I’m going to come right out and say it. Kike Eichenwald is a profound thinker, an amazing investigative journalist, and a national hero.

I’ve always encouraged him to speak out about his life. His struggle, if you prefer.

At long last, he decided to double down and write a book about his love for hentai and how the obsession led to his madness/genius.

The pedo swirl was also added to the cover art.

Very tasteful.

Kike Eichenwald has had an illustrious career, no one can doubt that. 

His list of professional accomplishments are too long to list out, but I’ll give it an honest try. Let’s see here… oh yes:

• He may or may not have paid for sex with a teen boy
• He sicced the FBI on a Twitter user who sent him a flashing gif
• He admitted to watching porn with his kids

But nothing can top Kike Eichenwald’s brave appearance on Tucker’s show, where he made a desperate appeal for honesty and transparency against Tucker’s raving Fascist propaganda.

Kike Eichenwald’s book is on Amazon now.

And wow, does it need a special place for itself on your bookshelf.

I think it is safe to say that the bar of American public discourse has forever been raised thanks to Kurt’s efforts.

One day, I hope to reach the vaunted heights of intellectualism that Kurt has seemingly so effortlessly reached, despite his debilitating hentai addiction.

Which is why I’ll be sure to leave a review on his book, praising the good work that Kurt has done.

If you were similarly inspired by Kike Eichenwald’s example and his life story please make sure to read it and leave an honest, truthful review.

Kurt will appreciate it, I’m sure. 

Anyone who wants to truly understand the neurotic Jewish character needs to watch Larry David’s Seinfeld.

Kurt Eichenwald is literally the embodiment of the “George Costanza” character – who is supposed to be an Italian-Jewish mix. The way Kurt’s erratic behavior and shameless lying to get himself out of difficult and compromising situations that his own lying got him into in the first place is really something else.

Just like George. 

Although Kurt is much darker. He’s gone so far as faking a disability to get a job/get out of a difficult situation – which is sort of funny.

But not when you know the context…which is that Kurt may have/may not have been the owner of a child porn website.

And now his constant blundering has cost him all of his prestigious-sounding jobs. He’s been reduced to unemployment lmao.

Daily Beast:

After journalist Kurt Eichenwald attacked pro-gun Parkland school-shooting survivor Kyle Kashuv, conservatives thought they’d found the liberal parallel to Laura Ingraham, the Fox News host who lost advertisers after mocking shooting survivor David Hogg for not getting into some colleges. In response to Eichenwald personally insulting Kashuv, the teenager and conservative pundits like Ben Shapiro called upon advertisers to similarly boycott MSNBC and Vanity Fair—the two outlets Eichenwald listed in his Twitter bio as his places of employment. As it turns out, Eichenwald is not affiliated with either news outlet. “Kurt Eichenwald is not a contributing editor at Vanity Fair,” the magazine clarified to The Daily Beast on Tuesday, after he went further and suggested Kashuv might need psychiatric evaluation. Earlier in the week, Eichenwald admitted that his contract with MSNBC had also expired.

Just like in any episode of Seinfeld, or like in that “Jerk Store” bit from above, Kurt got in way over his head over a simple misunderstanding once again.

He just, you know, tried to start a fight with a school shooting survivor and ended up trying to blackmail a lawmaker, and then getting into a bizarre spat with Ben Shapiro.

I just received this from @kurteichenwald. There are no words for how wild this email is. @VanityFair is apparently an odd place.I just received this from @kurteichenwald. There are no words for how wild this email is. @VanityFair is apparently an odd place. pic.twitter.com/Ik1bfjoKyl

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) April 3, 2018

And don’t forget that Kurt’s meltdown was in part triggered by Mr. Metokur’s videos on him – this was while he was trying to blackmail a lawmaker, releasing his SSN on Twitter.

Now, Seinfeld isn’t that dark. It’s mostly about four Jews having sex and hijinks in the Big Apple. In the current year, I find it to be very wholesome and non-degenerate entertainment, even though it was risque for its time.

