lardbeast – DS https://www.anglinarchive.com Daily Stormer Historical Archive Wed, 18 Dec 2024 00:00:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.0.17 https://www.anglinarchive.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cropped-favicon-32x32.png lardbeast – DS https://www.anglinarchive.com 32 32 San Francisco Hires Mexican Lardbeast to Combat “Weight Stigma” https://www.anglinarchive.com/2024/12/18/san-francisco-hires-mexican-lardbeast-to-combat-weight-stigma/ Wed, 18 Dec 2024 00:00:00 +0000
Virgie Tovar, 42

Maybe weight stigma is a good thing?

Rhetorical question.

It’s obviously a good thing.

The idea that everyone should always be comfortable is a stupid, childish idea, and not even the people who promote it believe it. These are the same people going around talking about “white privilege” and how whites owe other people something because of their ancestors.

The Post Millennial:

An overweight “fat activist” disclosed that she has been hired by the City of San Francisco to provide guidance on the prevention of “weight stigma.” On Monday, Virgie Tovar reported the news to her more than 82,000 followers on Instagram. This comes after California Gov. Gavin Newsom announced the state’s own version of DOGE, President-elect Donald Trump’s Department of Government Efficiency, which is meant to eliminate wasteful government spending.

Tovar, 42, wrote in the post: “I’m working with a team at the San Francisco Department of Public Health as a consultant on weight stigma & weight neutrality.” She added: “I’m UNBELIEVABLY proud to serve the city I’ve called home for almost 20 years in this way. This consultancy is an absolute dream come true, and it’s my biggest hope and belief that weight neutrality will be the future of public health.”


I’m sure the feeling’s mutual

Tovar, who has a master’s degree in sexuality studies from San Francisco State University, is an activist who is dedicated to the fight against weight discrimination and dieting. The Blaze reported that she is the author of several books such as “You Have the Right to Remain Fat” and “The Self-Love Revolution: Radical Body Positivity for Girls of Color.”

Tovar explained her campaign against unrealistic thin beauty standards in a 2017 interview unearthed by the publication.

“I was born a fat person into a fat-hating culture,” she said. “I’d made myself sick trying to lose weight. Even when I was trying my hardest, I wasn’t anywhere near a weight where people would say I was normal. This work felt like the only way I could survive. I wasn’t going to live a life of shame anymore.”

Tovar posted on her Instagram that in recent years she has gone “no contact” with her family. 

Well. That is not surprising. All of these bizarre political activists have bizarre personal lives.

There’s some man in one of these photos.

Niggas is thirsty out there, apparently, but come on.

Virgie Tovar, explaining the scourge of CRFI

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LARDPOCALYPSE NOW: College’s Signs Telling Fatties to Take the Stairs Described as PURE HATRED https://www.anglinarchive.com/2019/04/02/lardpocalypse-now-colleges-signs-telling-fatties-to-take-the-stairs-described-as-pure-hatred/ Tue, 02 Apr 2019 00:00:00 +0000 Spartacus
Daily Stormer
April 2, 2019

He forgot to add “also because there’s no niggers around”

Being a parasite who drags down society, wastes people’s money and terrorizes the populace with your appearance isn’t enough for these “people.”

They have to feel smug and superior about it too.

Breitbart:

Students at Dickinson College are taking issue with signs around campus that encourage students to take the stairs instead of elevators to improve their health. The students reportedly consider the signs “fat shaming,” as they promote the “dangerous narrative” that weight loss as “a positive thing.”

Telling unhealthy people to become healthy is a “dangerous narrative” these days…

Next time you hear about someone shooting up a college, remember that the guy with the gun is probably saner than the people he’s shooting.

According to a report from the Dickinson College student newspaper, students were offended this month by a series of signs around campus that encourage students to avoid elevators.“Why not take the stairs if you are physically able?” the signs read. “Exercise and strengthen your heart and muscles.”

In a sane society, elevators would be strictly for old people, cripples and pregnant women, and anyone else who tried to use one would get the whip.

One student said that the signs made her feel guilty. She said that taking the stairs often caused her to feel dizzy. “I began to feel guilty every time that I took the elevator,” the student said. “I started realizing that I shouldn’t put my body through pain or stress when there is an elevator I could use,” she said.

