be in Russia, in Asia…even in America, Latin America,” he said. “They can even be hackers, by the way, in the United States who very skillfully and professionally shifted the blame, as we say, onto Russia. Can you imagine something like that? In the midst of a political battle?”

“By some calculations it was convenient for them to release this information, so they released it, citing Russia,” Putin added. “Could you imagine something like that? I can.”

This is what liberals actually believe. It didn’t help that we made memes like this though.

But with Jews, of course, no evidence is required – only unthinking acceptance on the part of the filthy goyim.

Right now, the entire American political infrastructure is lumbering towards a Trump impeachment, and all aspects of reality are simple “recycled” as more fuel for that task, whether it fits the agenda or not.

The only thing that can stop this is martial law.

It’s time to go full-Duterte – or go bust.

Can Trump channel Duterte in time to save his skin?

What a useless slut.

Who thought it was a good idea to get some random feminist chick to host a right-wing political program?

Well, now we have the data to show that people want nothing to do with this nonsense.

What people want to see is a shitlord openly mocking Jews and cucks, whom everyone instinctively loathes. In other words, they want something like Tucker Carlson.

The Hill:

Fox News’s Tucker Carlson is nearly doubling the ratings of his predecessor, Megyn Kelly, when compared to the same time period last year, according to Nielsen Media Research.

My life will not be complete until Megyn is on Tucker’s show and he makes this gape face at her.

DOUBLING.

Wew.

Can you imagine being humiliated so completely? If I was Megyn, I’d want to crawl into a deep, dark hole right about now.

“Tucker Carlson Tonight” is up 95 percent in the 25- to 54-year-old demographic that advertisers covet most compared with the same period in 2016, when “The Kelly File” occupied the 9 p.m. ET time slot.

Carlson has averaged 775,000 viewers per night in the category, while Kelly averaged 398,000 during the same time period, Jan. 11–22.

Carlson took over the 9 p.m. slot on Jan. 9, shortly after Kelly announced she would be leaving for a daytime program on NBC.

NBC clearly doesn’t care about their ratings though. In a previous article, I shared the ratings for NBC’s Saturday Night Live:

I hope they had a parachute for that fall.

As they transformed this show from being a more or less apolitical comedy to being a totally Jewed-out SJW extravaganza, their ratings consistently dropped. Yet instead of correcting the course, they insisted on pushing their nutty politics even harder.

This isn’t unique to either NBC or SNL, of course, but represents a greater trend in the media. I wonder why these large corporations would sacrifice their bottom line in order to push unpopular political messages?

Could it be the Jews? Mmmmh.

Judah’s minions often play favorable odds (of ass-kissing, not risks) in the hopes of being on the right pay-day of  history.  Throughout the election year, MeGYN tried to use her position on the only “conservative” news network to convince viewers not to support Trump, effectively shaking her ass hoping greasy corporate media kikes would stick a $100 in her thong.

Now MeGYN will likely fade away from the news industry.  Now she can go into the only industry she is prepared and capable of succeeding in: MILF porn.