But that’s just a damning indictment of our times.

The story of Kurt is It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia levels of dark. But even then that doesn’t work. IASIP is more like the goy version of Seinfeld. The main characters are much poorer and things are much grimmer, grittier and darker because unlike in Seinfeld – where the characters thrive in a modern, atomized, degenerate society because they’re kikes and it’s their natural element – the characters in IASIP are self-destructing.

So really, there is no precedent for this.

Kurt’s life is indeed a dark Jewish comedy. The story of a pathological liar who got where he got by brazenly lying. Everything starts unraveling when the Internet troll army takes notice of him and starts poking and prodding him.

This story had everything: Assault Gifs, Child Porn, Blackmail, Hentai and Hubris.

And now we are approaching the grand finale. What will Kurt do next? I hope he goes out with a bang, tbh.

Kikenwald has way too much weird shit in his history to cover in one video (part 1 here).

This pedo kike has a habit of going into full panic mode and trying to sue anyone that spreads the fact that he was involved in a child porn business as a customer while claiming it was research.

ALLEGEDLY.

Also, he is the only person I have heard of that has managed to make a company look bad when he doesn’t even work there anymore.

Tentacle porn connoisseur Kurt Eichenwald – like all Jews – has a distasteful history, to say the least.

In fact, gives Harvey Weinstein a run for his shekels.

Eichenwald is the type of kike who will pay a group of child pornographers to restart a child porn website, pay one of the the teenage boys to perform, and then Jew the producers by submitting it to the FBI after he’s finished fapping and claim the whole thing was just research for an NYT article.

ALLEGEDLY.

To top it all off, he will send the feds after edgy meme posters on Twitter for a supposed seizure they caused.

There is more to the Kikenwald story… but that’s for another time (whenever Metokur gets around to doing part 2).

Roseanne Barr is a Jewess, but a weird one.

Kinda nuts.

She is a Trump-supporter and kinda right-wing on some things.

She has a new show – a sequel to her old show – and the show is pro-Trump.

So the Seizure Kike Kurt Eichenwald dug up an old edgy photoshoot she did and tried to start an outrage to get her show shut down.

1. This is so horrible, I have trouble believing it is real. Everything I find says it is. @therealroseanne: If u did this, one of your "cookies" can represent my great-aunt. She was stripped naked, sent to a gas chamber and burned. @RoseanneOnABC: If this is real, get canceled.. pic.twitter.com/MLXOXFUtxQ

— Kurt Eichenwald (@kurteichenwald) March 29, 2018

2…or perhaps, @therealroseanne, it can represent my father-in-laws family, murdered in Auschwitz. Or, if you have a small cookie, it can represent Antosh, little brother of my mother in law who was murdered in Auschwitz as well at the age of 11. Here's his photo. Laugh it up. pic.twitter.com/VeTTr9xytd

— Kurt Eichenwald (@kurteichenwald) March 29, 2018

…I learned from @foxnews. The photo is real. @therealroseanne burned cookies looking like people in an oven while dressed as Adolph Hitler. I am actually crying. I think of the anguish of my family, of my in-laws. I think of this little boy, Antosh. One of Roseanne's cookies. pic.twitter.com/JTdS6yujeB

— Kurt Eichenwald (@kurteichenwald) March 29, 2018

Jews are all very similar, generally, but some of them are weird.

This photos are really her, and they’re what they look like – a Holocaust joke. They were from 2009, for a Jewish magazine called “Heeb.”

Fantastically, no one gives a shit about Eichenwald’s whining. He’s doing this over-the-top sappy emotional blackmail thing to the nth degree, with this picture of his relative who was lampshaded, and people are like “meh.”

That is a lot more meaningful than the thing itself.

People are no longer swayed by this Holocaust emotionalism shit. They just don’t care.

Jews promoted nihilism in our society, mocked and destroyed Christianity and everything else sacred, then said that there was still one thing that was sacred – the fake shower rooms and the six million bars of soap.

