Those Boomer bastards thought that the Third Worldification and aWOKEning of America would let them grill and mow in peace?

Think again, old timer!

You will live to see everything that you love in ashes. Miles of brown unkempt weeds and wildflower patches where green super-grass once was. This is the future YOU chose.

ABC 7:

If you’ve got a gas-powered lawnmower or leaf blower or any other garden equipment, you may have to give it up completely.

California is considering a statewide ban on the small-engine machines and Novato is the most recent city to make moves towards getting rid of them.

Mark Bailey, the owner of Buck’s Saw Service, knows he’ll have to sell more of his battery-powered equipment as he prepares to lose sales of another kind of inventory, blowers and mowers that run on gas.

You think that the people will rise up and revolt when the gubmint moves to take away their guns? WRONG. The turning point will be when they come for the mowers.

Look into your heart, you know it to be true.

“I don’t think it’s complete ban practical no, a lot of people use their equipment, limit it,” said Bailey. “When you think gas-guzzling culprit, this comes to mind but there’s a reason garden equipment is on the radar of those fighting to lower greenhouse gas emissions.”

“A top-selling leaf blower, for example, operating for an hour matches the emissions of a Toyota Camry for over 1,100 miles,” said Novato Mayor Pat Eklund.

Mayor Eklund says she respects long-time business owners like Mark Bailey, so the plan is to first discuss the ban within the first half of 2020, giving plenty of time to consult with locals who could be affected.

Related: I predict a dramatic upwards spike in suicides among the lawn class in 2020 as their precious hobby gets stripped away from them.

Boomers will either rise up or or start killing themselves.

Daughters getting raped by Mexicans in cornfields – who cares? But pull up on a Boomer’s John Deere and watch him pull on his bandana skull leather jacket and spring (shuffle, really) into action!

If you think about it, the end of the lawnmower is incredibly symbolic and uh metaphorical an’ sheeeiiitt. It marks the ending of an era – which I do NOT think is all that bad. See, the Boomer bloc controls all the money and the majority of votes in America. They have been called the “Bulwark Generation” before and this is very true – but they are on their way out!

Boomers are the Bulwark generation in two ways

Electorally they are the DAM holding back a blue tidal wave.

Conceptually they block the kind of transformational thinking needed to deal with the wave when (not if) it comes.

— Darren J. Beattie 🌐 (@DarrenJBeattie) March 20, 2019

With the end of Boomerica also comes the beginning of the Millennial Occupation Government, which will be the most clownish and comical occurrence in human history to date. The Millennials will literally try to implement Green/Brown/Tranny Communism and send the country hurtling into a new dark age.

Say what you will about that, but at least it won’t be so boring anymore. 

Personally, I’ll be having too much fun leading a Zoomerwaffen battalion in the Reclamation Wars to mourn the passing of Boomerica.

Beside, lawns will be banned in the Gamer Republic. Americans will be forced to grow vegetables and other useful plants on their land like civilized people again.

There is no definitive proof yet whether a boomer did it or not.

But I ask you, if you hear about a convenience store getting robbed, who do you think of?

That’s right, niggers.

If you hear about a vehicle ramming a crowd of Christmas shoppers, who do you think of?

Moslems, if you’re not a dum-dum.

And when you hear about blase disregard for nature and an instinctive drive to ruin nice things, you immediately think of boomers.

The Independent:

A council worker has mowed a meadow being monitored for a wildlife project spearheaded by David Attenborough, destroying the wildflowers that grew there.

The site, in Sidmouth in Devon, was home to eight different species of butterfly surveyed as part of the Big Butterfly Count.

But an East Devon District Council (EDDC) employee tasked with cutting a pathway from a car park to the gate accidentally cut nine acres of the meadow. The local authority has apologised for the blunder.

Ed Dolphin, who had been counting butterflies for the national survey, said he was “horrified” to discover the destruction of the habitat.

“It wasn’t just the number but the sheer variety of butterflies there — at least eight different sorts. The day after there was just one: a good old cabbage white.

“It’s tidy, but it’s more like a desert. Mowing it when they did and leaving the cuttings on is going to mean fewer wildflowers next time.”

Butterfly species that had been seen there included holly blues, ringlets, commas, marbled whites, peacocks and painted ladies.

Mr Dolphin continued: “I don’t know how long it will take to recover.

Why can’t people just leave well enough alone?

What is this busybody instinct that some people have to constantly fidget around, complain and go about trying to “improve” things.

Fucking let a meadow lie. Let the butterflies do their thing. Why you gotta mow it down? Are you just bored?

Reminds me of that song.

Think about all the shitty strip malls that the boomers put up everywhere. They made America ugly. 

And I mean really ugly.

Other than the beautiful wilds of North America that has managed to be preserved, there’s just these blighted, ugly paved parking lots and strip malls as far as the eye can see.

Everyone just needs to chill the fuck out and leave well enough alone.