Seit einigen Tagen kursiert ein Screenshot unserer Homepage, laut dem wir empfehlen, im Falle eines Angriffs, den Täter durch unerwartetes Verhalten, wie z.B. Singen, zu irritieren.
In Abgrenzung zu terroristischen Anschlägen, Amoktaten und bewaffneten Angriffen – auch mit…

— Polizei Berlin (@polizeiberlin) August 30, 2024

Damn.

This was solid advice.

Why are they backing off it? Singing a song while being stabbed could save your life. Singing causes… the blood to stay inside your body.

Remix:

As knife crime becomes more of an “everyday” part of life in Germany, more and more people are concerned about how they should respond if they are attacked or threatened with a knife. The Berlin police’s tip to “sing loudly” has now been dropped from their website after being widely mocked on X.

“A screenshot of our homepage has been circulating for a few days, according to which we recommend that in the event of an attack, you irritate the perpetrator through unexpected behavior, such as singing,” write Berlin’s police. However, they then go on to write that they have removed this advice from their website.

HAHAHAHA.

Who are these people??

It’s just women, I guess??

“This is recommended by the professional associations for psychiatry, among others. However, this advice does not correspond to our police experience and has therefore no longer been part of our recommendations since 2023. The flyer was already updated, now our website is too.”

…

According to Berlin police, 3,482 knife attacks were recorded in the city last year. In 918 cases, people were seriously injured. Over half of the suspects, 53.5 percent, did not have a German passport. Only 25 percent of Berliners do not have German citizenship, showing the disproportionately high role of foreigners in such crimes. In addition, the data shows that 16 percent of the “German” suspects have a dual passport. Even those German suspects with only a German passport, many of them have a foreign background through their parents or grandparents.

A Berlin prosecutor, for example, stated that 75 percent of clan gang members actually have citizenship, which means every time they commit a crime, it is recorded as “German.”

Yeah, I don’t think anyone thinks Germans are out stabbing people.

I talked to a Swedish woman once about violent crime in Sweden and noted that Swedes don’t do that crime and she said “well, they could do something like that.”

This is why you have to BAN WOMEN.

Although, frankly, I want to see someone getting stabbed by an Arabian while he’s singing a song.

I wish the police would have listed a suggestion of songs that might work best to stop a stabbing.

I would want to see someone sing “Road to Nowhere” by the Talking Heads.

You don’t really think of the Germans as big time stabbers, but apparently they are really into stabbing, because the government is going to ban knives.

ASB Zeitung:

Attacks with knives have been increasing recently. To stop this trend, the Federal Minister of the Interior wants to tighten regulations on knives. She plans to completely ban a specific type of knife.

In light of an increase in knife attacks, Federal Minister of the Interior Nancy Faeser plans to further tighten gun laws. In the new gun law, she announced in “Bild am Sonntag” that she will “further restrict the carrying of knives in public.” This means that knives with a blade length of up to six centimeters, instead of the current twelve centimeters, will be allowed to be carried in public. Exceptions will only be made for household knives “in closed containers after purchase.” “For dangerous switchblades, we want to create a general ban on carrying them. We will present the corresponding changes to the gun law soon,” said Faeser.

Similar tightening measures had previously been demanded by the states. The Minister then called on the municipalities to create more “gun and knife-free zones.” Knife bans must be “strictly enforced, just like the Federal Police does with checks at train stations,” she said. According to police statistics, there were 8951 cases of dangerous and serious bodily harm involving knives last year, either to injure someone or to threaten them – an increase of 5.6 percent compared to the previous year.

Since the “knife-free zones” obviously haven’t worked out so far, why not try making some murder-free zones instead?

I’m sure those will do something.

I mean, if I were about to kill someone, but then saw a sign that said “NEIN MURDEREN HIER” I’d be like “Aw, schucks!” and stop immediately.

The slippery slope is real

Well.

You can’t just hold black people in prison.

That’s what the racists in America do.

You have to just let them stab, stab, stab.

Remix:

Following a growing wave of stabbing attacks across Germany perpetrated by migrants, a Nigerian migrant has added to the growing toll of victims, this time stabbing three officers in 16 hours in the city of Karlsruhe.