But that doesn’t work.

Family Guy does homosexual child molestation jokes.

Nihilism is nihilism and that is what we have and no one without a religion, history or identity is going to believe that an alleged war atrocity from 70 years ago is something they are supposed to cry about.

That is such a huge step in our fight.

This Roseanne thing is symbolic of the fact that this Jew method of emotional manipulation is finished.

They are culturally defenseless at this point, which means they can only rely on brute force.

The Jewish Newsweek blogger and prominent pervert Kurt Eichenwald, who once purchased underage homosexual pornography and then said it was because he was doing research, and also once sued a man for sending him a .gif on Twitter, has finally gotten to the bottom of the Fox News Anti-Semitic conspiracy against him.

It is such a shame that to come to this truth, he had to first lose his mind.

Here is the interview with Tucker he references.

And here is a Jewish song, dedicated to his suffering on Twitter, which is only matched by the suffering in Auschwitz by his ENTIRE FAMILY THAT DIED THERE IN GAS CHAMBERS.

It is such a deep shame that all of these Jewish terrorists are losing their minds because of Donald Trump, anti-Semitic trolls and Tucker Carlson.

Goodnight, sweet prince.

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This week we discuss what to do if you OD on Blackpills, Kurt Eichenwald’s Lolicon Trap, and how Trap Nationalism Saves Lives.

You know that Jew Kurt Eichenwald? The guy that is trying to sue the entire alt-right because he faked a seizure after someone sent him a flashing gif?

This is his wife, you caused a seizure. I have your information and have called the police to report the assault.

— Kurt Eichenwald (@kurteichenwald) December 16, 2016

You may also remember that before that, once upon a time, he got in trouble for sending money intended for the production of child pornography.

Instead of alerting authorities, Eichenwald contacted the website's star and business partner, posing as Eagles' member Don Henley. pic.twitter.com/iKSfIuorCO

— Sebastian Jones (@sebastianojones) December 15, 2016

When Eichenwald later wrote the story, he failed to disclose these payments to his editors (or readers). pic.twitter.com/OwWOgYMCwk

— Sebastian Jones (@sebastianojones) December 15, 2016

Eichenwald copped to a $2000 payment but not others. In 2007, additional payments were revealed in court proceedings. pic.twitter.com/4JhzxDllQp

— Sebastian Jones (@sebastianojones) December 15, 2016

Basically, Eichenwald was looking at what he believed to be child pornography. Nobody had hired him to write an investigation into child pornography. He had told nobody about his intent to investigate child pornography as a journalist. He then started paying for child pornography. When caught he lied in public, first claiming he didn’t pay for the child porn. Then he claimed he only sent one payment, but it was all for research for a story. Then when it was revealed he sent multiple payments for child porn, he said that his epilepsy made him forget all the other repeated payments he sent to get high resolution videos of child sex acts. This is the same non-photosensitive epilepsy that he claims caused him to have a medically impossible seizure for which decent white guys who care about their country need to go to prison for.

It’s all so fucking Jewish I don’t even know where to start with picking this kike’s lies apart, but he just did it again.

So he was whining on Twitter about being the “victim” of anti-Semitism, and how it was all Tucker Carlson’s fault for PULLING HIS TEETH OUT with RUSTY PLIERS and JAMMING THEM into HIS EYE SOCKETS all on live television. Frankly we don’t even know how this vicious stuff Tucker does to Jews over and over again is allowed to air on TV but it sure is awesome.

In the process of doing so, he revealed that he was browsing sites for hentai, which is a Japanese word for degenerate cartoon pornography, frequently including sex acts upon children.

No bullshit Kurt Eichenwald had a giant hentai tab open in the background of his tweet pic.twitter.com/AgwH9fhrHF

— ️ Gnome🌙 (@memealchemy) June 8, 2017

Of course, the kike is trying to Jew his way out of culpability for this again. This is the second time he’s used the “just doing some research here” excuse. This time he wasn’t doing it for a story though. He was apparently involved in normal family dinner table conversation about sea creatures committing acts of sodomy and went out on a quest to find examples of this genre to display to them.