I have bad news for you bitch – if taking the stairs causes you pain and stress at your age – she’s a student, so I assume she’s in her 20s – then you’re probably gonna die young and in pain.

And that’s good news for the rest of us. Except for whoever bought your student loan debt.

Another student said that the signs were “fat shaming.” “These signs were effectively fat shaming as they promoted weight loss as a positive thing,” the student said. “It had a negative impact on campus to have a series of signs that glorified a dangerous narrative that feeds into eating disorders.”

Shaming people for doing something wrong and disgusting is always a good thing, because it helps people not do those wrong and disgusting things.

Most people are dumb cattle, and they generally succumb to societal pressure very easily.

Marni Jones, the dean and director of access and disability services at Dickinson College, said that the sign could be offensive to students who are forced to use elevators.

“Even with the qualifier “if you are physically able,” seeing a sign like this can feel shaming to those who have no choice but to use the elevator,” Jones said in a comment to the student newspaper. “I showed a picture of one of the posters to a student with a mobility impairment, who has difficulty using steps after having had four hip surgeries, to see what she thought about it, and she was visibly dejected upon reading it, saying, ‘That’s really unfair. You don’t know what other people are going through.’”

Fuck you and fuck your feelings.

This is the reason why most of the fattest people ever recorded come from the US, because the Jews have used the media and the educational system to encourage these freaks to not just feel normal, but even “oppressed.”

They want this because becoming fat hurts your mind even more than it hurts the rest of you, and weak-minded people are easier to control.

The day of the harpoon can’t come fast enough.

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Greece: Fat Tourists are Crippling Donkeys that Carry Them Around on Santorini https://www.anglinarchive.com/2018/07/31/greece-fat-tourists-are-crippling-donkeys-that-carry-them-around-on-santorini/ Tue, 31 Jul 2018 00:00:00 +0000 Spartacus
Daily Stormer
July 31, 2018


GET OFF THAT DONKEY AND WALK, YOU FILTHY ANIMAL!

Of the many reasons why being a fat fuck is bad for you, “animal rights” – or “fraternizing with your food” as I like to think of it – is very, very low on the list.

But it’s still a reason, just in case you needed another one to not turn yourself into a lardbeast.

Daily Mail:

Donkeys on the picturesque Greek island of Santorini are being crippled by carrying heavy holidaymakers – as locals resort to cross-breeding the beasts with mules so they can carry heavier tourists.

So the local NEON-NAZIS there are using EUGENICS in order to breed a MULE MASTER RACE strong enough to carry fat people from America without breaking their backs, huh?

BASED!!!


Professor Shlomo should go to Santorini and teach these backward NEON-NAZIS that horses, donkeys and mules are all one race: the equine race

Between the peak summer months of May to October, up to five cruise ships a day bringing swarms of 1,200 tourists visit the small island to marvel at its idyllic white houses.

Santorini is known for its hilly terrain and donkeys have traditionally been used to transport people over the famously stepped areas which vehicles cannot access, such as in capital Fira.

The hilly terrain sounds like a great opportunity to GET SOME EXERCISE AND NOT BE A FAT FUCK ANYMORE!

But animal rights activists claim with obesity on the rise, the animals are being forced to carry ever-heavier loads while they work long hours, seven days a week without shelter, rest and water – leaving them with spinal injuries and open wounds from ill-fitting saddles.

That’s a small price to pay for dying of a heart attack in your 50s.

Oh, and feeling good.

“I tried every diet there is, then immediately went back to stuffing my face with anything that fit in my mouth that I could grab without any effort”

‘The obese and overweight tourists, combined with the lack of shade and water as well as the sheer heat and 568 cobbled steps, is what is causing such a problem.

‘There should be a weight restriction. With donkeys it is should be no more than eight stone, but how would that be imposed and who would be there to make sure that happened?

Eight stone is around 50 kilograms, which is roughly the weight of a healthy adult woman, depending on her height.

Or as fat people would put it – “AN ARBITRARY UNREALISTIC BEAUTY STANDARD THAT MEANS NOTHING! EAT A SANDWICH!”