The 36-year-old Nigerian is still at large after three different attacks, targeting various officers in the span of 18 hours. Despite the serious crimes, the man is still at large.

On Friday, at 12:45 p.m., the man grabbed a 9-year-old boy at the main station in Karlsruhe in the state of Baden-Würtemberg, located in the southwest of Germany. Police intervened to save the boy, and the African man bit one of the officers, while three police suffered abrasions during the scuffle.

Then, 13 hours later, the same man wanted to travel without a ticket and got on a night train at 1:50 a.m. When police officers confronted him over his illegal action, the situation quickly escalated.

“The man put up considerable resistance and repeatedly stabbed the officers from behind with the blade of a cutter knife,” said a police spokeswoman. One of the officers was stabbed in the head, arm and hand, while another officer was cut on his leg. Both police officers were treated in the hospital and are unable to work while they recover from their injuries.

Despite attempts to charge the man, the public prosecutor released the Nigerian.

He immediately went back to riding the train without purchasing a ticket, and on Saturday at 7 a.m., a police spokeswoman described how he once again attacked a federal police officer when he was stopped.

“During the police check, the 36-year-old suddenly attacked a federal police officer, grabbing him by the arm. The suspect was brought to the ground and temporarily arrested.”

The man was simply released by a public prosecutor even after the officers applied for an arrest warrant twice. Both requests were rejected for unknown reasons. Attempts by Bild newspaper to reach the prosecutor’s officer to explain why the man was not held in custody and charged were unsuccessful.

The man remains on the streets despite the crime spree. According to BILD information, the federal police officers in Karlsruhe informed their superiors. Now they hope that another public prosecutor will take on the case on Monday.

The blacks aren’t the problem.

The problem is racists thinking blacks are the problem.

🇩🇪‼️ Germans are mocking a police presentation in the city of Hannover exhibiting how they would deal with a “knife attacker.”

The “evil” attacker is a White male named “Matze,” a nickname for Germans named “Matthias,” who clearly follows all their orders and then lies on the… pic.twitter.com/ddis4yuAh3

— Remix News & Views (@RMXnews) June 27, 2024

Banning knives for everyone because niggers keep stabbing each other (YAY!) and humans (BOO!!!) didn’t work, so now the geniuses in the British cucklice have found a new solution – just write some words on boxes of fried chicken.

This is a brilliant idea that will totally work.

Sky News:

Special chicken boxes warning about the dangers of carrying a knife are to be distributed to takeaways across England and Wales by the government.

More than 320,000 of them – featuring the Home Office #knifefree campaign – will replace the standard packaging in 210 outlets.

Yeah, because carrying them is the problem…

When I woke up this morning, I was in the mood to stab someone, but I changed my mind after just seeing this picture.

And I didn’t even need to eat any fried chicken!

Real-life stories of young people who have escaped knife crime will be printed inside the boxes, distributed at independent and branch-owned chicken shops, including Morley’s, Chicken Cottage and Dixy Chicken.

They have been criticised by senior Labour figures, including shadow home secretary Diane Abbott, who said called the boxes a “crude, offensive and probably expensive campaign”.

Dem programs, y’all.

Instead of investing in a public health approach to violent crime, the Home Office have opted for yet another crude, offensive and probably expensive campaign. They would do better to invest in our communities not demonise them. https://t.co/dGZBo3IypV

— Diane Abbott (@HackneyAbbott) August 14, 2019

This is Diane Abbott, BTW:

This thing has been a member of the British parliament since 1987, and Corbyn wants to put it in the government too.

So cheer up Swedecucks, it could be worse – and it probably will be, at some point…

MP David Lammy also asked on Twitter: “Is this some kind of joke?! Why have you chosen chicken shops? What’s next, #KnifeFree watermelons?”

Yes, watermelons would’ve been a nice touch.

Is this some kind of joke?! Why have you chosen chicken shops? What's next, #KnifeFree watermelons? https://t.co/34DwwxSmCN

— David Lammy (@DavidLammy) August 14, 2019

BTW, this is David Lammy:

This thing’s been a member of Parliament since 2000.

Are there any White people left in the British parliament?

Policing minister Kit Malthouse said they will “bring home” to young people the “tragic consequences” of carrying a knife, and “challenge the idea that it makes you safer”.

