You would think they would be hiring her to tell fortunes, but they’re saying they’re hiring her for some other purpose.

RT:

The National Bank of Romania (BNR) has hired well-known astrologer and fortune teller Minerva, several media outlets reported last week.

She initially announced her change of occupation herself, on the podcast of Damian Draghici.

“Currently I have an executive position, I work at the National Bank,” she said on the podcast, which is available on YouTube.

Following this revelation, several Romanian media outlets reported that BNR representatives confirmed the hiring. However, reports vary as to Minerva’s position at the bank. While some reports claim she is working as a secretary for the head of the bank’s administration department, others say she is employed at the maintenance department.

Minerva says that she “won’t have the right to delve into the crystal ball” anymore, as it would clash with her current employment.

I guess she just could be the only gypsy diversity hire with the necessary intelligence to rip people off.

We should have never stopped burning witches. It was hilarious.

Daily Mail:

An alleged witch was forced to repent on local TV as part of a campaign by a local pro-Vladimir Putin strongman to wipe out sorcery.

Sekinat Ibragimova was popular in Chechnya where locals asked her to cast spells on former spouses or seek help passing exams.

But as part of a campaign against wizardry by local ruler Ramzan Kadyrov, she was detained and publicly shamed.

In a confession on the main TV station in regional capital Grozny she told viewers: ‘I was on the wrong path.

‘Don’t ask me for help anymore.‘

What do they mean “alleged” witch?

She looks like a witch.

Just burn her already.

Pictures showed her ‘witch’s paraphernalia’ and a video showed Ibragimova with another unidentified woman.

Photographs were shown of those she had ‘helped’ during her six years claiming to practice black magic.

Among the items seized from here were locks, keys, soil from cemeteries, and papers with obscure inscriptions.

Police said such items were typical for sorcerers.

In July police had become suspicious of another alleged witch named Eset Esambayeva whovisited graveyards to carry out mysterious rituals involving melting of lead, said reports.

‘She failed to explain herself,’ said one account.

Esambayeva ‘pleaded guilty and begged for forgiveness’.

‘Raids against wizards have been carried on the initiative of Ramzan Kadyrov for several years,’ explained a TV presenter.

An organisation called the Islamic Medicine centre is involved in the recent witch exposure.

It ‘takes care of people who suffered from fake healers and sorcerers’.

It claims to help up to 100 people a day who are ‘obsessed with genies’.

If by “help” they mean “burn the witches responsible,” then good.

These cases from Chechnya could be described as closest to the “traditional” idea of witchcraft in the minds of people. Old woman drawing weird symbols, visiting graveyards, casting spells on spouses — pretty much what most people would imagine when the topic of witchcraft comes up.

But what about the most prevalent form of witchcraft nowadays? The form that is mass-performed on society?

What about these spells?

What about the pop music spells?

What about money?

What about all the other things plaguing our day to day life?

It would be nice to start doing some cleanup and get these things off our shoulders.

TV witch trials are a good place to start, even if flames are not involved… yet.

Looks like heresy.

Welcome, Inquisitor. You have a new assignment.

There’s been reports of witchcraft being promoted to girls aged 12 to 18. The Grand Inquisitor has ordered all disciples to review the case. Keep your Malleus Maleficarum close in case you need to consult it, and don’t forget to take notes.

Godspeed.

Daily Mail:

A Teen Vogue article encouraging women to pleasure themselves to receive ‘magic’ orgasm has sparked mix reactions online — with some commenters furious by the sexual messaging.

The article facing backlash, titled How to Use Sex Magic to Manifest Your Best Self, spoke about ‘sex magic‘ and how orgasms can be the most powerful form, even helping ‘manifest desires’.

‘In magic, orgasms are considered to be the ultimate magical force,’ the article read. ‘In fact, occultists believe that orgasms can help cleanse the body, produce magical power, and are a vital tool in manifesting desires.’

It went on to explain how people can focus their energy from orgasms to ultimately cast spells.

‘Sex magic can be an amazing way to start to implement goals and manifest dreams— all by concentrating and releasing one’s personal energy into the world,’ the article stated at the end.

After first being published online on June 25, the article was met with some backlash from people who believed a teen-focused magazine should not implore young females to masturbate and channel the orgasm towards ‘magic’.

One of the hardest critics against the article came from American Conservative, a right-leaning publication.

In an article slamming Teen Vogue, American Conservative wrote: ‘This encourages a level of self-delusion that even Teen Vogue should be ashamed of. Masturbation will not help you get an A in algebra, stop your parents from splitting up, get you the lead part in the school play, supersize your Instagram following, or keep Becky off your back.’

