1st APPEARANCE of ludicrously oversized ear bandage, apparently not needed prior to tonight. 👂🤣 pic.twitter.com/Fkc83h3jBN

— Mark Hamill (@MarkHamill) July 16, 2024

Skywalker is probably going to get thrown under the bus for this one.

The new policy of the Jews is that you’re not allowed to criticize Donald Trump’s ear.

New York Post:

Far-left “Star Wars” actor Mark Hamill was roasted on social media after mocking the ear injury former President Trump suffered when a would-be assassin’s bullet nearly ended his life.

Trump was grazed by a bullet Saturday during a Pennsylvania campaign rally during an attempted assassination. While Trump survived the attack, one of his supporters, Corey Comperatore, was killed while protecting his family from the bullets, and two others were critically wounded.

Trump appeared at the Republican National Convention on Monday, receiving thunderous applause and cheers from supporters inside as he made his first public appearance since a gunman tried to take his life.

Hamill, a harsh critic of Trump and outspoken liberal, found humor in the bandage worn by the former president.

“1st APPEARANCE of ludicrously oversized ear bandage, apparently not needed prior to tonight,” Hammill wrote on X alongside ear and laughing emojis to accompany a photo of Trump at the RNC.

I think the bandage is oversized.

I don’t know if it’s appropriate to point that out.

This dressing is dainty compared to how we normally bandage ear wounds.

— Mary Talley Bowden MD (@MdBreathe) July 16, 2024

But the left has been calling Trump Hitler for ten years, I don’t know how all of the sudden they are against him being assassinated.

The whole concept of calling him Hitler is that people believe Hitler should have been assassinated, because he was so evil.

People say they would murder Hitler as a baby to prevent the harm he did to God’s chosen ones.

So “this person is Hitler” means “it is okay to kill this person.”

Oh.

This retarded shit got even gayer?

Didn’t see that one coming!

New York Post:

“Attention. Air raid alert,” the voice says with a Jedi knight’s gravitas. “Proceed to the nearest shelter.”

It’s a surreal moment in an already surreal war: the grave but calming baritone of actor Mark Hamill, Luke Skywalker of “Star Wars,” urging people to take cover whenever Russia unleashes another aerial bombardment on Ukraine.

The intrusion of Hollywood science-fiction fantasy into the grim daily realities of war in Ukraine is a consequence of Hamill’s decision to lend his famous voice to “Air Alert” — a downloadable app linked to Ukraine’s air defense system.

When air raid sirens start howling, the app also warns Ukrainians that Russian missiles, bombs and deadly exploding drones may be incoming.

“Don’t be careless,” Hamill’s voice advises. “Your overconfidence is your weakness.”

The actor says he’s admired — from afar, in California — how Ukraine has “shown such resilience … under such terrible circumstances.”

Its fight against the Russian invasion, now in its second year, reminds him of the “Star Wars” saga, he says — of plucky rebels battling and ultimately defeating a vast, murderous empire.

Voicing over the English-language version of the air-raid app and giving it his “Star Wars” touch was his way of helping out.

“A fairy tale about good versus evil is resonant with what’s going on in Ukraine,” Hamill said in an interview with The Associated Press. “The Ukrainian people rallying to the cause and responding so heroically … It’s impossible not to be inspired by how they’ve weathered this storm.”

When the dangers from the skies pass, Hamill announces via the app that “the air alert is over.”

He then signs off with an uplifting: “May the Force be with you.”

I just don’t even.

I don’t.

It’s.

Whatever.

I’ve said from the beginning that the entire framework of the marketing campaign for this war has been a consistent allusion to the MCU films.

NATO has now effectively admitted that these tropes are in writing as a part of their war propaganda.

— Andrew Anglin (@WorldWarWang) February 24, 2023

Hilariously, several relatively high profile op-eds were written about how it was a negative social development that redditors were framing the war into a MCU movie.

The redditors ate this shit up, but it was actually being marketed this way the whole time. pic.twitter.com/x7YM5JgJYT

— Andrew Anglin (@WorldWarWang) February 24, 2023

Just when you thought your life couldn’t get any worse, you find Luke Skywalker shilling for Anal Ukraine Values.

I just can’t even hardly take it any more.

RT:

Star Wars actor Mark Hamill has urged the world to help Ukraine acquire a bigger fleet of drones during its conflict with Russia.

“Ukraine needs drones. They have some drones, but not nearly as many as the Russians,” the actor who played Luke Skywalker in the films told the BBC on Sunday.

Hamill revealed on Thursday that he had become an ambassador for United24, a platform set up by Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky to raise funds for the country’s military. The actor is focusing on helping to bring in donations for the Army of Drones, a project aimed at assisting Kiev in procuring surveillance UAVs, according to its website.

The actor tweeted that he was “honored” by his new role. In the Sunday interview, Hamill said that Zelensky, himself a former comedian and actor, made references to the space saga while discussing the conflict.

“I mean, Star Wars was always a fairytale for children and fairytales are morality tales of good versus evil, where good is clearly defined, evil is clearly defined,” Hamill said.

“And it’s not hard to extrapolate an evil empire with Russia invading a sovereign nation.”

“I feel a great responsibility to try and do everything I can to further the Ukrainian cause,” he said.

Just remember, kids: this is not the real Luke Skywalker. It’s the murderous psycho Luke from the Rian Johnson film.

His name is Jake Skywalker, and he’s a total faggot.

Honored to be an Ambassador for the Army of Drones and to help President Zelenskyy and the people of Ukraine in any way possible 🇺🇦@ZelenskyyUA @U24_gov_ua pic.twitter.com/1JafSR7Nny

— Mark Hamill (@MarkHamill) September 29, 2022

Niech Moc będzie z Wami 🇺🇦@U24_gov_ua pic.twitter.com/Y5HGQO1LqI

— Mark Hamill (@MarkHamill) October 1, 2022