He added: “The government is doing everything it can to tackle the senseless violence that is traumatising communities and claiming too many young lives, including bolstering the police’s ranks with 20,000 new police officers on our streets.”

HOLY SHIT I FOUND A WHITE ONE!

But returning to the subject – when you’re surrounded by all sorts of violent monkeypeople, having a knife on you does make you safer, because you sure as hell know they’ll have one and actually use it, often for literally no reason.

Many of the shops that are involved in the scheme will also have screens displaying messages from the #knifefree campaign.

The move follows a partnership with Morley’s earlier this year, which saw 20,000 #knifefree chicken boxes distributed in 15 branches.

Morley’s managing director Shan Selvendran said: “We want to promote being knife free by using custom chicken boxes to deliver the message and start conversations amongst all of our customers.”

The aim of the #knifefree campaign is to reduce knife crime by altering the attitudes and behaviour of young people aged between 10 and 21.

The government has also established #knifefree street teams who will visit convenience stores, hair salons, barber shops, places of worship and community centres in London, Manchester and Birmingham.

What, no midnight basketball?

No building more community centers?

No arresting people for carrying potato peelers in public?

Man, these people are fucking retarded…

The only solution to not having a lot of violent crime is getting rid of niggers.

This is not a British problem, it is an African problem.

Black and brown swordsmanship instructors are now providing free live demonstrations for people on the streets of the United Kingdom.

This teaches people the art of the blade and results in British pedestrians getting stronger thanks to their newly acquired self-defense skill, proving once again that diversity is truly our strength.

Daily Mail:

This is the chilling moment two young men armed with machetes faced each other in Newcastle city centre.

A court heard that an argument between Abdul Kefia and Twayne Bailey turned into a potentially fatal confrontation when Kefia pulled the blade from his hoodie.

CCTV footage then shows Bailey taking a large machete out of his friend’s rucksack before the two men faced up to each other.

Cameras recorded Kefia, 26, running towards Bailey, 21, while swinging his machete.

Newcastle Crown Court heard Bailey then threw his weapon in the direction of the older man in a desperate bid to stop him in his tracks.

And as the machete missed Kefia, landing on the road next to him, Bailey turned and fled the scene while being ‘chased’ by the older man, the court heard.

Abdul Kefia

Twayne Bailey

Those are the faces of today’s Britons. These dark-skinned monkeys somehow ended up in the United Kingdom for reasons unknown and we may never know the true motives behind their machete dueling habits, which is quite a shame because there’s so much we could learn from their rich and vibrant machete-swinging culture.

I mean, you can’t tell me we have machete-swinging in our culture, can you? They have something we don’t, which means we could benefit from them diversifying our countries, if only we’d stop jailing them from expressing their own original cultures.

Why bring them to our countries in the first place if we’re going to punish them for being who they are? They’re just exercising their culture.

Lucky for the non-bigoted part of the population, these brave vibrant refugees have managed to enrich the United Kingdom despite white Britons’ best efforts to stop them.

Knife offences per 100,000 people by region, England and Wales, year ending March 2018:

Number of homicides committed by knife, 1977-2018, England and Wales:

As you can see, even a bigoted judicial system stacked against people of color is incapable of keeping people of color from expressing colorful cultural habits.

This should fill you with hope for the future.

It’s proof that Progress cannot be stopped.

At least not without removing diversity.

Given how diversity is unlikely to be removed any time soon, white Britons should embrace this new medieval situation they find themselves in and go back to wearing full armor.

Or at least some chain mail pajamas to be a little bit safer.

If they did that, and if they went back to sword fighting, there’d be no point in the diverse-skinned being in the United Kingdom anymore, as sword-swinging would replace machete-swinging.

Embracing the Middle Ages is the solution to diversity.

I do not usually appreciate African culture, or feel enriched by it. I am often annoyed or disgusted by its bestial lack of depth and only rarely do I like anything about it.

But I need more of these knife fight videos.

They bring me joy.

The best way for me to get more of these videos is for all UK citizens to be taught street fighting unarmed knife defense combat skills.

Sir Christopher Chope agrees with me.

