Sheeeit muffugga she iz jus tryna feed her keedz!

WCTI:

The larceny occurred on March 22 at New River Pottery. The suspect is described as a black female with straight brown hair. At the time of the incident, she was seen wearing a black long sleeve Carolina Panthers shirt, black pants and an Under Armour hat. She was carrying a brown purse.

Crime Stoppers offers cash rewards of up to $2,500 for information leading to apprehension or arrest. Callers to Crime Stoppers are not required to reveal their identities. Refer to case 18-02726 when texting or calling.

They just want to learn about hops.

They are just innocent people too poor to afford books and trying to fulfill their life long dreams of starting up a brewery. Can you blame them for this?

Wait a second I misread this article…

Yeah, they stole $800 in bottles of booze. They just wanted to get drunk.

CBS:

Police are on the hunt for three men accused of stealing hundreds of dollars worth of alcohol from a New Jersey liquor store.

It happened on Dec. 23 at Wine Works Liquor Store, located at 319 W Route 70.

Police say one man stole a $499 bottle of Cristal and two other men stole assorted bottles. In all, six bottles valued at over $800 were stolen from the store, said police.

Thomas Liotti.

Wasn’t it bad enough these Hispanics were taking our jobs, welfare, schools, and other social services?

Now they have to take our Pepes as well?

New York Post:

Frog owner Thomas Liotti, a lawyer from East Garden City, L.I., said the South African tree frog was worth $900 and had been given to him as a present two decades ago.

For some reason, would-be client Fernando Castro got annoyed at Liotta and on his way out stole the fishbowl with the office mascot in it, according to court papers.

He took it to another lawyer’s office, and left it with a staff member, suggesting it could replace that attorney’s pet fish, which recently died.

Trump should build another wall in the ocean between the US and Cuba just in case this Castro guy is from there.

The Jew York Rabbi Samuel Hiller and three other parasites have been indicted for stealing over $12.4 million in public money allocated to disabled children.

PressTV:

The charges include grand larceny, identity theft, and falsifying business records at one of the city’s largest providers of special education services for disabled children, according to a news release issued Tuesday by Queens County District Attorney Richard Brown.

“It is disheartening to see a betrayal of the magnitude alleged in this indictment,” Brown said in a statement.

The men allegedly diverted money belonging to Island Child Development Center, which serves Orthodox preschool children with disabilities, used it for personal expenses, home repairs and other business endeavors.

If convicted, each of the men would face up to 25 years in prison.

The fraud was uncovered when the center’s former executive director ran off with his records just before a scheduled routine annual audit meeting in July 2012.

The center received roughly $27 million in state funding between 2005 and 2012.

The defendants were identified as Rabbi Samuel Hiller, 56, of Far Rockaway in the borough of Queens, Kurman, 52, of Hewlett, the former executive director of the nonprofit center in Far Rockaway from which the New York state and city funding was taken; Daniel Laniado, 41, the owner of a kosher supermarket in Brooklyn; and Roy Hoffmann, 50, of Woodmere.

I think this must be a hoax by the Antisemitic media. I simply cannot imagine that God’s Chosen People would rip-off Billy Bumleg for his shekels.