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Wizards of the Coast Race-Swaps Aragorn For Magic: The Gathering’s Upcoming ‘The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-Earth’ Set: “Our Goal Is A Modern Take On The Work Of J.R.R. Tolkien” https://t.co/AzUDT98aM5

— Bounding Into Comics (@BoundingComics) August 20, 2022

And, now we have a third Lord of the Rings property that is getting filled with Democrat joggers.

People have gone on shooting sprees for much less.

Breitbart:

Woke creatives are reimagining famed fantasy author J.R.R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings through a modern racial lens as a new card game appears to depict King Aragorn as a black man, according to a report.

King Aragorn, who was played in the 2001 Peter Jackson movies by Viggo Mortensen, is described in Tolkien’s work as “lean, dark, tall, with a shaggy head of dark hair flecked with grey, and in a pale stern face a pair of keen grey eyes.”

But in the upcoming Magic: The Gathering’s new card game based on Lord of the Rings to be entitled The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth, King Aragorn has been race swapped and depicted as a man of African heritage, according to the previews of the artwork reviewed by Bounding Into Comics.

Bounding Into Comics keeps getting more based.

Apparently, they’ve been redpilled.

The new artwork for the game was revealed by the company at its Wizards Presents showcase, a livestreaming presentation where the company reveals some of its upcoming releases.

The livestream host, Sydnee Goodman, insisted that the company had “worked closely with Middle-earth enterprises and dove deep into the source material to make sure to get it just right” and added that “the cards and art in the series will have all the flavor and history of the trilogy.”

Goodman then previewed some of the art being used for the game, chiefly a large set piece depicting the Battle of Pelennor Fields, a climactic battle in the trilogy.

One portion of the large artwork featured Aragorn fighting the forces of evil. And when host Goodman flashed closeups of the cards, several viewers wondered if King Aragorn had been race swapped.

Wizard went on to celebrate the new LOTR game on its website and proclaiming that the game is “going to be intimately familiar yet fresh and relevant for a wider audience.”

“The folks at Middle-earth Enterprises take their roles as stewards very seriously, and every decision about characters has been made with deep reverence to the original,” said Wizards content manager Adam Styborski. “With that in mind, together we set out to make a set that follows two guiding principles: diversity and originality.”

Styborski went on to explain the company hopes to make the LOTR story “relevant.”

Yeah, we need to make it more like real life – where all the heroes are niggers. Just like that saying “not all heroes wear capes,” we now have a new saying: “all heroes are niggers.”

 

Frankly, I think that car-jacking gangs of youth ripping the arms off of old white ladies should start wearing capes. Maybe not Superman type capes, but like, Tuxedo Mask style capes.

The Wizard executive described the company’s first goal: “The Lord of the Rings is about the different peoples of Middle-earth coming together to fight Sauron, finding strength in their diversity. We want to make this appealing story fresh and relevant to an even wider audience.”

For a second goal, he added: “The goal of this set is to express the story and setting of The Lord of the Rings in cards for Magic: The Gathering,” noting that while “countless prior efforts have painted vivid pictures of this world, our goal is a modern take on the work of J.R.R. Tolkien, lovingly crafted for a new generation of players and fans.”

The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth is set to be released next year. Wizards of the Coast has not responded to the controversy over the Aragorn image to confirm or deny the ethnicity of this depiction of the character.

When they refuse to say “it’s not a nigger”… you know it’s a nigger.

Experts predict that by 2030, everyone will be a nigger, because all whites and Chinese will have bled to death after having their arms ripped off by heroic niggers like Aragon.

In the new Lord of the Rings, Argon pulls Gandalf out of his car, drags him across concrete, and rips his arm off.

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Magic the Gathering Removes Racist Cards Because of Course https://www.anglinarchive.com/2020/06/12/magic-the-gathering-removes-racist-cards-because-of-course/ Fri, 12 Jun 2020 00:00:00 +0000
Completely intolerable

I never played any of these card games, but I’m sure I’ll sleep better at night knowing that there is no racism in them.

Magic the Gathering:

Today, we will be changing the multiverse ID and removing the Gatherer card image for the card Invoke Prejudice, originally printed in 1994.The card is racist and made even worse by the multiverse ID it was unfortunately codified with years ago. There’s no place for racism in our game, nor anywhere else.

But to that point, it should never have been published nor placed in the Gatherer. And for that we are sorry. The events of the past weeks and the ongoing conversation about how we can better support people of color have caused us to examine ourselves, our actions, and our inactions. We appreciate everyone helping us to recognize when we fall short. We should have been better, we can be better, and we will be better.

Nobody cares about joggers, least of all joggers themselves, but they do care about making white people miserable.

To that end, we will be removing a number of images from our database that are racist or culturally offensive, including:

Invoke Prejudice
Cleanse
Stone-Throwing Devils
Pradesh Gypsies
Jihad
Imprison
Crusade

And many, many more will follow.

It’ll never be enough.

Replacing those card images will be the following statement:

“We have removed this card image from our database due to its racist depiction, text, or combination thereof. Racism in any form is unacceptable and has no place in our games, nor anywhere else.”

Additionally, these cards will be banned in all sanctioned tournament play.

Between the lockdown and the cucking, I really don’t see a bright future for this company.

Wizards of the Coast, who owns this along with Dungeons & Dragons and a ton of other stuff you’ve heard about, was already one of the most disgusting anti-white companies in the world, and they’re only going to get worse and worse.

To give you an idea of how bad these people have gotten, here’s some snips from their main page:

The only white people on the page are the ones actually playing the game, and they show that one Merlin jogger 3 times.

And this is still not even close to enough pandering as far as any non-white in America is concerned.

Because you no longer have a country nerds, and when you don’t have that, you eventually won’t have anything left at all.

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Poz Infects Another Classic Game https://www.anglinarchive.com/2018/03/27/poz-infects-another-classic-game/ Tue, 27 Mar 2018 00:00:00 +0000 Joe Jones
Daily Stormer
March 27, 2018

The guy in this video is a cuck, but that’s not the point here.

Magic: the Gathering now refers to all characters as “they” instead of “he/she” in an attempt to attract trannys.

Magic: the Gathering is a class game and something enjoyed by probably millions of people. I personally never got into it, but tabletop games are still very near to my heart.

Nothing is able to resist the infection known as poz in this world anymore. First it was vidya games, now it is tabletop card games, and tomorrow we’re probably going to see a transgender Emperor of Man.

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