…some to show her it was real. But I couldn't find any – & ended up w/ this. My family reads my twitter feed, so they know this is true.

— Kurt Eichenwald (@kurteichenwald) June 8, 2017

Seriously, is anyone going to believe this?

Of course, Twitter went nuts.

I had to verify this on his timeline it's fucking real

B-Chiku is a hardcore hentaihttps://t.co/LjnfiMyIwT pic.twitter.com/7aiIF6I59Y

— CRISPR-YM3812 (@Crisprtek) June 8, 2017

I particularly liked the #EichenwaldAMovie hashtag.

#EichenwaldAMovie

No Octopi for Old Men pic.twitter.com/O5tyQjYgXw

— NYC Infidel (@NYC_Infidel) June 8, 2017

50 Shades of Tentacles (edited) 😉#EichenwaldAMovie pic.twitter.com/RYlVTjopUM

— OCCULTURALISM (@occulturalism) June 8, 2017

"Billy the Squid" #EichenwaldAMovie pic.twitter.com/QIxuJWNiwV

— SUPPORT DEPORTATION (@kenspest) June 9, 2017

Tucker Carlson moves in for the kill on this, literally implying that Eichenwald should be put into a secured mental facility.

This is funny, and I am glad people are having a good time making fun of him. Lulz are good.

Here’s the thing, though: pornography that does not involve children is the most meticulously well catalogued thing on the Internet. There is zero chance that you could google tentacle porn and not come up with some, much less end up on an extremely niche manga website with no pagerank thousands of results down. It is impossible for anyone to not find any tentacle porn on the Internet. This is not something that happens to anyone. He’s absolutely, incontrovertibly giving a bald-faced lie here, and in his previous case, he also relied upon his wife for an alibi for his child porn payments just like he’s doing here. He’s a Jew. He’s a fucking Jew liar.

What is not funny is that this filthy fucking kike gets away with spending five figure amounts on child pornography and his family helps him obstruct justice over it and the FBI does fucking nothing but arrest his righteous and decent white critics. That he can be caught multiple times using obvious lies to dismiss away his weird pornography addictions and his family can perjure themselves and help obstruct the process of justice against him, but sending him a GIF results in prison time.

We’ve been having a lot of luck crowdfunding things on the right here, and I think in light of the continued malfeasance of federal agents in regards to ol pedo Kurt we need to crowdfund a memorial grove for Tim McVeigh. Think of it, a gigantic bronze statue of Timothy McVeigh poised triumphantly atop a Ryder truck, arms raised as if to form an Algiz rune from his body, with a plaque that states the honest truth:

“You had Timmy’s fire coming to you and yours for being the errand boys of filthy kike pedophiles against every decent white man. You burnt Waco to the ground and shot Vicki Weaver in the back all in the service of kikes that rape children. You are a disgrace to the Constitution and the noble men that wrote it, and traitors to your race and nation. Death was too good for you.” 

Nothing would be a greater insult to these pizza party guarding federal swine than a permanent monument honoring his journey to Valhalla or Fólkvangr atop the piles of their corpses. We really should have a pilgrimage site for this set up at Oklahoma City at this point. Can someone donate land to a foundation for this? Do we have any bronzeworkers in the movement? I am not joking. This should be done. Imagine how angry it would make people.

Seriously though, this ordeal was pretty funny.

As we reported earlier today, the FBI has arrested @Jew_Goldstein for sending a flashing gif to Jewish pervert Kurt Eichenwald.

Weev posted the following on the Stormer BBS.

I want to amplify it.

It’s important.

I’ve seen a number of people mass posting stuff around various alt-right corners of the web trying to encourage people to link seizure gifs to Kurt Eichenwald.

Do not tolerate anyone discussing this.