The biggest issue the publication took with the sex magic article was that it informed women they could control their lives through ‘the power of orgasms’.

This idea, the American Conservative article explained, was not a lesson teenagers should be learning.

This is more complicated than it looks.

Teen Vogue is not completely wrong here.

I’ll explain why after taking a look at the original article.

Teen Vogue:

In this installment of Practical Magic, Lisa Stardust explains sex magic, and how to use orgasms to manifest your best self. Always remember that magic is for believers, but this column can also simply serve as a guide to getting in touch with yourself — magically or not.

Let’s talk about sex, baby! Did you know that orgasms can help manifest desires and bring forth dreams? In magic, orgasms are considered to be the ultimate magical force. In fact, occultists believe that orgasms can help cleanse the body, produce magical power, and are a vital tool in manifesting desires.

“The alchemic process of creation is our birthright,” bruja, artist, and botanica owner, Taylor Cordova, says about sex magic.”Through sacred sex, we find a particularly ripe portal for making our wildest dreams come true and drawing our hearts desire into our energetic field.” This allows us to be at harmony with the world and ourselves, using our inner strength and power to shift the universe, allowing us to use mystical forces from within to attain our hopes.

Here’s what you need to know about how to do that:
What kind of spells can you cast with orgasms?

You can attempt to cast any spell you want using sex magic, but, the first thing to remember is that magic works best when done on yourself. Using magic on others is a dangerous game — it can have unpredictable results and shouldn’t be done because it’s attempting to manipulate another’s will. Practicing magic on others can work against you in the end. That’s why the kind of sex we’re trying to make magical here is the kind you have with yourself! The best way to elevate your inner witchy spirit is to try manifesting your own personal goals—like catching a new love, healing your heart, getting a raise, or promotion at work.

When manifesting, it’s important to set a clear intention. This is a grounding exercise, in which we meditate on the desired outcome, enabling us to understand what we truly want. Intentions help us grow and amplify our dreams. The key to setting the right intention is to be specific. Letting the universe know the minutiae of our visions will help us cultivate our aspirations clearly and quickly. Pam Grossman, author of Waking the Witch: Reflections on Women, Magic, and Power, suggests “focusing on what it is you are hoping to manifest with so much attention that you can feel it in your whole body. It can be an image, a sentence, even just a word, but the key is to infuse it with as much intense, directed energy as you can

Techniques for Sex Magic:
The Art of Visualization

Now that you have set your intention, it’s time to meditate on it through the act of visualization. Since we’re focusing on magic for yourselves, let’s also focus on self-pleasure. When you start to masturbate, Kristen Sollee, author of Witches, Sluts, Feminists: Conjuring the Self Positive suggests tuning “into the goal you have in mind and channel all of the electric energy of your orgasm into that visualization.” This will allow your energy to mystically connect with your intention and give it power, potentially enabling it to come true.

Charge your Sex Toys Under the Moon

A radical approach of incorporating the lunar vibrations into your sex magic manifestation is to charge your sex toys under the moon. Chakrubs makes crystal vibrators and yoni eggs that can help heal your aura and revive your energy. Sollee says “pink quartz is a great stone for conjuring self-love, amethyst for spiritual guidance, or obsidian for working through trauma.”

Sex magic can be an amazing way to start to implement goals and manifest dreams—all by concentrating and releasing one’s personal energy into the world.

There are two main things to point out before proceeding.

First, women masturbating while trying to cast “magic” really has a kind of “magical” effect on the world, but not for the reasons they believe.

Second, the last quoted paragraph from the article talks about “releasing” energy into the world. The orgasm is indeed a release of energy.

With both of those things in mind, we can now proceed to a more thorough examination.

Communicating with Non-Physical Entities

The author tells teens that they should set a clear intention and exercise visualization to link their masturbation energy to their goal.

Earlier in the article, when giving examples of what it is possible to achieve through “sex magic,” they write:

“The best way to elevate your inner witchy spirit is to try manifesting your own personal goals—like catching a new love, healing your heart, getting a raise, or promotion at work.”

Notice how materialistic and mundane those examples are. Imagine being a kind of wizard who uses a vibrator instead of a magic wand and who is only able to come up with those plebeian goals for “your” power.

This is part of the deception.

Consider witches as the first feminists. What feminism does today feeds and manifests the will of entities. You can see a glimpse of these entities when observing drag queens, faggots, women infected with the feminism virus and other degenerates.

These “goals” women have, materialistic and mundane, are also aligned with feminism itself, which consequently means that they’re not really the goals of women but the goals of the entities possessing these women and other degenerates.

