This poor bastard’s living in a Jewdicial Groundhog day.

AP News:

A Christian baker found to have violated Colorado’s anti-discrimination law by refusing to make a birthday cake for a transgender woman has appealed the ruling to the state appeal appeals court.

In a notice filed Monday, lawyers for Jack Phillips asked the appeals court to review the June ruling by a Denver judge by looking at both procedural issues and whether the ruling violated Phillips’ constitutional rights to freedom of speech and religion.

Autumn Scardina, a man pretending to be a woman who’s somehow allowed to practice law

Judge A. Bruce Jones ruled that attorney Autumn Scardina was denied a cake that was blue on the outside and pink on the inside to celebrate her gender transition on her birthday because of her transgender status in violation of the law. While Phillips said he could not make the cake because of its message, Jones said the case was about a refusal to sell a product, not compelled speech.

Phillips won a partial victory at the U.S. Supreme Court in 2018 for refusing to make a wedding cake for a same-sex couple when the court found the state civil rights commission showed anti-religious bias when it sanctioned Phillips.

What Christians don’t understand is that a private company doesn’t have a right to deny privileges to People of Anus.

The only thing a private company is allowed to do is run a mass censorship campaign for the explicit purpose of trying to change the outcome of elections, or to force vaccinate people.

But there are limits, and those limits end at denying the right of a cake to a man who masturbates into other men’s buttholes.

From the same state, just a few days ago

Melvin Woolley.

You can’t really blame these nogs for speeding off; most of them are wanted for at least three other serious crimes.

The Denver Channel:

Police have arrest a suspect in connection to a fatal hit-and-run crash in Lakewood Saturday night.

Lakewood police said Thornton officers arrested Melvin Woolley, 37, on Wednesday.

Woolley is being held on suspicion of vehicular homicide, hit-and-run, vehicular eluding causing death and driving under restraint, in addition to driving without insurance and having expired and obscured license plates.

The crash happened about 7 p.m. Dec. 21 near West Colfax Avenue and Lamar Street. Police said Woolley had been pulled over by a Lakewood police officer when he fled, driving away at a high speed.

Woolley then struck a man who was walking across the street near Colfax and Benton Street, according to police. The victim, later identified by the Jefferson County coroner as 29-year-old Jonathon Furley, was taken to a hospital, where he died.

Jonathon Furley.

Kennie Sutton.

Sounds like some virulent mudsharking was going on here.

KDVR:

A person of interest is being sought in the shooting death of a woman at a West Colfax Avenue motel, the Lakewood Police Department said Wednesday.

Kennie Sutton, 35, is being sought in connection to the shooting death of 32-year-old Brittany Guern at the Blue Sky Motel at 6205 W. Colfax Ave. on Friday night.

Sutton is considered to be armed and dangerous. Anyone who sees him or knows his whereabouts is asked to call 911.

On Tuesday morning, Asha Thompson, 32, was arrested in connection to the homicide.

Asha Thompson, the first ape.

Officers responded about 9:30 p.m. Friday where they found Guern suffering from an apparent gunshot wound. She was taken to a hospital where she was later pronounced dead.

Thompson is being held at the Jefferson County Jail on suspicion of first-degree murder.

Brittany Guern.

Asha Thompson.

Now what was a white woman doing in a motel with four pavement apes?

Actually, scratch that. I don’t want to know.

Denver Post:

A woman who was fatally shot in a Lakewood motel has been identified.

Brittany Guern, 32, was shot at about 9:30 p.m. Friday at the Blue Sky Motel, 6205 W. Colfax Ave., according to police. She was taken to a local hospital where she was pronounced dead.

Witnesses reported seeing four men flee the scene, including one with a gun in his hand. The armed suspect is identified by police as Asha “Ace” Thompson, 32, according to a news release.

Thompson is wanted on suspicion of first-degree murder.

Anyone who knows of his whereabouts is asked to call 911 immediately. Thompson should be considered armed and dangerous, police said.

Brittany Guern.

Ronald Savoy, 42, of Lakewood is accused of taking off his clothes and masturbating in front of an Ocean Avenue deli employee and her 8-year-old son, said Detective Sgt. Greg Staffordsmith, spokesman for Lakewood police.

An employee at La Palma Deli and Grocery called police at 5:30 p.m. Saturday and reported an unknown man had entered the store and waited for other customers to leave before taking off his clothes and masturbating, Staffordsmith said. Once he realized she was calling the police, he put his clothes back on and left.

Shortly therafter, Officers Michael Young and Junior Vega found their suspect, identified as Savoy, at a nearby bus terminal and arrested him.

Further investigation found that Savoy had done the same thing the evening before, until a female employee yelled at him to leave, Staffordsmith said.

Savoy was charged with two counts of lewdness, tender years sexual assault and endangering the welfare of a child. On Monday he remained at the Ocean County jail in lieu of $100,000 bail.