It’s a touching story. Not sure if it actually happened.

The Drive:

Averaging 145 miles per hour, the Italian State Police delivered a donor kidney last week from Rome to Padua—a journey of more than 300 miles—in around two hours. The Lamborghini Huracan they used, which was specially modified for such tasks with a refrigerated frunk, was obtained by the Italian police back in 2017. Speedy organ delivery isn’t its only job, though. In fact, it’s a regular patrol vehicle for the department with lights, a police computer and other equipment necessary to perform traffic stops and arrests. Luckily for other speeders, it was too busy flying down the road for officers to check their radar guns.

The Italian State Police posted a video on Twitter after the delivery was complete. It’s somewhat bizarre to see a Lamborghini Huracan, exhaust popping and V10 screaming, flashing police lights and speeding down the highway, but that’s Italy for you. The police’s tweet also thanked the Ministry of Health, the National Transplant Center and, of course, Lamborghini.

The kidney’s high-speed journey began in Rome, which is nestled in the center of Italy. It was then transported to Gemelli University Hospital in the northern city of Padua, a distance of 303 miles or 489 kilometers. The entire trip allegedly took just over two hours with reports that the Lamborghini averaged 145 mph between the two cities. For reference, Google Maps estimates that this journey would take at least five hours in normal conditions.

It’s unclear why a helicopter or something of the sort wasn’t used, as that would’ve likely been even faster.

Because a helicopter isn’t awesome, maybe?

Ever think of that?

Also, this is some kind of paid promo for Lamborghini? Did you think of that? Not a lot of people buying $900,000 sports cars these days, what with the coronavirus, so they need to get creative with their advertisements.

Kidney delivery viral video – coming right up!

Grazie alla nostra @Lamborghini Huracan abbiamo trasportato in tempo il rene di un donatore per il trapianto a una persona
“Per salvare una vita non servono superpoteri” anche solidarietà, tecnologia ed efficienza aiutano @CNTrapianti @MinisteroSalute #essercisempre#5novembre pic.twitter.com/teUxqbMgvW

— Polizia di Stato (@poliziadistato) November 5, 2020

This happened over a week ago, but apparently no one bothers to translate Italian news.

I wish I could drive a car at 145 mph.

Frankly, I have driven a motorcycle at that speed. Actually, I hit 170 on a friend’s Kawasaki Ninja.

Here’s a video that will give you an idea what that feels like.

Basically, you feel like an angel of God sent to destroy a city of sinners.

Of course, I was a much younger man at the time and that is an action that I do not encourage and which no one should ever do.

I’m sure it’s a lot more intense on the bike than it ever could be in a car, of course. But I would still love to drive one of these cars on an open road some day.

Also, I just want to say that I’m against organ transplants.

Woah. So this is the power of Asian masculinity! 

But wait. Before I dive in with the usual mockery, I do want to say that normally, I don’t like making fun of Asians, because for the most part, we Whites get the longer end of that stick.

But there is this new trend of white girls being “into” east Asian men (not sexually though), almost entirely because of the influence of K-Pop, anime and the obscene amounts of money their nouveau riche robber chink barons are flashing in front of white bitches’ faces.

Usually, the White girls come over as overpaid nannies and English teachers, at which point, they get propositioned by the families who invited them over, who have a beta son they want to marry off to spawn hapa kids.

Idk the story of this hoe… but I assume it was a similar arrangement.

So I’m writing this article to warn Asian men of the dangers these sluts pose to their society.

But the main lesson here is for everyone, Asians and Whites included: no amount of money will make up for being beta. Women are far more attracted to drugs and bad boys than they are to money nowadays.

You’d be better off getting a criminal record than getting rich if you want yourself a bad bitch.

This soy-boy chink learned that lesson the hard way.

Daily Mail:

A ‘nouveau riche’ man in south China was humiliated in public when his girlfriend turned down his elaborate proposal which involved balloons, roses, fireworks and a Lamborghini.

The man did not take the rejection well and continued to persuade her to say yes by blurting out: ‘I have money!’

The bitch was all like, “and you think this gives you power over me, filthy beta?”

The awkward incident, filmed on Saturday outside the Wanda Plaza shopping complex in Changsha, Hunan province, shows the pair quarrelling in front of stunned passers-by.

Hurt and embarrassed, the frustrated man then lost his temper and went on a rampage, throwing the large bouquet of flowers to the ground and knocking over products on display at the plaza. 

Some people are saying that this is fake… but idk.

Have they ever seen the way rich and pushy Asian men act before? 

This whole scene seems totally legit to me and the whole “staged” excuse seems like typical Chinese face-saving trickery.

And it’s pretty lulzy overall.

Sorry, China-boys, these pure White Aryan princesses want your money, but not your love.

No, they save their love for drug-addled felons and whoever the Jewish Media tells them they should be twerking their asses for.

Unfortunately for you, the Jews seem to only marginally like you more than us Whites, and only temporarily, so you’re not exactly going to be the next James Bond… in fact, it seems that you’re slated to get BLACKED next.

If I were you, China, I’d kick these White whores out.

Wherever they go, Jewish programming follows. Soon they’ll infect your own women with feminism and child neglect and negrophilia.

I wish I was kidding.

You’ll have giant pussy-hat marches demanding that the border be opened to AIDS-infected African Syrian chillun’ refugees right after these bitches divorce you and take your hapa daughter away from you to teach her in the Dao of the Western slut.

Lol, I crack myself up.

I wish I was kidding when I say this, but every dumb white bitch that you invite into your country is literally a walking and fucking bioweapon that will subvert your entire country given enough time and proximity of their diseased vags’ to Communist Party men with political power.

And let’s be honest here – your men are total beta pussies who will fold even faster than the Scandicucks did.

So.

With all that in mind – consider this a friendly warning/PSA from your friendly Western Aryan ally.

KEEP. THESE. WHORES. OUT. 

And good luck bringing your own hoe’s to heel.