Women engaging in these practices and observing results are made to believe that they have this power, and that they manifested something through magic, when in fact the only thing they’ve done is feed these entities through their orgasms and observed the results of that influence.

This is what the article doesn’t mention. It talks about “letting the universe know,” but omits who picks up those signals that they send.

On this topic, it is important to remind young inquisitors about the succubus.

Wikipedia:

A succubus is a demon in female form, or supernatural entity in folklore (traced back to medieval legend), that appears in dreams and takes the form of a woman in order to seduce men, usually through sexual activity. The male counterpart to the succubus is the incubus. Religious traditions hold that repeated sexual activity with a succubus may result in the deterioration of health or mental state, or even death.

This is real. Succubi really come to men at night, and trick them into releasing their energy.

They feed on that energy.

Some people believe wet dreams are just a consequence of high testosterone, abstinence from sexual activities, excess of sexual activities, or some other mechanical explanation. Those are contributing factors, but not the only factors. They open up doors — making it easier for things to enter — but they are not the things that enter.

Women can also suffer from something like this.

What Teen Vogue is instructing young girls to do is to call entities and to feed this energy to those entities.

Malleus Maleficarum:

With regard to the bewitchment of human beings by means of Incubus and Succubus devils, it is to be noted that this can happen in three ways. First, when women voluntarily prostitute themselves to Incubus devils. Secondly, when men have connexion with Succubus devils; yet it does not appear that men thus devilishly fornicate with the same full degree of culpability; for men, being by nature intellectually stronger than women, are more apt to abhor such practises.

That is what is happening here.

That is what these witches and feminists do: they voluntarily prostitute themselves to devils.

As the scribe of the Grand Inquisitor, my official recommendation to right this great wrong is to exorcise all women on a regular basis with no exceptions, because these whores can’t be trusted not to call these entities again, and they most certainly can’t be trusted to resist temptation.

The only good worthwhile thing Nigeria ever did was make a better Batman movie than the ones with Ben Affleck.

I don’t know what’s worse – the fact that there are Nigerians in Europe, or the fact that Swede feminism is so out of control that Nigerian hookers are a thing.

Sputnik:

The district court in Malmö, often touted as “Sweden’s most multicultural city,” will next hear a case involving human traffickers allegedly using a Nigerian brand of witchcraft to force women into selling sex.

Two female victims from Nigeria will testify in a case of human trafficking and prostitution, involving juju, a Nigerian variant of voodoo particularly popular in the Edo State from where many sex slaves trafficked into Europe come, the daily newspaper Expressen reported.

That sounds like just the kind of economic activity you need to make sure all those pensions are being paid.

“The traffickers have realized that by utilizing juju priests they can keep the women in obedience,” criminal investigator Simon Häggström from the National Operative Department told Expressen. “They really believe in two parallel worlds, one visible and one invisible. The invisible world consists of good and evil spirits that can affect one’s everyday life,” he added.

Life must be very complicated when you’re dumber than a beaver.

OR – maybe the good spirits simply favor the beavers and have blessed them with superior building skills?

Daily Stormer: fair and balanced.

The two women who will testify about human trafficking and forced prostitution claim to have both undergone a juju ritual, for which they received €45,000 and €40,000 ($53,000 and $47,000) respectively and took an oath to repay the money through work in Sweden, without fully understanding how large the sums actually are.

These clinically retarded monkeys seem to be able to make a lot of money.

Especially considering how everyone’s oppressing them and stuff…

One of the women told the police that during the ritual she was made to eat raw chicken heart, was cut on the chest with a razorblade and had animal blood rubbed into the wounds.

That sounds like a good thing to remember next time some new disease just pops out of thin air over in Africa, and we’re told about how we have to help those poor innocent monkey people because the Holocaust or something.

The best way to exterminate all niggers on earth is to just step aside and let them kill themselves

The Nigerian women were promised regular jobs in Europe, such as waitresses or au pair girls. Instead, however, they were forced into prostitution. Should they ever break the oath or go to the police, the juju magic would punish them and their families with sickness and death, they were assured.

…

“We have Nigerian women traveling around Sweden who are scared to death and clearly exposed to trafficking in human beings, but the trafficker is never around,” Simon Häggström said, stressing the psychological power the witch doctors have over their victims. According to Häggström, 99 in 100 victims never dare to turn to police.

You know, I don’t know much about being a waiter, but I do know that having Africans handling people’s food is never a good idea.

Ever.

One of the suspects, a fellow Nigerian man who received Swedish citizenship in 2007, reportedly received one of the women in his apartment in Malmö and forced her to have sex under the threat of a juju curse. The man reportedly took half the money the woman earned and forced her to sleep on the balcony. Should he be convicted, he cannot be expelled, because he holds Swedish citizenship.