 Christina Kaloudi, 42, moved to the island from Athens 10 years ago and set up the Santorini Animal Welfare Association to help overworked donkeys.

That’s a weird hobby to have…

Still, at least she’s not feeding nigglets or anything.

She said in the last 10 years she has noticed the number of overweight tourists arriving on the island from America, Russia and the UK has trebled.

Locals claim every day the donkeys make four to five journeys up the white cobbled steps to the town of Fira with its iconic white building in temperature of up to 86F (30C), often with no rest, no protect from the sun, ill-fitting tack and no water.

She said: ‘The holiday season on islands is now a lot longer than it used to be, meaning that the donkeys are pretty much in work the whole year round.

‘If they are not transporting tourists up the steps they are moving building materials or transporting heavy bags of rubbish.

‘There are some good owners out there that follow the code but generally donkeys are worked into the ground and then disposed of when their working lives are over.

‘They are made to work in terrible conditions without adequate water, shelter or rest and then I find them tied outside my shelter, barely alive.’

Yeah, overworking them probably isn’t helping, but still – they’re donkeys.

Donkeys are bred to work, it’s just that “work” used to mean carrying humans, not carrying whales with legs.

After we get rid of the Kikes and their darkie pets – fat people should be the next to go.

If Der Tag comes and you’re still barrel-shaped, then you deserve every single harpoon.


It’s coming…

Editor's Note: It is probably more Australian and British women than American women. They are both technically fatter than we are, and they are also much more likely to travel.

Note that the US are a tiny bit fatter, technically, but it is because of the blacks and the Mexicans. In reality, I think if we remove occupying brown sludge, both British and Australians are fatter than Americans.

Here's a 2014 just Europe map - they aren't that much thinner than the US. The US being fat is largely a result of memes on the internet created by Europeans who are jealous of our freedoms.

Real talk: low 20%s (mainland Europe) is not that much better than high 20%s (Anglosphere). But it's not a contest. We all need to get our shit together, bros (mainly by regulating the diets of our females, using abusive language and physical violence).

And also by reading the Stormer food advice column, which starts this Friday.

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UK: Fat Woman Wants to Eat Her Mother’s Ashes on Christmas https://www.anglinarchive.com/2017/12/19/uk-fat-woman-wants-to-eat-her-mothers-ashes-on-christmas/ Tue, 19 Dec 2017 00:00:00 +0000 Spartacus
Daily Stormer
December 18, 2017

At first I thought she had a beard, like many fat women tend to get, but it’s just a tattoo…

Someone remind me again – what are the arguments against eugenics?

Oh right, I forgot – “Because it’s mean!”

Daily Mirror:

Grieving Debra Parsons will have her mum Doreen for Christmas dinner this year – by scattering her ashes on the turkey then tucking in.

And for dessert she’ll enjoy Christmas Pud…with a dusting of her mum’s last remains too.

Debra, 41, has felt the urge to EAT Doreen’s ashes since she died in May and has had a small spoonful most days to feel “as close as possible” to her.

But as she faces Christmas without her, the craving has become even stronger.

“It is the only thing that will get me through my first Christmas without mum,” said Debra.

Your mother must be rolling in her gra… I mean, your stomach.

“People might think I’m mad or that it’s not a very respectful thing to do but I just can’t stop myself.

“I see it as a positive thing – allowing her to be close to me and also involving her in the family day.

“I feel like she can live on by being inside of me because if she is part of me she can breathe through my body. My breath is her breath.

How is that even supposed to work???

ASHES DON’T BREATHE!

 Doreen Brown died suddenly from an airway obstruction after suffering a chest infection in May.

It was yet another tragedy for mum-of-two Debra, who lost a son at Christmas 1996 when he was born prematurely.

IT REPRODUCED!!!

 She has struggled for years to cope with her grief – but when Doreen passed away she plunged to an all-time low.

“My mum and I had a really strong bond and one which could never be broken, even by death,” Debra said.

“She has been the one who has helped me through all the other ups and downs of my life and then suddenly she just wasn’t there any more.

She obviously didn’t do a very good job, or else you wouldn’t be obese, covered in clown tattoos and eating her fucking ashes!

 After the funeral and cremation Debra began to think what she would do with Doreen’s ashes – but rejected the traditional idea of scattering them at a beauty spot her mum loved.