This is not a game. John Rivello, a.k.a. “Jew Goldstein” is going to do time.

1. It is not relevant that Kurt Eichenwald probably did not have a seizure. I don’t believe at all that he did. The statute does not criminalize communications that cause seizures. It criminalizes communications sent with an intent to cause harm. A seizure is definitely physical harm, and Rivello acknowledged that he knew Eichenwald was epileptic.
2. The statute is constitutional.
3. No lower court, appeals judge, or sitting SCOTUS judge is going to say that it is okay to make epileptic people have seizures. This case has no chance on appeal.

These are federal fucking charges. The charges are valid. This is not a game.

If you see somebody attempting to get an entire group of people to commit federal crimes, then the fucking Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act kicks in. Which means they will try to charge anyone that engaged in the activity or plotted to engage in it as a gang, with insane sentencing enhancements.

DO NOT DISCUSS ILLEGAL ACTIVITY WITH ANYONE, EVER.

Don’t think anyone here would be dumb enough to discuss criminal activity on a forum. Probably nobody has posted this dumb shit here. Just saying, don’t be an idiot.

I am seeing this around, a lot. I think they are trying to set people up for this.

Don’t do it, don’t talk about doing it, don’t joke about doing it, don’t communicate with anyone who is doing any of these things.

We’ve already got one guy down for this, which is a big victory for the Jews. They’ve found a way to prosecute trolling in the US. That’s bad for us. Very bad. We need to make sure this stays isolated.

(((Kurt Eichenwald))) is seriously mentally disturbed, and a pathological liar to boot. Eichenwald’s claim of having a seizure after a user named @Jew_Goldstein sent him a GIF is probably a lie, and even if it wasn’t, no crime was committed (unless you’re going to start arresting the makers of Japanese children’s cartoons for causing seizures). That hasn’t stopped a team of pro-bono Jewish lawyers and the FBI from tracking down and arresting the Twitter user.

Justice in America is only for (((those))) who can buy it.

New York Times:

When the journalist Kurt Eichenwald opened an animated image sent to him on Twitter last December, the message “You deserve a seizure for your posts” appeared in capital letters along with a blinding strobe light. Mr. Eichenwald, who has epilepsy, has said he immediately suffered a seizure.

On Friday, the F.B.I. said it had arrested and charged a man for sending the electronic file, though the agency did not immediately release the suspect’s name or specify the criminal charges.

The unusual case has shown how online tools can be deployed as weapons capable of physical harm. Mr. Eichenwald said the attacker used the strobe light knowing that the visual elements were likely to lead Mr. Eichenwald, who has publicly discussed his epilepsy, into a seizure.

Steven Lieberman, Mr. Eichenwald’s lawyer, has argued that the use of the strobe light in a GIF, or moving graphic, was akin to sending an explosive or poison in the mail.

“This electronic message was no different than a bomb sent in the mail or anthrax sent in an envelope,” said Mr. Lieberman, who is working on the case as a pro bono service. “It triggers a physical effect.” (Mr. Lieberman has previously represented The New York Times, and Mr. Eichenwald was a reporter for The Times from 1986-2006.)

It’s improbable that any charges will stick, but the precedent the FBI is setting here is shocking. Eichenwald’s main mission with these theatrics was simply to dox and use terror -litigation to cow @Jew_Goldstein into silence, thus making an example out of what happens when you dare confront a Jew for lying. Jews love making examples of Goyim.

I never expected the FBI to oblige in aiding this psychopath’s delusions. Even with Trump’s election, the rest of American society continues to get less free, especially the judicial branch. Some FBI agents are working as private Stasi agents for Eichenwald and his team of lawyers over nothing, and you better believe that the Anti-Defamation League is involved here as well.

All lovers of free speech must rally around @Jew_Goldstein to help him pay for his defense. There may even be grounds for suing the FBI for using their powers irresponsibly.

This is a new America we’re living in, more corrupt and unpredictable than ever before. We will be following this case as it develops,