Germany: At Least 140 Flights Canceled After Climatards Glue Themselves at Frankfurt Airport
What would you do if you thought the weather was going to change and exterminate you? Well, if you were a man, I would say probably check into a mental…
Germany: 8 Climatards Arrested for Gluing Themselves to Airport Runway
How did these people come up with the idea to glue themselves to things? It doesn’t really seem like an obvious form of protest. I suppose the real question is:…
Germany: Climatards Launch Coordinated Assault on Christmas Trees to Change the Weather
One must wonder: is this really about the weather? Or are these people just looking for an excuse to be anti-social? Breitbart: Radical climate activists launched a series of coordinated…
Germany: Climatards Glue Hands to Airport Runways to Change the Weather
Do these people know that glue is a toxin? You’re not supposed to get it on your skin. Breitbart: Climate activists briefly disrupted traffic at Munich airport in southern Germany…
Germany: Climatards Glue Themselves to Dinosaur Display to Change The Weather
This only looks retarded if you don’t know The Science. You see, cow farts are made out of fossil fuels, and fossil fuels are made out of dinosaurs, so gluing…
Germany: Climatards Throw Mashed Potatoes at $111 Million Monet Painting
The value of a painting is just a way for the very rich to transfer wealth to one another without the same restrictions that would exist if there was no…