Daily Mail:

Children should get ‘fitter’ so they are more able to repel the growing threat of knife attacks, an outspoken Tory MP told senior police officers today.

Sir Christopher Chope says more youngsters should be encouraged to try judo and taekwondo to avoid them feeling the need to carry a blade themselves.

The Brexiteer, who represents Christchurch in Dorset, suggested martial arts would help youngsters be ‘physically able to deal with the situation’ by either disarming a rival or fighting back.

He told police officers at the Home Affairs Select Committee in Parliament today: ‘It’s an alternative. If they [young people} say “well I’m carrying a knife because I want to protect myself’ – an alternative to that is actually to protect yourself by actually being fitter and more able to deal with that sort of attack’.

He added: ‘In the same way as a lot of young women are taught how to deal with men who get violent or threatening towards them’.

Dave Thompson, Chief Constable of the West Midlands Police, told MPs today that the ‘best knife prevention technique is to run away, as fast as you can’.

Sir Christopher replied: ‘You do need to be fit to do that’.

Sir Christopher Chope

I assume that Sir Christopher winked at someone as he spoke those last words.

It’s clear what he meant to say. Some people are more fit than others. None of us chose for things to be this way. This is how things are ordered in nature.

Sir Christopher was tired of reading good news about the economy. He stood up and bravely declared it to be self-evident that Parliamentary authority be justified only through its adherence to one first principle. Parliament must strengthen the British people. To strengthen the collective spirit, each individual Briton must know mortal combat. To strengthen the national bloodline, the weak must be purged.

Sir Christopher’s radical politics of civilizational bloodsports seen through virality algorithms of mass surveillance footage are the logical extension of his ecofascist worldview. He believed in the genetically determined Neitzchean superman as the only valid social goal. He believed in himself, and in his own imperative to supply me with ever-increasing sacrifices of relatively athletic knife fight videos with moral consequences to jungle barbarians.

It does not matter what has to happen to society in order to produce the imagery.

The violence was fast-paced and tactical, but Sir Christopher knew that there could be more. To achieve his goals, society would have to be repurposed away from the production and consumption of consumer goods, and towards the attainment of the ideal human form through mass sacrificial combat.

Ecofascists such as Sir Christopher Chope believe that the three factors which conspire to determine a nation’s destiny were land, divine fortune, and blood nobility. Britain’s land mass was already sufficient to sustain many more Britons (if only they would breed in captivity!) and in any case could not be increased because there were no more wars.

A worldly man, Sir Christopher reasoned well that divine fortune was often indifferent to man’s interests and could not be surely appeased with any policy of Parliament.

For one revolutionary MP, it is racial destiny itself which must be mastered. Of all the factors incumbent upon the United Kingdom’s inevitable destiny, it is only this factor which could be improved upon through its subjugation to Parliamentary policy. Through mass conscription of the civilian population into a street fighter knife defense training program, Sir Christopher saw the most expedient path to the completion of German idealism, and the justification of previous acts of Parliament.

The Briton would be forced to confront knife-wielding barbarians, which had already been brought to roam their homeland through previous acts of Parliament, as a test of personal strength.

The Briton would share this experience of Victory with all other Britons through their culture, and recall the culling of the weaker Britons in their collective racial memory. This test of martial nature would define their national identity and embolden their will to exist and to struggle as a People. If the Briton were to achieve his perfect form, it would not matter to him if society were to collapse or if government were to fall into corruption and chaos.

Civilization was created once through collective spirit of will to power. As long as the spirit of greatness is within man, he can create it again, stronger.

You heard the gub’ment, Brits. Start sprinting, start lifting weights, start training tactically effective martial arts. If you already play video games, play classical aristocratic games that challenge strategy, logic and perception.

Leave weakness behind.

There’s all kinds of daily knife attacks in the United Kingdom.

You could say the attacks are pretty diverse.

Daily Mail:

A 19-year-old man was left in a critical condition after being stabbed in the chest on a London bus earlier today.

The teenager was attacked aboard the 134 bus in Muswell Hill, north London – with Scotland Yard officers called to reports of a stabbing at around 4.40pm.

…

One woman, who asked not to be named, told The Mirror: ‘When I arrived the bus was parked, I rushed on to see him and he was collapsed on the back seat, slumped and bleeding. His neck was bent at a strange angle.