Who needs silly traditions in CURRENT YEAR?

 “I decided I wanted to do something with her ashes that would make a ­difference to how we remembered her. I didn’t want to just scatter them because that would feel like throwing her away.”

As opposed to flushing her down the toilet after a brief stint in your intestines…

 Two months later, one of Debra’s two sisters, who are unaware of her unorthodox ritual, delivered her share of the ashes to her home.

“At first I kept them in a ­plastic sandwich bag.

A PLASTIC SANDWICH BAG!!!

THE ULTIMATE SHOW OF AFFECTION FROM A LARDBEAST!!!

“I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I’M PUTTING YOU NEXT TO THE THING I EAT BETWEEN THIRD BREAKFAST AND FIRST LUNCH!!!”

“I wanted to be with them all the time so I had them by my bed or with me around the house.

“Then I got a ­little box for them so I could have them on display but no matter what I did I just couldn’t get that feeling of closeness.” But one day – when she was missing her mum more than usual – Debra had a moment of inspiration.

“I don’t know what made me do it the first time – it was just an urge. I can’t describe it.

It’s called being retarded, you disgusting sow.

“I opened the box and licked my fingers and just dipped them into the powder.

“Before I knew what I was doing they were in my mouth and the chalky, salty taste was comforting. I felt confused by what I had done to begin with but the feeling of comfort and closeness it brought was the first bit of solace I’d had since her death.”

“I have a problem. Better stick it in my mouth and eat it immediately.” -Every fatass in the world

I hate fat people, especially the ones who eat their dead relatives.

Each day, Debra’s urge to eat her mum’s ashes became harder to resist.

And as Christmas nears, she is planning to take her secret to the next level. She added: “I have been having a ­little taste most days – sometimes on my ­finger or on a little spoon.

How is this a “secret”? You went to the media with your picture and full name and told everybody everything about it!

Debra’s fiancé – who we have agreed not to name – has supported her through her grief and they plan to marry next year.

“I am lucky that my loved ones understand what I am doing,” said Debra, of Folkestone, Kent.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!

There’s a man somewhere actually sticking his dick in this thing!

And he’s gonna marry it too!

I really hope this is some nigger or paki or something.

I hope our race hasn’t degenerated to the point where a White man is actually touching this thing with anything other than a stick.

Because if it did, then we have a lot of problems…

I’m gonna go get drunk and watch moe anime now.

It’s the only way to stay sane until the race war starts.

Yes… Yes they are.

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Fat Woman Attacks Man for Not Wanting to Have Sex with Her https://www.anglinarchive.com/2017/09/16/fat-woman-attacks-man-for-not-wanting-to-have-sex-with-her/ Sat, 16 Sep 2017 00:00:00 +0000 Spartacus
Daily Stormer
September 16, 2017

The horny vixen in question

Florida is, by far, my favorite American state. Every time I read news of things that happened there, it’s invariably something really really funny.

NBC4i:

A Florida woman faces battery charges after deputies say she hit a man who did not want to have sex with her.

Deputies responded to Rebecca Lynn Phelps’ home just before 2am on Thursday.

Deputies say Phelps was outside her home drinking with the victim. She began to get angry when the victim refused to have sex with her.

He shoulda just fucked her, that’s what I would’ve done. I believe that if a woman wants you to fuck her, even if she’s fat and ugly, you’re supposed to fuck her, that’s the chivalrous thing to do. Of course, she also has to act ladylike and buy you all the booze you require for your glorious quest.

Phelps then allegedly began to scream and hit the victim, leaving red marks on his face. Deputies say the victim yelled for Phelps to stop or he would call 911. Phelps then scratched the victim’s arm, causing him to bleed.

Deputies say a witness inside the home did not see what happened, but heard the victim yelling at Phelps “Stop hitting me” and then the witness heard a smack.

The guy deserved to be beaten up. What kind of cuck gets beaten by a woman?

Works on the fat ones too

Phelps was arrested on one count of battery.

If this were a man, he’d be arrested for attempted rape, possibly other accusations too. But it’s not a man, it’s a woman, and a fat woman at that, so she can get away with basically everything.

I hate fat women.

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