Underbar.

Just underbar…

And you know who you have to thank for this crap, right?

Right?

Never forget

The guy in this video is a cuck, but that’s not the point here.

Magic: the Gathering now refers to all characters as “they” instead of “he/she” in an attempt to attract trannys.

Magic: the Gathering is a class game and something enjoyed by probably millions of people. I personally never got into it, but tabletop games are still very near to my heart.

Nothing is able to resist the infection known as poz in this world anymore. First it was vidya games, now it is tabletop card games, and tomorrow we’re probably going to see a transgender Emperor of Man.

Is there anyone who didn’t simply assume that this was happening?

The shocking part is not that it is happening, but that it appears to be working.

Il Giornale:

Migrants fear the voyage that will bring them to Italy. Especially Nigerians. So they often turn to magicians and magic to propitiate the crossing, with voodoo rituals that they also bring with them once they are in Italy.

La Verità describes the practice. The migrants address the goddess of water, Mammy Water, also called Mami Wata. The ritual involves running around with bare chest with a chicken with its throat cut and a bell in hand. Then witchcraft, hypnosis and other rituals. According to the reporting of Alberto Cicala, this reduces “fear during journeys to other countries, renders the emigrant unbeatable, for good and ill. The ritual calls on the spirits that sleep inside the waters of the river, warning that if you disobey the ritual oath, you will suffer madness until death.”

A long and elaborate ritual which in a certain way ensnares the young men seeking their fortune in Europe.. “The native doctor,” writes La Verità,” starts calling the person on his knees in front of him by name and as in a prayer he calls out responses to all the declarations recited. Shells and pebbles are thrown on the ground, while a tuft of hair is cut from the victim with a razor blade and a sample of blood is taken from a finger then collected in a handkerchief. The ritual continues until the individual falls into a trance induced by alcohol (gin and powders made up of the roots of various medicinal trees) and the emotional charge that is progressively instilled, in between the fumes of incense and alcoholic exhalations. The witch doctors spit a compound they have prepared in advance into the face of the victim and from that moment the bond is sealed.”

I think maybe we should start making ritual chicken sacrifices for Pappy Shark.

Give him a bit of a magic boost.

Translation via Diversity Macht Frei.

The Negroes are using black magic to fight against Trump now, smdh.

We have no choice but to fight them on the battlefield of the occult arts.

Unfortunately for them, we have magic beyond their wildest dreams.

Enjoy having your souls trapped in prison crystals for eternity, niggers!

I feel bad for this guy. Sort of.

But please, note the nature of the African race. These people are ridiculous.

From the Daily Mail:

A man has been left without genitals and with three missing toes after a witch doctor told him that losing his body parts would make him rich.

Chamangeni Zulu, from Malawi, has been hospitalised at Chipata General Hospital in Zambia, near the Malawi border, after he allowed the hyena to eat his manhood.

Mr Zulu told the Times of Zambia yesterday that he was promised by a witch doctor that by sacrificing his body parts he would become rich.

‘I met some business persons who told me the best way to become rich was to sacrifice parts of my body,’ he told the paper.

At around 4am on Monday last week, the man went into the Zambian bush.

Mr Zulu said: ‘I was instructed to be naked and a hyena came to me and started eating my toes and eventually my manhood was eaten.’

Mr Zulu said that the witch doctor did not make it clear that his body parts would be ‘lost’.

Yet despite the horrific ordeal, Mr Zulu admitted he was still hopeful of becoming rich.

‘Even if I have lost some important parts of my body, I still want to get rich,’ he said.

All races do weird things, but none but the blacks could ever do something like this.

According to a Belgian newspaper, Golden Dawn stole the name of a British organization. “The secret organization, which includes magicians and occultists, attacked the Greek far-right party claiming that they stole its name.” The subtitle of the article is “The Magic against Golden Dawn” and it was published in the Belgian newspaper La Libre Belgique.

The article reports that: “the Hermetic Order of Golden Dawn or more commonly, the order of Golden Dawn created in 1888 was then divided in smaller organizations.” The newspaper also noted that their ceremonies inspired known authors like B. Stocker (Dracula) and William Butler Yeats.

Like every secret organization, the Order had not registered its name. So now, it does not have the legal power to make Golden Dawn change its name. According to the article, they support that they have nothing in common with the far-right Greek party, although some elements show the opposite.

The article also noted that “to the extent that the magic cannot force the Greek party to change its name, the magicians turn to the Internet,” in which, as mentioned in the article, “the images with the Nazi salute replaced the images with the cabalistic ceremonies in “google images” and through open letters they claim the exclusivity of the name.”