‘I was told my friend brushed the guy’s knee and the guy started on him‘.

He was airlifted to hospital where he remains in a critical condition.

In a separate incident, an 18-year-old was stabbed in Edgware Road, west London. Scotland Yard said his injuries were not life-threatening.

Britons are not even safe while on a bus.

But what about nightclubs?

Nope. Not safe there either.

Daily Mail:

A triple stabbing in a nightclub happened just yards away from where Sajid Javid was challenged by a mother over knife crime yesterday.

The victims were attacked at the Medleys club, Northfields, Birmingham, just hours after the Home Secretary was quizzed about the recent spate of killings across the country.

Three men, thought to be in their 20s, were rushed to hospital after being stabbed at around 2.20am.

What about tourists? Are they safe?

No, not even tourists are safe in the United Knifedom.

Daily Mail:

A man has been charged with the murder of an aspiring chef David Martinez-Valencia, who was stabbed to death in east London.

Carlos Rueda Velez, 20, was charged with murder this morning and is set to appear at Thames Magistrates’ Court later today.

The charge follows an incident at an address in North Birkbeck Road, E11 on Wednesday, 6 March, where Mr Rueda Velez also lives.

Police and London Ambulance Service were called at approximately 16:25pm to reports of a stabbing and found 26-year-old David suffering injuries. He died at the scene.

Detectives from the Homicide and Major Crime Command continue to investigate the circumstances.

Relatives had paid to David, who moved to London to pursue his career.

David who had dual Spanish and Colombian citizenship, was repeatedly stabbed at a flat in Leyton, east London, on Wednesday. He ran down the street but collapsed in front of shocked passers-by and bled to death just after 5pm.

Okay. But what about a man just chilling inside of his car, is he safe from the United Kingdom’s knife violence?

lol of course not.

Daily Mail:

A man has been stabbed to death after he confronted joyriders for crashing into his parked car while he was sleeping in it.

The victim had parked up in a car park in Edinburgh when his vehicle was hit by a stolen car.

Sources said the man got out of his car during a confrontation and was then attacked.

Emergency services were called to the scene on Edinburgh’s Ford’s Road by a member of the public. However the man could not be saved and died shortly after.

With all that knife crime, the United Kingdom must be heavily investing in fighting it, right?

…right?

Err… it appears that the government there is actively trying to increase knife crime.

Daily Mail:

Councils have warned that budget cuts of 50 per cent to youth offending teams with a track record of cutting crime could undermine the fight against knife violence.

The warning comes as authorities are being stretched due to the surge in knife crime cross the country.

The Local Government Association (LGA) highlighted that efforts to prevent children joining gangs and becoming involved in knife crime will be undermined if funding for youth offending teams (YOTS) continues to be hit.

Across 2010/11 YOTs received funding of £145 million, but just eight years later this amount was slashed by half with 2018/19’s funding coming in at £71.5 million.

The LGA represents 370 councils in England and Wales and said that more cuts will harm ongoing efforts to prevent children getting involved with criminals.

Councils are now waiting in anticipation to find out what their youth justice grant allocations will be for 2019/2020, but have set their budgets without this information.

Don’t worry though.

Everything’s fine, man. It’s fine.

They’re just knives.

Kitchenware.

Nothing to fear.

Joshua Gardner.

If the Jewdicial System let Joshua go free because he had a “troubled upbringing,” it might as well give impunity to every other black criminal in London too.

Wait, maybe that’s the plan…

Fug :DDDD

Breitbart:

A man filmed attacking a car with a large ‘zombie knife’ on a London street has been spared jail, sparking outrage and leading to the case being referred to the Attorney General.

Terrifying footage filmed on May 30th of Joshua Gardner, then 17, smashing up a car using the sword-like weapon in broad daylight on a busy street in Croydon, south London, spread on social media and shocked the nation.

He was only caught after an “eagle-eyed police officer” recognised him due to a previous conviction for attempted robbery after the footage circulated in the media, police said in a statement.

Gardner, now 18, was convicted of three charges but let off with a two-year suspended sentence at the Old Bailey on Tuesday.

The non-custodial sentence came after a judge heard claims he was carrying the knife following a ten-day kidnap ordeal in which he was held at gunpoint.

The judge also said that part of the reason he was not given a prison sentence was that of his difficult upbringing, including a period of his youth when one of his brothers was jailed.

Get ready to laugh at some delicious irony.

Daily Mail:

This is the horrifying moment a policeman and his colleague are savagely beaten in a brutal attack on a south London street.

In mobile phone footage posted on Twitter two men can be seen punching and kicking the male and female officer as scores of people pass without intervening.

KARATE KICKED THE BITCH STRAIGHT IN HER STUPID HEAD!

Those state-sponsored karate classes for oppressed minority youth aren’t seeming like such a great idea now, huh?

Other than the gloriousness of that kick, I don’t see what all the fuss is about.

It is simply the police’s turn to be enriched. 

The shocking incident in Merton, south west London on Saturday night, saw the two male attackers wearing hoodies and dragging the policeman away from his patrol car and kicking him.

A policewoman can then be seen trying to pull them off her colleague but she fails as a man brutally kicks her to the ground.

Just imagine what was going through that woman’s head – “I’ll go save this man who is on the ground getting kicked by two other men by running towards the incident.”

The assault comes amid London’s violent crimewave, with the capital’s murder count reaching 122 so far this year over the weekend.  

Yeah, London sounds like a dangerous place.

Good thing the UK has increased the police budget on important things like Twitter policing, LGBTQ+ outreach, sensitivity training and (presumably) sharia patrol subsidies.

That’ll take care of the problem sooner or later.

The clip, recorded by a man in his car at 7.55pm on Saturday with music playing in the background, shows several people walk by without stopping to help the officers.

A bus also drives straight past the chaos without stopping to intervene.

Eventually, with the help of a heroic moped rider, the policeman manages to get the attacker off him and pins him down ready to arrest him.

The video was uploaded to Twitter alongside the caption: ‘South London at night.. Lol’. 

Lol indeed.

Can anyone explain to me why in the world any White Briton would help the police?

Do the UK police help the White Briton?

Rhetorical.

And should you ever feel even the slightest stirring of sympathy for these cops, I hope you keep it to yourself.

Commenting too harshly about this assault online might get you a knock on your door in the middle of the night… from the police, demanding to see your commenting license.

So, better to just keep on walking, citizen.

The filthy, treacherous and corrupt cops did this to themselves.

Let them reap their reward.

Can you figure out which of these things is not like the other?

It helps to listen to the song while you puzzle this out. Here:

It goes: one of these things is NOT like the other! 

Well, let’s hone in on that one thing, shall we?

This is one hardcore ride or die bitch, lemme tell ya.

Either that or she’s addicted to whatever drugs they had her hooked on.

Synthetic weed that makes you turn into something resembling a zombie as niggers hoot and look on with amusement

Because niggers and all sorts of browns will do that – get a white girl hooked on drugs and then make her exchange sex for drugs.

That’s normal. Or at least I should say, that’s the new normal.

This bitch took it a step further though.

Breitbart:

A violent London gang which terrorised businesses with a fake handgun, hammer, and samurai sword in a campaign of “frightening armed robberies” has been jailed.

The organised group targetted bookmakers, demonstrating knowledge of their security procedures and cunning methods, including using female gang members to lure staff out into the shop floor.

They would then use shocking levels of violence and intimidation to force the workers into opening safes and producing cash, police revealed Monday.

So not only do I gotta keep my eye out for false rape accusation from the bitch, STDs or STIs from her nasty infected Tinder-snatch, psychotic bfs who want to pick a fight, but also packs of samurai-sword wielding niggers right around the corner?

FUUUUUUUUUUCK THAAAAAAT!

Sex doll brothels, here I come.

People talk about how they wouldn’t be able to get it on with a plastic doll because it would be too weird.

Yeah, well…

Safety first. Besides, seems to me that fucking these plastic dolls is more wholesome and good for your long-term emotional, financial and physical health than fucking one of these Western slags.

And where is Dad in all of this?

Psh, I’m not even going to pretend that I give a shit anymore.

You know the doll had no dad either, and I don’t see it robbing anybody with a pack of samurai-sword wielding niggers in tow, do you?

So really, what’s the human chick’s excuse?